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Poll: Which story do you most want to read a continuation/sequel for? The Four Horsemen is one I am doing regardless, so I am not putting that as an option. Deception sequel I need more time to rest since that will be a ton of work, so that is also not an option. :-) Here are your choices: Vote Now!
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Joined 01-05-14, id: 5436013, Profile Updated: 08-15-15
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

POLL on which oneshot/short story to write a sequel/continuation for:I have been informed that the poll is not visible if you are reading my profile on your phone. So that sucks. Sorry. ALSO it really evidently only lets people vote once, and you have to be logged in. I didn't realize that the polling here was so formal, but... there you go.

Aug 9 POLL UPDATE: OK, so there still seems to be a lot of activity on the poll, so I will keep it open a little bit more so people have a chance to vote. Getting him out of his System and Massage Therapy keep flip-flopping for 1st place. I haven't counted in the 'write-in' votes, since I think most of them were like "do them all", so I don't know that they'll really change the results much. :-)

Aug 11 Poll update: If Massage Therapy manages to hang onto it's lead until evening (NYC time) tonight, then I will declare it officially the winner.

POLL CLOSED! Massage Therapy is the winner. Of course, you guys all picked the one that I have the least idea how to continue. LOL. But I will do my best! I will be posting it as a separate entry, since some people liked the open-ended nature of the oneshot. So keep an eye on my profile if you were one of the ones hoping it would win.

I am a martial arts freak. Seriously. Have studied a bunch of different styles, and that is actually what drew me into manga in the first place. Which I have been told is weird for a girl, but since I already knew I was a weird girl I have decided not to worry about it.

I have an account on Y!Gal Kizu on Y!gal (y-gallery(dot)net/user/kizukatana) YOU MUST BE 18 to access this site

and also on AO3 Kizu AO3 (AO3(dot)org - just search under KizuKatana and you will find me) if any of my stories get deleted here, you will find them there. There are things posted on Y!Gal that will not be posted here, due to adult content.

Fan art!!! OMG I was so excited. For some reason, my thumbnail update option was frozen (probably because one of my stories was reported) so it took me forever to post it up, but the thumbnail for Healing the Broken was drawn by wareware-wa (on tumblr) for their first kiss in the shower

Naruto in his Daily-Ramen T-shirts (OMG you have to check this out!!!) kathaeros(dot)tumblr(dot)com/image/125004977326

Authorized translations:

Spanish Translation of 'Healing the Broken' by Linme on AO3: Healing the Broken in Spanish

Other translations that you might find have not been authorized, so if you see them, please report them. Thanks!!

Polish Translation of 'Healing the Broken' by Nika0645 on FF: Polish - Healing the Broken

Stories not on my page here:

Collaboration with CapturedByNoodles (posted on her site since I always get reported *sighs*) The Worst Shift

OK, back to fanfiction. Here is what I believe is in character for Naruto and Sasuke - anything else will be listed as explicitly OOC in my description:


Canon: physically strong with high constitution (e.g., Shippuden Naruto, not little boy Naruto), intuitive, learns through experience, gregarious, emotional, friendly, earthy, idealistic (which can manifest as slightly naïve), people like him, women find him attractive, insecure about his own self worth especially relative to Sasuke, need to be accepted and liked by many people, views Sasuke as his goal/ideal and best friend, strong emotional inner core, strong sense of right and wrong.

My interpretation of canon: bisexual, soul mate with Sasuke, Meyers Briggs personality type: ENFP


Canon: intelligent, physically strong and technically skilled but not as high of a constitution, uncomfortable with physical contact, skeptical, sarcastic, neat-freak, cares about his appearance/clothes, not interested in women though women and some men are fanatically and instantly sexually obsessed with him, emotionally unstable, sense of right and wrong can be swayed by traumatic events, emotionally repressed, deep love for his family, especially his brother, need to prove himself as excellent relative to his brother, views Naruto as his best friend, and not talkative.

