the artful scribbler
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Joined 01-16-14, id: 5460436, Profile Updated: 08-03-16
Author has written 4 stories for Harry Potter.

Hi everyone! I'm still a leeeetle bit of a fanfic novice, having only discovered it in 2014 (IKR? Must have been under a large rock my whole life!) but I'm now an avid convert to this world of never-ending possibilities. I'm predominately fixated on all things LUMIONE.

I hope you enjoy my writing. So far the feedback has been amazing - thanks so much to those who reviewed! It's an honour to have you along for the ride.

My writing varies quite a bit. I sometimes like to wallow in angst and pathos, but I also love all things humorous and ridiculous. I'm not afraid of sex scenes, but I don't like cheap, trashy porn... sex deserves to be well-written, with passion and piquancy...there's far too much one-dimensional, exploitative material in the world that cheapens and degrades sex. It shouldn't be an act. It should be an experience.

I've tried to be extremely fussy with my editing, but if you spot any irksome errors, feel free to let me know. (I use UK spelling as a rule, but the occasional US version of a word may slip through as I'm using an US spell-check. Don't ask me why.)

I have a lovely beta called StoryWriter831 who helps to keep me on track when I am in danger of straying off the path into lala land (a surprisingly frequent occurrence). She is a talented writer, so check out her unique fic "The Logic of Love (and Other Fallacies)."
I would LOVE your feedback, so please leave a review or some (constructive) criticism. Please try to be kind, though! I respond to ALL reviews and PMs from registered users.

Many thanks,

the artful scribbler

PS find me as "the artful scribbler" or "artful scribbler" on AO3, tumblr and Live Journal. Sadly, Granger Enchanted has now shut down, however there is a new spin-off facebook group for writers and readers of Hermione-centric fanfic called "Granger Enchanted Survivors" of which I am a member and active participant.

PPS A thousand thanks to bloomsburry-dhazellouise for creating the book-cover design for Belonging to the Fog. You can see the cool gif version on my tumblr page, or on the first chapter of BttF on AO3.


thirty randoms:

I love AVOCADOS
I believe that YOU REAP WHAT YOU SOW
I am happy when I'M READING JANE AUSTEN
I need to GROW A THICKER SKIN
My dreams are USUALLY SET IN A CREEPY HOUSE
It is important to STAND UP FOR THOSE WHO CANNOT STAND UP FOR THEMSELVES
I find CATS funny/hilarious
I am in love with MY HUSBAND because HE MAKES A PERFECT CUP OF TEA
I am concerned that COPPER PIPES ARE TURNING MY HAIR BLUE
I am conflicted by MIDDLE CLASS BLEEDING HEART GUILT
I am grieving about MY CITY, LOST TO AN EARTHQUAKE
I am angry that CORPORATE GREED AND MENDACITY RULES THE WORLD
I am fascinated by FOREIGN CULTURES AND COUNTRIES
I am thrilled by SHAKESPEARE'S WAY OF PUTTING THINGS
I am waiting until I DIE before I TRY TO PERSUADE OTHERS ABOUT WHAT COMES AFTER
I would like to be BETTER AT PLAYING THE PIANO
I am scared of EVERY SPIDER EVER. APART FROM CHARLOTTE
I like it when I MAKE SOMEBODY LAUGH
I hate it when I OVERCOOK THINGS
I have the strangest feeling that NOBODY REALLY CARES, INCLUDING ONE'S NEIGHBOURS
I cannot live without BOOKS, MUSIC, TEA AND KINDNESS
I find ARROGANCE ugly
I think KEEPING UP WITH THE JONESES is silly
I am irritated by SOULLESS REMAKES OF CLASSIC FILMS AND SONGS
What few people realize about me is I SING OPERATIC ARIAS IN THE SHOWER
I find it easy to LAUGH AT MYSELF
I find it hard to REMEMBER THE NAMES OF CASUAL ACQUAINTANCES
I am tired of ROLLING BAD NEWS AND MANUFACTURED MUSIC
I hope that THE OZONE HOLE DOESN'T GET ANY BIGGER
My destiny is ONE OF COMFORTABLY NUMB OBSCURITY, I IMAGINE
UPDATE: As of 2016 I've upgraded from vegetarian and I'm now a happy, healthy vegan! Yay for compassion for animals, and a cruelty-free world... one day... :3


amazing experiences I'll never forget...

SINGING in St Mark's Basilica in Venice, Italy
SCOFFING scones in Zennor, UK
MEETING a real princess in Bucharest, Romania
MARVELLING at the Sagrada Familia in Barcelon, Spain
DRINKING too much Port in Porto, Portugal
PERFORMING with a choir in Peterhof Palace, St Petersburg, Russia
EXPLORING the markets, mazes and monasteries of Hong Kong, China
RUNNING AROUND Disneyland like a crazy five-year-old in Los Angeles, US
HANGING OUT with really friendly, totally random students in Bratislava, Slovakia
SLEEPING in a Bedouin tent in the Sahara Desert, south of Ouarzazate, Morocco


