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Joined 02-22-04, id: 544053, Profile Updated: 06-19-09
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

Whats up I'm Spazzy Magee, I've been here for about 4 years or so but went on hiatus for a long while now I come back. Let me tell you my reaction to all the new fancy stuff.

"Alright, I'm just going to go in here and reminisce a little bit." I say as I type www.fanfiction.net into my web browser url box. When I click on 'login' I sit there for a few moments wondering what my password was. After a few tries and failed attempts and some cussing I finally get in.

"So, let's check out- WHOA WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!" I yell and fly back out of my chair then stand up a menacing finger pointing at my computer screen. "AVATAR? FANCY BUTTONS? Bwahhh what?!" I grab the computer in both hands, "Where have I been?"

Well, with that out of the way little me tell you a little bit about me for a second. I'm Jordan, I'm 18 years old and I'm a sophmore in college. I am currently majoring in History and I hope to become a history teacher. I've always excelled in English and writing, but I first started writing my own stories when I was around 11 or 12. When I was 13 or 14 I discovered this place on a chance and I fell in love. I started reading Harry Potter ones of course, mainly Tonks ones. I've read nearly all the Tonks involved stories on here, also those are the only type of stories I have posted. I also read alot of other stuff including: Doctor Who, Oblivion, Teen Titans and anything else I think would have good fanfiction.

I'm a big goofy, dorky, nerd who loves to play video games and watch sci-fi shows. I love Doctor Who, maybe even more than Harry Potter.

My favorite band is The Cure

I HATE the Twilight series! HATE IT. I read it when it first came out and I knew from the moment I read Bella's introduction that she was a massive Mary-sue. But I thought maybe something tragic would happen, or something that would make her flawed would come about so like an idiot I kept reading...nope. She nearly explodes with perfection in the last book, it took me so many months to read it because I didn't want to. The movies can suck it too. Go cry to someone else you fucking dumbass fan girls.

I try to not write romance, but it eventually always happens in my stories. It kind've bugs me lol.

Well I hope you enjoy my anciently old stories, they're crap really. Mainly because I never finished the ones that needed finishing.

A Ball of Sorts: Ok I'm so sorry, this was the story I loved to write and then I just kind of dumped it on the side of my life didn't I? For all of you who still have reviewed and stuff, that makes me so happy, and yet makes me feel like crap since I haven't been updating. Chapter 4 may or may not be in the works, it's been so long that I can't really remember the plot I had going. But I will try.

A Link ToMagic: This isn'tmine per say, it's my friend Lvmj's check out his other stories if you like Zelda I simply post them. It's been awhile I dunno if it's going to continue.

Never is a Promise: Yeah I think I made this one out to be a one-shot. But I could make a small sequel or chapter...I dunno

Ode to Harry Potter: Hahahaha, oh my lord this one litterally jumped out of my head and landed into fanfiction.net. I swear I think I will kind of just see if you guys like it still or not.

Words of Wisdom: One-shot. Nuff said.

Click on one of the stories down there!

