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Joined 01-19-14, id: 5466460, Profile Updated: 10-02-15
Author has written 2 stories for Naruto, and Bleach.


I go under the title hakon2feb, and since I'm not one of those mysterious dark persons in anime, I can tell you all that it is my first name and the date of my birth. There, are you happy now that you know my not so dark secret? I'm not sure if anyone I know is on this site, but those i do know is only a small crowd, so they probably won't recognize me :p

As I write this, my current age is 22(Captains log: Stardate: 08.06.2014(Europeean date, not American)(Yes I have watched Star Trek, sue me)).

My hair colour is blonde, but not the straw yellow or almost white blonde. As a guy I would say my hair is light brown, but my mother knows these things and tells me my hair is way to light to be brown.

My eye colour changes depending on who I ask, but personally, I think it is bluegray only it's not very blue, and it's not very gray either :p I do have a dark circle around my irises, so if anyone are into genes then you know what that means.

My height isn't much to bragg about, since i'm standing at 1,75m. Since I'm a male, that means I'm quite short. I can't help it, unless i bought some of those shoes that were used in the band Kiss and I hear they are expensive. I blame my little brother for soaking up all the tall genes from my dad :p

Also, my first language isn't English(and I should probably have mentioned this earlier), so I will do my best while writing, but don't expect perfection. I will bet some people cringe when they read this(Who am i kidding, noone read this) and think my sentence structure, wording and punctuation is horrible. I can asure you that it is not intentional. I am not a writer, i got average grades for writing, and if I do write anything then it is purely for amusement.

I have only recently started reviewing stories i have read. Which means, i might have read your story without reviewing, and for that i am sorry. I will try to fix this by rereading alot of the stories i have favorited.

I'm attending university, and finishing the first year as we speak. I'm trying to get a degree in biology, and hope to become a teacher when I'm done. I probably shouldn't tell, but did you guys know there are so many weird creatures out there? I mean, if you knew about them all, then most people would go insane(not that i have anything against insane people(I actually think I myself might be a bit insane)). So yeah. Lots of creatures, which are enought to blow your mind.

I have not written any stories as of yet, but hopefully i will be able to in the near future.

I am writing my first story as we speak. It's a Naruto/Bleach crossover in the Bleach universe. If you are checking out my profile, i'm sure you have atleast seen my fic in passing, since there is no reason to check my profile for anything else. (Unless you want to see the 100 rules of anime...)

Also, I should mention, I will mostly be writing Naruto or Naruto crossovers, since I have done most research on that.

Be aware that i don't mind any particular pairing(I never read Yaoi, and don't really plan to start(And i don't hate gay people. In fact i went to class for 4 years with someone who was gay, and I didn't mind that at all.))

I like constructive criticisme, and if I have made some misstake then please inform me. What i don't like is flamers and people who read a fic just to make a hate review. My fic, my rules! If you don't like the pairing, you don't like that person x died, or you don't like my writing. That's fine. I can't make you like me(Someone will always hate this or that), but if you can't stand my fic then why read it in the first place?

If you have nothing better to do then flame my fic, of post hate review after hate review, then find a showel and start digging a pool in your yard.

I will try to answere any reviews i get(in the future), but flamers and haters will be asked to wash their mouth with buckshots.

Ok, so over to my likes.

I collect knives. (Yikes, it's one of those slasher people, who go around at night and kill people. They then deposit them in their freezer for later consumption or experimentation) Yeah, I'm not that kind of person. I went to the army for a year, and I think that sobered me up. Also, I haven't bought knives for quite a while, and don't have money for it, so a relapse would be difficult at this time.

I like manga and anime. I have a huge list of recomended stuff that i might or might not get to see. What I have seen(either read, watched or both) is Bleach, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, Swordart Online, Tower of God, Pokemon, Digimon, Beyblade, Yu gi oh, Duel Masters, One Piece, Dragonball. I don't care if you think some(if not all) of those are shit. They all have an important message to the watcher, and i'll be damned if someone talks down on that.

I like my family. I have a younger brother and sister(Which means I am the oldest). This lead to me having a greater responsebility in taking care of my siblings, and also made me care for them more. Both my parents are alive and well, and I still have 3 grandparents who all live happy lives. I have 3 pairs of aunts and uncles. 2 of those pairs have 3 kids each and whenever we get together we all have a good time. I don't live with my family because of my study and my brother also moved out while he is working as an aprentice.

I like my study field. Biology is an awesome subject to study, and it has great diversity. Learning about all the species of the earth, both plants and animals alike.

I like that universitys are free where I come from. So the only money I owe is the money i use to pay rent where I live.(I do have money saved up, but I'd rather keep it saved up untill I find a house I can buy(The money i use to pay rent is from a scholarship that is basically 60% loans if i can pass all my exams))

Over to my dislikes(Yeah, I know i sound like Kakashi).

I dislike how some education systems work. Especially those who don't encourage independant thinking. Sure i can see that there might be problems with that, but do we really want a generation with stupid people who only ever say the same things over and over? A day of recconing is comming, I tell you. A day where we discard knowledge just because living in a lie is so much more comfortable. A day when you can play the movie "Idiocracy" and people will think it's a documentary on how we live now. Should that day come in my lifetime, I will try my best to ridd the world of the abomination we have become (WHO IS WITH ME?!!). Sadly, the "stupid" gene is spreading, so I encourage every smart person out there to breed like rabbits. To all those with the "stupid" gene, use protection or you will get AIDS and herpes.

I dislike how the humans are draining the planet of all its resources. I fear there might come a day when large wars are fought over something as trivial as clean water. And I also fear that those wars might be neccesary in order to reduce the population of the human race.

