Author has written 12 stories for Professor Layton, and Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney.
I'm weird and wonderful. I know crazy thing to start with but it is true. To be honest I am not that good at writing. But unfortunately I am too hooked on Professor Layton to resist. So I dedicate my stories to spell check, because without you, people would not be able to read my stories.
I am now in to Phoenix Wright, so I will be writing stories about him too!
Here are some quotes to keep you occupied and to show my randomness:
Mr. Prongs agrees with Mr. Moony, and would like to add that Professor Snape is an ugly git.
Mr. Padfoot would like to register his astonishment that an idiot like that ever became a professor.
Mr. Wormtail bids Professor Snape good day, and advises him to wash his hair, the slimeball." -- Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
As many people have on their profile, they have a top ten character list. I am no exception, so here's mine: (yeah its a professor layton one)
THANKS TO A VERY POTTER MUSICAL/SEQUEL:
I will never see Draco Malfoy the same way ever again.
I posted this because I believe in Jesus, but if you don't, I'm okay with that.
Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master...
He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher...
He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer...
He had no army, yet kings feared him...
He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world...
He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him...
He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today
Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us...
If you believe in the Blessed Trinity God the Father, Son, and Holy Ghost
then copy and paste this in your profile
If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says...
"If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven..."
THINGS I MUST NOT DO AT HOGWARTS AGAIN:
1. I will NOT sing “We’re off to see The Wizard” when I am sent to the headmasters office.
2. Dobby is NOT Yoda is disguise.
3. He is NOT Gollum either.
4. I will NOT bring a magic-8-ball to Divination Class.
5. My homework was NOT eaten by a werewolf. Especially when my teacher is Professor Lupin.
6. I will NOT tell the first years to make a tree-house in the Whomping Willow.
7. I will NOT give Lupin a flea collar.
8. Nor will I leave dog-biscuits on his desk.
9. If a classmate falls asleep I will NOT take advantage of this and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.
10. Starting a betting-pool on the fate of this year’s Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky. It is NOT a clever money-making concept.
11. I do NOT have a Dalek Patronus.
12. I will NOT teach House-Elves to impersonate Jar-Jar Binks.
13. Shouting “To Infinity and Beyond!” was only funny the first time I took off on a broom.
14. I will NOT refer to the summoning charm (Accio) as “The Force”.
15. “Springtime for Voldemort” is NOT an proper title for the school production.
16. I will NOT greet Prof. McGonagall with “What’s new Pussy-cat?”.
17. I will NOT send shampoo to Snape’s office, no matter how badly he needs it.
18. "Potter 6, Voldemort 0" is not a valid T-shirt slogan.
19. Even though they are easier to use and probably more effective, I will not use guns against the Death Eaters.
20. I will not charm Firenze pink and call him "My Little Pony."
21. No matter how funny it is I will NOT leave kitty litter in Prof. McGonagall’s office. (scratch office, leave it on her desk!?)
22. I will NOT dress up as Lord Voldemort for Halloween.
23. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if his “Scar-Senses” are tingling.
24. I will NOT call Dumbledore Santa Claus. Even if it is Christmas.
25. I will NOT tell Voldemort to “Get a life”.
26. I will NOT tell Draco Malfoy to 'make like a ferret and bounce'
28. I will NOT go around and say that Seamus stole me Lucky Charms.
29. I will NOT joke about Remus Lupin's time of the month.
30. I will NOT wander in the corridors at night under the invisibility cloak singing the Pink Panther theme just to see what Filch does.
31. I will NOT buy Professor McGonagall cat food.
32. 'Ruling the world with an evil army of monkeys' is not a proper career choice.
33. Yelling "I'm Melting!" while in the showers is frowned apon, and it may scare some of the first years
34. The four houses of Hogwarts are: Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin. Not the Awesomes, the Morons, the Smarts, and the Mini-Death Eaters.
35. Dumbledore is to be addressed as Headmaster, or Sir. Not as 'Dude', 'Santa', or even 'Dumbles'.
36. I will NOT ask Harry Potter if he knows a good scar removal spell.
37. Never to call the ghostbusters on the ghosts and poltergeists.
38. '42' is not the answer to all of the questions on the OWL'S
39. I WILL NOT give hagrid Pokémon cards and tell him that their real animals.
I do not own any of the characters that are in my stories. I wish I could but I don't sorry :-( .
Ilostmyshoe is a rather good author, so check her out! Without her I may be sane!
Please check out this video and comment, its for my coursework! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kU78Mq0encE