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Joined 01-05-14, id: 5435899, Profile Updated: 01-31-16
Author has written 10 stories for Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Steven Universe, Hunger Games, Gravity Falls, and Misc. Comics.

HELLO and welcome to the profile of Our Mismatched Socks. This is a joint profile of Slabie, Banjo, and Liberac. These are not our real names. We are 3 young girls who are really good friends and have known each other for 4 or so years. We are new to this joint profile thing, and Banjo and Liberac are new to fanfiction altogether, so please be lenient with us. We love writing and also love the idea of writing together. Lots of our stories will be written by the three of us. Please enjoy our stories, we work hard on them.

Disclaimer to House of Hades:

To my wonderful readers: sorry about that last cliff-hanger.

Well, no, not really. HAHAHAHAHA!

But, seriously, I love you guys.

Line breaks are cool.

Slabie's Corner

Hi! Hello! Hola! Bonjour! 'Ello!

I am a girl who lives in the US. I love reading and writing poetry, and spending time with my friends, especially Banjo and Liberac. I am very enthusiastic about fanfiction. Yeah, I'm writing this the night we got this account. What can I say? I'm excited.

I love Percy Jackson and Harry Potter, and a lot of other books that aren't series. I really like anything weird or out of the ordinary, such as platypi, mismatched socks, and Luna Lovegood. I am entirely too obsessed with the art of sarcasm, and I also enjoy a good long rant. If I start one in an author's note, or on here, please feel free to ignore me. I am just letting off steam.

The sentence that changed my life- Mr. and Mrs. Dursley of number 4 Privet Drive, were perfectly normal, thank you very much.

I wholeheartedly promise never to flame a story. I will respect the phrase "Don't like, don't read" even when it is not written on the profile. Even if I am thoroughly disgusted by the lack of plot and grammar, I will simply find another story. What I would be insulting might be something someone, somewhere is really proud of, and I will not rain on their parade.

I am also known as TheWeirdestMuse (how do you do links on here?) If you're looking to see what's going to happen with that username, I don't publish things on there anymore, it's all on here. I'm keeping up my three Harry Potter fanfics- Not a Death Eater, 'Twas the Night Before Full Moon, and Nott to be Taken Seriously- for everyone's enjoyment. I still check out PM's from others on that account every so often, but not much. Also, I recently reread all the stuff I wrote back then, on that account, and I think it all sucks. I like to think I've gotten better over time, and my stuff on here is a lot better. Also, I'm not updating Not a Death Eater anymore. Period. Sorry.

Okay, here I originally had a list of pairings I love and hate, but it didn't exactly work out for me, so I'll say this- I SHIP EVERYTHING AND HAVE NO REGRETS. There, that should do it.

Percy Jackson Poem (not Percy Jackson Oath)

With you, we rode on Pegasi,

And fell, many times, from the sky,

And to old friends, we said goodbye

We worried for you, most every day,

We quoted funny things you'd say,

We were there, when you felt alone,

We were demigods, to the bone,

We laughed with you, cried with you,

We fought (and almost died) with you,

We stuck with you, till the very end

For you're our savior, and our friend

We bore your scars, we felt your pain,

We will miss you, Seaweed Brain

Banjo's Corner

Hello! My name is _ (My real name is not Banjo.), I live in , in _ on _. I have a , named _ and a , named _.

Yeah, sorry, I'm not allowed to release personal info. But I can say that my best friends are Slabie and Liberac.

I love the Harry Potter series, the Percy Jackson series, the Heroes of Olympus series, and Holes series, and Kate DiCammelo's work. My favorite characters are Luna Lovegood from HP, Rachael Elizabeth Dare from PJO, LEO VALDEZ!!!!! from HOO, Zero from Holes, and Adele from The Magician's Elephant by Kate DiCammelo.

I sincerely oath never to flame a story even if I don't like it.. I am a member of the so called, "Grammar Police" but I will try not to scold anyone. :P

I'm thoroughly interested in the following pairs:

Jason/Brick. Weird. I know. Yet interesting.

Annabeth/Tartarus. I thought of this one, so I'm not entirely certain it exists.

Leo/Anyone. I'm sorry. I couldn't help it.

Charon/Persephone. Does this exist? I hope it does.

