Archduke of Bad Ass
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Poll: I am currently trying to get a cover picture for The Ice Prince and I have two ideas for it. One idea will be just the two main characters, Adelbert and Adalwolf standing next to eachother in a portrait. The other idea is that it is a family portrait, including my OCs, of the Arendellian Royal Family. If you like one idea or the other (or if you just don't care and want to let me decide it) place your vote below. One vote per person and the poll closes at the start of Summer break. Only three people voted, I will only post polls when I have more readers from now on. Vote Now!
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Joined 01-06-14, id: 5437836, Profile Updated: 06-09-17
Author has written 1 story for Frozen.

I'M BACK! Ok people, I have been gone for two or three years now, that is mainly due to me moving, and going through a year of no internet connection, and life just happening, I haven't had the opportunity to really do much on this website. Well no more! I'm back and I'm ready to review stories, and hopefully wright some. When I'm on that subject, my original story The Ice Prince is going to be temporarily discontinued for revisions and a general rethinking of the story. I'm going to try to make more stories that either have complicated plot lines, like I wanted to do with The Ice Prince and some that are just random pieces of weirdery (I don't think that is a word) that have a very small amount of thought put into them at all. As usual, I don't like saying much about anything that is in relation to personal information, call me paranoid, but I will tell you that I live in the western region of the United States, the particular state and city are for me to know and you not to find out, and I like action, mystery, adventure, comedy, slice of life, and pretty much every other genre that there is out there. Accept for hard core horror and romance, I don't enjoy those at all. By my name you can see that I and the grand master of all things bad ass, and will give my stamp of approval to anything that I see as bad ass. Of course what defines something as bad ass is up for debate as I will really just be winging it. If I ever review a story of yours, don't take offense to my comments, learn from them, and take them as an opportunity to make your story better. I'm not one for scathing reviews anyways. So without further adieu,

~The Archduke of Bad Ass


Some of my likes, and such.

Favorite Catch Phrases/Quotes:

1. "Happily ever after doesn't exclude the possiblility of throwing furniture at one another." -G.K. Chesterton

2. "What doesn't kill you, probably succeeds in the second attempt."-Mr. Krabbs

3. "To take a leap forward, often requires you to take two steps back."- Obi-Wan Kenobi

4. "You can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up faster." -My Own Grandpa

5. "If life gives you lemons, you can't make lemonade because it stole your sugar." -Unknown Source

Favorite Shows and Movies and what not:

Shows:

1. Attack on Titan (can you see anyone with the phrase "bad ass" in their title not liking this show?)

2. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (because the original didn't follow the source material and was generally crap)

3. RWBY (it's like the American version of Attack on Titan, only everything can also be turned into a gun)

4. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (one word, I dare you)

5. Band of Brothers (it's like Game of Thrones without all the needless boobies!)

6. The Great War (the channel on Youtube that follows World War I week by week exactly one hundred years after it happened that I suggest you all watch)

Movies

1. Gettysburg (the four hour film that is credited with being the most historically accurate representation of the Battle of Gettysburg in the American Civil War)

2. We Were Soldiers (another historically accurate film, only this time about the Vietnam War)

3. Braveheart (because it's Braveheart)

4. Die Hard (again, Archduke of Bad Ass)

5. Lethal Weapon (I think you know the drill by this point)

6. Frozen, Tangled, Beauty and the Beast, and pretty much every other classic animated Disney movie out there (I'm and animation geek, what can I say?)


Current Machinations:

The story idea A Horse Face Apart has been cancelled due to the fact that I can't figure out how to write it, sorry to get your hopes up but this story is pretty much dead to me.

Future Machinations:

The Ice Prince will not be dead forever, just mainly for right now because there are other stories, and full fledged original books, that I have spent the last few years developing. They will take precedence over reviving my first published story, and for that I am deeply sorry. After I have done several other things on this site and in the real world, (possibly watching Frozen 2) I might find the inspiration to come back to that story. But until then, enjoy other works that I am going to create on this site.


Website News:

Even though I'm not currently writing Frozen Fan Fiction, I can still plug it! You will all find that the Frozen community that I and a friend on the site started all the way back in 2014 is still active, and I will try to bring it back into the spotlight. I hope that more people will either join as staff, or submit their works to us as I am very ready to read some amazing fics. Also, for the Bronies out there. I have a Fimfiction account! If you want to chat with me there, I would be more than willing to talk to you. Just look up Archduke of Bad Ass and you will be fine.


