Author has written 86 stories for Cats, Red, Scrubs, Year Without a Santa Claus, Tiger's Curse Series, Rise of the Guardians, Gravity Falls, and Aristocats.
I'll be leaving for basic training sometime soon- don't know the day quiet yet, but it's about time for me to let y'all know. I know you're used to my hiatuses, but this one's gonna be for 2 months and I just wanna let y'all know that before I disappear.
God's Not Dead: Magical Miss Brittstoffelees, HowAboutThat (add your name and copy and paste this to your profile if you agree)
Song Stuck In My Head Today:
Stars>> (In Our Bedroom) After the War
HAT's Information Center:
First order of business:
I'm a female. Been that way since before I can remember (literally) so... yeah, just in case you were wondering.
Story Information Station (SIS):
I will (hopefully) be updating the following by September 21st:
There's A Reason For That
Stories on Hiatus (And Reasons Why):
All CATS Fanfiction: Lack of Inspiration (Except Lack of Existance... you people never reviewed)
Times In Which Stanford Pines Isn't A Terrible Boss (Lack of inspiration)
Thank You God for:
Air-conditioning, indoor plumbing, another day of life, the ability to be in my right mind, to wake up breathing, for my family, for my friends, for my church, for my church family, for my pastor, ministers, reverends, for getting me sick to have me appreciate my health, for putting me in a very hot unairconditioned church so I could appreciate air-conditioning, for the pain in my back to let me know I'm alive, for protecting my pastor, for protecting my family (church and blood), for allowing me to wake up this morning, for letting me breathe, for letting me see, letting me here, move all my muscles, allowing me to go to a church that is there for you, keeping me away from every bad situation that I could've been, teaching me even if I wasn't willing to listen, keeping my family alive so I can make one more memory with them, for those that I've lost and the time I got to spend with them, for every laugh, every tear, every ache and pain, every moment, every time I'm surrounded by people I love, for giving me so many chances despite my failures, for loving me even though I don't deserve it, and for so much more. I love You and I want everyone to know even if they won't appreciate it or hate me for it.
What do you thank God for?
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven
Did you know that 98 % of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 % of the people who read this won’t repost it?
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honored to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the true God, Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
I AM A PROUD CHRISTIAN. I BELIEVE IN JESUS CHRIST AND GOD.
I asked Jesus, " how much do you love me ? "Jesus replied, " this much " and stretched his arms on the cross and died for me . if you love Jesus , put this on your profile. 97% WON'T do it. only 3% will stand up for him. I hope you are part of the 3%.
When you carry a Bible, the devil gets a HEADACHE. When you open it, he collapses. When he sees you reading it, he faints. When he sees you living it, he flees. And just when you’re about to re-post this, he will try and discourage you. I just defeated him. Copy, & Paste this if you’re in God's Army :)
Sup! I'm HowAboutThat (HAT)! I've got an obsession with a lot of things, not just Cats... that's just what I'm fixated on right now. Besides the play I like many books, movies, TV shows, and anime. What's listed below is not necessarily in that order.
Anime I like:
Naruto, Soul Eater, Blue Exorsist, Durarara!!, Noir, Deadman Wonderland, Sword Art Online, Attack on Titan, Boondocks, Ouran High School Host Club, Vampire Knight, Magi,Inuyasha and a few more that I can't think of at the moment.
Movies I like:
Rise of the Guardians, Hotel Transylvania, all the Friday movies, Rush Hour 1-3, Hook, Peter Pan (Cartoon and with real people in it), and a whole lot more.
Books I like:
Tiger's Curse series, Sweep series, Inkheart series, Seven Realms series, Daughters of the Moon series, Sisters of Isis series, Inheritance series, Mortal Instruments series, Warriors series, Pendragon series, House of Night series, Chronicles of Nick (series), Cirque du Freak series... I'mma stop... and yes, there are more series books that I like... but there is a book that is all by itself and doesn't have a sequel (that I know of) and it's called Eternal.
TV Shows I like:
Teen Wolf, Blacklist, Switched at Birth, Icarly, Sam & Cat, Victorious, (old episodes of ) Spongebob (new ones are more retarded than the old ones), (old) Powerpuff Girls, Samuri Jack, Scooby-doo (old ones), That's So Raven, Proud Family, Avatar the Last Airbender (and I just realized that the guy who played Rufio on Hook was the voice of Zuko... fangirl moment to the extreme!) and much more.
