Madame Reveuse
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Joined 01-07-14, id: 5439777, Profile Updated: 06-09-15
Author has written 7 stories for A song of Ice and Fire, Discworld, Children of the Lamp, and Harry Potter.

Greetings and felicitations! :)

So, what are you supposed to write here, stuff about yourself or something...?

Well, I guess here goes: Hey there reader, I'm Kira (Mme. Reveuse) from Germany, currently going to college y'all.

Anyway, you can expect hurt/comfort, all kinds of crazy AUs and all kinds of pairings, including slash, from me. I'm well aware of the fact that most of my ships will never be canon, so you needn't tell me. It doesn't bother me much, as I don't take my ships as seriously as some other people do. They're some kind of an amusing pastime/plaything/girly fantasy/borderline obsession/whatever to me, but they're not serious in a way that I want them to be canon or try to prove they're somehow canon. I'm serious about my... serious writing. Fanfiction is my playground.

My ships are many, and they've just about doubled since I got into HBO war.


My fandoms include:

Terry Pratchett's Discworld

Lord of the Rings/Silmarillion

A song of Ice and Fire (books only)

Harry Potter

CotL series

Zamonia

Hellsing

Sherlock (BBC and A. C. Doyle)

Pride and Prejudice

Marble Hornets

Star Trek (TOS, mostly)

Marvel Cinematic Universe

V for Vendetta

HBO war series (The Pacific and Band of Brothers)

