Age: Take a guess

Gender: Dude

Race: Who gives a damn?

Personality:

If you hate stereotypes and think people should just shut up and stop being idots put this on your profile

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store, or work Tech Support.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!

I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.

Im a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction.

Im a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude.

Im STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.

I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm BI so I MUST think every girl i see is hot.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff.

I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only punky chicks.

I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.

I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.

I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.

I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.

I'm ADOPTED so there MUST have been something wrong with me when I was born.

(The person who agrees with this is smarter than everyone else...DEAL WITH IT!

1captain obvious did this on her profile and it looked like fun so I'm going to do it. *Opens music library... 235 songs.* Oh fuck you! This is going to suck.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)

2. Put it on shuffle

3. Press play

4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.

5. When you go to a new question, press the next button

6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool.. As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits: Inside The Fire by Disturbed

WOW... what a way to start out.

Waking Up: M.I.N.E. (End this Way) by Five Finger Death Punch

Talk about a depressing morning. What? Did I just get a divorce?

First Day Of School: Never Enough by Five Finger Death Punch

Appropriate.

Falling In love: Sick Of It by Skilllet

o_0 Huh?

Fight Song: Bombshell by Powerman 5000

HELL YES!

Breaking Up: The Devil's Own by Five Finger Death Punch

Wow, what a harsh way to break up. Yet perfectly fitting.

Prom: Remember Everything by Five Finger Death Punch

Yeah, Prom did kinda suck for me. Not this bad though.

Life Is Just OK: Absent Without Leave by Sirenia

This fits better than my shoe.

Mental Breakdown: So Cold by Breaking Benjamin

I can see this working.

Driving: Beyond The Veil by Lindsey Stirling

Yeah I could definitely see myself driving to this.

Flashback: Bye Bye Babylon by Cryoshell

Well this must be one kick-ass flashback.

Getting Back Together: Different by Egypt Central

This is actually fitting in a way.

Wedding: Can You Hear Me by Poets Of The Fall

Actually quite fitting.

Birth Of Child: We Are The Others by Delain

This could work pretty well, depending on the scene.

Final Battle: Theatre by Icon For Hire

Wow! This actually works.

Death Scene: Faceless by RED

Damn this is perfect.

Funeral Song: The Curse by Disturbed

What? Did his body just come after me in the middle of the reception? Or did I go to Hell?

End Credits: Invincible by Adelitas Way

Is my life an action movie or something?

Well that was fun. I'm actually tempted to do it again just to see what happens.