Future Aspirations

I wish to become a best selling author and maybe even start a Youtube channel of my own.

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Winter's Guardian by TheVertigoMaster reviews
Elsa Arendelle is the enigmatic CEO of Frost Industries. Kristoff Bjorgman is an ex-soldier turned bodyguard who has seen more than any man should. A storm is brewing, felt only in the creeping chill that frosts up on the edges of the consciousness. It is the foreboding sense that everything is about to change for the worse. Business/Apoc AU with a twist (or three). Kristelsa.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 140,993 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/17/2021 - Published: 10/15/2014 - [Elsa, Kristoff B.] Anna, Hans
The Ice Within by Azimuth Zero reviews
A Snow Queen bears a son. A thwarted Duke seeks an end to sorcery. A treacherous King sees the opportunity of a lifetime. A disgraced Prince tries to escape his past. Caught in the middle of it all, Crown Prince Thomas of Arendelle must learn to control his powers and find his way in an uncertain world where the storms of the past have returned with a vengeance. (Canon-divergent)
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 25 - Words: 121,045 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/11/2020 - Published: 3/24/2014 - Elsa, Hans, Duke of Weselton, OC - Complete
Verðug dróttning stór by grrlgeek72 reviews
Title is Old Norse for "Worthy Queen of Greatness" - The Duke of Weselton decides to take by force what he can't get from honest trade. His scheme gives Elsa only bad choices as her sister is taken hostage. Must Elsa trade her own life for that of Anna? Inspired by cover art by a-ka, used with their permission. Part of 'Frozen I.C.E.' awards. 1st story of what became a trilogy.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,445 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/25/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Anna, Kristoff B.] Elsa, Duke of Weselton - Complete
A History of the Dano-Arendellic Wars by LeviathanRising reviews
A Scholarly record of the vicious and taxing war that was waged between the Kingdoms of Arendelle and the Southern Isles between the years of 1846 and 1849. Examining the motivations, tactics, and decisions of King Hans I, Queen Elsa II, and their allies during campaign, this work is definitely the most comprehensive overview of the Dano-Arendellic War, and those that fought it.
Frozen - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,128 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/6/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Anna, Elsa, Hans, Duke of Weselton
Odinson by Wolf of the Western Woods reviews
A look though Odin's eyes as he found Loki.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Odin, Loki
A Monster's Life by Wolf of the Western Woods reviews
Some drabbles about the life of Francoeur, the Monster of Paris. Suggestions are accepted, within canon pairings. Oh, and spoilers! This is going to reveal some things about the movie, so you should see it first.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 8/13/2013 - Raoul, Lucille, Francoeur
Official Fanfiction University of Paris by Wolf of the Western Woods reviews
A proud institution devoted to teaching fanfiction writers for A Monster in Paris. Follow the journey of Candace Francesca as she bounces through this marvelous learning center.
A Monster in Paris/Un monstre à Paris - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,424 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013
Tools of your Trade by Wolf of the Western Woods reviews
A short look into the life and interactions of Savage Opress.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,501 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Savage Opress - Complete
Intermingled by Wolf of the Western Woods reviews
An adventure featuring characters from the most popular of the Disney princess movies that happened at around the same time frame. Prominently featured are Rhonwen, daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene, and Emile, son of Belle and Vincent, the former Beast. Romance is a definate possiblility, as well as some extensive crossover work. More graphic than Disney, but no "Adult Situations."
Crossover - Beauty and the Beast & Tangled - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 40 - Words: 133,421 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Ask Elrond by labradorite reviews
Ask Lord Elrond any and all of your most personal questions! Go on, it’s easy! Just slip your anonymous letter in the box stationed outside of his office and expect a reply within the week. NO tampering with letters. That means YOU, Elladan and Elrohir!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 75,853 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Elrond - Complete
The Official Fanfiction University of Middleearth by misscam reviews
The fic that spawned miniBalrogs, Elrond's Naturally Nine, the MorgothSauron feud, Urple, the WitchWall and finally, Gimli got the girl.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 66,366 - Reviews: 3186 - Favs: 2,034 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/12/2002 - Published: 3/8/2002 - Complete
The Ice Prince reviews
The son of Princess Anna nearly destroys Weselton and is banished from Arendelle for a span of ten years. He and his crew travel the seas helping others and learning about eachother and themselves on the way. But can they overcome the obstacles in their way?
Frozen - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/3/2014 - Published: 1/11/2014 - OC
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