I dislike the time it takes for ramen to get done (Yes i know i stole that one from Naruto(But seriously, if I said that I owned the letter "E" you wouldn't pay me to use it anymore than any fanfic writer pays to write their stuff)).

As for my dreams for the future.

I hope to become a teacher, so i might help the next generation realise their potential.

I plan to invent complete invisibility(which should work on both infrared, visible spectre aswell as ultraviolet.) and i plan on taking all the credit for it (Mohahaha).

I hope I will be able to end the human race if the stupidity level rises over 9000 (Yes i took that one from Dragonball Z).

Also, i hope that cocoa beans(Used to make chocolate) never go extinct. Mostly because all menn must then fear the wrath of every female one time each month(And because chocolate is delicious).

Here i would like to put some random stuff, things that bug me about anime/manga/games, and other deep questions,
like why the toast always lands with the butter side down.

So one of the things i have noticed is that when swords/axes/knives etc(objects with sharp edges). are used to block melee attacks,
it is always tha flat of the blad that is used, while when fighting someone who uses his own edged weapon both the edge and the flat
can be used. Now we do know that the edge of a blade can be used to deflect/cut bullets without any problems, so why can't
the same principle be used during fighting? Let your enemy injure himself by hitting the edge of your blade, and make the fight that
much easier.

How do they measure time in the Star Wars univers? With so many planets explored, i find it hard to believe that they would use
our good old minutes, hours and days, since those measurements are taken from dividing the length of a day on earth.

Why is it that old men allways keep vital information back from the main characters? I mean, if you might end up facing a deadly foe
in a few years, then wouldn't it be better to train while you can and not just in the last minute? Things like new training regiments and
badass trainers usually show up just days before the showdown, just to dissapear when the fight is over.

100 Rules of Anime(I didn't make this, but the owner has allowed everyone to use it as they see fit(Credits at the bottom))

The laws of Anime is a growing list of physical, universal, and natural phenomenon that seem to appear in various forms in all sorts of anime. The original intent was an effort to classify these incidents into a list of "laws" that explained how Anime physics are different from our own (real?) world. It is our hope that you find them useful to studying Anime, or at the very least, worth a good chuckle.

#1 - Law of Metaphysical Irregularity- The normal laws of physics do not apply.

#2 - Law of Differential Gravitation- Whenever someone or something jumps, is thrown, or otherwise is rendered airborne, gravity is reduced by a factor of 4. Some things have been known to "Float" for a few seconds before plummeting to hit the ground, vehicle, or someone’s cranium.

#3 - Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics- In space, loud sounds, like explosions, are even louder because there is no air to get in the way.

#4 - Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion- In space, constant thrust equals constant velocity.

#5 - Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion- The larger a mechanical device is, the faster it moves, Armoured Mecha are the fastest objects known to human science.

#6 - Law of Temporal Variability- Time is not a constant. Time stops for the hero whenever he does something "cool" or "impressive". Time slows down when friends and lovers are being killed and speeds up whenever there is a fight.

#7 - First Law of Temporal Mortality- "Good Guys" and "Bad Guys" both die in one of two ways - either so quick they don’t even see it coming, OR it’s a long drawn out affair where the character gains much insight to the workings of society, human existence or why the toast always lands butter side down. NOTE: Sometimes, Anime heroes or villains never really die! In these rare cases they were a clone or cyborg and the real hero/villain’s suspiciously missing in "Malletspace", or something.

#8 - Second Law of Temporal Mortality- It takes some time for bad guys to die... regardless of physical damage. Even when the "Bad Guys" are killed so quickly they don’t even see it coming, it takes them a while to realize they are dead. This is attributed to the belief that being evil damages the Reality Lobe of the brain.

#9 - Law of Dramatic Emphasis- Scenes involving extreme amounts of action are depicted with either still frames or black screens with a slash of bright color (usually red or white).

#10- Law of Dramatic Multiplicity- Scenes that only happen once, for instance, a "Good Guy" kicks the "Bad Guy" in the face, are seen at least 3 times from 3 different angles.

#11- Law of Inherent Combustibility- Everything explodes. Everything. First Corollary- Anything that explodes bulges first. Second Corollary- Large cities are the most explosive substances known to human science. Tokyo in particular seems to be the most unstable of these cities, sometimes referred to as "The Matchstick City".

#12- Law of Phlogistatic Emission- Nearly all things emit light from fatal wounds.

#13- Law of Energetic Emission- There is always an energy build up (commonly referred to as an energy "bulge") before Mecha or space craft weapons fire. Because of the explosive qualities of weapons, it is believed that this is related to the Law of Inherent Combustibility.

#14- Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude- The destructive potential of any object/organism is inversely proportional to its mass.
First Corollary- Small and cute will always overcome big and ugly. Also known as the A-Ko phenomenon.

#15- Law of Inexhaustibility- No one EVER runs out of ammunition. That is of course unless they are cornered, out-numbered, out-classed, and unconscious.

#16- Laws of Inverse Accuracy- The accuracy of a "Good Guy" when operating any form of firearm increases as the difficulty of the shot increases. The accuracy of the "Bad Guys" when operating firearms decreases when the difficulty of the shot decreases. (Also known as the Stormtrooper Effect) Example: A "Good Guy" in a drunken stupor being held upside down from a moving vehicle will always hit, and several battalions of "Bad Guys" firing on a "Good Guy" standing alone in the middle of an open field will always miss.
First Corollary- The more "Bad Guys" there are, the less likely they will hit anyone or do any real damage.
Second Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is faced with insurmountable odds, the "Bad Guys" line up in neat rows, allowing the hero to take them all out with a single burst of automatic fire and then escape.
Third Corollary- Whenever a "Good Guy" is actually hit by enemy fire, it is in a designated "Good Guy Area", usually a flesh wound in the shoulder or arm, which restricts the "Good Guy" from doing anything more strenuous than driving, firing weaponry, using melee weapons, operating heavy machinery, or doing complex martial arts maneuvers.
Fourth Corollary- The more times the "Bad Guy" fires, the fewer times he will hit.

