Eryn Galen
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Joined 02-25-04, id: 544873, Profile Updated: 05-18-09
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Malcolm in the Middle, and Harry Potter.

yep, ive been gone for a wile, ill update this asap! lol!

AND TO ANYONE WAITING FOR MY FICTION TO BE UPDATED! ILL TRY GET BACK INTO THE SWING OF THINGS AND UPDATE AS SOON AS I CAN! I JUST KINDA PHASED OUT OF FANFICTION FOR A BIT AND IM SORRY! TYIN TO GET BACK INTO IT AGAIN!

SO THANKS FOR STICKING BY AND REVIEWING! I HAVE NOT ABANDONED MY FICTION!

Hi all once again. It's been two years now since I've even stepped foot (or more appropiatly clicked my finger) on this site.
Let me apologise to everyone who hopefully is still waiting for updates ... a lot has happened in the last two years and while the road to recovery has been a hard one, hopefully I'll be able to get back into fiction.

Tonight I read my first fic in more than 2 years .. and it made me wonder if this account was still here, well obviously it is seeing as I'm typing here and now. It made me think back to the success I had with some of my fics.. and more importantly how people react to them. Nostalgia feels great sometimes! I do hope that at least one people out there who still knows me or my fiction (doesn't matter which) is reading this ...

I could go into details about my very long absence from the fanfic world ... but who'd want to be bored by it really! I can give you a gist though ... drink, lads, drugs ... reading back on my fiction now made me realise my own innocence, isn't that mad! Now my humor hasnt gone .. oh not one bit ... I'd just say that I'd probably be a bit more .. mature and knowledgeable in matters now then I was then! (In every single god dam sense of the word)

Know what peaked my interest in fanfiction.net once again? My sister ... my little sister has been visiting this site for a while now (doing the close window thing you always do when someone walks in .. recognised the blue though haha) and it made me rember the fun of writing and the hours spend just reading! So if, and I mean if, I ever get back into writing ... 99.9 of the thanks goes to her.

But yea who wants to be bored by my ranting.

So I'm hoping that I'll at least be able to finish my sequel to road trip if anything. But please .. no one get your hopes up there's only a 50 chance that I will within the next year. I just wanted to post this note because I don't want people to give up hope on me ... I've had eough of that alreay.
And another thing about "road trip" .. all my sex/smut scenes are long long gone at this stage .. so no point in emailing me or messaging me for them, hopefully I'll rewrite them again though .. and if not the least I can do is either get some one else to do it or to inform you all of the fact that they no longer exist.

So if anyone is still reading, I have to thank you from the very bottom of my heart, I hope that with a little bit of time, my fanfiction writing will be on the road to recovery as well as everything else.

If anyone wishes to contact me feel free to .. be it in a review, a message on here or by email .. I'll happily reply to anything!
My new email is xSexi-Jenix@hotmail.com as my old email was too flooded with emails and contacts.

Hope to hear from some one soon ... and thanks all for sticking with me through this rant. I mean it, I hope that I can get back into it, I really do!

Jenny

xxx

I'm going to write a little bit about me here, just in case you are interested!!

Name: Jenny, aka, Eryn galen on here!
Age: 19, almost at the big 20 ... its scary haha!
Location: Good auld Ireland
Education: Went back to school after leaving when I was 16 and now I'm in college doing Advertising and Marketing communications!
Pets: a dog, a cat and a horse.

Hasna:
I have my own 100 pure bred arabian mare, check her out on allbreedpedigree.com, just type in Brown Shadow and then click arabian. She is a 15.1hh liver bay, 7 year old mare. She's big and bold haha! I got her as a 6 year old with no work done on her and I have schooled her myself. She is a friend and a pet, she will always be there for me, when everyone else is gone, she will always be there, and I am so grateful for it! Dogs may be mans best friend, but horses are a girls best friend. She is my life saver, and you have no idea how incredibly true this actually is.

Scoobie:
She is my 7 year old greeyhoundXlab dog. She's my other baby. she's a sandy colour, kind of like a golden lab but much skinnyer. She is so incredibly lazy, always asleep. She is also a great companion, if you're on your own she will guard you and make you feel safe. Before hasna was got, she was always the one who would listen to all problems and not judge.

Missy:
This is my really fat, 13 year old ginger cat. 13 years and still going strong. She is affectionate in her own way, you cannot touch her but she can touch you, but only if she feels like it. She loves her food haha!

I am in a relationship at the moment me and my boyfriend have been together for 2 years and 2 months at the moment. I love him to death and would do anything for him. Without him I would be lost he is my best friend as well as my byofriend, nothing makes me happier than when I'm just sitting with him in his room watching a movie or going for a drive in his car. We are hopeing to go to Florida next april!

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Secret Love by B-Elanna reviews
SLASH The Fellowship has been brought together again to defeat Sauron in another dimension namely Harry Potter's. In this dimension Sauron is terrorizing the world in Tom Riddle's body. During their adventures new relationships form and are discovered, while the friends try to adapt in a new world: A/L, SS/RL, some DM/HP, RW/HG
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 56,064 - Reviews: 634 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 10/1/2013 - Published: 8/24/2002 - Remus L., Severus S., Aragorn, Legolas
The Power Of Love ReWrite by Marblez reviews
The war is over. Harry and Draco divorced, taking a twin each. Draco and Kai dissapeared. Now, 11 years later their sons are off to school and Draco is back in the wizarding world... SLASH MPREG SPOILERS HP7! DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T READ THE 7TH BOOK!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 55,932 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Draco M., Harry P.
Perplexities of Growing Up by Chibi06 reviews
A/U. Elrond's daughter and Thranduil's son meet for the first time. One is mature, the other is rebellious, obnoxious & struggling to find her place. What will happen when Elrond asks Legolas to be her babysitter? LegolasOC - NOT Arwen.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,176 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 5/20/2004 - Legolas, OC - Complete
The Wilting Rose by WinonaRose reviews
Harry was on his way to the Gryffindor Common Room when he heard a bloodcurdling scream emit from an unused classroom on the 3rd floor…. Non-con. Abusive relationship. HP/DM. Now rated M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 95,033 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 8/15/2011 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Heirs of Heaven and Hell by Celeste Jacobs reviews
An AU that is revamped and renewed. God has a plan to reunite the Kingdoms of Heaven and Hell. The problem is that it involves his son Draco and Lucifer's son Harry. Rated for violence and dark theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,237 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 5/9/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry's Angel by silver woman reviews
No Magic… Draco’s life in Hogwarts is perfect. He’s cute. He’s nice. He’s popular. But what happens when he caught the attention of the Hogwarts bad boy? Will he able to tame the Hogwarts bad boy?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,405 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
My Beauty Forever by booklover1103 reviews
Harry Potter just turned 18 and still has to defeat Voldermont, and Draco Malfoy has finally come face to face with his destiny….who will triumph? warnings:mpreg
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,111 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 1/7/2009
A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight reviews
Draco Malfoy, who is now a famous male model, is known for his immense partying and his frequent pictures in the tabloids. Can the equally famous but down-to-earth Harry Potter somehow tame him? DMHP SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 35,225 - Reviews: 843 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 660 - Updated: 8/14/2009 - Published: 3/7/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Relaxation by Makayla reviews
The boys take time out of their busy schedule to... relax. Pretty much just PWP BZ/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Blaise Z., Draco M. - Complete
Just Once by teshara reviews
Harry and Draco have settled into a comfortable, if not unexpected life after the war. Then a letter from Molly Weasley changes everything. Adult!Harry and Draco. Slash. Mpreg, hopefully believable. Please review. CH 5 Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 6/1/2005 - [Harry P., Draco M.]
Freaks and Geeks by Hello Moto reviews
Au Non Magic. Draco Malfoy was born deaf, and now he is being forced to go to a boarding school in New England for the first time. Things aren't going his way. Then he meets Harry Potter, a boy with more than his fair share of secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 56,266 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 8/26/2008 - Published: 9/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Eyes Wide Shut by WiseDraco reviews
Draco loses something precious, but gains something so much more. *Is Harry/Draco...eventually* Please Review.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,739 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 20 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
When Harry Met Draco by vibratojen reviews
When strangers Draco and Harry decide to get to know each other better over dinner at a local diner, it sparks an adventure that neither of them would have ever expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,401 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
To Love a Veela by Lily Potter-Malfoy reviews
Draco's a Veela and Harry's bored. Guess what becomes Harry's new favorite research subject? Soon Harry finds out Draco's secret and gets himself entangled in a petulant Veela who's got one more BIG secret that will change his life. Smells like trouble
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 106,406 - Reviews: 735 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 1/28/2008 - Published: 5/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Knock First, Damnit! by Carrie H Potter reviews
CHAPTER 11 UP! Sequel to Knock First. Bloodthirsty fanwitches? Marriage? Kids? THE WEASLEYS AS INLAWS? Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are in way over their heads. slash HPDM, AU as of HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 46,806 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/17/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Wizard Survival Act by frk-werewolf reviews
WIP. In the light of the recent war and certain sexual developments in wizarding youth, the Ministry decides to take the production of wizard offspring into their own hands. Warning: M-Preg, Slash - Ron-Draco, Hermione-Ginny, others
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,780 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Many Faces of Mary Sue by psychotic kitten reviews
My unofficial guide to PotC Mary Suedom. Sit back and relax as I pick apart and explain the many faces of Mary Sue, her predicable tendencies, plot clichés, canon corruptions, and general overall hideousness...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,667 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 5/14/2007 - Published: 7/11/2005
Break Me Down by Keya127 reviews
Postwar, AU, implied mPreg, PG13, but rating will go higher in later chapters. Right now its PWP. What do Death Eaters, old boyfriends, America, and secrets have in common? Read and find out. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,858 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 4/7/2007 - Published: 5/29/2006 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Basket Case by Stray reviews
Draco Malfoy, age 24, living his life in wellearned comfort and respectability with his wife Pansy Malfoy in his home Malfoy Manor, Denialland. The only thing he lacks in his life is an heir. That's when reality bites him in the arse. HPDM slash, mpreg, s
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 211,222 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 1/21/2007 - Published: 8/12/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Behind Blue Eyes by Katria Bloom reviews
When Draco refuses the Dark Mark his father blinds him. A certain ebonyhaired Gryffindor saves him...SLASH... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 79,807 - Reviews: 1480 - Favs: 1,314 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 12/3/2006 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Our Love Story by Spamy02 reviews
[COMPLETE]HP!DM Draco tells us his story: how he fell in love with Harry, how they got together and all the problems they had to overcome. MPreg! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,433 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Color Me Red by EdmundMcSmartypants reviews
UNDER REWRITING! SEE 'COLOR ME RED: REWRITE' Draco has problems. 2 very huge problems. He runs away and finds himself blind in an alley. Someone manages to save him though. Including Veela!Draco and MPREG! Dramedy, DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/14/2006 - Published: 3/26/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Raspberry Jam by vvc reviews
Draco tries not to think of his upcoming transition and the unwanted partner chosen for him by his father. Then he finds he may have a choice after all. Will the faith he puts into his choice be rewarded? HPDM A slow, soft romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 80,655 - Reviews: 1063 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 10/3/2006 - Published: 9/20/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Life we Lead by HighD reviews
Draco and Harry are forced into working together when Draco is hired as the newest member to the Hogwarts staff as Potions master. (HD)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,253 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/15/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Dead End Angels by Mamushi reviews
SLASH (JW). Reincarnation fic-everyone's alive and well in the present-ish and all that fun crap. Set in a high school setting.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 83,246 - Reviews: 738 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/13/2006 - Published: 11/13/2003
Angelus an Diabolus by Eris Mackenzie reviews
PERMANENT HIATUS A creature HD slash story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 62,556 - Reviews: 997 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 566 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 7/11/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Yours truly by YaoiSilverSilver-Yaoi reviews
Chap 19 here! NOW BETAED! Draco has changed. Harry wants to know why. When he finds out, what will he do? HPDM, LMNM, more. MPGR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 44,592 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 6/15/2006 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Unknown Secrets by ali-chan15 reviews
As Harry dates Cho, something is missing from his life. What he doesn't realize is that Malfoy is watching him closely, and has an interest in him. What will he do next when he figures part of Malfoy's scheme out? Slash warning. HPDM rather sudden
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,951 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Summer Love by femalemiroku1 reviews
He's loved him for 6 years, maybe the summer between 6th and 7th will be lucky. RD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,753 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 3/27/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
The Passion of Hate and Love by Callisto Callispi reviews
[WIP] It all started when they blew up Gryffindor's quidditch stands and were forced to serve a heinously long detention sentence...together! But it all got interesting thereafter. Hermione & Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 145,355 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 12/20/2001 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Smile for me, Harry by sumisweet reviews
Harry hates Draco. Draco loves Harry. After an accident, Harry lost his ability to see. Draco decided to sacrifice his own sight for Harry. How will Harry react? SLASH! HarryxDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,484 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 206 - Updated: 3/22/2006 - Published: 8/5/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Lionsnake Manor by Hopeakaarme reviews
The squickfic of all times!The LupinPotterSnapeMalfoyBlack sixsome is living happily in their Lionsnake Manor AKA Malfoy Manor. However, future is having some new plans for them. SLASH MPREG almost INCEST RLSBHPSSLMDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,245 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 2/11/2006 - Published: 7/15/2004 - Remus L. - Complete
Duvet by VizardWizard reviews
Draco wants a lighter. Harry wants an answer. HPDM AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 2/1/2006 - Published: 1/29/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Behind the Masks by Keyvies reviews
Great wizards often have lifemates, one person they are destined to be with. During seventh year Hogwarts has a Masquerade. What happens when Harry's lifemate takes off the mask and he's fallen head over heels for the enemy? HPDM. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,892 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 334 - Updated: 1/18/2006 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
First Catch by ink.returns reviews
This is about Harry and Draco, Draco is part Veela. Harry just happens to be his mate. What will happen next? Will the First catch be their last catch? Will Seamus get involved? FIND OUT, read now. Warning there is H/D slash. DISCONTINUED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,471 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 35 - Published: 12/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Mind the Petunias by Consumate Vs reviews
[ErynGalen&JacobimVonStyluss]Harry has defeated Voldemort, and is determined to be the average rich teenager. Rebellious, witty, carefree and... with two hot lovers. Oh, and you'll never guess what his job is... [Slash! HPDMRL]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/4/2005 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry Potter And The Classroom Of Secrets by Rog-Goog reviews
AU:No Magic. Draco,Ron and his pals are all at a high school. Harry aka 'Flash' is the new bad boy joining there.Draco is the virginal leader of the friendship group who just happens to be Flash's guide around school.Will events at the school make it more
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,163 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/26/2005 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
In Case You Need More From Me by IcedEarth11 reviews
What do you do when everyone at Hogwarts knows you are gay and you are shunned because of it? What happens when your lover seems to have the same fate, yet worse? HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Lust He Recalls by Sex Vendetta reviews
Complete. Draco becomes obsessed with Harry, Draco's secret is eventually revealed. Can a Malfoy truly love someone, without any strings attatched, Let alone the Golden Boy himself? HPDM SLASH. Complete Edit Coming Soon
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,756 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/4/2005 - Published: 8/15/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Inspired By Your Shoe Laces by Smarmy Penguin reviews
When Blaise, Draco and Goyle decide to rebel against their parents in the most unusual fashion, chaos insures! Featuring Harry Potter’s magic fingers, Leather, shoe laces, funnels and anything else these twisted boys can produce. finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 61,087 - Reviews: 734 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 10/30/2005 - Published: 5/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Valentine Encounter by Kyra4 reviews
READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,822 - Reviews: 2848 - Favs: 4,270 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 10/28/2005 - Published: 2/12/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not your usual love story by jamesriplily reviews
Harry vanquishes the Dark Lord and realises he can finally get on with living life and enjoying himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,632 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/15/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
What Do You Want From Me? by Barbarella reviews
Draco's POV, Post Hogwarts. Draco's been living in the muggle world for a bit. Harry finds him. Could I be anymore cliche? Slash ATTN: Please read the authors note in ch. 1 for info on the last chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,888 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/28/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trained Monkeys and Televised Madness by JennyandAubrey reviews
This is a bizarre seventh year fic. Read at your own risk! Crazy, funny stuff happens. I am not going to give it all away, you're just going to have to read it. Warning: This is a slashtastic fic with a lot of swearing!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,924 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/24/2005 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Boy, Interrupted by neppie reviews
When Draco is covered in an experimental potion over the summer, comedy, drama, and rivalry soon follow as he is forced to live his days as a girl and only reverts to his male self once the sun has set. Slash, HD aka HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,641 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 3/10/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Love Once Realized by Eruve Alcarohtar reviews
Aragorn finds out his name and that he has to wed Legolas Greenleaf. All though he is against this he might find that it isn't as hard to love Legolas as he thought it would be. MM, AU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,325 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 8/8/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Do you dare? by x-Radcliffe-x reviews
[Chapter 9 NOW up!] Harry is mourning for Sirius. Draco is inlove with Harry. What happens if Draco's being 'out' makes Harry want to get closer? DracoxHarry with other relationships included. SLASH. R for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/19/2005 - Published: 12/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Pirate and A Rose by SilenceForever reviews
Draco’s a thiefseaman, Harry’s a pirate……….Draco gets caught. Harry takes him as a first mate. Love arises, but someone’s after Draco. Good thing the author believes in fairy tale endings when it comes to pirates! rr!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,886 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 1/20/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Day at the Zoo by Rosaroes Crouch reviews
Harry and Draco are paired together on a fieldtrip to the zoo. Draco wants to prove how cute ferrets are. But the llamas are on standby. HPDM fluffy slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
One in a million by Rosaroes Crouch reviews
When Draco mistakes Seamus's cellphone for his, he starts receiving mysterious messages from a certain Gryffindor that weren't meant for his eyes. Harry is smitten with the Slytherin Prince, but dares not yet to act upon it. HPDM slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,817 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 7/28/2005 - Published: 7/22/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Sharing by TheGoodLife reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione are off to university! Harry must room with Draco, as per every other story where they go to school together. Humor me, ok? Great fun for all involved. Slash. HarryDraco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,880 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Draco M., Harry P.
Mad About You by Serpentine Iris reviews
[Hiatus] After fifth year, Harry returns to Grimmauld Place malnourished and plagued by nightmares. There he finds Draco Malfoy, who's changed over the summer.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,240 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 7/4/2005 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
If You're Not The One by drama-queen8 reviews
If I’m not made for you then why does my heart tell me that I am?" Sirius and Remus have troubled lives, will they be able to make their relationship work? MWPP era. Warning: Not you’re normal love story. Slash, mpreg, substance abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,523 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 6/30/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Choose friends or lover by Dahlias reviews
Voldemort's gone, Harry's in love with who other than Draco. Friends find out and Harry's forced to make a decision. But will this choice cost him his life? WIP, Slash, R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,827 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 6/4/2005 - Published: 2/23/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Perfection by HermioneBallerina reviews
Hermione Granger and her struggle with an eating disorder and her worst fear. No slash, possibly some light romance. If you review mine, I'll review yours. Check it out, my first fanfic. :)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 18,221 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/3/2005 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Hermione G.
The Hardship That Brothers Face by G-21 reviews
[AU"It's hard to confess your love to someone, especially if that someone is your brother.-Draco [incest HarryDraco]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 12/29/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
What the Wizarding World is Like by sardonicferret reviews
Draco's life has taken an interesting turn, which creates even more turns in which don't make things any easier. However, there could be one person that's there to help him...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 66,257 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco The Dragon Princess by I am Millie Ishtar Motou reviews
Draco and Harry are twins they were male morn in St. Merlin's hospital for male pregnanciesrnPairings: DracoLuciusHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,981 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/24/2005 - Published: 4/10/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Something Kinda Funny by Indigo Kitti reviews
Harry seems to have forgotten something very important over the summer. When he arrives back at Hogwarts Dumbledore and Snape break the news to a very shocked Harry. Draco Malfoy is carrying his child. DMHP slash, mpreg, 7th year, note the genre
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,753 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 8/17/2004
Rekindling old affections by redadress reviews
Draco becomes a reknowned Healer after he leaves Hogwarts; he's as well-known as Harry Potter himself. When his life is threatened by Voldemort, he is forced to return to Hogwarts for protection. However, he is not counting on meeting a certain green-eyed
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,607 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/27/2005 - Published: 10/3/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Harry Potter And The Incidental Plot by lovelyloey reviews
A cliche veela fic! Readers have fun spotting the cliche plot elements! Overused plot but unique elaboration! HPDM slash n mpreg. [complete]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,693 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/25/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Good Vibrations by plug in delaney reviews
Updated: Chapters 30 and 31! Ron plays an interesting prank on Draco and in return he gets him a detention but comes along for the ride. A couple of rides, actually. Featuring Bottom!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 40,959 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/21/2005 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Draco M., Ron W.
The Way It Grows by Springfall reviews
When Harry and Draco are stranded on a remote island, the two must bury the hatchet to survive. And as something slowly begins to grow between the two boys, they realize that there is more between the two than it first seemed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,720 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/10/2005 - Published: 8/30/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Regrets by PineappleCube reviews
We got older, but we're still young. We never grew out of this feeling that we won't give up. HrDr, HL, BlG, RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 88,643 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/1/2005 - Published: 2/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
When great things come undone by Angstgoddess69 reviews
Aragorn goes to Mirkwood on an official visit, where he meets a certain elf..... AL slash. Rated R for later chapters..... AL SLASH
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,692 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/30/2005 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
The PotterBlack Romance by GoldenHelikaon reviews
ON HOLD. AU. Slash. Mpreg. A collection of one or two chaptered ficlets, centred around the romantic relationship between James Potter and Sirius Black. The day they first kissed, the night James proposed, Sirius pregnant with their first child, one of th
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,693 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 7/12/2004 - James P., Sirius B.
Sorrow and Rapture by Fair Lady Miriel reviews
SLASH. Paris is guilty about Hector's death, and offers himself to Achilles in order to feel suffering himself, but also to end the war. Achilles does not accept his body, but his friendship.Love would develop, then heartbreak RAPE.COMPLETE,only 10 chap
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,055 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
World's End by Child of Magick reviews
Elves aren't supossed to get sick. But when Legolas falls ill... Legolas finds help from an unexpected source.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,446 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 5/23/2004
Bondage by Company Calls Epilogue reviews
slightly OOC and OotP spoilers... (7th yr) Harry goes through a really tough breakup with his girlfriend and what could sting more than using that pain as a weapon against him? leave it to draco to find out. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,292 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/26/2004 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Imperfection by faceted-mind reviews
Elves are a race of perfection. When a child is created that is less than perfect, what will become of it? And what of its parents? LegolasElrohir Slash&Mpreg COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,791 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/21/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Never Me by beautyisnotdeep reviews
[slash - incest] It didn’t feel right. Well actually, the mere thought of it was wrong but he knew that to actually be entangled in his brother’s arms and kisses was worse.
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/20/2004
The Knee Trembler by Lux Aeterna reviews
Hermione discovers that after a night of spectacular drunkeness she's pregnant with Draco's child. Witness the horror of well... everyone, count the number of people who pass out and behold the amusement of everybody else! Rated R for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 21,793 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/20/2004 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Change Of Heart by steffi-weffi16 reviews
Hermione has just found out that she isn't a muggle born anymore. she's a pureblood and she's betrothed to Draco Malfoy. Will they forget their differences and live happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,463 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Girl in the Middle by FiKA reviews
Money's tight. Really tight. So, when faced with financial problems, Hal and Lois rent out Francis' old room. But what happens when their tenant is a girl?
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/13/2004 - Published: 10/11/2004
Seven Days by Arrmaitee reviews
COMPLETE! (SLASH, PARODY) Virginal Draco Malfoy watches a mysterious raunchy homemade video, and then receives an owl indicating that he will be “deflowered in seven days,” unless he can first uncover the video’s sordid secrets.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,014 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Something About Girls by Bulma Greenleaf reviews
What if Saruman changed the whole Fellowship into girls? Read it in this story! HEEEEY! Chapter 10 is up! Please REVIEW!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,685 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/7/2004 - Published: 5/19/2003
Prey to Draco by Aquarine reviews
Harry has taken a liking to his worst enemy. A one, Mr. Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,386 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
From lessons to affair by Groovy Gurl reviews
Hermione asks Malfoy to teach her things she doesn't know how to do. This eventually leads them into a love affair they both enjoy. Rated R for constant sensuality. I'll be uploading new chapters so check back often, and please review. Thanks!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Truth by Tigerlily0688 reviews
Harry Potter Finds something that will help him in his relationship with Draco Malfoy. Why are things always harder than they seem?(HPDM slash)UPDATED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/20/2004 - Published: 7/21/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Harry Potter Maternity Ward by nemoleft reviews
An Mpreg wonderland! A wonderful humor fic which has an explanitory title. Rated for some inappropriate language and referances.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/2004
Middle Earth World by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Summary: Theme Park giant develops an amusement park based on the world of LOTR. Out of work after the ROTK, the 9 Walkers take jobs playing themselves. How will they survive the most dreaded enemies they have ever faced…tourists? COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/16/2004 - Published: 7/24/2004 - Complete
Unable to Breath by Dresden-Neville reviews
Legolas and Gimli have come back to gondor, to King Aragorn and Arwen. When they are there they go to explore a cave, but when the cave collapses Legolas and Gimli are stuck in there with barely any air. No slash, after ROTKduhand please review!D
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,452 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004 - Complete
Friend Or Foe? by theboxthatalwaysrox reviews
Draco saves Harry from a fate worse than anything you can imagine, and a bond is formed between him and Harry. HarryDraco. Chap11
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,854 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 6/21/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
All The World's Evils by Curiosity Kitten reviews
Work in progress. An old sketch causes Aragorn to recount a tale of his childhood to his thirteen-year-old son. WARNING: Perv comedy
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/10/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Aragorn, Elrohir
A Different Life by Vanima Bliss reviews
When a girl goes through a traumatizing experience, she suddenly finds herself in a different world. Yes, another 'girl falls into ME' fic. NOT A MARY-SUE, though romance pursues....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,441 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004 - Legolas
RockaBye, Baby by VirginSuicide reviews
SLASH! Draco is turned into a child and Harry has no choice but to look after him. Will Harry survive? DMHP in later chapters. RR
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,806 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 8/4/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Draco M., Harry P.
Trapped in WalMart by Blonde Archer reviews
The Fellowship plus Faramir, Arwen and Eowyn go to Wal-Mart so Gandalf can buy his polka CD, but they end up staying longer than they expected! CHAPTER 10 IS NOW UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,470 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 2/10/2004
To Make A Choice by Isildwen reviews
This story is about Aragorn and Legolas, their friendship and love, how they grow up and find their own places and roles. Very fluffy AL. Completed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 92,043 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 2/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
My Love for You by Dracona Amelior Malfoy reviews
Harry and Draco have a secret. No one knows about them. What happens when Draco wants more? mpreg. Chapter 15 is now up. PLEASE REVIEW!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,654 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 1/25/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Orion by kawaiikitsune90 reviews
Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy are paired together for Sex Ed at Hogwarts. There are memory spells, births, and who knows what else. WARNING: YAOI! HPDM Mpreg RR! Don't like Yaoi don't read it!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,701 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 1/4/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love hath no boundaries by thawritah1 reviews
Ginny and Hermione have a new relationship, Harry and Draco just went public...but everyone's talking....Is Hermione and Ginny's love strong enuf to get them through a really tought time or will they fall like everyone expects!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,677 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Thranduil: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Allocin reviews
Thinking of purchasing a THRANDUIL for help around the home? Here's all you need to know to keep your woodelf serviced and servicable.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2004 - Complete
pretty little things by London Lorilie reviews
Legolas meets a whimsical creature deep in the forest…a wood sprite. What ever will he do with her? Het LegolasOFC
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Legolas
Tell Me a Tale by Yxonomei reviews
A bedridden Will makes Jack tell him tales. (Slash, raunchy humor, mild bashing of the use of OCs)
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,103 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004
Disparity by DaDomz reviews
AU. See all those fics where they aren't Wizards but high school kids and Harry's the loser and Draco's the popular jock? Well, this time, Harry's the self-declared social reject rebel and Draco's the popular brat who's on a mission. UPDATE 01-01-04
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,361 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/31/2003 - Published: 10/26/2003 - Harry P., Draco M.
Elf at Hogwarts by Bunny Wigglesworth reviews
AU! Legolas was sucked into a portal that transported him to Hogwarts. He has to stay there for 5 months and teach archery. Harry's got a massive crush on him and Draco's very furious while in Middle Earth, Aragorn's very worried. COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,497 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/22/2003 - Published: 1/29/2003 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Radical Dreamers by Nemesi reviews
Prince Estel of Gondor must wed the heir of Thranduil, the Morning Star of Mirkwood. A group of warriors sets out to retrieve it and escort it to Gondor for the ceremony. What have Strider the Ranger and Legolas the servant have to do with it?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,390 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2003 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Aragorn, Legolas
Feanor: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Zimraphel reviews
Now you can finally have your very own Noldorin genius. Based on Theresa Green's LOTR Owner's Manual series, authored with her permission, the spirit of Fire can now be yours.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,311 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2003
Weasley, You Idiot! by Sheila B reviews
Draco has bad news for Ron. SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,750 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2002 - Published: 2/15/2002 - Draco M., Ron W.
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Wish You Weren't Here reviews
Here it is THE SEQUEL TO ROAD TRIP! Harry and Draco, now 19 are taking a holiday abroad alone, but as I'm sure we all know, that's not going to last very long! The return of our fav. Camp!Flamboyant!Bottom!Draco! R&R! Full summery inside!NEW CHAPTER!lEMON
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,409 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 12/18/2009 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Harry P., Draco M.
Road Trip reviews
AU,Slash,het,OOCness.Sirius is getting married in Italy so Harry,Hermione,Ron,Blaise,Pansy and Draco decide to drive over there.it will take a week, and a lot can happen in a week.BETTER SUMMERY INSIDE HPDM, RWPP, BZHG. Chapter 13, COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 44,033 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Paint, or Something Like it reviews
HD, MAJOR SMUT WARNING! Harry and Draco go paint shopping! And on a Sunday no less, but you know our boys ... can't keep their hands to themselves! And I know I've used 'Colour' and not 'Color', I'm European!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Francis' Odyssey reviews
Francis knows he's gay, but his family dosn't, what happens when he brings home a boyfriend ... who grew up in Bel Air? CHAPTER 5 FINALLY OUT AND UPDATED! PLEASE R&R! ON HOLD SORRY!
Malcolm in the Middle - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,025 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/25/2005 - Published: 9/10/2004
Frodo Baggins: an autobiography reviews
(rated R for cursing and some adult content) what if Frodo kept a diary? I took that idea and changed it into a shameless parody! funny in a weird sort of way, good if you want a laugh. please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,591 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/22/2004 - Published: 8/20/2004