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Torn by Dooba reviews
Bella Swan has survived a living hell, twice. She no longer speaks. Nobody ever listened. The Cullen family take her into their care. Bella fights to leave her past behind, but will she be able to let love in? AH M-rated for violence, content, language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 94 - Words: 663,984 - Reviews: 18270 - Favs: 8,622 - Follows: 8,975 - Updated: 3/28/2021 - Published: 9/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Marley's Mother by Pandora's Box Is Heavy reviews
Marley was a gift to me that not everyone gets. She was my life, my everything. But a letter changed things the day it came. And now it seems that Marley may not have been theirs to give, nor mine to receive...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4632 - Favs: 3,688 - Follows: 3,090 - Updated: 8/6/2020 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dream or Reality? by ceceprincess1217 reviews
Here is my Entry to the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest. You've read the entry, now see the beginning... Bella's husband is off to a secret mission to serve his country. Pregnant and heartbroken Bella finds herself in a dream like no other.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 73,386 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 12/23/2018 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lullabies & Eternal Love by Emmamama88 reviews
Sequel to 'Virgins & Villains' and 'Love Rescue Me'. Follow Edward, Bella and the rest of the family as they survive pregnancy, childbirth and anything else that life throws at them. Alternates between BPOV and EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 82,068 - Reviews: 906 - Favs: 1,374 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 7/2/2018 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Bella, Edward
Reckless Abandon by IWriteNaked reviews
When Clary's mother gets married, she finds herself crushing on her step brother, Jonathan. What happens when her best friend, Jace, starts to get jealous? I HATE SUMMARIZING, BUT WHAT'S UP. AU. Clonathan in the beginning. Clace later. Rated M for SMUT/Lemons eventually, and swearing all the freaking time. Awkward internal dialogue. Hilarious. Sexual themes.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 38,279 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 7/7/2017 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Clary F., Jonathon M./Sebastian V., Jace W., Magnus B.
As Leaves Fall by myonlyheroin reviews
Can a bearded, quiet man, a shy, sweet four-year-old and a cup of hot chocolate be enough to entice an even shyer woman out of her shell? A birthday fic for sweet Ericastwilight.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,156 - Reviews: 876 - Favs: 1,056 - Follows: 813 - Updated: 10/25/2016 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Halfbreed by Infinitypoet reviews
Vampire hybrid Edward Cullen is the biological son of Carlisle and Esme Cullen. Edward, along with his parents and adopted siblings move to the rainy town of Forks, Washington. There Edward will meet Bella Swan, the quirky daughter of the local sheriff. This is the story of how the pair falls in love and how they use that love to forge new relationships in interesting places.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,065 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 8/16/2016 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Bella, Edward
Demonic Lust by lemon007 reviews
Sebastian x Ciel Sexual Intercourse, Sebastian can no longer control his demonic urges, so what happens when Ciel is involved and what are the consequences?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 30,575 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/16/2016 - Published: 2/5/2016 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
The Remedy is Worse Than the Disease by IWriteNaked reviews
I would have loved you. One shot. Trigger warning: rape
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,235 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/11/2015 - Clary F.