#17- Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability- Minimei is a bimbo. (Note: The Minority Opposition in Ohio disagrees and thinks all men who like this stuff needs to get out more.)

#18- Law of Hemoglobin Capacity- the human body contains over 12 gallons of blood, sometimes more, under high pressure.

#19- Law of Demonic Consistency- Demons and other supernatural creatures have at least three eyes, loads of fangs, tend to be yellow-green or brown, but black is not unknown, and can only be hurt by bladed weapons. Also, acid has been known to work just as well...

#20- Law of Militaristic Unreliability- Huge galaxy-wide armadas, entire armies, and large war machines full of cruel, heartless, bloodthirsty warriors can be stopped and defeated with a single insignificant example of a caring/loving emotion or a song.
First Corollary- Whenever a single war machine (mecha, starship, etc.) goes up against an entire army, the army always loses.

#21- Law of Tactical Unreliability- Tactical geniuses aren’t...

#22 -Law of Inconsequential Undetectability- People never notice the little things... like missing body parts, or wounds the size of Seattle.

#23- Law of Juvenile Intellectuality- Children are smarter than adults. And almost twice as annoying.

#24- Law of Americanthromorphism- Americans in Anime appear in one of two roles, either as a really nasty skinny "Bad Guy" or a big stupid "Good Guy".
First Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the big dumb Americans are the American translators. (Sometimes referred to as the Green Line Effect)
Second Corollary- The only people who are more stupid than the American translators are the American editors and censors.
Third Corollary- Canadians are usually portrayed as smart, strong, handsome "Good Guys".

#25- Law of Mandibular Proportionality- The size of a person’s mouth is directly proportional to the volume at which they are speaking or eating.

#26- Law of Feline Mutation- Any half-cat/half-human mutation will invariably:
1) be female.
2) will possess ears and sometimes a tail as a genetic mutation.
3) wear as little clothing as possible, if any.

#27- Law of Conservation of Firepower- Any powerful weapon capable of destroying/defeating an opponent in a single shot will invariably be reserved and used as a last resort.

#28- Law of Technological User-Benevolence- The formal training required to operate a spaceship or mecha is inversely proportional to its complexity.

#29- Law of Melee Luminescence- Any being displaying extremely high levels of martial arts prowess and/or violent emotions emits light in the form of a glowing aura. This aura is usually blue for "Good Guys" and red for "Bad Guys". This is attributed to Good being higher in the electromagnetic spectrum than Evil.

#30- Law of Non-Anthropomorphic Antagonism- All ugly, non-humanoid alien races are hostile, and usually hell-bent on destroying humanity for some obscure reason.

#31- Law of Follicular Chromatic Variability- Any color in the visible spectrum is considered a natural hair color. This color can change without warning or explanation.

#32- Law of Follicular Permanence- Hair in anime is pretty much indestructible, and can resist any amount of meteorological conditions, energy emissions, physical abuse, or explosive effects and still look perfect. The only way to hurt someone’s hair is the same way you deal with demons... with bladed weapons!

#34- Law of Probable Attire- Clothing in anime follows certain predictable guidelines: Female characters wear as little clothing as possible, regardless of whether it is socially or meteorologically appropriate. Any female with an excessive amount of clothing will invariably have her clothes ripped to shreds or torn off somehow. If there is no opportunity to tear off aforementioned female’s clothes, then she will inexplicably take a shower for no apparent reason (also known as the Gratuitous Shower Scene). Whenever there is a headwind, Male characters invariably wear long cloaks that don’t hamper movement and billow out dramatically behind them.
First Corollary (Cryo-Adaptability)- All anime characters are resistant to extremely cold temperatures, and do not need to wear heavy or warm clothing in snow.
Second Corollary (Indecent Invulnerability)- Bikinis render the wearer invulnerable to any form of damage.
Third Corollary (Probable Attire permanence)- The clothing on the hero is indestructible. Their capes, robes, (and if they are girls,) skirts, dresses, bows, or any loose clothing will just flap when they are in the middle of a fire or ice attack... Unless it's a hentai. It is believed that the clothes are made out of Anime Character hair. (re. Laws 32 & 48)

#35- Law of Musical Omnipotence- Any character capable of musical talent (singing, playing an instrument, etc. Is automatically capable of doing much more "simple" things, like piloting mecha, fighting crime, stopping an intergalactic war, and so on... especially if they’ve never attempted these things before.

#36- Law of Quintupular Agglutination- Also called "The Five-man Rule", when "Good Guys" group together, it tends to be in groups of five. There are five basic positions, which are:
1) The Hero/Leader
2) His Girlfriend
3) His Best Friend/Rival
4) A Hulking Brute
5) A Dwarf/Kid
Between these basic positions are distributed several attributes, which include:
1) Extreme Coolness
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible Irritation

#37- Law of Extradimensional Capacitance- All anime females have an extrasdimensional storage space of variable volume somewhere on their person from which they can instantly retrieve any object at a moment’s notice. This mysterious dimension is commonly called "Malletspace".
First Corollary (AKA The Hammer Rule)- The most common item stored is a heavy mallet, costumes/uniforms, power suits/armor, and large bazookas.

