I'M BACK! Ok people, I have been gone for two or three years now, that is mainly due to me moving, and going through a year of no internet connection, and life just happening, I haven't had the opportunity to really do much on this website. Well no more! I'm back and I'm ready to review stories, and hopefully wright some. When I'm on that subject, my original story The Ice Prince is going to be temporarily discontinued for revisions and a general rethinking of the story. I'm going to try to make more stories that either have complicated plot lines, like I wanted to do with The Ice Prince and some that are just random pieces of weirdery (I don't think that is a word) that have a very small amount of thought put into them at all. As usual, I don't like saying much about anything that is in relation to personal information, call me paranoid, but I will tell you that I live in the western region of the United States, the particular state and city are for me to know and you not to find out, and I like action, mystery, adventure, comedy, slice of life, and pretty much every other genre that there is out there. Accept for hard core horror and romance, I don't enjoy those at all. By my name you can see that I and the grand master of all things bad ass, and will give my stamp of approval to anything that I see as bad ass. Of course what defines something as bad ass is up for debate as I will really just be winging it. If I ever review a story of yours, don't take offense to my comments, learn from them, and take them as an opportunity to make your story better. I'm not one for scathing reviews anyways. So without further adieu,

~The Archduke of Bad Ass

Some of my likes, and such.

Favorite Catch Phrases/Quotes:

1. "Happily ever after doesn't exclude the possiblility of throwing furniture at one another." -G.K. Chesterton

2. "What doesn't kill you, probably succeeds in the second attempt."-Mr. Krabbs

3. "To take a leap forward, often requires you to take two steps back."- Obi-Wan Kenobi

4. "You can wish in one hand and sh*t in the other, and see which one fills up faster." -My Own Grandpa

5. "If life gives you lemons, you can't make lemonade because it stole your sugar." -Unknown Source

Favorite Shows and Movies and what not:

Shows:

1. Attack on Titan (can you see anyone with the phrase "bad ass" in their title not liking this show?)

2. Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood (because the original didn't follow the source material and was generally crap)

3. RWBY (it's like the American version of Attack on Titan, only everything can also be turned into a gun)

4. My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (one word, I dare you)

5. Band of Brothers (it's like Game of Thrones without all the needless boobies!)

6. The Great War (the channel on Youtube that follows World War I week by week exactly one hundred years after it happened that I suggest you all watch)

Movies

1. Gettysburg (the four hour film that is credited with being the most historically accurate representation of the Battle of Gettysburg in the American Civil War)

2. We Were Soldiers (another historically accurate film, only this time about the Vietnam War)

3. Braveheart (because it's Braveheart)

4. Die Hard (again, Archduke of Bad Ass)

5. Lethal Weapon (I think you know the drill by this point)

6. Frozen, Tangled, Beauty and the Beast, and pretty much every other classic animated Disney movie out there (I'm and animation geek, what can I say?)

Current Machinations:

The story idea A Horse Face Apart has been cancelled due to the fact that I can't figure out how to write it, sorry to get your hopes up but this story is pretty much dead to me.

Future Machinations:

The Ice Prince will not be dead forever, just mainly for right now because there are other stories, and full fledged original books, that I have spent the last few years developing. They will take precedence over reviving my first published story, and for that I am deeply sorry. After I have done several other things on this site and in the real world, (possibly watching Frozen 2) I might find the inspiration to come back to that story. But until then, enjoy other works that I am going to create on this site.

Website News:

Even though I'm not currently writing Frozen Fan Fiction, I can still plug it! You will all find that the Frozen community that I and a friend on the site started all the way back in 2014 is still active, and I will try to bring it back into the spotlight. I hope that more people will either join as staff, or submit their works to us as I am very ready to read some amazing fics. Also, for the Bronies out there. I have a Fimfiction account! If you want to chat with me there, I would be more than willing to talk to you. Just look up Archduke of Bad Ass and you will be fine.

Future Aspirations

I wish to become a best selling author and maybe even start a Youtube channel of my own.