Liberac's corner

Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! Hello! and last but not least, hello!!!!

well, now that that's done, I can introduce myself. I'm Bob. liberac is just my spy name. no, not really. if you believed that then tsk tsk tsk. learn, people!

some of my favorite authors include Rick Riordan, J.K. Rowling, Wendy Mass, Liz Kessler, and many more that I cannot remember at the moment. my favorite books from those writers: house of hades by Rick Riordan, the goblet of fire by J.K. Rowling, the candymakers by Wendy Mass, a year without autumn by Liz Kessler, and a bunch of other random books by all of those authors that are not in my brain at the moment.

I will never, ever, flame a soul. I promise. just try to keep your grammar in check, all right? PLEEEEEEAAAAASSE????

Copy and Paste stuff we both like

The Stupidest Things On Product

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (As night follows day . . .)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (One would hope.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (I gotta admit, I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."(Wow. That's really helpful)

On a child's superman costume:"Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly". (Aw, that's the whole purpose of buying the costume!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:"Put on fork and eat."(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food!?)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's just a suggestion).

Say No to Prop 8!! (for those of you who dont' know it's against gay marriage)

1) Being gay is not natural. And real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning, tattoos, piercings and silicon breasts...

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay. In the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract. Lamps are next.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn’t changed at all; Hence why women are still property, blacks still can’t marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; And we can’t let the sanctity of Britney Spears’ 55-hour just-for-fun marriage be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. So therefore, gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn’t be allowed to marry because our population isn’t out of control, our orphanages aren’t full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, Since, of course, straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That’s why we have only one religion in America. (Did I miss the lesson where Jesus says He hates gays?)

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. Which is exactly why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven’t adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

Re-post this if you believe love makes a marriage.

(we did not copy and paste this)

Slabie has blonde hair. That doesn't automatically mean that she's dumb or giggly. It doesn't mean she's a bully or a snob. It doesn't mean she's shallow.

Banjo has red hair. This doesn't mean her temper matches it. She isn't necessarily an automatic leader OR a show off.

Liberac has dark hair. That doesn't mean she's shy and timid and never steps up or raises her hand for anything. It doesn't mean she lets herself get trampled over all the time or is automatically super smart. (no, she had to work for that one). It doesn't mean that she's sad and has a tragic backstory. In fact, her teacher has said many a time that she has come to school all sad and gloomy and Liberac has brightened her day.

We know several people with brown hair. They aren't dull, uninteresting people. They are funny, and yes, they do have a personality.