#38- Law of Hydrostatic Emission- Eyes tend to be rather large in Anime. This is because they contain several gallons of water, which may be instantaneously released at high pressure through large tear ducts. The actual volume of water contained in the eyes is unknown, as there is no evidence to suggest that these reservoirs are actually capable of running out. The reason water tends to collect in the eyes is because Anime characters only have one large sweat gland, which is located at the back of the head. When extremely stressed , embarrassed, or worried, this sweat gland exudes a single but very large drop of sebaceous fluid.

#39- Law of Inverse Attraction- Success at finding suitable mates is inversely proportionate to how desperately you want to be successful. The more you want, the less you get and vice-versa.
First Corollary- Unfortunately, this law seems to apply to Otaku in the real world...

#40- Law of Nasal Sanguination- When sexually aroused, males in Anime don’t get erections, they get nosebleeds. No one’s sure why this is, though... the current theory suggests that larger eyes means smaller sinuses and thinner sinus tissue (see Law #38 above). Females don’t get nosebleeds, but invariably get one heck of a blush along the cheeks and across the nose, suggesting a lot of bloodflow to that region.

#41- Law of Xylolaceration- Wooden or bamboo swords are just as sharp as metal swords, if not sharper.

#42- Law of Juvenile Omnipotence- Always send a boy to do a man’s job. He’ll get it done in half the time and twice the angst.

#43- Law of Triscaquadrodecophobia- There is no Law #43.

#44- Law of Nominative Clamovocation- the likelihood of success and damage done by a martial arts attack is directly proportional to the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced (known as the Kamehameha effect).

#45- Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis- Regardless of how long or involved the transformation sequence or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a mecha/hero/heroine transforming are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it.

#46- Law of Flimsy Incognition- Simply changing into a costume or wearing a teensy mask can make you utterly unrecognizable to even your closest friends and relatives.

#47- Law of Mandibular Combustible Emission- All anime characters seem to have some unknown chemical on their breath that reacts VERY violently with extremely hot or spicy food. This chemical may also be responsible for the phenomenon of fire behind the eyes and from the mouth when a character (usually a female) is really angry.

#48- Law of Electrical and Combustible Survivalism- If you get electrocuted or burned, YOU WILL SURVIVE!! Though your entire body will be scorched, seconds later, your skin won’t have a trace of damage (Also known as the "Pikachu Effect").
First Corollary- When a magical bad guy/Alien/monster fires off a flame, wind, or ice attack, the resulting effect is only enough for the hero(es)/heroine(s) to be standing in the "Walking Against the Wind" stance, with his/her eyes shut and letting out a pathetic "Aaaaagh!", and yet they are never harmed. This may be in part to laws 32, 34 and sometimes 44.

#49- Law of Female wrath- If a male character insults a female character, he will get a mallet, shotgun, or tank blast, or if she is a character that can perform magical feats, a fireball or whatever, to the head, body or whatever (Also known as the "Lina Inverse/Gourry Factor") This is because he always deserves it, and will help him to cope in today’s society. (>Sniff Sniff

#50- Law of Artistic Perversion- Most (not all) Anime artists are perverts and are under the impression that girls are willing to tear off their clothes, or wear VERY small, revealing outfits at the drop of a pin (or pen for that matter). Unfortunately, most Hentai fans are under the same impression.

#51- Law of Uninteruptable Nominative Clamovocation- This law is a mixture of Laws 44 and 45. Regardless of how long or involved the Spell or projectile attack is, and the likelihood of success and damage done by the volume at which the full name of the attack is announced, or how many times they’ve seen it before, any "Bad Guys" witnessing a hero/heroine quoting the incantations for an extremely powerful attack are too stunned to do anything to interrupt it. (Also known as the "Dragon Slave Phenomenon")

52- Law of Telepathic Obliviousness- Most of the time, some Anime characters (usually males) will think personal (Like that he/she has sabotaged something), or perverted thoughts, while near some other character, WHO’S TELEPATHIC!! The reasons for this are:
1) They forgot that the person is telepathic.
2) They just don’t give a damn.
The reasons the telepathic person doesn’t react are:
1) They’re preoccupied with doing something else.
2) They’d rather keep the fact to themselves that they are Telepathic.
3) They just don’t give a damn.

#53- Law of Chromatic Diversity- Air can be any color of the viewable spectrum.

#54- Law of Old Man Comic Relief- Comic relief comes in the form of a short, bald, wise-mouthed dirty old man or alien. Or the combination of any two of those traits.
First Corollary- If old man is present, and is acting too horny, stupid, etc., there will invariably be an old woman to whap him over the head with a frying pan or something.

#55- Law of the Wise Old Man- Little old Japanese men always know how it ends and withhold the ending from anyone, especially the hero. This includes special power weapons, ancient relics, and people who know everything.

#56- Law of Omnipotent Unreliability- Any "Bad Guy" with Omnipotent powers/weapons will never use those powers/weapons against the "Good Guy" until it is too late.
First Corollary- All "Bad Guys" suffer from Antagonistic Boasting Syndrome which require all "Bad Guys" to threaten with or exemplify their prowess and not use it against the "Good Guy".
Second Corollary- No "Bad Guy" may use any new, secret, or superior military device without one of the following events occurring:
a) The control device being broken. The control device being taken by the "Good Guy".
c) The control device is in fact not the real device at all and was just "fooled" by the "Good Guy".
d) The "Bad Guy" has already lost and cannot use the device.

#57- Law of Minimum Corneal Volume- Eyeballs may make up no less than one sixth of the face’s total surface area. More so if the case is a blonde woman.

#58- Law of Electrical Charges in Hair- Hair attracts electricity in abundance, resulting in two outcomes:
a) A positive charge will result in the spikes-flying-everywhere-behind-me look.
A negative charge will result in the hair-cascading-down-to-the-waist-in-a-single-sheet look.

