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Joined 03-31-01, id: 54403, Profile Updated: 04-09-16
Author has written 18 stories for ER, Gundam Wing/AC, Dragon Ball Z, Parodies and Spoofs, X-Men: Evolution, Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Armageddon, and CSI: Miami.

So it's been a while hasn't it? I am working and plotting a lt more seriously than I have in a long time so have hope people, I will write again soon :)

Forthcoming...

FINISHED-Innocent Word's Act I- Starring Oliver Wood, Cedric Diggory(RIP), OC Emilia Stewart, and the rest of the Puddlemere United Quidditch team.

FINISHED-Innocent Word's Act II- Starring Oliver Wood, Emilia Stewart, Elizabeth Ayrton, Fiona and Ian Wood(RIP), Draco Malfoy, Harry Potter, and lastly Hazel and Oscar Stewart. CHAPTER ELEVEN DONE

POSTED-Innocent Words Act III-Starring Oliver Wood, Emilia Wood, Elizabeth Aryton. Co-starring Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Angelina Johnson, Katie Bell, Alicia Spinnet, Fred George Weasley,Victoria Weasley several random international Quidditch teams(England, Scotland, Ireland, Italy, France, Germany, Argentina, Canada..etc.) a random cheerleading squad...and many more. Chapter Nine on the way as soon as I can find the one i wrote a few years ago. (Also please keep it in mind that I planned many of the in story events long before I read the last few Harry Potter books or saw the movies, so naturally a few things will be way AU to the Canon timeline, although i am re-doing a few of my plans to include some of the more major events, and make one that's due in Act IV a lot more believable compared to what it might have been had i written and finished the story almost thirteen/fourteen years ago.)

Innocent Words Act IV- Starring Oliver Wood, Emilia Wood, Frank Griff, Ben Wood, Cordelia Wood, Hazel Oscar Stewart, Fiona Wood.(Will include a big musical scene...lol im kidding...or am i?))

Was It All Worth It? - A one shot Tudor's fanfic about Thomas Boleyn reflecting on his life.

The fifth and final part of the Innocent Words Saga...Soundtrack(Act I, Chapter 7) is being edited now.

Lord of The Rings Jackass- Stunts from the movie and series done by the LOTR cast.

But now, here is a mini profile of me

Real name: Amy Elizabeth Baker

Age:29 (almost 30)

Status: Single

Location: South Shields, England

Allegiance(football that is): Newcastle United

Height: 5'4

Hair: My natural red/blonde colour

Loves: Pies, football, darts, my camera, doodling, volunteering and oh yeah I almost forgot to mention...WRASSLIN!!!!!!

hates: rave music, charvas(aka townies or commonly know as popular people), people who flame my fics with no remotely intelligent reason why.

Favourite phrase/quote of the moment (10/04/16):

"My mind is a very dangerous place to be.” ~Dean Ambrose

Note: Go review my mate Taffy's work(http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=289536) also, go review kep's work (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=301096), and DoNnA's stuff(http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=81894), and lastly, vengeful-vengence-uk (http://www.fanfiction.net/profile.php?userid=168613), its an order dammit!

Song of the Moment:

White Rabbit by Egypt Central

Your magic white rabbit
Has left it's writing on the wall
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole

You can't fix your broken promise
Our ties have come undone
I will not be used to be battered and abused
It's the reason why I choose to cut my losses
Your lies fool no one
Your magic white rabbit
Your white room straight jacket

Your magic white rabbit
Has left it's writing on the wall
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole
We're falling and we're losing control
Your pulling us and dragging us down this dead end road
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole

You can't offer your poison to me
In your kingdom of filth
White Rabbit
Straight jacket

Your magic white rabbit
Has left it's writing on the wall
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole
We're falling and we're losing control
Your pulling us and dragging us down this dead end road
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole

I won't be pushed aside
I will be heard
I will get what I want
What I deserve

I won't be pushed aside
I will be heard
I will get what I want
What I deserve

We're falling and we're losing control
Your pulling us and dragging us down this dead end road

Your magic white rabbit
Has left it's writing on the wall
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole
We're falling and we're losing control
Your pulling us and dragging us down this dead end road
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole

Your magic white rabbit
Has left it's writing on the wall
We follow like Alice
And just keep diving down the hole
Diving down the hole