The Shower Escapades by VirginiaLover reviews
Bella's had the day from hell, all she wants to do is go home and wash the day away. When she arrives she finds her water has been cut off. What happens when she asks her hot, nerdy neighbor to use his? One-Shot. M for reason.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,252 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 48 - Published: 3/21/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Desperate Measures by Adele18 reviews
She turned her gaze towards the other members of the council and spoke with conviction. "Desperate times call for desperate measures.We must force all shadowhunters over the age of 18 to marry and bear children as soon as possible. It is the only way. " / Clace and Sizzy story,although mostly Clace moments. Contains lemons.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 756 - Updated: 1/30/2015 - Published: 1/2/2014 - Clary F., Isabelle L., Jace W., Simon L. - Complete
Rockabella's by RosieRathbone reviews
On the outskirts of Scottsdale, AZ, best friends, Bella and Alice, own a 1950s, vintage diner - Rockabella's. What adventures lie behind the diner doors where there's '50s music, tattoos, and two foul-mouthed children who'll show you to your seat? AH. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,496 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Complete
Awkwardly Yours by Vancouver-Canuck-Girl reviews
High school Edward likes a girl named Bella, But he's not a smooth-talking kind of fella. He has his fair share of inserting foot into mouth, And inappropriate risings down south. But he's really kind of sweet, Even if he's sort of a geek.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,184 - Reviews: 3779 - Favs: 2,029 - Follows: 1,538 - Updated: 12/1/2014 - Published: 8/2/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Ray of Light by awish0921 reviews
As a single father of three daughters, Edward thinks everything is fine with his family. New to a small town, Bella is running from her own heartache. Can two strangers help each other face the things they have been too scared to face on their own? Daddyward / Olderward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,754 - Reviews: 2230 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 1,882 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West by pattyrose reviews
Bella is 5 minutes away from what's to be her happiest day - when a phone call changes it all. Frustrated and pissed-off, she embarks on a 10 day vacay to Key West, hoping for some space in which to clear her head, but when she meets the cocky, flirty and sexy-as-sin diving instructor, her plans take a much steamier turn. BxE Summer Short Story with M thru F updates. Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,702 - Reviews: 3777 - Favs: 3,509 - Follows: 1,951 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/14/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Confessions of a Billionaire's W by RuthlesslyYours reviews
One time, no matter how hot or sexy was not enough. We both knew it. So he made me an offer I couldn't refuse. For the next year my body would belong to Edward R Cullen; the billionaire, the genius, the sex addict and the married man. How did I get here and why don't I want to leave?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,986 - Reviews: 3744 - Favs: 4,228 - Follows: 3,190 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Battle of the Bands by simplymoshingintomordor reviews
Jace is an arrogant, spotlight-hogging lead guitarist and Jonathan Morgenstern's best friend. The trouble is, Jon's sister - Clary - can't stand him, and the feeling's mutual. But when the boys enter the Battle of the Bands contest and all but move in with the Morgensterns, the two of them are forced to see a lot more of each other than they would like. NOW COMPLETE (AH)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 187,944 - Reviews: 3341 - Favs: 2,406 - Follows: 1,749 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/19/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] Jonathon M./Sebastian V. - Complete
Breathless by IWriteNaked reviews
Clary has lived with her abusive father, since her mother died. After her brother moved out, the abuse got worse. What happens when Valentine dies, and Clary has to live with a foster family? Follow Clary through sadness, fear, loneliness, learning to trust again and finally falling in love. Clace, Malec, Sizzy. AU. OOC. Warning: adult content. Just click!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,940 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Alec L., Clary F., Jace W., Valentine M. - Complete
Try Me by NinjaFlautist reviews
Clary has defeated Robert Lightwood, Luke, Izzy and Alec at arm wrestling. But when she faces the love of her life, Jace, at the same challenge and loses, she has to obey all his orders for her the rest of the day.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/1/2014 - [Jace W., Clary F.] - Complete
Friendzoned by MrzEdCullen reviews
Bella & Edward have been best friends for years. They are themselves when they are together, but in school they act differently to fit in with the popular kids. Bella is in love with Edward and gets sick of pretending, what happens next?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 97,057 - Reviews: 631 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/28/2014 - Published: 12/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 3054 - Favs: 4,070 - Follows: 2,288 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Somehow I Found You by MrsK81 reviews
Young, bored & desperate for something more meaningful to happen in her life, privileged Isabella Swan meets the mysterious but beautiful Edward Cullen. As their relationship begins & she learns his secrets, something they have no control over threatens to pull them apart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,183 - Reviews: 473 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 1/8/2014 - Published: 11/13/2012 - Bella, Edward
If Valentine were Good by Wisterian Princess reviews
Clary Morgenstern is a talented Shadowhunter, as well as her brother, Jonathan. The Morgensterns are an important family in the nephilim world, and they live in Idris, but Clary has never left home. One day, Clary gets offered the opportunity to live in New York with her parents' good friends, the Lightwoods, and meets Isabelle, Alec and Jace. (Written before City of Heavenly Fire)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 91,861 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 9/22/2013 - [Clary F., Jace W.] [Isabelle L., Jonathon M./Sebastian V.] - Complete
Switches and Subs by Lykosdracos reviews
Bella Swan is introduced to the dark realm of BDSM by her roommate Rosalie. While attending a private play party, she is introduced to Jasper and Edward, two experienced Dominants. With their help and friendship, she learns what Dominance and submission truly mean. 18 ONLY. M/F pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,917 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 837 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 7/21/2010 - [Bella, Edward] Jasper, Rosalie
Sugar Cookies by Emmamama88 reviews
Opposites attract, and sometimes crash into each other, literally. Come along and experience a little 'Christmas magic' with our favorite couple. Originally a holiday One-shot...now extended. All-human, cause that's all I write.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 52,198 - Reviews: 507 - Favs: 722 - Follows: 509 - Updated: 10/22/2013 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Turbulence by ddpjclaf reviews
*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 34 - Words: 210,843 - Reviews: 2529 - Favs: 2,300 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Boy At Table Seven by LyricalKris reviews
Life for a young waitress can be pretty mundane. The highlight of Bella's week was the lunchtime visit from the three sexy mechanics from across the street. Then one day there was a little boy at her table left alone.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 78,511 - Reviews: 7116 - Favs: 5,706 - Follows: 4,209 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Accidentally in Love by Missus T reviews
A personal ad for a fake fiancée leads to something they never expected. Two lonely souls discover that faking it might be the best thing that ever happened to them. ExB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 134,493 - Reviews: 4851 - Favs: 5,812 - Follows: 4,304 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scout's Honor by samekraemer reviews
When a crying Girl Scout with bloody knees showed up on the Cullens' doorstep to sell cookies, no one in the family knew that the girl would become a part of the family, least of all, a twelve-year old Edward. Over the years, things changed, but one thing remained constant…Bella Swan and Edward Cullen were drawn to each other. AH,Canon Couples/Rated M/language/later lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 106,629 - Reviews: 2020 - Favs: 1,365 - Follows: 993 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Insatiable Desires by ItzMegan73 reviews
What happens when the paths of two highly intelligent hypersexuals cross?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 87,528 - Reviews: 1847 - Favs: 3,499 - Follows: 4,279 - Updated: 3/29/2013 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Pinned but Fluttering by CassandraLowery reviews
For too many years, Bella Swan has been trapped in a nightmare beyond her worst imaginings. At long last, a glimmer of a chance to escape may present itself. Will she find herself in even more danger if she dares to leave? AU w/ human Volturi. M for language & violence. #8 in Top Ten Completed Fics for Jan 2013 at TwiFanFictionRecs!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 205,499 - Reviews: 2174 - Favs: 1,150 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
King For A Day by LaughsOutRainbows reviews
Kellic One Shot. Kellin and Vic are stuck at work overnight and they get bored. I hope you like it been its been a while haha
X-overs - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Complete
A Life With The Royal Staff by MrsK81 reviews
Sequel to A Night With The Royal Staff. Find out how Edward adapts to his new life and if it is everything he thought it would be. Light and fluffy with no angst.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 109,477 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 1,757 - Follows: 1,265 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips by Krazyk85 reviews
Ladies man, Edward Cullen, is forever changed when he meets Bella Swan. When she ignores him relentlessly, he discovers the one possible way to get her attention. Can he be the sub that this Domme will want to keep? All EPOV, lemons- Subward/Domella Fic
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 339,404 - Reviews: 1735 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 978 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7712 - Favs: 12,418 - Follows: 6,354 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Flirt by secretsecrettunnel reviews
"What do you expect when you move like that?" Aang replied, a soft smile on his face as he leaned closer. "I was a virtuous monk before I met you."
