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Joined 01-16-14, id: 5460436, Profile Updated: 07-18-17
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Labyrinth.

Update July 2017:

Hey guess what! "Play Cissy For Me" has gone through to the finals of the Granger Enchanted Survivors Awards 2017, under the "Mischief Managed" category for best recently completed fic. If you'd like to vote, you can copy-paste this link in your browser and remove the asterisks (*) h*t*tps://drive*.*google*.*com/drive/folders/0B3wiwGvGfgYMUVZKZWF4ZkZMWUE?usp=sharing

WIPs: I'm updating another Belonging To The Fog before I return to The Governess. Thank you for your patience! I will probably look at beginning the sequel to Play Cissy later in the year. I need to get a bit further ahead with my other stories first.

Thanks for your PMs! Always nice to hear from y'all :)

Hi everyone!

I hope you enjoy my stories! So far the feedback has been amazing - thanks so much to those who reviewed! It's an honour to have you along for the ride.

My writing varies quite a bit. I sometimes like to wallow in angst and pathos, but I also love all things humorous and ridiculous. Oh, and did I mention I love writing sex scenes? :D

I've tried to be extremely fussy with my editing, but if you spot any glaring errors feel free to PM me and I will fix them asap. (I use UK spelling as a rule, but the occasional US version of a word may slip through as I'm using an US spell-check. Don't ask me why.) Unfortunately I'm a slow updater, so consider yourself warned.

I have a lovely beta called StoryWriter831 who helps to keep me on track when I am in danger of straying off the path into lala land (a surprisingly frequent occurrence). She is a talented writer, so check out her unique fic "The Logic of Love (and Other Fallacies)."

I love feedback, so please leave a review or some (constructive) criticism. Please keep it civil, though! I respond to ALL reviews from registered users, and send loving vibes to guest reviewers. However, anonymous flames will be simply removed. I have a special contempt for over-entitled little oiks who anonymously spit their bile at authors who have spent hours of unpaid labour creating free content. "It's better to create something that others criticize, than to create nothing and criticize others."

To those of you who support, encourage, cheerlead or leave thoughtful concrit, thank you! I dedicate my stories to you.

Many thanks,

the artful scribbler

PS, find me as "the_artful_scribbler" on AO3, or "artful scribbler" on tumblr and Live Journal. Sadly, Granger Enchanted has now shut down, however there is a new spin-off facebook group called "Granger Enchanted Survivors" of which I am a member and active participant. The admins there are also working on building up a new Hermione-centric fanfiction platform called Hunting Horcruxes which includes a memorial archive of lost fics from Granger Enchanted, so check it out if you were a fan of the original site.

PPS, A thousand thanks to bloomsburry-dhazellouise for creating the book-cover design for Belonging to the Fog. You can see the cool gif version on my tumblr page, or on the first chapter on AO3.

