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Joined 02-24-04, id: 544617, Profile Updated: 06-18-08
Author has written 16 stories for Lord of the Rings, Ocean Girl, Doctor Who, Harry Potter, and His Dark Materials.

Greetings. I am a carbon-based life form of the species Homo sapiens sapiens who may or may not be descended from an ape, depending on your viewpoint. I inhabit a small part of a land mass on the planet Earth, located in the Milky Way Galaxy. I have hair, eyes, a nose and a mouth, four limbs and twenty digits. I like reading, writing and watching moving pictures, preferably with sound. Basically, I'm just like you. Unless you're bald or missing a few body parts, or male.

I'm not into slash, except for Shoebox Project because it's well-written and convincing. It gives the relationship a believable backstory. And it's just too cute for words.

I try to read and review your stories if you do mine and I know the fandom. However, I am a proud F7 nazi. Bad spelling and grammar REALLY annoy me. Bad spelling, grammar and punctuation (like no capitals) in a story title and/or summary is guaranteed to turn me off your story as soon as I see it and I'm sure that goes for others too. Don't do it. Same for consistent mistakes in the first chapter. If you can't pick them up yourself, use a word processor with a spellchecker you can run over the story before posting or get someone in the know to beta-read it, it isn't hard. You might even learn something. I may well review and tell you to clean up your act, if I think the story has potential--so consider it a compliment.

Quotes!!
"I bet the lyrebird looks at the kookaburra and thinks: 'One trick pony.'"

"The most important parts of a story are the beginning, the end and the part in between. All the rest will take care of itself. Look at it this way. A story is made of words. Words is made of letters. Now you got 26 letters to choose from, so all you gotta do is mix up those letters the right way and you got the best story ever written. I'm going to mix letters like no one ever mixed 'em before."

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Founding Hogwarts by Rufus T. Firefly reviews
AU. The Founders of Hogwarts were brave, witty, loyal and cunning. They were also drunk, besotted, sarcastic, proud, lustful, jealous, conceited, baffled, cursed – and on speaking terms with an inebriated Glaswegian hat. Read the bits history missed out.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 112,102 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 308 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/16/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Rowena R., Salazar S. - Complete
Wingless Angel by Phit reviews
A broken image. Wingless and sacred one, fallen in grace. A tragedy in thought, stained in existence. But there are two moments in the wingless angel: the breaking down, and the building up. Rating for graphic violence.
His Dark Materials - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 24 - Words: 30,782 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/6/2007 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
The Life and Times of Neville Longbottom, Wizard by Peradan reviews
Neville Longbottom enters his first year at Hogwarts armed only with a hyperactive wand, constant advice from his senile relations, the friendship of his wily cousin, Harry Potter, and a lightning bolt scar on his forehead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,468 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 9/18/2007 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Neville L., Harry P.
Here I Stand by Janiqua reviews
The story of how Lily Evans blossomed from the scared eleven year old girl who feared magic into the beautiful young woman who flourished in it, and who found the courage to defy the Darkest Lord of the century. Warning: Minimal Deathly Hallows spoilers!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 146 - Words: 635,322 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 8/11/2007 - Published: 3/21/2006 - Lily Evans P. - Complete
Should've Thought of That One, Bori by Eggo Waffles reviews
We all wish that Boromir had survived Amon Hen, but have we ever considered the implications? Parody AU
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,546 - Reviews: 434 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 1/26/2007 - Published: 5/3/2005 - Boromir
Dewy, Light and Lush by more-than-words reviews
The Doctor and Rose visit Cloud 9B, where questions arise and revelations occur. It turns out that even when you can live without your planet, it can still be hard to live without a home. Fluffy oneshot. 10Rose, no Doomsday.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Complete
Something's Coming by Uh.yeah reviews
A nice little bit of melodramatic, depressing angst... Tempting, I know.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,046 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
The Clock on the Mantle by firesoulslayer reviews
Rose muses during The Girl in the Fireplace.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/19/2006 - Complete
I am by avorialair reviews
The Doctor is all Rose has. He’s too blind and too stupid to admit he feels the same way. That is, until Jack says something worthwhile for a change, and he begins to wonder... [rest of the summary inside]. Songfic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,650 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2006 - Complete
A Thousand Languages by MadLori reviews
Rose thought she knew how it would be when it happened, but things are rarely as we imagine them. TenRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,307 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 375 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/2/2006 - Complete
Phoenix Song by WeasleyWife reviews
JamesLily fic starting during their 6th year and going up to their deaths. LoveHate galore! SiriusOC as well and some pretty fabulous subplots I'd say. Excitement for Remus and a bit of a delve into Peter. Rated R for language and sexual situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 101,791 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Trip To The Department Of Backstory by dolly.the.sheep reviews
it does exactly what it says on the label. post TCI. Rose wants to know about regeneration, and the Doctor fills her in.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,000 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/13/2006 - Complete
Brown, White and Barefoot by lipstick reviews
AU, a rather nhilistic take on the old story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,572 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/7/2005
Bare Legged Cheek by Uh.yeah reviews
Just a random story idea that came into my head and refused to go away. Involves a planet of hippies and RoseDoctor. My first Doctor Who fanfic. Please r&r?
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,491 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/11/2005 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Complete
Sojourn by saganamidreams reviews
Ninth Doctor. Some things are unable to be resisted. Jack's journey from The Empty Child to Boom Town. Jack charactercentric, Jack's POV, with emphasis on the relationship between Rose & the Doctor. Jack, DoctorRose. Reviews would be most welcome.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/27/2005
Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 740 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
Intertwined by FireOpal reviews
Cowrite between EbonyBeach romance and FireOpal technical.What if the Doctor hadn't regenerated at the end of the PotW? What if he'd been able to transfer all the power back into the TARDIS? Imagine what adventures they would have together... 9thDrRose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 6/23/2005
Sleepless Nights by randomrandom reviews
Kept awake by his thoughts on his two companions, the Doctor retreats to his library, only to find Rose and Jack have the same idea. Fluffy and plotless, set somewhere between TDD and BW.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/17/2005
Unscientific Method by Calapine reviews
The beginning is a very important time for the Doctor and Rose.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/12/2005
Echoes of Glory by Eregriel Gloswen reviews
Thousands of years after the War of the Ring, the world is as we know it. But now, faced with a new evil, the current guardians of Earth can only see one alternative: they must seek out the Fellowship, lifetimes later, and reawaken the heroes within.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,483 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 8/6/2004
A Love Hate Relationship by startanew reviews
One shot. OC {The Borrowers}. Someone talks to the floor boards, hoping that the Borrowers are listening. A plea to Borrowers to return a miniaturist’s items. A little different.
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Complete
The Last Summer by RLobinske reviews
Daria and Jane during the summer after Is It College Yet? They enjoy their remaining free summer before they leave Lawndale for college in Boston. All seven chapters now consolidated.
Daria - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,391 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Complete
Yeah, If I was Insane by Nascha14 reviews