#59- Law of Ammunition Accuracy- When there are multiple types of ammunition available (paintballs, speaker pods), non-lethal rounds will always be more accurate when compared to "standard" or lethal shots. (Macross Plus for paintballs, Macross 7 for speaker pods)

#60- Law of Active Female Attraction- In a comedy series, a male character’s attractiveness to women is inversely proportional to how active they pursue them. (Tenchi, Ranma, and Makoto OVA have a seemingly endless supply of willing girlfriends despite their lack of romantic skill while Happosai, Ataru, and Carrot couldn’t get a date despite or because of their constant attempts.)

#61- Law of Sweat Pore Variability- When a person is embarrassed, caught in an awkward situation, or otherwise humiliated, all sweat pores on the body contract, except for ones on the forehead. These pores expand to such a degree that a single drop could fill a Big Gulp from 7-11.

#62- The Law of Inverse Training Time- A person who has been training for 3 years is never as good as someone who has been training for one month.

#63- Law of Needs to Few and Many- The needs of the many, outweigh the needs of the few... of even the one.

#64- Law of Bad Humor- Whenever someone says something that is intended to be funny, whether actually funny or not, the rest of the characters (even animals) fall to the ground with their feet in the air. Sweat sometimes accompanies the fall. (The sound of a cow mooing usually accompanies the joke as well.)

#65- Law of Extreme Anger- Whenever a female character gets mad, such as seeing the male character with another girl, she becomes extremely strong (despite her usually helpless look) so that she can lift a 1000 ton object to hurt the guy. She can sometimes perform other punishments that are just as cruel such as pinching the guy’s face so hard that it changes shape. (see law #49)

#66- Law of Differentiated Gravitation-
First Corollary- If the airborne entity exceeds an altitude equal or greater than two times the height of the entity, gravity is decreased by an inverse coefficient relative to the upward momentum and mass/weight (if within at least 500 km of any gravity source) of the entity "jumping".
Second Corollary- The amount of Newtonian "opposite force" (in accordance to normal downward velocity; "Earth gravity" speed is equal to 32ft/sec/sec) is also inversely proportional to the "actual" speed of the airborne entity. In all actuality, an entity that appears to be flying towards a solid concrete parking lot from space will actually land, producing an opposite force of approximately 1.73 lb. of pressure. Unless this particular entity is a "Bad Guy". Then the law exhibits a mysterious exponentially proportional Newtonian opposite force, thusly increasing this variable by a factor equal to the inverse-gravity potential.

#67- Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases, the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient must be increased by a proportional amount to compensate. In any situation where this does not happen, the "Bad Guy" inevitably comes out on top. However, this usually leads to a further rise in the Ambient Dramatic tension, which will always be offset by an exponential increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient.

#68- Law of Coercive Vehicular Control- No matter how complex or well defined the control system, a character controlling a vehicle of any sort always does so through means of undetectable subconscious psychokinesis.
First Corollary- Characters can perform actions with their vehicles which clearly defy normal physics (see Laws of Metaphysical Irregularity and Constant Thrust). The velocity, attitude and traction of the vehicle appear to be adjusted at will, with the degree of absolute control being proportional to the complexity and lethality of the maneuver.
Second Corollary- It is effectively impossible to remove characters from or disrupt the passage of their vehicles without the character’s consent. This does not always apply to "Bad Guy" characters, or "Good Guy" characters in situations where the Ambient Dramatic Tension could increase in accordance with the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#69- Amendment to the Law of Conservation of Ambient Dramatic Tension- In any situation where the Ambient Dramatic Tension increases without a corresponding increase in the "Good Guy’s" Style Coefficient, not only does the "Bad Guy" usually come out on top, but also his Smugness Factor increases in proportion to the rise in Ambient Dramatic Tension.

#70- Law of The Rushing Background Effect- Whenever something dramatic occurs, a survival instinct engages, thus rendering all incoming stimulus that is not directly and immediately to the dramatic situation at hand a meaningless blur. This is often referred to as "The Rushing Background Effect". Due to the increase in brain activity and adrenaline levels in the bloodstream, the scene is often played out in slow motion.

#71- Law of Interdimensional Hammers- Whenever a female character witnesses a male character of her preference performing any sort of questionable act (i.e. Looking at another girl or anything she might construe as perverted) she can reach into an interdimensional realm (usually behind her back) and withdraw a huge Anime Mallet of Doom with which to whack the said male over the head with. (see Laws # 37, 49, and 65)

#72- Law of Instant Band-Aids- Whenever a character is injured (usually in a head shot, maybe from a mallet whack) Band-Aids will always instantly appear on the wounded individual (and always in pairs, set in a cross fashion). These bandages will then, most likely, disappear by the character’s next scene.

#73- Law of Universal Edge Defense- Any projectile attack, from a blast of magic to a hail of bullets, can be easily defended against by holding a suitably cool-looking sword or other bladed weapon between the attacker and defender, usually so that the edge cuts into the incoming attack(s), causing both halves to go flying harmlessly past the defender. Observed most often in fantasy and martial arts anime.

#74- Law of Intractable Sanity- There is no such thing as insanity in anime. When faced with horrifying supernatural forces that would drive most men mad, anime characters will either:
a) Die quickly (but in accordance with all other laws e.g., slowdown and exposition),
b) Get possessed by them, especially if they are beautiful girls or men in a position to ravish beautiful girls, or
c) Kill them, wipe the blood off their blades, and walk on whistling.

#75- Law of Celestial Body Control- At a dramatically correct moment, a hero can summon a sun/moon/halo to appear behind him/her to cause a dramatic silhouette.

#76- Law of Aura of Forgetfulness- Any hero who wishes his/her identity to remain a secret will invariably succeed regardless of disguise because everyone around him/her will forget everything. Otherwise, how does Sailor Moon keep her disguise?

#77- Law of Cool Hair Factor- The hair of a hero will always coalesce into thick strands that drape his face into a dramatic fashion, regardless of wind, the elements, etc. (see Laws 32 & 48)

#78- Law of Inverse Coping- Any single event will happen to the ONE character LEAST capable of dealing with it.

#79- Law of Martial Arts Training Invulnerability- The Myth that certain martial arts will enable you to become so strong, that you can stop a nuclear warhead with your bare palm. Unfortunately, for most otaku, they found the hard way that it just doesn’t work in real life...

#80- Law of Stereotype Captain characteristics- If a captain of any type of ship is male, he will invariably wear a big captain’s cap, a long overcoat, and have a shaggy beard and mustache (pipe optional), and be a great tactician. If the captain is female, however, she will invariably be young, well endowed, and ditzy as a pole (horny father optional). Yet, she too will be a great tactician.

#81- Law of Shades/Coolness Factor- Shades can make you instantly cool, even if you’re normally a klutz.

#82- Law of Hentai Plot- The proper response to any change in the plotline of a Hentai anime is to start having sex.

#83- Law of Understatement- Anything that is deemed too impossible will become possible.
First Corollary- Any "Bad Guy" stating "T-that’s impossible!" whenever the hero is accomplishing some new feat/move/projectile will find out too late that he is wrong and will invariably be toastied.

#84- Law of Dormant Powers- Anytime a hero is somehow outpowered and/or outclassed by the villain, he will invariably release powers/new moves he never knew he could accomplish... but his old teacher did!

#85- Law of Style Coefficient- In a situation where a Good guy may be in dire straits, he will become stronger, smarter and more cool in a matter of seconds. (see Laws #67, 69, and 84)

#86- Law of Bad Guy Smugness Factor- Whenever the villain actually succeeds in beating the hero, they will begin to gloat uncontrollably, because they’ve never won against the "Good Guy" (because they’re Eeeviiil!!). They usually get so cocky, they tie the hero to a conveyor belt leading to his doom and leave to get a snack. Usually this results in:
a) The hero escaping.
b) Clean-up for the underlings.
c) The villain getting toastied.

#87- Law of Tableware Nonexistence- There IS no spoon.

#88- Law of Goofy Turn-Ons- In Hentai, ordinary , pedestrian objects sometimes have the magical power of either inducing orgasm or arousal. Some include warm water, rolling on a smooth tabletop, wind, mild electrocution, the character toweling themselves after a bath/shower, and very cold objects... like bottles of 7-up.

#89- Law of Penile Variance- All Anime men in Hentai have a ridiculously large penis (lengths of 8, 9, 10 and 11 inches are most common). Some even have ones the size of telephone poles, despite the blood loss that would accompany it...

#90-Law of Hentai Female Characteristics- All Hentai women have the followingcharacteristics:
1) Very sensitive and/or very large breasts with large nipples.
2) Very tight and/or sensitive vaginas.

#91- Law of Vaginal Variance- Hentai Anime women can take penis lengths of 8" and up... completely... despite the fact that they might have a tight and/or sensitive vagina.

#92- Law of Hero Identification- All heroes are introduced by way of appearance while someone talking about their (in)famous-ness, or by way of a voice-over of them introducing themselves.

#93- Law of Cute Mascots- Any anime either Shojo or Shonen has GOT to have at least one cute, furry little mascot by penalty of death!
First Corollary- If it is a Shonen Anime, the hero will be accompanied by a Dog, Cat or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the male persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with girls that is following him around is there because:
1) It’s his girlfriend’s.
2) It is following him, despite his insistence not to do so.
3) Chicks will dig him more.
Second Corollary- If it is a Shojo Anime, the heroine will be accompanied by a cat, cute lil’ mouse, or some disgustingly cute monster, or any kind of animal, real or fake, that would be found with a hero of the female persuasion. Any animal that would be associated with guys that is following her around is there because:
1) It’s her boyfriend’s.
2) It is following her, despite her insistence not to do so.
3) It makes her look cool.

#94- Law of The Force- Most Anime heroes are blessed with a unique sort of ability that enables bad things to happen to those that deserve it or makes things like bullets or debris totally miss them (Also referred to as "Dumb Luck"), even though they are mostly unaware of it. Those who have this ability include Vash the Stampede, Captain Justy Ueki Tylor, and Jar Jar Binks.

#95- Law of Naughty Tentacles- All Anime Tentacles are VERY horny and will rape any human female, regardless of age ("She’s 18! No! Really, she is! I’m not lying!...")
First Corollary- Even when raped or molested by tentacles, Hentai Anime girls eventually get into it & begin squealing in ecstasy. NO one knows WHY this is, but some theorize there may be some kind of chemical that is secreted through the skin of the tentacle...
Second Corollary- Women who are impregnated by a tentacle creature never experience morning sickness, and also find it to be intensely pleasurable (Also known as the Goofy Meter Redline Effect).
Third Corollary- Similarly, the resulting... offspring of tentacle/human relations is immediately sexually active, often impregnating its own mother again.

#96- Law of Cat-Fighting- Two females with a grudge can and will go at each other, sometimes ripping off clothes. Sometimes it escalates so much, that property damage begins to occur.
First Corollary- A running fight can be so destructive, you can follow it from a distance just by watching for the smoke. (Also known as the "A-ko/B-ko Thing")

#97- Law of Healing- Most anime heroes have a Wolverine-like healing factor that enables them to regenerate from a massive wound or broken bone within minutes. Being immortal sometimes helps. (Also known as the "Priss Effect".)