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An Homage to Colin Creevey by Fragilereality reviews
"Colin Creevey, I dare you to go back into the castle and fight for Harry Potter." The second wizarding war from the point of view of the Creevey brothers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,574 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/7 - Colin C., Dennis C. - Complete
Prince by DrSallySparrow reviews
The people of the city love gold and silver; they love silks and fine jewels. But they love secrets best of all. PottGrass, Venetian AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,204 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 6/26 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Harry P., Daphne G.]
Ninety days of darkness by Fragilereality reviews
Voldemort was triumphant and Hermione Granger has been a prisoner in Malfoy Manor for three months. At Voldemort's behest she is engaged to a reluctant Lucius Malfoy. Hermione is not easily subjugated and ninety days in the dark can change a person beyond all recognition. AU. Rated M for sexual content and violence, as dark as I'm every likely to get - still not that dark!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,846 - Reviews: 260 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/17 - Published: 2/27 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Nothing Gold Can Stay by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Her dreams of him are always mute, silent as the falling snow.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17 - Rey, Kylo Ren/Ben Solo - Complete
The Catfish by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 129,229 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Messes by A Mermaid Called Crescent reviews
Three years ago, Jareth granted Sarah a certain wish. Now, all Sarah is left with is the bittersweet memory. Lemon.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/20 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Lucius Malfoy and the cursed virgin by Fragilereality reviews
After Lucius Malfoy heroically rescued Hermione Granger from a Death Eater attack in the British Library he (not so heroically) took her back to his own library and showed her a lot more than his etchings. PW(very little)P. Three shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,895 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/22 - Published: 2/17 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
ári by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Am I Bedelia now? she doesn't ask him as they sit in the drawing room in the evenings, Hannibal in velvet and silk and she with shiny pink scars in place of jewels. (alternate universe: genderswap. female Will Graham)
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/10 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Backwards by Fragilereality reviews
Hermione Granger, War Hero, Princess of Gryffindor, Order of Merlin first class longs to add Minster of Magic to her list of titles. Unfortunately her ongoing affair with ex-death eater and acquitted war criminal turned PR agent Lucius Malfoy might make the task even more challenging. Rated M for graphic sex and gratuitous swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,067 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 1/21 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Rise And The Fall by thestormreaper reviews
"It was supposed to be our story, and now it's a letter you might never receive... " It had been one moment of carelessness that decided their downfall. It had been a bit of blood and bravery and then they dragged each other to hell... and possibly back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 8/20/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Bellatrix L., Fenrir G.
Of Beasts And Men by camillablue reviews
"You see the desperation in that one's eyes? The one with the red fur. I placed my bets on her." Beneath the bloodied sand of the Colosseum, Abraxas Malfoy buys a new werewolf pet for his son, setting events in motion that neither he nor young Lucius are prepared for. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,696 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Lucius M.
Hic Sunt Dracones by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/6/2016 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Logic of Love (and Other Fallacies) by StoryWriter831 reviews
Jane not only picked her nose, but the Malfoys also witnessed her eating its contents; she used her sleeves in place of napkins; would belch loudly, especially at the dinner table; spilled food all over herself, the table, and the floor when she ate; frequently abandoned her cutlery altogether to pick at her meat and vegetables with her grimy fingers. My O.C. is not a Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,151 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2016 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Draco M., OC
The Dark Mage's Captive by Canimal reviews
"There are worse monsters out there than me. Perhaps you'd like me to introduce you to some?" Voldemort promised Hermione as a war prize to Antonin Dolohov for his bravery and loyalty following the Dark Lord's victory over Harry Potter. On the run for almost a year, when she is finally captured by the Death Eater she learns not everything in a postwar world is black or white.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 295,769 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 2/8/2016 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Antonin D.] Rabastan L., T. Rowle - Complete
Flesh of his Flesh by Laurielove reviews
A look at Jane and Edward's wedding night and the days following - their proper wedding night in Ch 38. They at last complete their relationship - mind, soul and body - and I convey Jane's feelings, details and all, of what that means to her. Mature, detailed content, yes, but written tastefully in keeping with the original, I hope. M readers only, please. Jane/Rochester
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/24/2015 - E. Rochester, Jane E. - Complete
The Silver Mage's Captive by Canimal reviews
Harry is dead and Hermione is alone. On the run from Death Eaters, she is captured one night by the last person she ever expected to be in a position to keep her safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,149 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Antonin D. - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1215 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,213 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Kid Glove by MissJJD reviews
"The soft kid of leather encircled her throat, squeezing and stroking the delicate flesh with devilish proficiency."... A very short Lucius/Hermione one shot with a slight kink and quite a bit of smut. MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Loop by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
She spins and she spins and she spins again. Nausea and vertigo and bone sharp fragments of time wedged deep behind her eyes. Then she rips him away. AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 14445 - Favs: 20,689 - Follows: 13,251 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Think I Know Enough of Hate… by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the prelude to battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
This Living Hand, Now Warm and Capable by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the aftermath of battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Fall of Man by obsessmuch reviews
You may not eat fruit from the tree in the middle of the garden, and you must not touch it, or you will die.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,474 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Atonement by crysta656 reviews
Is there every a way to atone for a lifetime of sins? His sins were many and his crimes great. There was no regret to his life, except for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3395 - Favs: 1,814 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
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Belonging To The Fog reviews
Hermione has lost herself. Her identity, her memory is now a complete blank, even down to her being a witch. She's a girl on the run. But she doesn't know what she's running from. She doesn't even know her own name. (Rated M for violence, language and sexual content. Written in the style of a Gothic Romance/Mystery. A little bit angsty, a little bit DARK.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 92,273 - Reviews: 444 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 6/23 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
The Governess reviews
Plain, obscure muggleborn orphan Hermione Granger leaves her sheltered home to become Governess for a wealthy wizarding family, and finds herself in a house full of long memories and dark secrets, drawn to its enigmatic Master as a moth to a flame. Historical romance AU Lumione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,698 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 5/24 - Published: 5/1 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Like Frost It Burns reviews
Every night he comes to her boudoir, every night she dances at his Masque, every night he gives her a gift...and every night he takes his revenge. Evil little Labyrinth one-shot. Dark!Jareth, Amnesiac!Sarah. Warning: dark themes including non-con. Mature readers only please!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Angst/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,650 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21 - [Jareth, Sarah] - Complete
An Acceptable Arrangement reviews
Hermione's husband is in debt to a certain wizard. She must pay off that debt at all costs. One-shot Lumione. Warning: A little dark! Dubcon, blackmail, adultery, manipulation. Mature readers only!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,365 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/7 - [Lucius M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Play Cissy For Me reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius ArrogantBastard!Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex... must be a Lumione smut-fic! Rated M for mmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 40,940 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 458 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
Play Cissy For Me (original one-shot version) reviews
ONE SHOT VERSION! (For peeps who don't read WIPs). Hermione accepts an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do a little detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. ...Polyjuice hijinks and shameless Lumione smut. Rated M for adult-only themes and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2016 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Marvellous Mr Scabior reviews
Tongue-in-cheek, one-shot Scabmione. Victorian London. Marcellus Schabeor has fallen on tough times. Gambling, drinking and some frankly idiotic speculative ventures have all but depleted his fortune. He's set himself up as The Marvellous Mr Scabior, entertaining half-cut muggles in a Broad Street dive revue in Soho. And all self-respecting illusionists need a charming assistant...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete