FishOutOfWater
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Joined 1998, id: 5433
Author has written 14 stories for Pokémon, Animorphs, Parodies and Spoofs, Final Fantasy X-overs, Final Fantasy VII, Threads of Fate, Final Fantasy IX, Greek Mythology, and Harry Potter.
Note- I have changed my user name from Misty 2 to FishOutOfWater.

From mid-1999 to the end of 2002, I wrote humor fanfiction (and I actually wrote more than it looks like- many of my '99 stories got deleted by evil fanfiction.net). Parodies. Fart jokes. G rated fun to incredibly offensive. You get the picture.

Now I'm in college full-time, and I'm finding I just don't have the time to write. So I'm putting myself in semi-retirement; I'll try to update "Thirty Second Romances" at some point, but don't expect anything truly new and original. I mean, never say never, but I don't want to fool people into thinking I'm active when I'm truly spending all my waking life writing long, college papers!

But, anyway, all the stuff I've written over the years is still here. Do enjoy! And don't think I'm gone forever!

Also, my actual email address is kcsk8s@aol.com. I don't really check the one above anymore.

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The Marauders and the Triwizard Tournament by tempestuous reviews
Canon timeline? Who bothers with that! (a sarcastic Marauderfic parody) FINALLY UPDATED!!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,902 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/2/2003 - Published: 8/8/2002
Harry Potter and the Overly Slashed Story by indiegal reviews
Don't ask. Just please don't ask.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/30/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Cid Gets His Tea by Princess Artemis reviews
What could possibly be more horrifying than running out of tea!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2002 - Cid H., Shera - Complete
Generic Final Fantasy X Story by lilykane reviews
Clive was a simple man that wanted nothing more than to live an normal life. Then Rita stepped into his life... Er, I mean, toast.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2002 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1229 - Favs: 2,175 - Follows: 195 - Published: 1/8/2002
Steiner the Love Machine by Carbuncle reviews
Queen Brahne is looking forward to the performance of "I Want to Be Your Canary", while Steiner has a problem.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/16/2001
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Thirty Second Romances reviews
A series of short, utterly stupid romances featuring various Harry Potter couples. No pairings are spared! (Remus/Sirius NEW 8/11)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,227 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/11/2003 - Published: 9/21/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Ron Weasley Death Files reviews
Watch happily as Ron Weasley dies a new bloody, painful, and gruesome death in every new saga. Ron fans beware! (Saga #2, Death By Broom Closet, is up)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/21/2002 - Published: 8/18/2002 - Ron W., Harry P.
Oh No! Not Another Bad RHr Romance! reviews
A parody of poorly written, cliche Ron/Hermione romances. Also pokes a bit of fun at Draco/Harry on the side. Dedicated to both H/Hr fans and any 'shipper who hates cliche romance tales!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,010 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/13/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Gary Stu: Hogwarts' Finest! reviews
Gary Stu, who has special powers and is likeable, talented, and perfect in every way, enters his first year at Hogwarts. You guessed it; this fic is a parody of cliche, male original characters.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2002 - Harry P., Draco M.
Life in a (McDonald's) Nutshell reviews
Perseus, Antigone, and Ron Weasley (from Harry Potter) meet at McDonalds and discuss the meaning of life. Has humorous and introspective moments. (written for school)
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/28/2002
RPG Party reviews
What starts out as a peaceful vacation for Cloud, Tifa, and Barret turns into a wacky Final Fantasy VII, Xenogears, and Pokemon crossover! (Part twelve added)
Final Fantasy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,987 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2001 - Published: 4/13/2001
Of Canaries and Foolery reviews
The strangest (and funniest) twist you will ever see on Final Fantasy IX's ending scene!
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8/22/2001
Mint's Big Surprise reviews
A funny parody about..err..."romance", featuring Rue, Mint, and Maya. Takes place five years after the game.
Threads of Fate - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2001
Morning Love reviews
Cloud Strife and his wife on the morning of their first anniversary. Sound boring? Prepare to be surprised!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/20/2001
Mixed Up Double Date reviews
Brock finally gets a date with Nurse Joy...and Officer Jenny...on the same night!?!? Uh oh.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,606 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/3/2001
Cupid's Scary Aim reviews
After years of going after random girls, Marco finally realizes who he truly loves. Read with an open mind, because...you'll see! LOL
Animorphs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1/2/2001
Pokemon Meets Titanic reviews
The Pokemon cast ends up on the Titanic and some, uh, strange things happen... (includes Hanson and Leo bashing, the FFVII cast, and much, much more!)
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/1999
No Periods reviews
A song about how much getting your period sucks. Sing to the tune of "No Scrubs," by TLC.
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 183 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/1999
An Animorph Insanity reviews
A parody. What if the yeerks don't exist, and the Animorphs are really insane?
Animorphs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,332 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/5/1999