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The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 695 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Taming the Lion by CuteMooglez reviews
UPDATE! Everything seems to be going wrong for Selphie when her 'no good, cheating shmuck' of a boyfriend is caught kissing on another. Wanting to get as far away from him as possible, she decides to return to Trabia only to be stopped. *Squalphie* R&R
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 116,752 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 7/22/2003 - Selphie T., Squall L.
Everyday Average Ordinary by Earth Blues Baby reviews
17 JULY 2011: UPDATED. The Titans are regular kids at high school. When they all get detention the same night, something strange is bound to happen. But one stormy night may prove that 'something' is more than anyone could imagine. starrob bbrae cybee
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 55,172 - Reviews: 483 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/5/2005
Sleepwalker by stress reviews
She'd said that he had no power over her but she was wrong. Now, three years later, Sarah finds herself up against the Goblin King again. But this time the stakes are different: she's now running for her freedom. And Jareth doesn't play fair. JS
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,623 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 328 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Sarah, Jareth
Five Ways The Human Doctor Dies by RicardianScholar Clark-Weasley reviews
just what it says on the tin, includes Martha's Revenge and The Wizard of Oz.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,494 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/18/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Your Woman by Lianhan reviews
The past and family ties come back to haunt Snape and Tonks. As it were.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Snidgets by MrsTater reviews
Third year Auror cadet Tonks is assigned a special case which takes her back to school and into the DADA office. The new professor has a few mysteries of his own, which require more time to solve and a few tactics not covered in Auror training.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,423 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 11/29/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
A Dragon For Every Occasion by Inkwing reviews
Charlie Weasley realises that he can match a dragon breed to every important aspect of his life. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,607 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Charlie W., N. Tonks - Complete
Teenage Tonk's Toddler Twins Terror by eruthiel reviews
Fred and George are kids, Ron's a baby, Molly's going out and, well, a title like that says it all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - N. Tonks, George W.
Protection by ravnclwlioness reviews
He couldn't imagine her young potential confined by his age and infirmity. RLNT Oneshot. Thanks to my awesome beta Gilpin!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Sweet Anger by Kerichi reviews
When Snape catches her in a compromising position and revokes Hogsmeade privileges, Tonks sees red. She plans payback and discovers that while revenge is supposedly a dish best served cold, it tastes even better hot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,002 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/16/2007 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
Yours by phoenixfyre13 reviews
Remus tries to distract Tonks from her latest name dilemma. RLNT oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/21/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Words Tonks Needed To Hear from Remus by wingnutdawn reviews
Tonks needs reassurance from Remus. Drabble
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Purse Shopping by wally4ever reviews
Tonks forces Remus to go purse shopping with her, and things get interesting. Remus and Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Four Nights by Kerrymdb reviews
One shot! It could be fate that kept bringing them together. Severus Snape never liked the idea of fate. He liked the idea of love even less... Set during POA. SnapeTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,922 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Published: 3/9/2007 - Severus S., N. Tonks - Complete
Good Things Come by Godricgal reviews
Tonks has been looking forward to the Order Christmas party for weeks, hoping that it will be her chance to sort out her relationship with Remus once and for all. Unfortunately, an unexpected and futile assignment gets in the way.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,995 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Over The Edge by GlassBomb reviews
Ah, plotless SnapeTonks angst with character death. Assumes an established romance between the two, and a fair few other things too. Review s'il vous plait! Yeah. Fiveshot then...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/24/2007 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Severus S., N. Tonks
To the Victor Belong the Spoils by celtmama reviews
All wars are fought for a reason, whether honourable or ignoble. This one started over an umbrella... A one shot, not set in the Contact universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,849 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/22/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Beets by Jaelyn Crosswinds reviews
[drabble, Selphie, Squall] A conversation about the dreaded purple vegetable.
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Squall L., Selphie T. - Complete
The Hopes and Fears of All the Years by MrsTater reviews
When Tonks finds a book she must read during a Christmas shopping trip with Remus, it affects their relationship over three Christmases.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,506 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 1/12/2007 - Published: 12/31/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
In Which Tonks Dances by the.gold.in.the.shadow reviews
Wait! There’s going to be dancing! Do I have to dance? I mean it’d probably be hazardous to other person’s health.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,117 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/26/2006 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Hella Good by The Wonderful Nobody reviews
Selphie and Seifer. The last two people anybody expected to be together. Can they overcome hatred, missions, and most of all, each other, to reveal the love they feel for each other? Expect much, much, much trouble!
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2006 - Selphie T., Seifer A.
Why didn't she see it by Al Bhed- Pypa reviews
No matter what you did you’re still the same little boy who I grew up with.” Selphie finds Seifer in the street and attempts to make his life a little brigher SelphiexSeifer
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Selphie T., Seifer A.
Klutz and Freckles by Hufflepuffian reviews
Oh, my... We seemed to have been transported back to the year of 1984, examining the beginning years of Tonks and Charlie. [Chapter one includes a free sorting hat song... That you may not like.]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/5/2006 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
What's In A Name? by AngelKairi reviews
Drabble: Seifer, Seifer's canine pal and Selphie. Summary: The dog is man's best friend. But the woman is the one he should fear the most...
Final Fantasy VIII - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Selphie T., Seifer A. - Complete
Don't Call Me Nymphadora by Adali reviews