My interpretation of canon: gay/asexual, soul mate with Naruto, Meyers Briggs personality type: INTJ

So in my stories, you will note that neither of these guys are weak, stupid or effeminate. I mean, if I want het, I will write het. I like them both strong, male, and hot. So that's what you will get from me. Just so we are all clear. :-)

Types of stories I read: I don't read a ton of fanfiction because it is generally more relaxing for me to write it, but I do sometimes read stories here. But before you ask, I pretty much only read Naruto x Sasuke from Naruto. Other pairings are great, but really the story has to be AMAZING plot for me to read other pairings because they don't interest me as much. I also have a short attention span (wtf Deception) so anything over 20 chapters is pretty much out of my league to read. I never have that much time all at once and I hate waiting and having to come back later for the ending. I also am now REALLY trying to avoid reading unfinished fics because so many of them just.. never get an ending, and it kills me. SO that is my deal. If you know of an awesome story, I'd love to hear about it, but if it doesn't sort of fit in this category I probably won't end up reading it.

Other fandoms I ship: I also do like Levi x Eren (Shingeki no Kyojin/Attack on Titan), and Izaya x Shizuo (Durarara) but I can't write them, I just read. My favorite female anime character is Kikyo from Inuyasha. If I could pair her with Itachi... that would be a story. Of course, as with all my favorite characters, they got killed off.

Requests: I am horrible at successfully writing requests. I don't know why. I have tried it so many times but like... I don't know what happens. I get writer's block I guess when it isn't my own idea. I am trying to grow in this aspect of my writing but... I suck. For some of my really regular reviewers (you amazing souls who have discussed almost every chapter I have ever written with me) I am experimenting with some requests and if any of them are good enough in the end I will post but otherwise it is just usually through DocX or gdocs with those individuals directly. If I build a bit more 'writer's muscle' doing this, I will consider opening up requests for more general people, but if you've only ever like reviewed twice or something I probably don't know you well enough to take a request at this point. It is what it is. Some writers are awesome like that, but I am not yet one of them. *sighs*