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Wandslake Wizarding University by yukitsuki reviews
Based in Harry's seventh year, a muggleborn Hogwarts graduate OC goes on to a wizarding college. On top of classes and Quidditch she finds herself caught up in the Order's plans to finally defeat Voldemort. Diverges fairly severely from canon after book 4
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 62,451 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/20/2011 - Published: 11/29/2002 - Oliver W., OC
Broken Sky by Joannawrites reviews
Hard-won peace may prove short-lived when a faceless enemy strikes deep into the heart of Gondor and Rohan. Those involved will journey dark roads in a desperate attempt to keep all from being lost. Post ROTK. ensemble
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,174 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 5/14/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
The Longest Nine Months by Sathien reviews
WARNING! SLASH! MPREG! AU: Aragorn and Legolas thought they had overcome the hardest obstacles they would face but what happens when they are to have a baby? A/L
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,368 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 2/26/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas
Muggle Movies 02: The Chamber by GNess reviews
The kids are off to the films again where the girls are in love with Draco, the boys are getting along, and the teachers aren't taking points. It's like an alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,857 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/3/2004 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Complete
What's for Dinner? by Suger reviews
Summer, Hermione has a lot of problems a big one is she became a mute for a good reason and Snape has to watch over her. While Hermione has a change of self Severus finds he has a change of character. Sorry for the long wait! Chapter 23 is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,925 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/2/2004 - Published: 8/20/2002 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Keeper and a Guardian by Saba-chan reviews
Oliver Wood and OC story, (Its Chapter FIVE!! WE TAKE FLAMES their funny [does anyone know how to work itallics?]):insert snip-it of chapter 6 here
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,903 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2003 - Published: 10/10/2002
Angels Return Home by faramir in ithilien reviews
Pippin's daughter, a child he cherishes, dies after only a month. There is only one who understands and can heal his grief. Rating will change possibly later in the story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2003 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Brief Scenes of Nudity by AlienEeeter reviews
Students at Hogwarts are misplacing their clothes, making some people horny, and others just plain scared!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,659 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/16/2003 - Published: 1/6/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Something About Katie by Allie-Marina reviews
How Oliver thinks: Quidditch, Quidditch, Quidditch, Katie, Quidditch...Oliver's POV-7th year. Companion to
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,226 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2003 - Published: 2/12/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
I Want Candy by slytheringerl reviews
Hermione Granger starts a new life as she realises she has a sister in Hogwarts. Certain things starts to differ as she changes her house. A boy wins her heart, adventures begin. :R/R:
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/11/2003 - Published: 12/19/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Starlight Through the Rain by Silindro reviews
Rain was going to fall and thunder was going to rumble; lighting was going to crash and sometime before the end of the storm Aragorn knew he would hear the first cries of his child. *complete*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,074 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 24 - Updated: 1/25/2003 - Published: 1/11/2003 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
An Organ of Fire by Kristen Elizabeth reviews
We at Hogwarts wish to extend you an invitation to be our next Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. PS: It is time to come home, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 101,138 - Reviews: 1291 - Favs: 683 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/24/2003 - Published: 11/27/2001 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Adrenaline Rushes by ms-dynamite reviews
Usual story; Hermione comes back after summer perfect and gorgeous, a hunky Draco is instantly smitten and his spine turns to gloop, except there shall be no gloop in my fic cuz I know I'd be the one cleaning it up. ((CHAPTER FIVE))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,933 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/23/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
After Eleven Years by Darragh Tieraneaux reviews
Draco returns to his old friends after eleven years... He has a son but his wife died. Will his friends welcome him back? Who has changed, who hasn't? I suck at summaries. Rating will go up eventually... R&R Please... Enjoy, Luv Gia
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/14/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
Godric, Rowena, Salazar, and Helga by Eleya hynin reviews
Hogwarts a History: Revised-The lives of the four founders of Hogwarts, up to their deaths. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,743 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/5/2002 - Published: 11/9/2002
The Lord of the Rings Big Brother by ClarabelleBaggins reviews