1) Go to heaven to be with my Lord
2) To not ever see 2 girls 1 cup
3) Have a comfortable life
4) To see one movie where the main character dies (RANT: They annoy me so much after a while. I mean, the killer is after them and then everyone else around them dies? No, that killer's only gonna get the ones that get in their way and then kill the main character. It should be the supporting character that survives and tells the story. It would only make sense!)
Weird Facts About Me:
(Apparently) I sound like Yoda from Starwars when I go "Eh" and moving something (like a fan).
I can imagine any pairing (and sometimes regret it).
For some reason when I find favorite characters I like the older ones examples: Jiraiya (Naruto), Skimbleshanks (CATS), North (Rise of the Guardians) (Come on? How can you not? North is a bad* Russian, Skimbleshanks is a cheerful Scottish cat, and Jiraiya is a perv (let me finish) that gets beaten up by a bunch of women even though he's a strong ninja)
I love Sean Connery's voice! (C'mon, can you blame me?)
I love Liam Neeson's voice (for some reason).
For the weirdest reason, when I gain a crush on a character, later I find out their real age and then I try putting the age for the face. For example: Johnny Depp (Look at him... and tell me what age you think he is, not knowing how old he is, and then look up his age... yeah, that's what I thought. He's 50 friggin 1... yeah. 51 and he gets more teenage girls to fall in love with him than teenage boys get the chance to have fall in love with them!)
One time I played with a small, dull katana and it fell next to my foot, point first (and it's VERY pointy) and when that happened I immediately dropped to my knees and thanked God for it landing next to my foot (still very grateful).
I now have a crush on North from Rise of the Guardians, but look at these pictures and you will see why and no longer deem me crazy:
Put this on your
Top Ten Favorite Characters in Cats:
Reason Skimble's #1: He's the only one with his own song (that's male) that stuck around when Macavity showed up at the end of their song. Bustopher Jones (I get, because he's a fat rich cat that can't really fight) scurried away, and Rumpus Cat, the friggin superhero ran off as soon as Macavity showed up. At least Skimble got in a fight position and was ready to defend the kits.
Skimble x Tugger (couldn't help it, I guess that's why I'm writing a story with them together)
Skimble x Oc
Skimble x Jenny
(Pretty much Skimble and anyone if it's well written)
Tugger x Oc
Tugger x Misto
Tugger x Bomba (really, if they're not the ones the story revolves around, mostly)
Munkus x Demeter (if they're not the ones the story revolves around, mostly)
Victoria x Plato (I don't much like Misto x Victoria)
Jerrie x (pretty much anyone, rarely Teazer because it makes me frustrated)
NOT Cori x Tanto
I'm pretty much good with any pairing if it's good... I may or may not have an obsession with Skimble... don't judge me!
IF YOU LOVE FANFICTION, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy and paste this into your profile.
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who do and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.
Grammar Nazis will rule the world someday. If you are a Grammar Nazi, copy and paste this into your profile.
If Demeter & Munkustrap are your favorite CATS pairing, copy and paste this into your profile.
If FANFICTION (especially for CATS) is constantly on your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you like to read the "copy this into your profile" stuff for no reason, copy this in your profile!
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
"Stupidity killed the cat, curiosity was framed." If you thought this was funny/cute/true, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever burst into song for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever suppressed the urge to yell "MACAVITY!!" in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy things that ask you to copy and paste them into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are a proud Christian, copy/paste this into your profile
copy and paste this into your profile if you want to end animal abuse
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If your friends are the only ones who understand your randomness, copy and paste this onto your profile.
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and grandfather by name.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
Words to live by (Or just random & cool quotes to think about)
When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the bloody heck you did that.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
"Officer, I swear to Drunk I'm not God!"
Life is like a box of chocolates - it's full of nuts.
Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months.
On the other hand, you have five more fingers.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese in the trap.
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have any film.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
Eagles may soar, but bunnies don't get sucked into jet engines.
If your nose is running and your feet smell, you are upside-down.
Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green.
3. your first initial?
4. your month of birth?
5. which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. your favorite number?
8. do you like California of Florida more?
9. do you like the lake or ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one.)
are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and you life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: you are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and you love life is soon to blossom
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If You were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will for very well for you and you will discover the you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr-June: you will have a strong love relationship that will no long but the memories will last forever
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you and you will be glad for the change.
white: You will have a friend who completely confides in ykou and would do anything for you but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to you friends and you love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you Re-post this bulletin in one hours and it will come true before your next birthday!
HAT's Favorite Quotes/Sayings/Words to Live by/IDK (Will Expand):
"Lord, Give Me The Patience Because If I Pray For Strength, I'll Beat Them To Death." - Some Blog
"Yellow Light... Challenge Accepted." -I Don't Remember
"I Hate You, You Hate Me, Let's Get Together And Kill Barney With A Knife In His Back And A Bullet In His Head, Great That Purple Freak Is Dead." (I really hate Barney) -I Honestly Don't Know
"Eat The Cake Anime! Eat The Cake!" -Samuel L. Jackson
"Say What Again! Say What One More Mother*ing Time!" -Samuel; L. Jackson
"Epic Facepalm. Even Jesus Thinks You're Doing It Wrong." -Pic From Google Images
"A Young Woman Was Pulled Over For Speeding. A Louisiana State Trooper Walked TO Her Car Window, Flipping Open His Ticket Book. She Said, 'I Bet You Are Going To Try To Sell Me A Ticket To The Louisiana Trooper's Ball.' He replied, 'Louisiana State Troopers Don't Have Balls.' There Was A Moment Of Silence. He Then Closed His Book, Tipped His Hat, Got Back In His Patrol Car And Left." -I Don't Know, But Nothing Against Louisiana State Troopers, But That Was Funny.
"I Don't Have To Out run The Bear, I Just Have To Out Run You." -Idk
"If It's Between Me And You, You're Getting Tripped." -I Don't Know, But In These Specific Words, Me
"When Life Gives You Lemons, Throw Them Back Because Life Didn't Give You Any Sugar For Lemonade." -I Don't Know
"Don't You Touch My Momma, And Don't You Touch My Doritos." -Dorito's Super Bown Commercial
"The Worst Thing Ever Is When The Loading Gets To 100% And Doesn't Load." -Idk
"I Hate The Number 25 Because Of Netflix." -Me
"A Dunkin' Donuts And Baskin Robin's Put Together?! The Devil Is A Lie!" -My Dad
"I Love You To Life." -My Minister/Choir Director
"I Love You To Life Because I Can't Afford To Love You To Death." -I Think My Minister/Choir Director, If Not, Me
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 81, and find line 4.
Unleashed- "their backs." (lol! Didn't expect it to be so short.)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can, What can you touch?
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10: 33 am
6. The exception of the computer, what can you hear
My tv and my mom doing stuff. (no school today)
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday (Sunday) to go to church.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Someone else's profile.
9. What are you wearing?
10. Did you dream last night?
I... think so... I think it involved my favorite character Skimbleshanks, but I can't remember.
11. When did you last laugh?
A few minutes ago while I was watching Ridiculousness (marathon!)
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Nelly poster, That's so Raven poster, picture from my sister's graduation, two mums (things that you wear to homecoming), a painting... two pictures (one drawn by my sister and the other drawn my by little cousin (she's so cute!)), thingy that has elephants and pockets, dream catchers, a random sticker that used to be on pants (idk), a small bag with 7 colorful rocks, a picture on some sort of cloth, paper on the histpry of dream catchers, and a ribbon that looks like the one for cancer, but it's for asthma awareness (has a red thing added too because it was a classmate's fav color before he died because of his asthma... rip man, rest in peace)... and a bookshelf (the big ones that have to be screwed into the wall so it won't fall over).
Just to show you I'm not all Cats:
How To PO Larten Crepsley
1. Buy him scar treatment cream.
2. Put his red cloak in the wash with his whites.
3. Bleach his red cloak to pink.
4. Call him a fake ginger. (Saga of Larten Crepsley)
5. Ask him if he uses a Bumpit.
7. Don't stop.
8. Buy him sunscreen.
9. Replace his stew with bat broth.
10. Have Vancha shackle him to the floor. DDDD
11. Read him DarrenxCrepsley fan fiction.
12. Read him GavnerxCrepsley fan fiction.
13. Give him a few minutes to collect himself.
14. Read him GavnerxDarrenxCrepsley fan fiction.
15. Ignore his screams.
16. Bring in a TV.
17. Put on Blue's Clues.
18. Leave the room and don't come back for eight hours.
19. Unshackle him and run like the wind.
20. Tell him that Seba told you how he plucked his nose hairs.
21. Tell him that Seba told you how he plucked his ear hairs.
22. Ask him what hairs he plucked after that.
23. Sedate him.
24. Dye his hair green.
25. Tell him Vancha did it.
26. Watch Dracula (1931) with him.
27. Over the next three days, imitate the faces and speak in a Transylvanian accent.
28. Have Darren read this list to him.
6 Truths of Life
Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree with this,
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here!"
Love vs. Sex
A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
She ended up staying longer than
As she walked along under the tall elm
When she reached the alley, which was a
However, halfway down the alley she
She became uneasy and began to pray,
Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
When she reached the end of the alley,
The following day, she read in the
Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
She felt she could recognize the man, so
The police asked her if she would be
She agreed and immediately pointed out
When the man was told he had been
The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
She asked if they would ask the man one
Diane was curious as to why he had not
When the policeman asked him, he
Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
Why do we ((sleep)) in church, But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie? Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip? Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy? Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post, Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones? Why are ((churches)) getting smaller, But ((bars and clubs)) are growing? Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In God's Name.
80 percent of you won't repost this.
Jesus Christ said:"If you deny me in front of your friends I will deny you in front of my father."
The one who smiles the most is the one who's the most broken.
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If your against abortion, or if you almost or did cry reading this repost this on your profile.
PLEASE READ THIS
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
Repost this if you believe homophobia is wrong!
Copy and paste this poem in your profiles if you are against child abuse:
My name is Sarah
Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
I Went to a Party Mom,
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.
I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.
I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.
I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.
Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.
My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.
I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.
So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.
Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.
Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.
My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.
I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.
If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he talked his friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. See that girl you made fun of for wearing lots of make-up? You bullied her for being ugly without it too.
Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Your life would probably not be as harsh as theirs!
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there." His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall." Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister." Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!" Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses." A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will
"Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!" (My family and I say the first sentence ALL the time... we have all three in our family... but who doesn't? :D)
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If yuo've evar furrgoten hauw 2 spel an eezy worrd, copy and payste this inntoo yuor profyle.
Meh! What does it mean? Nothing, it's meh! If you are a fan of meh, copy and paste this to your profile.
If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.
If you've ever had random loud singing outbursts in public, copy this into your profile.
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do.. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you forget what you're saying in the middle of a sentence. Crazy is when you take the time to write down stuff like this and memorize it. Crazy is when you laugh at someone doing an ordinary thing like combing their hair. Crazy is when you obsess over the Phantom of the Opera to the point where you know EVERY SINGLE WORD in the movie, musical, and book! Crazy is when you do things you're terrible at, just to be able to say you did it. Crazy is when you are older than eleven and still believe that you will be receiving your Hogwarts letter any day now. Crazy is when you laugh maniaclly then skip from the room when someone gives you a wierd look.Crazy is when you're happy about pictures of a dead Barney (I hate Barney) and yet watch Blue's Clues with no problem when you're in high school.
FANFICTION –– UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTH!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), NinjasWillRuleTheWorld (Australia), Shadowtheangel (Sweden), Ice Prince Hitsugaya (USA), Gaara of the Desert564 (USA), RebeccaUlquiorraCifer23 (USA), TheCursedOne (Colombia), Wereninja(USA), DarkHorseBlueSky (USA), LililolipopD (Ireland), CrepsleytheCreep(Canada), HowAboutThat (USA)
YOU KNOW YOUR AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot.
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.
You live off of sugar and caffeine.
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week then disappear of the face of the earth.
When replying to a e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
The letters of your keyboard are wearing off. (On my old laptop, on the desktop I never use anymore)
You constantly start talking in third person, past or present tense.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it would be cool to have A.D.D.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no 'apparent' reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you are a good writer: you failed English 101
(copy that into your profile if you fit one or more of the description).
GRAVITY FALLS STUFF!
Top 7 Favorite Characters:
1.) Stanley Pines
3.) Old Man McGucket (he's hilarious)
4.) Stanford Pines
Least Favorite Characters:
1.) Bill Cipher (Sorry Cipher fans, but I just can't)
2.) Lil Gideon (he's adorable, but really messed up, but then again, he's only 10 so he has the potential to change.)