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Katara, Aang - Complete
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10937 - Favs: 12,709 - Follows: 13,088 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8432 - Favs: 6,477 - Follows: 4,452 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virgins & Villains by Emmamama88 reviews
Edward Masen, Hollywood heartthrob, meets Bella Swan, shy college student, and the romantic sparks fly. Can they both overcome traumatic pasts and trust issues to be together?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 87 - Words: 481,331 - Reviews: 6153 - Favs: 4,109 - Follows: 2,182 - Updated: 3/29/2012 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Evading Edward by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Bella's first encounter with Edward instantly leads to a mutual dislike. She is the new girl in town who has attracted more than one admirer and he's the boy who usually gets what he wants. So how will one evade when the other is set to conquer? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 366,513 - Reviews: 7821 - Favs: 5,842 - Follows: 3,787 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Mating Connection by WitchyVampireGirl reviews
Here is my fluffly little twist on the whole electrical charge that Edward and Bella feel. What if it really meant something else, something deeper? Would Edward be able to do what he needs to make sure Bella stays his forever? AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 198,989 - Reviews: 2685 - Favs: 2,236 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
People like us by justginger reviews
Edward Cullen is the hottest movie star. Bella Swan is an Art Graduate. Their worlds collide one day and they are drawn together. There is a secret world that they share, a lust for the darker side..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 1,337,937 - Reviews: 3973 - Favs: 3,260 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11871 - Favs: 10,649 - Follows: 6,944 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plot Thickens by Krazyk85 reviews
*Winner of 2nd place in the swinging Cullen's contest* Bella happily settles into her life with her mate, Edward, and their daughter, Renesmee. She has everything she could've ever asked for by being a Cullen, possibly more...longer summary inside
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,957 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4693 - Favs: 9,054 - Follows: 4,709 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8300 - Favs: 8,725 - Follows: 8,692 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Fourth of July With the Cullens by LiveLaughLoveDreamHopeSmile reviews
I know it's past Fourth of July but this one shot is for InsaneParamoreFan! Emmett is always stirring trouble, but this Fourth of July he get's Bella and Alice in on his pranks! This can only mean one thing: Chaos Bella/Edward Fluff at end. VAMPIRE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Witness Protection by twicrack83 reviews
Rebel Bella has been shipped around the U.S. for years to different foster homes after being placed in Child Protective Services. What will happen when she is placed with uptight Edward and his family? AU/AH/OOC/adult language and lemons ensue!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 145,840 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 1,050 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
THE GAME THAT CHANGED IT ALL by Eternally Addicted reviews
Lonesome and second-guessing his career as a baseball player, Edward never imagined that it would only take one foul ball to turn his world upside down. Would he embrace it, or would he strike out, never knowing true love? AH/CANNON COUPLES.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 287,777 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Clary's Tattoo by SpeakNow1118 reviews
One-Shot. When Jace sneaks into Clary's room late at night to apologize, he sees a little something that he didn't expect.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 73 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The Ultimate Test by Krazyk85 reviews
Bella's POV O/S. It takes place in the Purple room when she was challenging her new sub, Edward Cullen. From Chapter Sixteen Russian Roulette of WIP story Chocolate Brown and Leather Whips.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,832 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Screwed by ShqipeNela reviews
I'm Screwed. I'm in love with my best friend. Best friend loves another girl. Love can kiss my ass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Into You by karry4harry reviews
"Well, I have to get my big speech sorted and plus, you'll never know what interesting person you'll bump into while pacing and rehearsing a speech…" I trailed off when a pair of strong arms wrapped themselves around me. "Hmmm...My thoughts exactly."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Caught by kris salvador reviews
A sleeping Edward, a naughty Bella and a bunch of dancing food. Winner of the Bloodthristy Belles and Sinful Senoritas challenge. More on the sinful, fluffy side. One-shot. Reworked.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 126 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Hate You, Kiss Me by BittenBee reviews
Bella has given up on dating, but she has a one-night stand with a mystery man named Edward. Both are surprised when he gets a job at her law firm! Coworkers Alice and Jasper, best bud Emmett, and sultry boss Rosalie play a role in Bella's love life. Humor, UST. Rated M. Nominated twice for The Lemonade Stand Fic of the Week.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 197,910 - Reviews: 3183 - Favs: 5,089 - Follows: 2,923 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Adventures of the Cullen Party Boat by thetwilightfreak88 reviews