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Pay by kuristina reviews
In the slums of Konoha, people do what they can to earn what they need to stay alive and feel alive. For Sasuke, it was being called on a daily basis to fight other people with his bare hands for entertainment in the underground; that was his pay and that's how he earned it. And in the arena where he fought in, a blonde prostitute against a wall was doing the same.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 62,121 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 4/24 - Published: 8/24/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It Started Over Coffee: Seattle by Rasengan22 reviews
Coffee Universe. Naruto goes with Sasuke to Seattle to await the outcome of Itachi's trial. With the stress straining their relationship, will they be able to overcome this obstacle together, or will the unknown start to tear them apart?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 100,833 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/17/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
With Love, Your Stalker by FastForward reviews
Naruto has taken to stalking his best friend Sakura, because he is in love with her. She likes someone else, which is what leads him to this new hobby. Then again, Naruto's got a stalker of his own, and getting rid of him seems to be more trouble than it's worth. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 93 - Published: 12/29/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not Another Fanfiction by Kryzanna reviews
"WHAT THE HELL IS FANFICTION?" Naruto and some of our favourite characters are about to find out the hard way when they get sucked from the ninja world into a collection of fanfics and are forced to play out cliche after cliche; learn about 'lemons', and discover that maybe yaoi isn't so bad. . . . SasuNaru KisaIta HidaDei NejiGaa LEMON WARNING FOR LATER CHAPTERS
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 31,111 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 9/2/2013 - Published: 8/20/2013 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.] [Deidara, Hidan] - Complete
Torrid by KageKitsune XXX reviews
Sasuke believes that a little thing like marriage should never get in the way of a perfect relationship. Unfortunately for him, not everyone agrees. NaruSasu AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 158,918 - Reviews: 2324 - Favs: 1,785 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
It Started Over Coffee by Rasengan22 reviews
Naruto's polite gesture wins him a new friend. A very witty, charming one at that. NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,552 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,081 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Pipes by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto is alone in his apartment when he realizes that he can hear the man upstairs singing through the pipes in the bathroom. Is it possible to start a relationship based on how much you like someone's voice? SasuNaru, AU, TWO-SHOT, Naru & Sasu POVs
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,514 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Not A Good Day by dmnq8 reviews
"Uchiha Sasuke. Jock. Cool. Smart. Gorgeous. Straight." AU, Shonen-ai, SasuNaru. Giftfic for Girl Who Changed Her Pen Name. Disclaimer in my profile.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 42 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
You Belong With Me by NavyBlueWings reviews
Naruto thinks he has it all planned out. Naruto thinks he belongs with Sakura. Naruto thinks he's in love. Naruto never thought about Sasuke as anything but a best friend. So how does Taylor Swift and a rooftop change all of that? Two-shot! Please r&r!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,981 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Make Me Remember by Beckitt Lewis reviews
Sasuke pulled away and placed his mouth next to my ear. "Make me remember." He whispered his breath hot and tempting. I smirked. "Remember what? That hot night where I did you so raw you were limping for two days?" Sequel to Make Me Forget.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,137 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Alone in Our Room by VioletWylde reviews
I cannot help myself, this affair has me trapped but I make no effort to escape it. Sakura may have him in public, but in private Sasuke belongs to me and I give him my everything. SasuNaru. One shot. Smut.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Only Sasuke by Phoenix Soar reviews
AU: Only Sasuke could make her want to kick him right where it hurts most, and yet still kiss him with all the passion of a thousand burning suns at the same time. Only Sasuke. Che, stupid teme … nonyaoi, femNaru, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,197 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 84 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Principals Grandson by Gringy Boots reviews
Today, I was called to the Heads office because my phone was confiscated and she saw some naked sex pictures of my boyfriend and me. I then had to explain to her that it was her grandson. Fml. Oneshot. Sasunaru. Sex in lockers.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Remember how to flirt? by Kutsu reviews
We knew we were hot. We knew the girls loved us. We knew we'd bring any of them into bed if we wanted to. Thing was, I wasn't sure I wanted to anymore. Oneshot. Sasunaru, yaoi, rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,164 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Caution! Slippery When Wet by Jelp reviews
Sometimes slippery floors can lead to more than just falling to the floor in pain. Sometimes pleasure follows. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,077 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Demilitarized Zone by michelerene reviews
Itachi Uchiha has always had a sadistic streak when it came to his little brother. Now the perfect opportunity has presented itself and he just can’t let it go by. He does love him after all. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,010 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 3,899 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Guess Who by Hikari M666 reviews
Roped into working at a phone sex hotline, Sasuke loathes his job so much he's ready to kill. And when his very own 'satisfied' boyfriend rings the hotline, will his mood improve? Not bloody likely. SasuNaru, yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 74 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Art of Transformation by Volpa reviews
