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Joined 02-24-04, id: 544588, Profile Updated: 11-11-14
Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Heralds of Valdemar.

I seem to be rather adept at writing comedy. I find this funny, since I never actually set out to write anything comedic. It just happens, possibly due to my rather dry sense of humor. I seem to be on a rather Naruto and Harry Potter kick lately, more Harry Potter than Naruto, which is rather too bad as my current W.I.P happens to be Naruto related. Go figure.

I am somewhere in my mid to late twenties, and a mother of one. Yes, I am also female, hence the mother bit. My son likes to demand attention when my focus wanders away from him, so my writing is mostly done when A) he's asleep, or B) when I'm at work. Working helps get my juices flowing, because the only real thing I do all day is run through various scenarios while I'm supposed to be working.

Or while falling asleep, but that's become a luxury. Makes me miss the nap-times we got in kindergarten.

My iPod is my best friend, as it's what makes mobile writing possible for me.

I assume that eventually I'll be able to finish the Doctor Who one-shot trilogy I started eons ago. Yes, they were meant to be a trilogy. The final installment was to be the TARDIS' maiden voyage. We'll see what happens.

Reviews make my fictional world go round, as well as all the favorites and follows, even if I do forget to add a thank you to my chapters. The thank you is always implied.

o-O I just went back to look through all the reviews I've posted, and damn. What the hell was I on when I was sixteen?