Nym Tonks is small, skinny, and, well, nobody really. Okay, so maybe she's a witch. But so are lots of other people. If only her life was as simple as theirs. Featuring baby Draco, Weasley clan, and lots of Maurauders[Chapter 31 up]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 88,921 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/8/2005 - Published: 8/1/2003 - N. Tonks
The Best Soy Latte by Pedagogie reviews
Title says it all! Okay so it doesn’t. This is a CharlieTonks. Hopefully not all fluff. Seriously, it has depth. Not deep depth, just depth. R&R! Ch 112 were written preHBP so they are slightly out of canon. It will end up mostly in canon however
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,629 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 6/21/2004 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
Fine Lines by Sarcasma reviews
Charlie and Tonks meet up years after they last saw each other in school. What happens when the old rivalry resurfaces? CWNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
The Side Job by Bat Git reviews
Tonks takes a rather star-studded side job. Its Tonks, so nothing goes as planned. Snape gets involved. AU-OoTP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,412 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Severus S., N. Tonks
Holiday at Holyhead by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks. Lupin and Tonks prepare for their holiday at Holyhead. COMPLETE! Ch 1 Honey Note Rehab Ch 2 Knight Bus Ch 3 Dissolving the Club
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,449 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/15/2005 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
JCHS by J.Zink reviews
A Teen Titans high school fic, this one with a slight twist that I hope you will enjoy, maybe get a bit more invloved in it. I promise it'll get bigger.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,582 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 4/13/2005
Midnight Confessions by Queriusole reviews
Summary: Lupin Tonks, Black. A series of midnight encounters between Remus and Tonks during the month of November, Order of the Phoenix.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,171 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Solutions to Everyday ProblemsOR Just Tonks by John Locke reviews
When Charlie is having an extrememly bad day, who can he count on to cheer him up at three in the morning?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/28/2004 - N. Tonks - Complete
Charlie's Angel by Junius reviews
Charlie leaves Romania to spend the holidays with his family and is reunited with his high school crush… eventual CWNT. (NB: Apologies to all for the delay!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,471 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/14/2004 - Published: 6/4/2004
Can't Hurry Love by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Moody, Black. Remus makes sure Tonks can listen in as the Boys get the Talk--from the Men. UPDATE and COMPLETE! Ch2 First Lesson
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,568 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2004 - Published: 10/16/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Tonks' Wild Ride by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Moody, Black. What Remus and Tonks really face in order to bring Harry to the Order of the Phoenix? COMPLETE Ch 4 Homecoming last update.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,584 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Waning Moon by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Moody. Remus just needs some rest and decent food to recover from the full moon. And he thinks he can get these at Tonks? Ch 1 A visit from Pomfrey and Moody. Ch 2 Is he better than a duck? Ch 3 Witch mother
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,869 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/12/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Sentimental Journey by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Weasleys, Black. Remus never imagined working for the Order would mean tea with Tonks at Madam Puddifoot's. Remus and Tonks then meet Sirius at the Shrieking Shack. Revelations in Ch 2. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,541 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 8/13/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Refuge by Gwendolyn James reviews
With much laughter and tears, Nymphadora Tonks finds what her heart has been seeking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - N. Tonks
Ain't Misbehavin' by Queriusole reviews
Sirius demands answers from Tonks and Remus, but can he handle the questions? And what do Remus and Tonks discover about each other? UPDATE for CH2. Remus and Sirius talk. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
A Kiss Is Just A Kiss by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Tonks decides to teach Remus a lesson about kissing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,882 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Neon Hair Shades by Weasleylover1 reviews
One-shot linked with my Shades of Grey story. CharlieTonks with hints SSRM. Charlie's called home when he'd much rather stay with his dragons and a woman with disturbing hair seems determined to get on his nerves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/23/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Knight in Shabby Armor by Queriusole reviews
LupinTonks, Black, Weasleys, Hermione, Snape. Tonks and Lupin work together to foil a plot to abduct Hermione. What else do they learn about each other? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,970 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/9/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Bookworms by Queriusole reviews
Lupin Tonks, Black. Lupin meets Tonks at a Muggle bookstore. Ch 1 Tantalizing Titles Ch 2 Chocolate Curls COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,752 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/20/2004 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
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A Link to Magic reviews
A ZeldaxHarryPotter crossover fic: Link is sent on a mission all the way to Howarts to do what exactly? That's for you to find out, come on Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,978 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2006 - Published: 8/5/2005
A Ball of Sorts reviews
A Masquerade Ball, a bad guy, a prince charming, unbeatable friendships, pranks of a sort, Mum's who don't take no, maybe a kiss or two. What more could you get?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,085 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/17/2005 - Published: 3/27/2005 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
Ode To Harry Potter reviews
Based on Switchblade Kittens song. Ginny Weasley wants to express her love for Harry, in a special way. But on the way will she still love him like before? Find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,525 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/19/2005 - Ginny W., N. Tonks
Words of Wisdom reviews
Remus Lupin goes to fetch Tonks whom, after being able to leave St. Mungos didn't come home. Will words of wisdom being exchanged and more? RemusTonks One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Never is a Promise reviews
Tonks has locked herself in her room ever since Sirius died. So Charlie is sent up there to make her come down. CharlieTonks maybe in later chapters or another story depends on reviews. Come read!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/16/2004 - N. Tonks