#98- Law of Stereotype Crew Characteristics- All ships, either waterborne or spaceborne, have the following crew members:
1) The captain
2) His Lieutenant
3) Various female technical staff
4) A hotshot pilot
5) A cute little girl/twins (either stowaways or not)
6) The Doctor
7) The Doctor’s assistant (either a spy or not)
Weighted among the crew are various quirks which include:
1) Extreme coolness/luck
2) Amazing Intelligence
3) Incredible irritation
4) Extreme cuteness
5) Irresponsible drunkenness
6) Homophobicness
7) Emotionless (Idiots.)

#99- Law of Sparklies- Whenever a character of the main character’s interest appears, flowers, sparkles, or abstract circles of pastel colors appear around said character, or both. Roses with exaggerated thorns appear when it is dangerous love. No one knows why this is, though most have a theory: Anime characters are freaks! At least, Marker Apenname seems to think so...

#100- Law of Anime Events- Much like wrestling, anything and everything can happen.

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Naruto: Journey to Lyonesse by Thayerblue1 reviews
A Naruto cyberpunk story set in the gap between the end of the Fourth Shinobi War and Naruto: The Last movie featuring Naruto, Hinata and Shizuka. See inside for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,825 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 10/9 - Published: 3/23 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Shizuka
Naruto: You've Opened My Eyes by JTZ29 reviews
What would happen if Sasuke actually killed Sakura instead of putting her in a genjutsu. Watch as Naruto's life is transformed by this one traumatic event. NaruSakuHarem. Rated M for violence, language, and mature themes/lemons.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 134,882 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 10/7 - Published: 11/8/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
The(questionable) burdens of leadership of a troll Emperor by Noodlehammer reviews
Having check-mated himself into a corner with his acquisition of little sisters that needed protecting as well as freedom, Naruto resigns himself to the idea of taking charge of a nation for their sake. That didn't mean he was going to take the whole thing as seriously as his wife had intended though. Fourth in series.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 329,108 - Reviews: 3870 - Favs: 2,981 - Follows: 2,896 - Updated: 10/5 - Published: 12/25/2014
Before the Epilogue by TIGERSAGE reviews
takes place after the Hogwarts battle. I know it has been done a thousand times. but why not once more. deals with the decisions and actions they take after the war. RWHG, HPGW, Neville and Luna. it will be a short fanfic. will end when Harry and Ron will propose marriage. Might contain LEMONS in future chapters. READ and Review. NO ANGST Within this fic. Romance and Comedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 116,947 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 12/14/2013 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] [Ron W., Hermione G.]
Oni Rising by wilkins75 reviews
long ago none human races ruled over the world until early man drove them to the edge of extinction. Believing that the none human races or Oni to be nothing but a myth humans moved on and created the ninja nations. The Oni races hiding and planning are about to be unleashed on the world. Naruto/Sakura, other couples.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,080 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/4 - Published: 9/26 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 159,136 - Reviews: 5585 - Favs: 8,679 - Follows: 9,527 - Updated: 9/30 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
The Ark by wilkins75 reviews
Thousands of years before the rise of the ninja nations the demon races to save themselves sealed themselves away. Now that seal is broken and all the demons have joined with humans from around the world creating thousands of new Jinchuriki. Who are feared and hated by the regular humans from their villages who see Jinchuriki as the source of the last war. Naruto/Sakura/Ino Mature
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 71 - Words: 299,087 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 890 - Updated: 9/26 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y., Hinata H.
Naruto vs Sasuke: The Aftermath by Kingkakashi reviews
Sasuke nearly kills Naruto, it affects everyone in many ways. There will be angst, surprises, & romance NarxHin KakxKur JirxTsu & many more. Warning be prepared for the most Evil Sadistic Sasuke ever, & Sakura takes a beating in many chapters. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 71 - Words: 859,364 - Reviews: 5936 - Favs: 3,301 - Follows: 2,762 - Updated: 9/24 - Published: 5/3/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Kakashi H., Kurenai Y.
Hero or Monster by Dreaming of the Moon reviews
One man's evil is another's salvation. "Death to all enemies of heaven." - Bringer of Hope
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 216,811 - Reviews: 1741 - Favs: 2,462 - Follows: 2,577 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 7/14/2014 - [Naruto U., Anko M., Mei T.] Sasuke U.
Naruto On Board by LoneWolf-O1 reviews
What happens when Naruto joins the Straw Hat Crew read and find out. Starts at Arlong arc rated M to be safe. Naruto/Harem. In the process of being Beta'd.
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 56 - Words: 312,948 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 973 - Updated: 9/22 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Naruto U., Nojiko, Nami, Robin]
Naruto: Curse of the Ryugan by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover between Naruto and Tenjho Tenge. Starts at the beginning of Naruto and features Tenjho Tenge characters as part of the Naruto universe. Main Characters are Uzumaki Naruto, Natsume Maya and Hyuga Hinata. See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & Tenjho Tenge - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 169,726 - Reviews: 682 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 9/17 - Published: 5/12 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Maya
Naruto: Razor's Edge by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover taking place in the Claymore Universe featuring Uzumaki Naruto, Clarice (Number 47) and Miata (Number 4). See inside for details.
Crossover - Naruto & Claymore - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,411 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 104 - Published: 9/12 - Naruto U., Clarice, Miata
Merging Destinies by KyuubiGoku reviews
Across the Elemental Nations, partners are a must. They look out for each other, they have each other's back and they face the trials ahead of them. Each Nation has a Fate seal, a seal that binds two together forever. Condition, no affection can be used. Naruto has been alone, but he doesn't care. Will he accept his future partners or reject them? Naruto x Anko x Kurotsuchi x Mabui
