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Author has written 13 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

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- Please don't curse me out randomly. It confuses me above all else.

- Yes, I actually am a very average Canadian. Average in everything actually. Hence my author name.

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As Long as We're Together: The Price of Freedom by TheWritingManiac reviews
In March of 1774, Perseus Jackson, an officer in the British army, bumps into Annabeth Chase, a young Loyalist girl in Boston. But when Percy begins helping Annabeth secretly gather information for the Patriots, can she help win freedom for the colonies, even at the cost of her own life? Can the two of them work together to save the Revolution? Percabeth Revolutionary War AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 97,071 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 379 - Updated: 3/7/2020 - Published: 10/20/2016 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
The Art of Rain by south.stars reviews
-When the rain falls, and the flowers are hard to find... look a little harder- Percy Jackson is the towns muck-up (it's bad luck, he swears). Annabeth Chase is the golden child, but she holds secrets and a past that haunts her every day. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,084 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 1/24/2018 - Published: 1/6/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
The Neighbor by ShallISayMore reviews
Percy is Malcolm's best friend. Annabeth is Malcolm's younger sister. Nothing good can ever come out of that pairing. In which, Annabeth is in love with her brother's best friend, and he may be a little bit in love with her too. Two-shot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,106 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/14/2017 - Published: 6/30/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Malcolm - Complete
Something, Anything by oh.gods reviews
"Because it's about you, you jerk!" "Then tell me why you're upset with me!" In which Annabeth gets unreasonably mad at Percy because why can't he just make a move already? Do something!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
The Book Nook by Aria Taylor reviews
"What?" he said in a teasing tone. "Am I distracting you with my gorgeous body?" She offered the boy an indifferent shrug. "No, the amount of stupid radiating off of you is threatening to choke me." OR, Annabeth has a secret and Percy is the spawn of Satan. AU. One-shot. Percabeth. Nominee for the Multifandom Award.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 53,716 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/8/2016 - Published: 1/24/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
City Girl, Country Boy by SoDeSi47 reviews
Actress Annabeth Chase wants desperately to get the part in an upcoming movie. The only problem is the character has to know how to ride horses, and Annabeth doesn't. So she goes to a ranch in Colorado for the summer to learn. However, when the rancher's son happens to be a sea-green eyed boy who could make supermodels drool, her plans—and her feelings—are thrown into disarray.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,256 - Reviews: 1046 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 1/8/2016 - Published: 4/28/2015
All That Glitters Is Gold by SomethingMoreCreative reviews
Percy and Annabeth are best friends, but as swim season and the end of Senior Year approaches, they have to figure out what their feelings are for each other, especially as Percy considers a school that's a thousand miles away from home. Or, the one where Percy and Annabeth are meant to be together, and nothing can get in their way. Written for the pjohoominibang on tumblr.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,915 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 694 - Follows: 156 - Published: 1/7/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] - Complete
The Most Important Sacrifices by Aria Taylor reviews
Percy Jackson steals. His three-year-old half-sister is sick and only the medicine he steals is keeping her alive. When his parents' money runs out and he gets close to getting caught, he pulls his greatest heist ever: the princess. Annabeth Chase rebels. Her parents drown her in suitors, and she hates every single one. Her latest suitor could be the one...until he kidnaps her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 166,054 - Reviews: 1293 - Favs: 1,524 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 10/20/2015 - Published: 12/1/2013 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
25 Ways to Prank Octavian by Empty Thoughts reviews
They've had enough with Octavian so what do they do? They prank him! Twenty five times too.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 38,446 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Octavian
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I Would (Literally) Die For You reviews
Annabeth knew she was doomed the moment she burped up a small glass-like heart filled with stars. She was a soulmate. Percy Jackson's soulmate. Goode's bad-boy, heart throb and popular mess wasn't just her life-long enemy but her best friend's life-long crush. How could the universe be so wrong? If she didn't bond with him, she'd die. So she guessed she'd die then. Soulmate AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 115,808 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 1/22 - Published: 9/23/2022 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Lavender Oceans reviews
Calm. Serene. Sharp. These were the qualities only the best assassins had. Emotion had no place in your life if you were aiming for the top of the food chain. Percy Jackson had a better grip on this than others, that's what made him the deadliest. Friends? Family? Don't be ridiculous. Those things were forbidden. All until he's hired to take down an impossible blonde. AU. Language.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 51,540 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 9/23/2022 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.]
Genies are JERKS reviews
Annabeth could've been made into half a dozen different things so why the huick was she a fish? And then everyone isn't who they say they are. Leo's on fire. Percy actually has parents, how rude. Piper has a problem chasing rabbits, and WHY is Hazel ALWAYS being so darn creepy? Annabeth picked a bad year to mess with a Genie. Percabeth. AU. Crackfic?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 9/23/2022 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Jason G.
Faint Hearts Never Won Fair Lady reviews
Under a corrupt King, the land of Genousa has fallen on hard times. The poor's only hope is the quick-witted outlaw nicknamed 'The Raven'. Percy hadn't intended for his thieving to get so far. He's only a romantic idiot trying to get the girl he loves to love him back. OR the one where Percy has stolen just about everything, except for Annabeth's heart. Oneshot. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,433 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/25/2022 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Piper M., Jason G. - Complete
You Just Don't Get It reviews
Four drabbles about Percy's inability to make Annabeth understand what he's trying to tell her.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/10/2022 - Published: 9/23/2022 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Forgotten Paradise reviews
"Percy?" "Hmm?" "We're going to be friends for ever... right?" she asked hopefully, not letting the anxious look come across her face. "Of course." Percy smiled easily. At that moment, it was almost as if fate was chuckling darkly at them. Two kids in a rowboat dreaming of the unknown future. The inky ominous future that would tear them apart and fiddle with their heart strings. AU
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 209,441 - Reviews: 2159 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 899 - Updated: 9/23/2022 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Rachel D.
Useless Wings reviews
Everyone is born with a pair of wings. Tiny fluttering things that wouldn't be able to support anything larger than a turkey. Flimsy and weak. Sometimes wilting or growing stubby and scruffy. Annabeth's wings always seemed so pointless to her. She couldn't fly, nobody could. Or at least that's what she thought, until a certain green eyed boy was hovering above her. AU. Percabeth.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,920 - Reviews: 968 - Favs: 660 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 8/21/2022 - Published: 12/17/2016 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Piper M.
Papercuts reviews
The one where Percy's been in love with his best friend since high school and now that she's getting a divorce, he might finally get the girl for once in his life OR the one where Annabeth is convinced her best friend, Percy, is gay and tries to set him up. (Slow burn you guys. VERY slow burn.)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,053 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 3/8/2022 - Published: 4/26/2018 - Annabeth C., Percy J.
Seriously reviews
"What the hell! What type of girl carries around pepper spray?" he cried. I smirked smugly even though he couldn't see it. "A smart one you dingus." OR the one where Percy accidentally not accidentally handcuffs himself to Annabeth in order to get away from a cop and Annabeth ends up getting dragged through his life. Percabeth. AU. Two shot. Rated T for swearing and abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 122,088 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 8/4/2018 - Published: 3/24/2017 - [Percy J., Annabeth C.] Gabe U. - Complete
Trouble reviews
"Sorry Miss." the firefighter with the enchanting green eyes was holding in a chuckle. "We can only save lives, not destroy." Annabeth huffed from her perch on the counter in annoyance. "Can't you see I'm a damsel in distress? JUST KILL IT!" OR The one where firefighter Percy is called to an apartment where he finds a blonde chucking condiments at a spider. Percabeth. AU. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,080 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 143 - Published: 4/8/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Jason G. - Complete
Day Dreamers reviews
Best friends. That's what Percy and Annabeth were. BFF's. Much to Percy's disappointment, he wasn't Annabeth's BF instead of BFF. But when Percy and Annabeth are suddenly able to hear each others thoughts, Percy's put under the strain to hide what he really thinks of Annabeth. Or rather what he really feels and dreams about. AU. Percabeth. Oneshot.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,314 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/5/2017 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Much Love xoxo Mom reviews
Annabeth writes Letters to her new unborn baby. Sharing Percy and her excitement in her Baby Diary, from when they first find out to the birth of their new child. That is, until Hera intervenes bent on revenge for being humiliated by the famous demigods. Warning: Format is really messed up. Makes it a tad irritating to read.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 8/8/2014 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] [Paul B., Sally J.] - Complete
Broken and Left but Still Not Lost reviews
This is just a quick one shot on Calypso and what she felt as she waited for Leo to come back to her. What she did to pass to time and what she did to try and cure herself. It's old, so don't expect a 'great read' or anything.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Calypso - Complete