It all starts off on one of those nice summer days when nothing can go wrong. Then Aragorn shows up on a shed roof, I spout some sentimental drivel, and middle earth is forever changed. Just some fluff from in High School...before I learned about grammar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,365 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 1/3/2003
Enting by Eregriel Gloswen reviews
ON TEMPORARY HIATUS! While among the Ents in Fangorn, Merry and Pippin meet someone unlike anyone else in Middle Earth. I know that sounds very stereotypical. Deal with it. Read and review if it strikes your fancy, but I don't read flames.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 1/14/2004
Thinking Fourth Dimensionally by Deeble reviews
Hermione hits on an efficient way to do her mountain of homework in third year. Too bad it's illegal.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,373 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Hermione G.
Tea's Secret by The Devil's Angels reviews
Rated for languge in future chapters. Tea doesn't seem to keep a secret, does she? Tea goes off to study dance and in comes her secret.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,267 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/24/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004
The Day It All Went PearShaped by Demus reviews
If you like character bashing and awful, this is the fic 4 u! R'n'R! Told by the Indy herself! also writ by nekohebi.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
There and Back Again: the Screenplay by Inconsequential reviews
Bilbo Baggins tells his adventures to the world... with a little help from Peter Jackson and the cast of the Lord of the Rings movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,772 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/15/2003 - Published: 2/24/2003 - Bilbo B.
The Answer by Daestwen reviews
The answer to the age-old question, "Why is all HH fanfiction slash??" Warning: Yes, there is slash in this. Yes.
Horatio Hornblower - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 752 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/28/2002
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When the Fit Takes Them reviews
Share the journey of twelve year old Merry as he discovers the Brandybuck family's bestkept secret, and ventures outside the Shire for the very first time. Complete at long last!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,414 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Meriadoc B., Frodo B. - Complete
Frozen Interlude reviews
Will and Lyra shelter in a strange, cold land for the night after using the Knife to escape a pursuit. Oneshot, HDMNarnia crossover.
His Dark Materials - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Complete
Forget 900 reviews
It had been a welcome relief to lie. Now he was going to be honest. The Doctor, coming clean with Martha and remembering home. Oneshot, Gridlock spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Complete
Mother, on Daughter reviews
Mrs Granger, mother of an extremely intelligent teenage witch, is thinking about what lies behind and ahead of her only daughter. Set during HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2007 - Hermione G. - Complete
Disarmed reviews
A little twist on all those SnapeHermione rape fics out there. Apologies if you happen to be a fan. First HP fic, feel free to be critical. And no, I don't own HP... Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Musings II reviews
A sequel, of sorts, to Musings, filling in the rather numerous blanks. Rose's and the Doctor's thoughts, mostly on each other. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2006
Curveball reviews
It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's Nine and his everpresent Dalek angst. Something to keep you all going in the absence of new Musings. I'd warn for Bad Wolf spoilers, but I'm assuming most people have seen it by now. Oneshot.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 568 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8/17/2006 - Complete
Musings reviews
Rose and the Doctor's thoughts, mostly on each other. Chapter seven up, Doomsday spoilers. But don't worry folks, it's not over yet! NineRose, TenRose but sticks to canon...mostly.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,310 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/14/2006 - Published: 7/17/2005
Sun on the Sea reviews
Used to be "Here We Go Again." The sequel to A.S.R. Neri's adventures on the Opal Planet aren't over yet. Shalamorn reveals a new quest concerning her family to Neri & co. Easier to understand if you know the storyline, but maybe that's just me. Ch2 is up
Ocean Girl - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,829 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 7/13/2004
Forest Eyes reviews
On permanent hiatus, unfortunately. In a nutshell, Legolas and Gimli complete their bargain and visit Fangorn Forest, guided by Treebeard. The sequel to Dreams of Stone.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,723 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 7/31/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
If I'd Known reviews
More Aragorn angst, this time from when he learns that Arwen is dying. Did he make the right choice in leaving her in Rivendell? It's too late to turn back.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 189 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/13/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Anor reviews
Aragorn's angst about his marriage to Arwen once the deed was done. Was it the right way to go? I felt in the mood to write something sad about someone other than Legolas, and this was the result.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/13/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
Dreams of Stone reviews
Have you ever wondered about that trip Legolas and Gimli took to the Glittering Caves in Aglarond? Ever been curious about why Legolas wouldn't talk about it? Find out what really happened. Completed at long last. Sniff. Sequel coming right up!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,504 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 2/29/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
A Secret Revealed reviews
I got really annoyed by the series final, so decided to write my own. Jason and Neri finally get their feelings out in the open, with a bit of help from their mischievous younger siblings. Fluff, fluff and more fluff: it's one big cotton wool ball.
Ocean Girl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,501 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Complete
Few Can Foresee reviews
Edited and reposted. Legolas' point of view, the day Gandalf returns to them in Fangorn Forest. Very blatantly bookverse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Legolas, Gandalf - Complete
Attack of the Elven Party Animals reviews
Lindir's a teenager, Elrond is stubborn, Aragorn has a fanelf, Arwen is jealous, Gandalf can't dance, Boromir is nutso, Legolas gets dumped and has a Romeolike younger brother. I was bored and feeling writative. Enough said. Revised and reposted.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/9/2004 - Legolas - Complete
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