the artful scribbler
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Joined 01-16-14, id: 5460436, Profile Updated: 04-13-15
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone! I'm still a leeeetle bit of a fanfic novice, having only discovered it a year ago, but I'm now an avid convert to this world of never-ending possibilities. I'm currently fixated on all things LUMIONE.

I hope you enjoy my writing. So far the feedback has been amazing - thanks so much to those who reviewed! It's an honour to have you along for the ride.

My writing varies quite a bit. I sometimes like to wallow in angst and pathos, but I also love all things humorous and ridiculous. I'm not afraid of sex scenes, but I don't like cheap, trashy porn... sex deserves to be well-written, with passion and piquancy... there's far too much one-dimensional, exploitative material in the world that cheapens and degrades sex. And anyway, why settle for bland, artery-clogging fast-food when you can have a tender, full-flavoured, beautifully-cooked steak dinner? (asks the vegetarian ;P)

I've tried to be extremely fussy with my editing, but if you spot any irksome errors, feel free to let me know. (I use UK spelling as a rule, but the occasional US version of a word may slip through as I'm using an US spell-check. Don't ask me why.)

I have a lovely beta called Storywriter831 who helps to keep me on track when I am in danger of straying off the path into lala land (a surprisingly frequent occurrence).
I would LOVE your feedback, so please leave a review or some (constructive) criticism. Please try to be kind, though! I'm not made of iron. Any ideas for character or plot development will certainly be taken into consideration. Don't be shy :)

Many thanks,

the artful scribbler

PS I've also just started posting my work on Archive Of Our Own and Granger Enchanted, if you prefer to follow me there.

PPS I've decided to delete my first fanfiction "Shadows That In Darkness Dwell." When I wrote it I had literally only just discovered fanfiction, read a few pretty bad ones, and thought "I could do that better!" Of course, that was before I started to discover all the amazing, wonderful, complex fics out there. Although I still think it was a worthy first attempt, there were too many issues with the direction and plot (and lack thereof) that I feel need fixing before I would consider putting it up again. I'm sorry to those of you who favourited/followed it - let me know if you want me to work on it as a future project. If you really want a copy, I can send it to you as a docx, just PM me. xox artful


SOME LUMIONE FAVES:

Unfinished epic "Hungry Thirsty Crazy" by Sinister Papaya Fondue aka FlowersBecomeScreens
Finished small-but-perfectly-formed "Hic Sunt Dracones" by Sinister Papaya Fondue aka FlowersBecomeScreens (find the finished version on Granger Enchanted)
Finished epic "Eden" by Obsessmuch (of course)
Beautiful but tragic one-shots "Atonement" by crysta656 and "This Living Hand, Now Warm And Capabale" by Isola.
Unfinished comedy "Lucius At The Psychiatrist's Office" by Vercie Millitude.
In-progress sexy rom-com "The Catfish" by Miss Dasti.


thirty randoms:

I love AVACADOES
I believe that YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW
I am happy when I'M READING JANE AUSTEN
I need to GROW A THICKER SKIN
My dreams are USUALLY SET IN A CREEPY HOUSE
It is important to STAND UP FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES
I find CATS funny/hilarious
I am in love with MY HUSBAND because HE MAKES A PERFECT CUP OF TEA
I am concerned that COPPER PIPES ARE TURNING MY HAIR BLUE
I am conflicted by MIDDLE CLASS BLEEDING HEART GUILT
I am grieving about MY CITY, LOST TO AN EARTHQUAKE
I am angry that CORPORATE GREED AND MENDACITY RULES THE WORLD
I am fascinated by FOREIGN CULTURES AND COUNTRIES
I am thrilled by SHAKESPEARE'S WAY OF PUTTING THINGS
I am waiting until I DIE before I TRY TO PERSUADE OTHERS ABOUT WHAT COMES AFTER
I would like to be BETTER AT PLAYING THE PIANO
I am scared of EVERY SPIDER EVER. APART FROM CHARLOTTE
I like it when I MAKE SOMEBODY LAUGH
I hate it when I OVERCOOK THINGS
I have the strangest feeling that NOBODY REALLY CARES, INCLUDING ONE'S NEIGHBOURS
I cannot live without BOOKS, MUSIC, TEA AND KINDNESS
I find ARROGANCE ugly
I think KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES is silly
I am irritated by POINTLESS REMAKES OF CLASSIC FILMS AND SONGS
What few people realize about me is I SING OPERATIC ARIAS IN THE SHOWER
I find it easy to LAUGH AT MYSELF
I find it hard to REMEMBER THE NAMES OF CASUAL ACQUAINTANCES
I am tired of ROLLING BAD NEWS AND MANUFACTURED MUSIC
I hope that THE OZONE HOLE DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER
My destiny is ONE OF COMFORTABLY NUMB OBSCURITY, I IMAGINE


amazing experiences I'll never forget...

SINGING in St Mark's Basilica in Venice, Italy
SCOFFING scones in Zennor, UK
MEETING a real princess in Bucharest, Romania
MARVELLING at the Sagrada Familia in Barcelon, Spain
DRINKING too much Port in Porto, Portugal
PERFORMING with a choir in Peterhof Palace, St Petersburg, Russia
RUNNING AROUND Disneyland like a crazy five-year-old in Hong Kong, China
HANGING OUT with really friendly, totally random students in Bratislava, Slovakia
SLEEPING in a Bedouin tent in the Sahara Desert, south of Ouarzazate, Morocco

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Play Cissy For Me reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius ArrogantBastard!Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex... must be a Lumione smut-fic! Rated M for mmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,029 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Belonging To The Fog reviews
IN PROGRESS. Hermione has lost herself. Her identity, her memory is now a complete blank, even down to her being a witch. She's a girl on the run. But she doesn't know what she's running from. She doesn't even know her own name. (Rated M for adult themes including violence, strong language and sexual content.) Written in the style of a Gothic Romance/Mystery/Drama
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 59,635 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
The Marvellous Mr Scabior reviews
Tongue-in-cheek, one-shot Scabmione. Victorian London. Marcellus Schabeor has fallen on tough times. Gambling, drinking and some frankly idiotic speculative ventures have all but depleted his fortune. He's set himself up as The Marvellous Mr Scabior, entertaining half-cut muggles in a Broad Street dive revue in Soho. And all self-respecting illusionists need a charming assistant...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete