HELLO PEOPLE OF FANFICTION!!!! I don't know about you but I don't like sharing a lot of stuff about myself but I will

I am new to fan fiction so if my stories are crummy bear with me.

my writing method might be different than most people. what I mean is, I will use word document to write my stories first and then copy and paste them then post. I am currently working on about 4 stories right now that I think are awesome!!!

I am a girl, incase you were wondering

I will be working one piece stories only for now, but if I get interested in another anime I will try and write a story for that one.

I am a laid back person that goes with the flow, I don't care what people say about me, I love playing games and skateboarding, but most of all, I cant seem to get off this damn computer!!!
well that's it for now I guess, if you really want to see my stories, just have patience and wait.

also, I do believe I forgot to say when me birthday is XD it is February 10, people!!

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted "Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded...

Most girls; Are cheerleaders

Other girls; Are captain of the football team

Most girls; Cry, bitch and stuff themselves with chocolate for a week after their boyfriend breaks up with them

Other girls; Put a sign on their ex-boyfriends back that says; "Never gonna get any"

Most girls: Learn how to bake bread and cakes from their mom

Other girls; Learn how to Barbecue from their dad.

Most girls; Play with dolls with their sister

Other girls: Play video games with their brother

Most girls; Have fits and plan revenge

Other girls: Play pranks

Most girls; Slap people

Other girls: Punch people

Most girls; Become anorexic and shove their fingers down their throats

Other girls; Would down a whole bag of Potato chips and not give a crap

Most girls; Would think this was garbage

Other girls: Would copy and paste this

I challenge someone to make an mpreg ( yes, I am into those) about Luffy and Ace. luffy somehow ( the reason is up to you) gets pregnant with his and Aces child. Ace decides to stay and support luffy through his pregnancy, labor(must be a natural birth and involve luffy being in pain and lots of screaming, I am sadistical), and raising the child. THIS FANFIC CANNOT CONTAIN FEM!LUFFY NO MATTER WHAT!!!! (the person who originally accepted this has no longer found inspiration. so, SOMEBODY PLEASE ACCEPT THIS!!) PM me if you accept.

'Girls Don't Realize These Things [Cause if you make your friend/ Boyfriend feel this way Ace will burn your house down I'll help him!]: (this is so deep thank you who ever made this!)

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect
not to sleep with you when you were drunk

I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough
to "satisfy" your wants

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things [Cause if you make your friend/ Boyfriend feel this way Ace will burn your house down I'll help him!]

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.

When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.

When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.

When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.

When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.

When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.

When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.

When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.

When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.

When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.

When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents became to children.

Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.

If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

Meaning of color and your birthday

FOR ALL THOSE CRAZY PEOPLE:

When in doubt, push random buttons!

There are three kinds of people. Those who learn by reading, a few who learn by observation, and the rest who have to test the electric fence for themselves.

Why be difficult, when with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Some people are like Slinky's. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Don't knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run--he hates that.

Best excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

Dear math, I am not a therapist, solve your own problems.

When life gives you lemons, keep them cause hey, free lemons.

Hard work pays off in the future, laziness pays off now.

I have not yet begun to procrastinate.

Sometimes I wonder "Why is the Frisbee getting bigger?" then, it hits me.

I don't suffer from insanity . . . I enjoy every minute of it.

WARNING: Do NOT walk in my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls and off the occasional cliff.

There are three kinds of people in the world: those that can count, and those that can't.

The world is full of crazy people. They made me their leader.

You're just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us.

Slinky escalator = endless fun

People tell me I'm weird and I say "You just figured that out?"

Best friends are the people that know all about you and still put up with you.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I dream of a better tomorrow- where chickens can cross roads and not have their motives questioned.

I don't have a short attention span, I just - ooh, a kitty!

I'm not insane . . . I just do whatever the voices tell me to.

I don't obsess; I think intensely.

At my lemonade stand, I used to give the first glass free and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

The statistics of insanity is that one in every four Americans is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If it's not them, it's you.

The buddy system is essential to survival; it gives the enemy something else to shoot at.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.

Whoever said words don't hurt never got hit by a dictionary.

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

I do not deny everything.

Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago.

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

My imaginary friend thinks you have some serious mental problems.

I'm not lost, I'm exploring.

Last night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars and I thought . . . WHERE THE HECK IS THE CEILING?

If your somewhere where everybody is panicked, except you, chances are you don't fully understand the situation.

God made man before woman, because true artist makes a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Duck tape is like the Force, it has a light side and a dark side, and it keeps the world together!

Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one?

Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'! Unless you wanna slam a revolving door, that's not going to happen.

I don't smoke, there are cooler ways to die. (Such as jumping of the Empire State Building yelling 'I believe I can fly!').

I didn't fall over, I was testing gravity. It still works.

Whoever said nothing was impossible, obviously never tried to slam through a concrete wall.

It takes real skill to trip over empty air.

Voldemort had a flat face because he ran into the wrong wall at the station.

I click my pen when I'm bored... or just to annoy the teacher.

Boys are like trees, they take 50 years to grow up

Most learn from observation. Some learn from experimentation. Then there are those who touch the fire to see if it's hot.

Be a rebel! Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Yes, I hit like a girl. You could to if you tried a bit harder!

Don't take life too seriously, no one gets out alive.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let life wonder how you did it.

Awkward moment when its quiet and you're eating something crunchy.

Awkward moment when you trip up the stair's... in public.

Some people are only alive because it is illegal to kill them.

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

I would agree with you but then we both be wrong.

You don't have to live forever, you just have to live.

A wise man once said, "I don't know- go ask a woman."

Your situations/circumstances do not define you.

"Who's more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?"

We are all born equal, but some are more equal than others.

"It's not how often you fall...it's how quickly you stand back up."

No one gets a second chance at life, that's what makes it so precious and so important.

I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones.

If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.

If you laugh I will laugh. If you cry I will cry, and if you jump of a cliff I will laugh harder.

Instead of a sign that says "Do Not Disturb" I need one that says "Already Disturbed Proceed With Caution."

Sanity? I never had such a useless thing to begin with!

Everyone brings happiness to this house: Some in coming, some in leaving.

Determination: The feeling you get before you do something extremely stupid.

Today, I thought about the phrase "revenge is sweet" and then thought about the phrase, "revenge is a dish best served cold." I have now come to the conclusion that revenge is ice cream.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

I am a nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

The trouble with real life is that there's no background music.

My friends (and I) are the type of people who spend all day trying to drown a fish.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if this made you laugh or if you are like this sometimes. *cough cough crazy cough cough* (i am proud of being crazy :P)

About six years ago, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this and din't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer t repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but 5 hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of he night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.

Even Google her name- you'll find this to be true

(sorry, i'm very paranoid about these kinds of things... darn it, dad!)