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Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,961 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Neko-chan's Pawprints by Vixen Tail reviews
A companion fic for Déjà vu no Jutsu, filling in the blanks for certain parts not covered by the main story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 94,315 - Reviews: 862 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 811 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 9/18/2014
A Switch in Time by WDW reviews
Rin gets rescued, not by her teammates, but by two mysterious, strangely familiar men. Written for yangires. Warnings for unexplained time travel and a possible time paradox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 7/7 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Three's The Charm by MissCHSparkles reviews
Time Travel. It's the end of the Battle of Hogwarts but the price has been high. The Golden Trio dearly wished that they could have done more to save lives and fate decides to grant their wish. Follow them as they redo their years at Hogwarts, starting from First year and work to make a difference in the wizarding world. All while trying to keep their true selves a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 128,074 - Reviews: 2512 - Favs: 3,593 - Follows: 4,812 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2179 - Favs: 3,757 - Follows: 3,081 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
God of the Machine by The Carnivorous Muffin reviews
Upon entering the world of Death Note Anna Jones considers her survival and the prices she is willing to pay.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 62,907 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Light Y., OC
Pieces of My Mind by drakensis reviews
A collection of plot bunnies that don't seem to be forming full stories. Various series.
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 80,824 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 2/27 - Published: 8/7/2009
Phantom Pains by mapplepie reviews
There is something going on with Kakashi, but Minato can't figure out what. All he has are distressing deductions, each one progressively worse than the last. It's no wonder Minato can't help but fear and fear and fear. (To be fair though, it really wasn't his fault he never considered the possibility of time-travel)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,133 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 500 - Follows: 210 - Published: 1/16 - Kakashi H., Minato N., Obito U./Tobi, Kushina U. - Complete
First Meetings: Of Toads and Tadpoles by latelydreaming reviews
A new take on an old trope. An SI's plan to avoid attention works a little too well. Or: In which Jiraiya meets his daughter for the first time under… less than ideal circumstances. (Warnings: OC-SI, slight language, hints of incest, and Jiraiya.)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 39 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Naruto U., Jiraiya, OC - Complete
A Whole Lot Of Woo by Risknight reviews
Short stories set in alternate universes about how Sheldon and Penny come together.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 31,596 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 10/28/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
The Riddle Effect by Melethril reviews
"Drop a pebble in the water: just a splash, and it is gone; But there's half-a-hundred ripples circling on and on and on, spreading, spreading from the center, flowing on out to the sea. And there is no way of telling where the end is going to be." by James W. Foley
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,814 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 75 - Published: 9/20/2014 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Déjà vu no Jutsu by Vixen Tail reviews
Take one dead, thirty year old career soldier, stick in the body of a child during the Second Great Shinobi War. Add a mini-Namikaze Minato, ninjas, chakra, tailed beasts, and shake well. Is it any wonder she thought she was insane? Second/Third Great Ninja War era SI AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 572,601 - Reviews: 1987 - Favs: 2,977 - Follows: 1,887 - Updated: 9/16/2014 - Published: 5/2/2013 - [Minato N., Kushina U.] [Shikaku N., OC] - Complete
Uchiha? I'm Not Obito! by Drindrak reviews
First thing I know, I'm going to a cosplay event as Obito Uchiha. Next, I'm waking up in Konoha's hospital. Then, I have to pretend to be someone I'm not! Then again... this is a good chance to screw with the Naruto plot. T for language. OC/self-insert, OOC warning.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,771 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Kakashi H., Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Cleaning no Jutsu by Erisah Mae reviews
She seemed determined enough. Maybe she'd be able to finally answer the question that had been bugging him for a while now, since he had realised he'd forgotten the answer years ago. What colour was his carpet? eventual OC/Gai Rated for swearing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,725 - Reviews: 549 - Favs: 1,472 - Follows: 937 - Updated: 7/3/2014 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Gai M., OC] Genma S., Chōza A. - Complete
A Riddled Universe by hazeldragon reviews
Being the recipient of the Order of Merlin and also having his picture on the Chocolate Frog Cards was not a big feat for Healer Tom Riddle. As Head Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries, nothing much surprised him. Little did he know, his life was about to be turned upside down by the arrival of a bespectacled boy with messy hair through the Veil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,269 - Reviews: 1015 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 1,308 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B., Severus S., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Two Moons by phoenixyfriend reviews
Some say that to understand a man, you must walk two moons in his shoes. However, living in the back of his head with no way out works just as well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,689 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 10/28/2012 - Deidara, Itachi U.
Walking Backwards on a Tightrope by Lithos Maitreya reviews
...is actually a fairly common trick in the circus. It's also the closest equivalent to going backwards in time. So why should only one person go back in time if anyone who knows how can do it? It's just like walking backwards on a tightrope. And more than one person in a war-torn world of Ninja wants to change things. To fix things. Time travel fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,830 - Reviews: 1755 - Favs: 2,530 - Follows: 3,025 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Shikamaru N., Shino A.
Chipped Mask by Darkpetal16 reviews
"No one just falls into another world. It just doesn't happen." Full summary inside. Self-Insert, OC. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 165,800 - Reviews: 3039 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 1,830 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Obito U./Tobi, Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Sakura by Darkpetal16 reviews
Dying and being reborn into Sakura Haruno's body at the start of Naruto can really put a spin on a girl's perspective. Self Insert, single OC warning & actual summary inside. -COMPLETE-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 57 - Words: 258,946 - Reviews: 2967 - Favs: 2,880 - Follows: 1,323 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 9/30/2012 - Sakura H., Kakashi H., Akatsuki, OC - Complete
Going Sideways by TaikoHawk reviews
Jutsu intrinsically twist the laws of physics and what is possible. Sakura really shouldn't be surprised when accidentally mixing a few of them pretzels time and space. Flashfic series. Alternate universe/time travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 100 - Words: 96,182 - Reviews: 2102 - Favs: 1,615 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 8/21/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Kitten: Phoenix Corporation Overhaul by phoenixyfriend reviews