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Learning Curve by SummerMistedDragon reviews
Summary: It took Larry just under a week to adapt to being the night guard at the Natural History Museum. How long did it take Ahkmenrah to adjust to being free? Plus drabbles and random bits of all of our favorite characters. Rating may change later on.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 75,928 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 12/21/2014 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D., Nicky D., Theodore Roosevelt
Gossip Spyder by MagicMyth83 reviews
High School AU/ Teen-Drama. The Stark Sisters are rich, beautiful, and have just enrolled at King's Landing Prep after relocating South. Soon they will be the headliners of a mysterious blog, and their interactions with handsome heirs and hot older boys will be the talk of the town…whether they like it or not! Sansa/ Sandor, Sansa/ Joffrey, Arya/ Gendry, Arya/ Jaqen, Arya/ Sandor.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 46 - Words: 484,633 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 479 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 4/5/2019 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Arya S., Sansa S., Sandor C., Gendry - Complete
Spock's Dictionary of Colloquialisms by Darkwood Princess reviews
Everyday phrases confound even the most creative Vulcan. Spock compiles a dictionary of human phrases during the Enterprise's five year mission.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,234 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Spock
My Immortal by xXMidnightEssenceXx reviews
DISCLAIMER: I DID NOT WRITE THIS The infamous WORST FANFICTION EVER posted here, unedited, for ur "lulz" -Originally by Tara Gilesbie -Rated M for the "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time." line! -There is more than 1 chap per page
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,152 - Reviews: 7584 - Favs: 2,971 - Follows: 1,148 - Updated: 5/31/2016 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Draco M., OC
NatM Preferences by TheThiaforce reviews
You are paired with your choice of character from Night at the Museum. I own nothing. CharacterxReader. Rated T because of... stuff. Nothing serious, just stuff.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,188 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 5/1/2015 - Published: 1/10/2015 - Larry D., Octavius G., Jededaiah S., Ahkmenrah
Mummers' Show by pinkolifant reviews
A bit of a crack fic in which Sansa and Sandor become mummers in a traveling show directed by Mance Rayder and end up playing the roles of Rhaegar Targaryen and Lyanna Stark. Rated for mentions of violence, gore and death. A SanSan story in a broader ASOIAF context. Also Rhaegar/Lyanna and Brienne/Jaime. Crack means that unlikely things occur, but the story as such is not a joke.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 342,786 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Sansa S., Sandor C.] Petyr B./Littlefinger, Mance R. - Complete
Orange by RosesInJamJars reviews
'Val snorts with laughter, and after a little while she flips her long blonde curls and informs Ygritte loudly that "that freaky sketcher bloke keeps looking at you."' J/Y modern AU.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/18/2014 - Published: 12/16/2013 - [Ygritte, Jon S.] Daenerys T./Dany, Robb S. - Complete
KHAN: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
CONGRATULATIONS! You are now the proud owner of a KHAN unit! Follow the guidelines in this manual and your KHAN will give you decades of quality performance. This fic alludes to Kirk/Spock and Kirk/Khan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,263 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/27/2013 - Complete
Burning Candles by b7-kerravon reviews
A few months have passed since the Avengers fought the Chitauri, and the team is coming together, except for Tony, who seems to be coming apart. At first, Steve assumes that he's just being irresponsible and annoying, but then JARVIS clues him in. Overworked!Tony fic, for an Avengerskink prompt
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,388 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 2,527 - Follows: 519 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Please Come Back by Ulura reviews
When Sherlock returns emotions run high and John says something he doesn't really mean, but because of it, Sherlock may never see the man again. "I didn't really die!" "I wish you had." Friendship or pre-slash if you want it. Warnings for dark throughs and mentions of suicide.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,225 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
1776: Walk in My Buckled Shoes by believin'inluv reviews
Each member of the Continental Congress has their own doubts, opinions, troubles, and dreams-if only their fellow delegates knew how they secretly felt. "10 Things" format, based on the musical 1776. I'll take requests on which delegate to do next.
1776 - Rated: K - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,202 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 10/30/2008
Blood of the Direwolf by Valkyrist reviews
Arya Stark returns to Westeros to avenge the deaths of her family. After a brutal confrontation with the Lord of the Dreadfort, Arya and her direwolf quickly become embroiled in the battle to reclaim the North. This story follows the events of ADWD.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,768 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/19/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Arya S., Ramsay B. - Complete
Better Than None by RemyDico5 reviews
John just got completely rejected by Sherlock. Jim just wants a night of feeling like a normal person.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 75,662 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 12/26/2011 - John W., J. Moriarty - Complete
The Past that Makes Us by Hannelore-Grace reviews
Jim is attacked while alone on a very special anniversary. Sebastian, unable to care for him, accidentally takes him to John's clinic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,410 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/23/2011 - Published: 8/24/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Unexpected Surprises by The Agent Of Insanity reviews
Dybbuk has a diabolical plot for the world. So, naturally, John, Philippa, and their Uncle Nimrod have to stop him, with the help of the least likely of companions.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011
Imagine by Sivaroobini Lupin-Black reviews
Drabble about Lucifer.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 124 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Satan - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2275 - Favs: 5,390 - Follows: 2,160 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Coffee by lazaefair reviews
There's plenty of time left tonight / I promised I'd have you home before daylight. Ahkmenrah/Larry UST. Do not read if you do not like gratuitous coffee drinking.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ahkmenrah, Larry D. - Complete
Manchester Lost by Moczo reviews
-an ensemble sequel to the novel- Our heroes have managed to make things worse, as the Apocalypse is starting up... again. Drama! Action! Humor! Adventure! Tea! Suspense! Snark! Romance!
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 100,044 - Reviews: 5950 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 1/25/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4347 - Favs: 5,836 - Follows: 1,806 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
User's Guide and Manual to V by Evey1812 reviews
Based on the 2005 movie. Congratulations on your purchase of a V Unit!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2006 - Complete
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My Nimlis headcanons reviews
Yes, Nimlis means Nimrod/Iblis. Yes, this could get slashy. Yes, I probably need help. Rated T for slash and author's paranoia.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 92,590 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/25/2015 - Published: 4/4/2014 - Nimrod P., Iblis T. - Complete
Start All Over reviews
Originally, Philippa had wanted to leave the past behind. But then some shady djinndividuals attack her and she is saved by...Rudyard Teer! As she turns to uncle Nimrod for guidance, Philippa has to figure: it seems like djinn society has changed a lot since she last visited... Takes off after book 7. Pairings: I don't even know. All of them, I guess.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,342 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2015 - Published: 11/16/2014
A little life reviews
Oneshot. Daphne Wagstaff finds herself working on the train to Überwald and encounters the mysterious Stoker Blake. This is her journey.
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,870 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2015
What should have happened at the Yule Ball reviews
Ron gets angry when he sees Hermione with Viktor Krum. This time, though, things happen differently from the canon as Hermione decides she does not need Ron to dictate who she's going out with. She sits him down for a talk that will change their entire relationship. One-shot. NO RON/HERMIONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Complete
Two Wrongs reviews
Two wrongs can't make a right. Or can they? A sixteen-year-old Nimrod, whose mother has just abandoned him, is about to find out as he goes on his Taranushi journey and befriends a strange young Ifrit. Bit of a crackfic. Rated T for language and certain...things being implied.
Children of the Lamp - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,321 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 9/21/2014
A discworld drinking game reviews
Just me doing a quick shout-out to discworld novels in form of a drinking game. I did this with other books too, for example the five books of Moses, and that's probably why I'm going to Hell...
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/1/2014 - Complete
All along the Watch-Tower reviews
The life and times of one very particular, wildling-born Brother of the Night's Watch. Now complete! Rated T because I'm paranoid.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,240 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 3/13/2014 - Published: 1/7/2014 - Qhorin H., Mance R. - Complete