I don't mind Pacifica mainly because I can work with her.
... Actually I don't solidly ship anyone. I ship everyone pretty much with OCs (From Stanford to... whoever's the youngest).
Vaguest Question I've Ever Been Asked (That I Remember) & Why:
"Could you hand me that Bottle?" -Mom
I was at the computer with my back turned to her and she called me right when what I was watching on Youtube was ending then I turned to her and she asked when the usual list of things she asks for in bottles is: Medicine, soda, water, and more medicine. She then informed me what it was by holding up the mechanical cigarette replacement thingy and I got it to her the flavor thing (yes, my mom (and dad) smokes and I get annoyed and I smell like smoke all the time... *sigh* but at least they're trying to quite)... vaguest question ever!
MY THING ABOUT FAVORITING STORIES/AUTHORS:
Listen, I favorite stories more often than I favorite authors, but that's because I can't be sure if I like all of your work, so if I like a lot of what you write, I'll favorite you. Nothing against you, it's just how I am. I don't like following authors that often because it floods my inbox (because FML if I end up having to delete a million things) so if you get followed... actually I don't think I follow anyone... I think I'm gonna keep it that way. I was saying something... Oh, and stories... I'll favorite the ones I truly like. Grammar's a big thing with me. If the summary and plot are amazing and the grammar sucks, I won't read it no matter how curious. Anyway, that's what I've gotta say. Moving on to the family tree.
CATS FAMILY TREE:
, is siblings
- is mates (since the plus thing doesn't want to work)
] is the same litter
= is their children
Old Deuteronomy- Grizabella= Macavity, Tugger, and Munkustrap (birth in that order)
Old Deuteronomy- Unknown, Bustopher Jones= [Mistoffelees, Victoria, Jemima
Skimbleshanks, Jennyanydots- Unknown= [Tumblebrutus, Etcetera, [Electra, Pouncival]
(Aspara)Gus the Theater Cat- Unknown= Asparagus (Jr.) Jellyorum= [Plato, Admetus]
GENERAL AGE GROUPS:
Upper- Skimbleshanks, Asparagus, Jellylorum, and Jennyanydots
Lower- Rum Tum Tugger, Munkustrap, Alonzo, Cassandra, Exotica, Tantomile, Coricopat, Bombalurina, Demeter
Mistoffelees, Victoria, Tumblebrutus, Etcetera, Plato, Admetus, Mungojerrie, Rumpelteazer
Jemima, Electra, Pouncival
SOMETHING YOU SHOULD KNOW ABOUT MY WRITING STYLE WITH CATS:
I'm gonna write it like they're human, but like they're still cats, so like in the play. They have arms, legs, and fingers, they have humanish tendencies, but they're still cats. I tend to have them carry kits in their arms and walk two legged, but when they carry a kit in their jaw their arms are in use whether it's carrying a lot of things or because they're running on all fours to make sure they go faster (mainly the latter). They wash with their tongues, they don't tend to cook their meat unless it's special occasions, they do other cat things, but basically they're humanized so there's no incest or females having a numerous amount of mates when... um... when that time of the month comes (didn't want to say in heat, but I said it anyway didn't I?) and so still cats, but humanoid you can say... I think that's it for this particular topic... bye?!
Also there's this thing that I do to make it more… catlike. Here's a little key:
She-cat: Woman (Kinda insulting, I suppose)
Yeah... there's a lot. Anyway, that's enough from me! See ya, and have a good life! ALSO!
Yes, I'm writing Unheard of with Magical Miss Brittstoffelees so stop asking her if it's true. If you want to talk to me, just PM me, I'm pretty chill and laid back and really crazy so be wary if you don't want to deal with that. But do know that I will not give you my name or where I live (especially the exact location) so if you're going to PM me for that, don't even bother, but if you want a decent/crazy conversation go on ahead.
I recently joined DeviantArt *cough*today*cough* and... well, I dunno why I'm letting you know, I only have one picture up there so far, but *shrugs* oh, well. Here's the link if you want to see (though I doubt you do):
Please, criticize my writing. I don't want to get my heart broken from flames, but give me constructive criticism. It'll be really helpful since I have a huge interest in having a career in writing in the future. Even if it's not a book (which I also hope to do), it could be for anything within journalism and the like. I'm still trying to decide what I want to do and I have very little time. *crosses fingers* Wish me luck!