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Muggle Fairy Tales Are Mad! by Meltha reviews
During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 236,183 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/12 - Published: 1/6/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Olympus Weekly? Not Anymore! by silentwolf111 reviews
4th fic in the 'Not Anymore' series. What do you get when you mix 12 all-powerful Olympians with a newspaper read by all of Olympus? If you guessed "total chaos", you are correct. Fasten your seatbelts, folks: we're taking freedom of speech to a whole new level.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 77,158 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 251 - Updated: 7/8/2018 - Published: 3/14/2013
Alleviate by Forfun100 reviews
"It's a special pediatrics program designed for children who don't want to live in a hospital but need more than Hospice can provide. It's like a home." Oh yes a home, sort of like a retirement home, I guess. A place to live comfortably, until we eventually die. Hospital AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,894 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 1/7/2017 - Published: 9/6/2014 - [Piper M., Jason G.] [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
Somewhere in Time by Stelra Etnae reviews
Teddy Lupin and Lily Luna Potter travel back in time to 1977 due to a broken timeturner, where they make new friends and reunite with the family they never had the chance to know. They always knew that one day they would have to leave. But how could they bear to leave knowing that it would be goodbye forever? Marauders 7th year, later OoTP (Teddy is 17, Lily is 7)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,230 - Reviews: 388 - Favs: 979 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 2/3/2016 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Harry P., Remus L., Teddy L., Lily Luna P. - Complete
Reminders by Unicorns and Schist reviews
Drew. Leo. Reyna. Nothing in common, right? Wrong. They need reminders. After all, they're not perfect. No matter how hard they try. Oh, and I should've said this before - minor character deaths. More than one, so prepare yourself.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,635 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/16/2015 - Published: 10/10/2014 - Leo V., Drew T., Reyna R. - Complete
Hunting Stories by HecateA reviews
Was it because of the boys? The thrill? The escape route? From Vita to Chantale, Lucy to Tendayi; why the Hunters of Artemis swore to that pledge.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 156,071 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/25/2015 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Artemis
Learning about Leo by mewsugarpudd reviews
Hera decides that the other six prophecy demigods don't know enough about their resident fire starter and takes it upon herself to fill in some blanks. And how does she do this? Well, by kidnapping them and forcing them to watch some of Leo's best and worst memories of course. Will include bromance, angst and a whole load of adorable Leo moments.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 105,119 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 6/10/2015 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Percy J., Piper M., Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Truth or Dare: Olympian Version! by VidiaPhoenix reviews
Instead of your usual half-blood game of truth or dare, this is the gods version, at Olympic proportions! Read about the gods and their crazy ideas and dares(but don't forget truths) as we go through the wildest game of Truth or Dare yet! Secrets will be revealed, egos will be crushed. Brace yourself. You have been warned.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 46,327 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Hades, Poseidon, Artemis, Apollo - Complete
Masters of Mischief by eveningstars reviews
Everyone's heard about the Marauders... but have you ever heard about their adventures during school? Short stories upon the school lives of our favourite troublemakers! Today's Story: In which Snivellus Snape curses the Marauders miniature size! ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 58 - Words: 78,912 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2013 - Lily Evans P., Marauders
death's toll on us all by Eternal Procrastinator reviews
Because Hiro Hamada wasn't the only one affected by Tadashi's death.
Big Hero 6 - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Aunt Cass, GoGo Tomago, Honey Lemon, Wasabi - Complete
Jason Grace and the Seven not-Leo's by TeamIris-GoROFLcopters reviews
After an explosive argument between Jason and Leo, Hera decides it's time for the others to fully understand Leo Valdez. But I don't think anyone - including Leo - is too keen for her idea. But, she is a goddess... A fun fanfic I dreamed up in Maths. Rated T because it's better than coffee. Enjoy. Spoilers for House of Hades. Part I of the Split Series!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,161 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Jason G., Leo V. - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
So You've Decided to Be Evil by Evadne reviews
Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 505 - Favs: 1,747 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Voldemort, Harry P.
Therapy by Evadne reviews
Harry and Voldemort get some much needed help...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/17/2002 - Complete
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the warriors and the broken reviews
The unsung heroes, the victors trying to keep their heads above water, the murderers, all the lost souls the Capitol left in its wake. Character studies of the ones we don't talk about.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2016 - Published: 12/21/2015
Aeternum reviews
Molly is a giant history nerd, and Mal twists the timeline into a pretzel on a regular basis. Shenanigans inevitably ensue. (A Lumberjanes fanfiction.)
Misc. Comics - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,677 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2016
Remember reviews
Wendy ventures into the Hall of the Forgotten once more, determined to find some remnant of a town not so eager to forget. Instead, she finds reason to question everything she thought she knew.
Gravity Falls - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2016 - Wendy - Complete
Aftermath reviews
It's hard for things to revert to how they once were when your town was the setting of an enormous battle, and fighting hurts all involved. The humans of Beach City after the inevitable Gem war.
Steven Universe - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,034 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2015
Lucky Quarter reviews
"Hey, it's okay. Lucky quarters are better unspent, anyway." When a seven-year-old Annabeth finds a lucky quarter on the sidewalk, Thalia slips it into her pocket, and it trades hands more than once to get back to where it belongs.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 877 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2014
Joining Forces reviews
Years after the seven became no more than legends, stories to tell around the campfire, Camp Half-Blood is in disarray. Those with different godly parents won't talk to each other, and Camp has grown mean-spirited. Three demigods, Ivy, Banjo, and Agatha, intend to change this.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2014
Heart of a Lion reviews
In which Narcissa feels like a coward, misses Andy, and discovers courage deep within. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2014 - Bellatrix L., Narcissa M., Andromeda T. - Complete
Home is Where the Hearth Is reviews
"You did not stop to talk. Alas, most never do. Nico talked to me. He was the first in many years,"-Hestia, The Last Olympian, page 100. When Nico sees the young girl tending to the hearth, he figures "Why not?" So he goes over and talks to her. That small action gave him a new friend and confidant, and it gave her the first company in quite a while. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Nico A., Hestia - Complete
Falling from Grace reviews
And she knew with one look, Piper had taken her place And why not? After all, Reyna's falling from grace A poem I wrote. Some one-sided Jeyna, and plenty of Jasper. K plus solely for the excessive use of a bad pun. No swear words or violence or anything, just angst.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/28/2014 - Reyna R. - Complete
Things We Are Not to Do at Hogwarts (but we do them anyways) reviews
Fred and George Weasley are at it again. Since breaking the rules results in punishments, they have decided to break the rules that. . . aren't really rules. Look out Hogwarts- here comes Hurricane Weasley!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,569 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/12/2014 - George W., Fred W.
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