In the world of parodies, logic is a power all of its own. An OC doesn't need to be special to be interesting, and romance isn't a necessity. When the Akatsuki fall into the real world, catty to the extreme, well... only more can follow, right?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 102,753 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/27/2013 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Akatsuki, Yahiko
It's a Mad, Mad World by mapplepie reviews
Kakashi was a weary ninja who'd had this dream (nightmare) too many times before. And until the pain of the kunai stabbed in his arm registered, he'd never even considered the possibility it was real this time. Time-travel? One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,215 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 117 - Published: 3/1/2013 - Kakashi H., Rin, Minato N., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
Madara's Voice by Kiriari reviews
An OC is dropped into the Naruto world for a VERY short time. Actually she was dropped in a specific place for a specific reason. Madara is confused and certainly OOC. Quickly written Oneshot. Second chapter optional and has more spoilerific stuff. I own nothing referenced. Guess its a twoshot now though
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,896 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/22/2012 - Published: 2/4/2012 - Obito U./Tobi, Madara U., OC - Complete
Cake and other supernatural things by Sety566 reviews
Eri eats strawberry creme cake for the first time and is sent to the world of Death Note. Trying to avoid contacting L or Light and save L's life, she and her shinigami, Maro begin to twist things from a distance. But how long will until they are found?
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 45,915 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 488 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 1/13/2011 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Severus Snape, Reluctant Lover by Davenrood reviews
A Sequel to Severus Snape, Computer Hacker. Slash. HPSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,282 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 6/17/2004 - Harry P., Severus S.
My Mr Ukki by mapplepie reviews
"My Mr Ukki's sick!" Kakashi wailed quietly, in a room full of ninjas. So naturally, everyone heard him. Then began, a galore of misunderstandings. Just who is this mysterious Mr Ukki and what is his relationship with Kakashi - a secret lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,692 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 105 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Underwater by BlueRedemption reviews
God hates him. But Naruto finds that being slingshot to the past is by far the least of his worries... especially when an enamoured teenager by the name of Namikaze Minato is vying for his attentions! Rather one-sided MinaNaru, shounen-ai, timetravel, AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,429 - Reviews: 863 - Favs: 1,432 - Follows: 1,629 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Minato N., Naruto U.
When Dreams Come to Life by MizukiYumeko reviews
(You know those stories that you wrote 10ish years ago &, upon rereading, cringe & wonder why they even got favorites, let alone reviews? This is one of them. AKA, it was written by a annoying preteen fangirl. Do proceed with caution.) I was at the grocery store picking up milk, and now L's saying I have a 2 percent chance of being Kira? How did this happen? No pairings. Complete!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,989 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10405 - Favs: 12,919 - Follows: 5,273 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Rocks Fall by Wingwyrm reviews
Kakashi has a message for his past self and Naruto is the perfect person to pass it along. Drabble, time travel, not-quite-crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 91 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Normal to be a freak by Minnionette reviews
Of all the people Harry might think he’d ever trip over in the streets, Dudley Dursley was never one of them. There's a lesson here to be taught. "Jeez, Dudley, you make it sound like you blew up Aunt Marge!" Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 55 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Yet Another Snape meets the Dursleys story by rabbit and -v-Jinx-v reviews
When Snape is called to the Dursleys' by an urgent message, he does not find what he expects to find. Chapter 28: Food arrives, and some unexpected visitors as well. Chapter 29, the revised ending. Chap 30, a lagniappe explaining Snape's background.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 78,386 - Reviews: 2132 - Favs: 1,862 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 2/13/2002 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Reading Totems by GrizzlyTeddyBear reviews
Epilogue! Paige suddenly finds herself in a world with ninjas. Will she be able to use her unique abilities in her new surroundings? Can she trust these people, or her own heart? ShinoxOC, SasuxSaku, NaruxHina Read&Review Plz!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 127,790 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 5/13/2007 - Shino A. - Complete
The Night The House of Cards Was Built by drakensis reviews
Every week the most prominent citizens of Konohagakure gather for a game of poker. This time there are three new players... two kunoichi and a six year old Naruto! cowritten with Rift120
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 1340 - Favs: 5,291 - Follows: 3,370 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 4/7/2007 - Anko M., Kurenai Y. - Complete
A Little Homework by Ruskbyte reviews
It was an average day in the Gryffindor common room essays to write, tests to study for and juicy gossip to exchange. Then all Hell broke loose and started trying to eat the students...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 836 - Follows: 126 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Complete
The Owl Chronicles by white mouse reviews
Severus, Minerva, Sybill and cringe Lockhart take the 3rd year students on a Muggle Studies field trip. Of course it's complete anarchy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
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A Marvelous Saga reviews
Theories refuse to hold up under practical applications, and Mar finds herself in an interesting predicament. Sure, it's interesting to read in fanfiction, but to live it? Sequel to A Kat's Tale, please refer to the previously mentioned before starting this adventure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 59,168 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 3/23 - Published: 10/19/2013 - Akatsuki, Team Seven, OC
Fetched reviews
A wayward mage stumbles into a job she can't quite handle on her own. In a last ditch attempt to save her life, her Gifts twist together to send her Elsewhere. And what an Elsewhere it is...
Crossover - Harry Potter & Heralds of Valdemar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/17/2014 - Published: 7/19/2014 - Severus S., OC
A Kat's Tale reviews
"It was a hot day. A bone-meltingly hot day." And so our heroine decided to take a little trip to a lake. Little did she know that she'd soon be saddled, none too unwillingly, with a batch of furry housemates. UPDATE: The spacing issue has been resolved,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 43,956 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/18/2014 - Published: 9/3/2013 - OC, Akatsuki, Team Seven, Team Hawk - Complete
How to Grow Your TARDIS reviews
After successfully acquiring your TARDIS, you need to give it time to mature. Part two of the TARDIS series
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/18/2011 - TARDIS, OC - Complete
How to Acquire a TARDIS reviews
Mostly just exactly as it says above. An altered version of how I would explain my possession of a TARDIS. If, y'know, such a thing were possible. I don't own the reality that is Doctor Who. I do own all my own ideas, however.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/14/2011 - TARDIS, OC - Complete