The Fellowship have agreed to be locked in a House for 10 weeks. Who will stay? Who will Go? Who will win the ultimate prize?! *My imagination must have been very bored!*
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 12/2/2002 - Published: 11/28/2002
Three is an Important Number by widgeon reviews
No one has heard from Oliver Wood in six years. He's one of the three needed to find Mr. H. Potter, so the Ministry is in dire straits. Who can find our mystery man? and what happens when he is discovered?eventual H/H story line(will be explained later)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002
Virgin Sexy by ms-dynamite reviews
. . . . . ((CHAPTER TWO)) . . . . .
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2002 - Published: 10/13/2002 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Expect the Unexpected by dramaqueen214 reviews
Carter and Lucy are living a happy life together. They thought they had it all, but something else comes along to make their lives a little more exciting. Read and review!
ER - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2002
Hesitant Bride by witch poison ivy reviews
Ginny and Seamus are getting married, but when Draco appears, Ginny hesitates. tears are shed, sparks fly, weird things happen. Ginny's depressed, Draco's amused, and Seamus........is freaking everyone out. D/G rulz!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Ginny W., Draco M.
The Secrets of Elves by Averren reviews
Legolas gets injured in the battle of Saruman, will he survive and what will happen if he does? Plz rr Thanx! i have marsmallows so any flamers welcome
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,488 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2002 - Published: 3/1/2002 - Legolas
Fall from Grace by Mrs-Legolas-Greenleaf reviews
ok, this is a one time chapt, about aragorns obsession for Legolas..please review!, oh and read, and 'the truth', just dont bother, you're opinion doesnt matter to meeeeeeee!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Published: 2/26/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
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Innocent Words Act III: Life After Hogwarts reviews
Is there life after graduation from Hogwarts for Oliver and Emilia Wood, of course there is...and all will be told within.. *UPDATE* Upcoming Chapters will include the Battle of Hogwarts :
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 7/20/2003 - Oliver W., OC
More Than He Bargained For reviews
When working a scene, Horatio and his team find an abandoned baby, and Horatio ends up getting more than he bargained for out of this case...
CSI: Miami - Rated: T - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Horatio C.
Armageddon: The Alternate Version reviews
An Armageddon re-write...from a different perspective...please R&R
Armageddon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 5/29/2003
Innocent Word's Act II reviews
'No-one's died in years'- Four words Oliver Wood wishes he's never heard*FINISHED* Look out for Act III, coming soon...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,833 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/25/2003 - Published: 1/19/2003
Alternation Part Two: The Return reviews
The sequel to Aternation, Natalie, Trowa and Amy are missing or so we think.......
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,860 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 8/10/2001
All The Things She Said reviews
A songfic about Gimli's feelings for Galadriel. R&R plz
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1/24/2003 - Gimli, Galadriel
Innocent Word's Act I reviews
'No-one's died in years'- Four words Oliver Wood wishes he's never heard...*FINISHED* Look out for ACT II, coming soon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,227 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 10/9/2002
Flyaway reviews
Meh!
ER - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,427 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12/10/2002
Jealousies Consequence reviews
A new war has begun....who will regain world peace first?
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/3/2002
O Brother Where Art Thou? reviews
"Kurt, you're like the brother I never had"
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3/26/2002
Sacrifice For Love reviews
I made up a female Z Fighter, Goku's sister, Cerise.......A Trunks x OC(original character) romance.....spin-off will contain major lemon, buts that's not for a while yet!!!!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2002 - Published: 10/4/2001
Green With Jealousy reviews
For all you Carby fans, this will end up as a Carby fic, eventually, major Carter OOC!!
ER - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2002 - Published: 11/13/2001
Hey Shearer reviews
Unless you know who alan shearer is, u may not get this, but hey, read it anyway. u never know, u might enjoy it!(this is a parody of the DJ Otzi song, Hey Baby[duh])
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12/20/2001
Gundam WIng Out-takes reviews
PG-13 for swearing
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8/31/2001
Alternation reviews
A dodgy fic about me and my mates getting sucked into the Gundam Wing world, through the TV???
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,289 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/5/2001 - Published: 5/7/2001
Oops she did it again reviews
I WAS ACTUALLY QUITE TIRED WHEN I WROTE THIS, PLEASE DON'T FLAME ME, PLZ R&R INSTEAD!!! THANX =)
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 7/15/2001
Killer Revenge reviews
Chapter Three coming soon!!!
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2001 - Published: 6/3/2001
Ashes to Ashes reviews
Finished! look out for Ashes To Ashes Part 2
ER - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6/6/2001 - Published: 4/14/2001