What happens when Edward convinces Bella to go boating with the Cullen kids? Lots of crazy Emmett pranks and Bella drinking. Takes place between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Rated M for Sexual humor and some language
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Major Misconduct by m7707 reviews
Edward Cullen - hot high school hockey player. Bella Swan - shy high school student. They've admired each other from afar, so what happens when they finally meet? Will they be strong enough to handle a threat from his past? No good deed goes unpunished...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 160,515 - Reviews: 5059 - Favs: 7,336 - Follows: 2,996 - Updated: 7/17/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fervent for Foreplay by Sighned-Anonymous reviews
It's Jace and Clary's first time and what does Jace do? He makes mean remarks! “Don’t worry about it. It only hurts so much because I’m so big.” J/C Humor
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
The List by LauraACullen reviews
Four weeks before her wedding to Edward, Bella is frustrated. She knows there's little-to-no chance of getting him to bend his rules and boundaries now, but there's no harm in fantasizing about what could happen later. So she begins compiling a list...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 195,361 - Reviews: 2985 - Favs: 6,330 - Follows: 2,277 - Updated: 3/18/2010 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Cullens are at it Again! by VampPixyJAK reviews
25yrs after BD the Cullen's have reverted to endless pranking, shameless lemons, and hawt dirty talk. The Cullen's as you've never seen them before. Canon pairings, rated M for lemon and language usage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,661 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009
Alphabet Weekends by the-glory-days reviews
Bored with their dismal love lives, best friends Edward and Bella come up with the idea of exploring the world of sex using the alphabet for the next twenty-six weekends. What happens when things go from two friends having fun to something serious? AU-Human. OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 124,704 - Reviews: 11499 - Favs: 12,450 - Follows: 6,168 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Best Friend by Jral reviews
Edward and Bella have been best friends and neighbors their whole loves. They both harbor secret feelings for one another, but lack the courage to make the next move. One summer will change everything. M for lang/lemon. Canon Pairings. LONGER SUMM INSIDE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 49,906 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Distractions by ddpjclaf reviews
One shot present for Sillysac. Muah! -- Oh dear, how can poor Jace distract Clary from her obsessive rune drawing? I just don't know...; Fluffiness abound and TMI enough to warrant a warning to those under 16. No lemon, but pretty...well, you know...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 80 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Jace W., Clary F. - Complete
FiftyEight Nights by Eowyn77 reviews
Bridge between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. The newborns are defeated, the wedding date is set. All that stands between Bella, Edward, and "a happy place" is time. Many thanks to my betas, Darth Ishtar and Tersaseda. Alternating POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 75,648 - Reviews: 934 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Foolproof by Tinkerbella C reviews
My name is Bella Swan and I am totally and irrevocably in love with my best friend Edward Cullen. His sister Alice has a plan to make him notice me, claims it's fool proof but what happens if I turn out to be the fool? BxE.Slight AU.AH First full fic.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 108,694 - Reviews: 731 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 1/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Punk'd: Cullen Style by SG51169 reviews
Emmett loves playing pranks and his new target is his favorite human, Bella Swan. But when he goes too far an angry Edward and Alice decide that it's time to teach Emmett a lesson. Emmett is about to get Punk'd...Cullen style!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,585 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Emmett, Bella - Complete
My Plug In Baby by PoisonAngelMuse reviews
Bella is the new girl in town,and a real badass,Edward saw her as the most sexy chick ever.Will those two get together or get lost in the game of seduction,drugs,and sex.My firts fic so be nice!Based on Muse song "Plug in Baby" .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 153,018 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9457 - Favs: 18,216 - Follows: 4,088 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Making Love Out Of Nothing At All by ashel-13 reviews
Edward thought of Bella as just a friend, but Bella always felt more.That was 3 years ago and now she's ready to make Edward Cullen fall in love with her and make this the best summer of her life. All Human OOC Lemons Gall-lore! WARNING: NC-17
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 291,632 - Reviews: 11763 - Favs: 9,061 - Follows: 2,835 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 2/8/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5163 - Favs: 3,071 - Follows: 1,505 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1701 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 3,127 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Cold Hunt: Shadowhunter days reviews
Clary is an Idris born, sheltered shadowhunter. Jace was trained to forget feelings and just fight. Will 1 year and a demon hunting course bring these two together? Little Valentine, lots of Jonathan. Clace.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/1/2017 - Published: 5/3/2015 - Clary F., Jace W.