Hearing soft murmurs to someone that isn't me against this skin that isn't mine, I come to a decision. I don't think I can do this anymore." yaoihet,SasuNa,SakuSas. Hard R.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,281 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 2/15/2004
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Give us our Daily Ramen reviews
Naruto runs an underground newspaper called 'The Daily Ramen', focused on poking fun at the fragile egos of the rich and famous. How does Sasuke respond when he moves to town and gets in Naruto's crosshairs? Not particularly well. But who said arguing can't be foreplay? Sasuke x Naruto (Yaoi boy x boy) Cover by lobstirrchwan (link inside)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,752 - Reviews: 977 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 9/18/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Shikamaru N.
Healing the Broken reviews
The war is over, and Sasuke was brought back to the village after his final battle with Naruto. With all his goals of vengeance either completed or destroyed, can Sasuke find something to anchor him? And will Naruto still be willing to help him? Naruto x Sasuke (Yaoi - boy x boy). CANON - Post manga chapter 693. SasuNaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 138,319 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 562 - Updated: 8/15 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Kakashi H., Tsunade S. - Complete
Getting him out of his system reviews
It has been 10 years since Sasuke left the village. Naruto learns that there is a brothel that Sasuke frequents in the Land of Rain and decides to put his finely honed henge technique to good use. Naruto x Sasuke ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,046 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 51 - Published: 7/23 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Deception reviews
"It says here that you were sent along with the proposal to demonstrate Orochimaru's... deep appreciation of my special consideration and attention to this matter," Sasuke said, his voice inflectionless. He eyed Naruto with seeming disinterest. "Is there a problem?" "No," Naruto said sinking fluidly to his knees, his hand slowly rising to Sasuke's zipper. Crime. Yaoi SasuNaru - AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 256,910 - Reviews: 1370 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 5/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Gaara - Complete
Sneak peek at The Four Horsemen reviews
Partial first chapter of the next fic I am working on (when I am stuck on my other fics). And since I am late updating this week, I wanted to at least give people something to read until I get my next chapters of my other fics sorted out. YAOI
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 65 - Published: 5/3 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
How to avoid a speeding ticket reviews
Naruto is having the worst day in his life. He just got fired from his part time job a week before finals. On his way home, he gets pulled over for speeding. The only upside is... the cop is kinda hot. CorruptCop!Sasuke, BrokeStudent!Naruto (SasuNaru)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 43 - Published: 2/12 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Kizu's Lemonade Stand - Oneshot collection reviews
Serving # 1: Voodoo - Naruto, Sasuke, New Orleans and candlewax SasuNaru Yaoi (boy x boy) Serving #2: Getting into the Christmas Spirits - Crappy holiday jobs, tequila, and a snowstorm NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 20,039 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Massage Therapy reviews
Naruto is working his way through college as a therapeutic masseuse at a high end resort. In general, he loves his job. But there is one client of his that is making him re-think his employment there. Sasuke x Naruto, yaoi (boyxboy)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,530 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/15/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
An Unbreakable Bond reviews
This was my little daydream after reading ch 698. Canon. Naruto x Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Test reviews
"Look, I just think you should do a... test... while you're out here. No strings, no risks. You hate feeling like an ass because you end up breaking up with every girl you think you love. Just... try it with a guy, and see how it goes," Kiba said, flinching at the glare his best friend Naruto threw at him. After all, he had found the perfect candidate. Yaoi - (boyxboy) SasuNaruSas
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,278 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Nice Guys Finish Dead Last reviews
Naruto had been a straight-laced guy all through high school, and what had it gotten him? Rejected by his best friend for a series of one-night-stands. He was SO done with that. (some OOC: darker Naruto, sexual Sasuke) Yaoi (boyxboy) SasuNaru, college AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,017 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 542 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/13/2014 - Published: 3/30/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Foreplay for Ninjas - Oneshot reviews
Nothing gets a ninja's blood pumping like full-contact sparring. ONESHOT. SasuNaru Canon universe, plot divergence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,819 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
The thin line between love and hate reviews
Sasuke couldn't believe that Naruto had betrayed him. But he would make him pay... divorce was just the beginning. If there is one thing an Uchiha knows, it's how to utterly destroy someone. And he would ignore the little twinges of guilt, because he knew he was right. Wasn't he? NaruSasu, SasuNaru AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 82,432 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 478 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Opposite sides of the tracks - SasuNaruSasu AU reviews
Naruto and Sasuke come from opposite worlds. Sasuke is heir to the Uchiha business empire. Naruto is just trying to survive childhood. But they are more alike than they realize. When both their lives get ripped apart, the bonds of friendship they forged as children explode into something else entirely. WARNING: YAOI (boyxboy) SasuNaru / NaruSasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,508 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Itachi U. - Complete
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