Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Buffy X-overs.
A Profile by Chicklepea
Welcome minions! You fortunate young whippersnappers have stumbled upon the magical and awe-inspiring place known as My Profile.
My Name: You may call me ‘Your Wonderfulness.’
My Age: Reluctantly Twenty; Mentally Eight
My Hobbies: Poking the elderly with sticks and planning world domination.
My Appearance: Perfect as always.
My Love: Myself.
Gather around my miniature ones, for I shall now reveal to you my all-time favourite quotes:
“I am your infant overlord. Surrender now or I’ll poop on your lap.” Stewie Griffin- Family guy.
“My mother never saw the irony in calling me the son of a bitch.” Jack Nicholson.“'You are drunk Sir Winston, you are disgustingly drunk. '
Yes, Mrs. Braddock, I am drunk. But you, Mrs. Braddock are ugly, and disgustingly fat. But, tomorrow morning, I, Winston Churchill will be sober.” Winston Churchill.
“’Mr.Churchill, if you were my husband, I’d poison your tea!’
And if you were my wife, I would drink it!” Winston Churchill.
“Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.” Mel Brooks.
Finally I invite you to my delightful forum. Feel special; I don’t just invite any old minion.
Whether you are old and wrinkly or just young and pimply the doors of our school will always be open.
The HPFWS is a creative place of learning offering information on every aspect of writing an accurate Harry Potter Fanfiction. So whether you are a wise with knowledge to impart, or are just seeking for knowledge on, say, muggle Britain, you will find The HPFWS has everything you could wish for. Even your very own evil overlord: yours truly.
And on a final note!
Leave me a review,
I’ll buy you an emu,
I’ll name it little Gary,
And you it will carry,
Through the land of emu-review.