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The Rise And The Fall by thestormreaper reviews
"It was supposed to be our story, and now it's a letter you might never receive... " It had been one moment of carelessness that decided their downfall. It had been a bit of blood and bravery and then they dragged each other to hell... and possibly back.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,512 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/6 - Published: 8/20 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] Bellatrix L., Fenrir G.
Of Beasts And Men by camillablue reviews
"You see the desperation in that one's eyes? The one with the red fur. I placed my bets on her." Beneath the bloodied sand of the Colosseum, Abraxas Malfoy buys a new werewolf pet for his son, setting events in motion that neither he nor young Lucius are prepared for. Ongoing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 99,696 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Lucius M.
Hic Sunt Dracones by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
Of no more use to Voldemort, both Lucius and Hermione are discarded into a game in which the stakes are much too high, and the prize uncertain. Written for the 2010 Lucius Big Bang
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 28,976 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/6 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
The Logic of Love (and Other Fallacies) by StoryWriter831 reviews
Jane not only picked her nose, but the Malfoys also witnessed her eating its contents; she used her sleeves in place of napkins; would belch loudly, especially at the dinner table; spilled food all over herself, the table, and the floor when she ate; frequently abandoned her cutlery altogether to pick at her meat and vegetables with her grimy fingers. My O.C. is not a Mary Sue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 145,151 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 11/21/2015 - [Narcissa M., Lucius M.] Draco M., OC
The Dark Mage's Captive by Canimal reviews
"There are worse monsters out there than me. Perhaps you'd like me to introduce you to some?" Voldemort promised Hermione as a war prize to Antonin Dolohov for his bravery and loyalty following the Dark Lord's victory over Harry Potter. On the run for almost a year, when she is finally captured by the Death Eater she learns not everything in a postwar world is black or white.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 295,927 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 504 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Antonin D.] Rabastan L., T. Rowle - Complete
Flesh of his Flesh by Laurielove reviews
A look at Jane and Edward's wedding night and the days following - their proper wedding night in Ch 38. They at last complete their relationship - mind, soul and body - and I convey Jane's feelings, details and all, of what that means to her. Mature, detailed content, yes, but written tastefully in keeping with the original, I hope. M readers only, please. Jane/Rochester
Jane Eyre - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,515 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/24/2015 - E. Rochester, Jane E. - Complete
The Catfish by Miss Dasti reviews
Hermione spends her days at the Ministry keeping an eye on pardoned criminals - a tedious task that has her dying of boredom, until it surfaces that Lucius Malfoy may be running a massive Dark market empire, and it falls to her to prove his guilt. And how else to do it, but with a dash of Polyjuice and a hair off Narcissa Malfoy? Really, what could go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 124,632 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/11/2015 - Published: 10/23/2014 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
The Silver Mage's Captive by Canimal reviews
Harry is dead and Hermione is alone. On the run from Death Eaters, she is captured one night by the last person she ever expected to be in a position to keep her safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,432 - Reviews: 677 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 8/28/2015 - Published: 6/9/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M., Antonin D. - Complete
Hungry Thirsty Crazy by Sinister Papaya Fondue reviews
The wizarding world is abuzz over a controversial new book by an anonymous author. Hermione accidentally discovers who that author is, and it might change her life - and his - forever...LM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 287,077 - Reviews: 1187 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 1,137 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Hermione G., Lucius M.
Kid Glove by MissJJD reviews
"The soft kid of leather encircled her throat, squeezing and stroking the delicate flesh with devilish proficiency."... A very short Lucius/Hermione one shot with a slight kink and quite a bit of smut. MATURE READERS ONLY PLEASE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/19/2015 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Loop by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
She spins and she spins and she spins again. Nausea and vertigo and bone sharp fragments of time wedged deep behind her eyes. Then she rips him away. AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Hermione G., Remus L. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 48 - Words: 278,881 - Reviews: 13564 - Favs: 17,859 - Follows: 12,261 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Think I Know Enough of Hate… by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the prelude to battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
This Living Hand, Now Warm and Capable by NoFootprintsInSand reviews
Hermione and Lucius and the aftermath of battle. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,364 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
Atonement by crysta656 reviews
Is there every a way to atone for a lifetime of sins? His sins were many and his crimes great. There was no regret to his life, except for her.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Eden by obsessmuch reviews
An obsession that destroys everything it touches.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 50 - Words: 265,457 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 12/15/2009 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Hermione G., Lucius M. - Complete
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Play Cissy For Me reviews
Hermione takes advantage of an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do some detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius ArrogantBastard!Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. Power dynamics, sexual politics, polyjuice hijinks and plenty of hot, angry sex... must be a Lumione smut-fic! Rated M for mmmm...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,559 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Belonging To The Fog reviews
Hermione has lost herself. Her identity, her memory is now a complete blank, even down to her being a witch. She's a girl on the run. But she doesn't know what she's running from. She doesn't even know her own name. (Rated M for violence, language and sexual content. Written in the style of a Gothic Romance/Mystery. A little bit angsty, a little bit DARK.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,671 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 4/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.]
Play Cissy For Me (original one-shot version) reviews
ONE SHOT VERSION! (For peeps who don't read WIPs). Hermione accepts an invite to the Malfoys' ball to do a little detective work on the ever slippery and shady Lucius Malfoy. But things do not go to plan. Not even remotely. ...Polyjuice hijinks and shameless Lumione smut. Rated M for adult-only themes and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22 - [Hermione G., Lucius M.] - Complete
The Marvellous Mr Scabior reviews
Tongue-in-cheek, one-shot Scabmione. Victorian London. Marcellus Schabeor has fallen on tough times. Gambling, drinking and some frankly idiotic speculative ventures have all but depleted his fortune. He's set himself up as The Marvellous Mr Scabior, entertaining half-cut muggles in a Broad Street dive revue in Soho. And all self-respecting illusionists need a charming assistant...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/20/2014 - Hermione G., Scabior - Complete