Captain Jinx Rummy
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Joined 02-21-04, id: 543446, Profile Updated: 05-07-10
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, and Dawn of the Dead.

ok, let's see. where to begin...i assume that if you're reading this, you are at least halfway interested in my fanfic... or my pen name?

-internal thought fairy: wheeeee!

-me: what was that?

-internal thought fairy: we must stop drinking the rum before we put anything up in public view...then again..

-me: do you suppose we could just delete that bit? hmm? maybe?

-internal thought fairy: Shattap!!

-me: that was rather Barbosa-like don't you think?hurt look

-internal thought fairy:...gasp! internal thought fairy runs off to drown sorrows in the rum

to continue, i live in the states and am of legal rum consumage age (yes that's a word...what of it?)too lazy to check i'm not a writer by trade so don't come after me you find something mildly disturbing. you won't find me! ha! i draw comic books usually..fancy that.if you are still reading, i'll continue. mwa-hah-hah.cough where was i? oh yes.

fave movie entrance: Captain Jack Sparrows entrance into the movie POTC from when he shows up on screen until he steps onto the dock. lovely. (but i loved the whole thing obviously) anyone who says different will be bitch-slapped. by jack. then me. then gibbs. then anamaria. then the rest of the potc fans. with that many bitch-slaps, you'd be lucky to make it out alive. so i would just agree mate. savvy?

Anywho... I love Doctor Who ;) So if you have a Doctor 10.2/Rose fic I love that pairing best... And I love a good hurt/angst kind of story! I've read some good House ones too...

I haven't written in a while :( stupid school. But I hope to start again... any suggestions? I have a series (cough that I've noticed has been stolen a few times by other fanfic "writers" cough) of random jack fics that explains how certain events came to pass. So I still accept ideas ;) Hopefully they won't be stolen again.

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This is a Gift, It Comes With a Price by JustMyName2050 reviews
Sansa is mourning the loss of her rose, Loras when she is told of the "arrangement" with Lord Baelish. While marrying Littlefinger is something she is dreading, she wants nothing more than to escape King's Landing and never come back. But even Sansa knows every gift comes with a price, and Cersei is aware of Littlefinger's weakness. She has only one duty in her marriage to Petyr...
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,887 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/16/2014 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Sansa S., Petyr B., Cersei L.
Hurt by Mondo Nyoka reviews
After the Jedi Purge on Coruscant, Darth Maul returns. Already in denial of how much he has changed since Naboo, he finds himself in a situation that forces him to face his past and present, and to show devotion to someone other than Sidious... 2/14!
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,944 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 5/15/2005 - Darth Maul
Exposed by Syncop8ed Rhythm reviews
It was Juliet who discovered his secret. Of course it was. Now, he's lost his job and his friends. And when he is kidnapped by someone looking for revenge against the SBPD, Shawn might just lose his life, too...
Psych - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 39,084 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Shawn S., Juliet oH. - Complete
Ransom by reddwarfaddict reviews
Lying in chains in the basement of his captors for a ransom, the Doctor's clone had never imagined life in the parallel world would be this painful... Major DoctorWhump
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 56,004 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - [Rose T., 10th Doctor Duplicate] Jackie T., Pete T. - Complete
A Lesser Man by Imadra Blue reviews
In an alternate universe where Queen Amidala's ship never landed on Tatooine, Anakin Skywalker seeks to make his way in the galaxy on his own. He meets an unusual slave named Obi-Wan Kenobi, who quickly turns his world upside down. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,734 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Marla by IamJack's reviews
meals on wheels
Fight Club - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2005
Haiku 13 by IamJack's reviews
another day at the office
Fight Club - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
Haiku 69 by IamJack's reviews
summary of my life... and i make soap
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/12/2005
Just Easier Than Dealing with the Pain by Syntyche reviews
Obi-Wan is struggling through a difficult time, but should he ask for help, or can he deal with it alone?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,042 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/6/2001 - Published: 5/13/2001 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J. - Complete
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The Random Adventure of Bootstrap Bill Turner reviews
This is the tale of how Bootstrap got his name. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/12/2005 - Complete
A Sparrow, a Jinx, and a mutinous first mate reviews
Do you like blood? Violence? Pirates of a flamboyant nature? If your questions about POTC aren't answered here, they will be in my series! I'm doing a series that start with:'The Random Adventures of ' Just review and post your inquiries.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,754 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 4/13/2005 - Published: 2/25/2004
The Random Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow:4 reviews
This is another installment in my 'Random' series. More background on Jack and Barbosa's past. No pairings.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/7/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004
They will walk the Earth reviews
POTCDawn of the Dead crossover. No time warping. No characters from DoftheD. Just Jack and company struggling to survive the undead. Hell has no more room for sinners, and the dead roam the earth.
Crossover - Pirates of the Caribbean & Dawn of the Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,953 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2004 - Capt. Jack Sparrow
The Random Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow:3 reviews
The tale of when Jack impersonates a cleric of the church of England. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,802 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 3/30/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004 - Complete
The Random Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow:2 reviews
How Jack got the scrape on his jaw. one shot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete
The Random Adventures of Captain Jack Sparrow: 1 reviews
This is one of a series I'm doing. This one is about how Jack got his brand. Complete!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,644 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/24/2004 - Complete