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 312,219 - Reviews: 1258 - Favs: 2,475 - Follows: 2,587 - Updated: 9/8 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M., Kurotsuchi, Mabui
Naruto: Dragon's Maw by Thayerblue1 reviews
My attempt at Patriot-112's Naruto/Ninja Gaiden/DOA crossover challenge. See inside for details. An AU set after chapter 450 of the manga.
Crossover - Naruto & Ninja Gaiden - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 230,673 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 467 - Updated: 9/5 - Published: 8/7/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Outfoxed by hazeleyes180 reviews
After a life-changing event, Naruto meets Kurama early and they become partners...even good friends. With a better outlook on life, he meets many who want to join him and help achieve their dreams and goals together. Among those friends are many beautiful women who have realized just how important he is to them. Smart/Strong Naruto. FemKyu. Implanted Sharingan. NarutoxHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 487,509 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 5,548 - Follows: 5,877 - Updated: 9/4 - Published: 6/12/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Anko M., Ino Y.]
Mistakes We've Made by JTZ29 reviews
What if Naruto and Sakura realize the mistakes they've made, and decide to finally express their feelings for each other. This is a post Chp. 700 affair/divorce fic. NH and SS fans you've been warned, so if you don't like, don't read.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,938 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 9/2 - Published: 2/18 - [Naruto U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Shinobi's Creed by Leaf Ranger reviews
I was alone. Alone and hated in my village. Until my mentor found me. Until he trained me. And he taught me a valuable lesson. That Nothing is True, and Everything is Permitted. Who am I? I am Naruto Uzumaki. And I'm an Assassin. NaruHina, OCAnko. Rated M for blood, language, and hinted sexual situations. Some Kakashi, Jiraiya, and possibly Sasuke bashing, and Hyuuga clan bashing.
Crossover - Naruto & Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 200,410 - Reviews: 1368 - Favs: 1,596 - Follows: 1,839 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 11/20/2012 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] [Anko M., OC]
The Colors of Darkness by Dreaming of the Sky reviews
There is no reality, only perception. (Female Itachi x Older Sasuke)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/26 - Published: 6/6 - [Sasuke U., Itachi U.] Shisui U.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 262,597 - Reviews: 1684 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 2,889 - Updated: 8/25 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Born of Wickedness by Lord Farsight reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, heir to a clan, promising ninja, inventive boy, but ... more than anything ... unredeemable pervert. With an equally depraved but completely smitten Hinata at his side, watch as the Overlord creates his own little harem for his personnal pleasure ... and the rebirth of his clan of course. Yeah, that. Overlord crossover, NaruXharem (Hinata as boss), lemon fest.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 54,504 - Reviews: 472 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,320 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto - Bonds Anew by Dreaming of the Phoenix reviews
Something completely unforeseen occurs in the Sekirei Plan. How will it change the entire thing? Read to find out.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 74,512 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 1,691 - Follows: 1,935 - Updated: 8/2 - Published: 1/24 - Naruto U., No. 01/Miya A., No. 07/Akitsu
Naruto: Reign of Fire by Thayerblue1 reviews
A crossover featuring Uzumaki Naruto and Rachel Grey Summers set in the Marvel Universe. An AU starting after Naruto Chapter 596; details inside.
Crossover - X-Men & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,838 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 147 - Published: 8/1 - Rachel G./Marvel Girl, Naruto U.
Bleached Shinobi Redux by Story-lover1414 reviews
After Ichigo's recent battle Kisuke feared that he wouldn't be strong enough to rescue Rukia from the Soul Society and called an old group of friends for help, the only problem, Aizen isn't the only one that they set their sights on
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,481 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 1/22/2014 - Naruto U.
Naruto Dragon Champion by Freedom Guard reviews
Two powerful swords from another world...forged by two Dragon Lords and their kind, one side who serve the light...another who serve the darkness, lands in the world of Naruto after a powerful battle. A new warrior class is born...the Dragon Champions
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 703,558 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 1,685 - Follows: 1,041 - Updated: 7/24 - Published: 1/18/2008 - Naruto U.
Hollows Never Cry by PlaguedAmbition reviews
Even gods can make mistakes from time to time, what happens though when one places you in the wrong place? Read along and you shall find out ne? Hollow Naruto.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 144,792 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,200 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Naruto U., Neliel T. O./Nel, T. Harribel
Naruto: Lunar Eclipse by Thayerblue1 reviews
After losing the war against Madara our heroes wake up 10,000 years later in the Star Wars Old Republic period. An AU set after chapter 661 of the manga. All chapters are retooled to improve dialog readability as of 4/11/14. On Hiatus 7/22/15
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 69 - Words: 422,426 - Reviews: 835 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 788 - Updated: 7/22 - Published: 1/19/2014 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto the Angel of Death by Elredar Skylance reviews
After getting harshly rejected by Sakura, Naruto makes a choice to focus on becoming a true shinobi. Watch as he makes a name for himself with the help of three powerful styles and a demon lord. All will know the name: Naruto the Angel of Death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 316,147 - Reviews: 2466 - Favs: 4,416 - Follows: 3,382 - Updated: 7/14 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Naruto U.
Boy Struck by lightning by Kdrevm reviews
Luck was a very foreign concept to Naruto. But when Naruto actually does come in contact with luck, it doesn't go so well. After a fateful beating on a stormy night, something strange happens to Naruto. Something that will change him forever.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 178,003 - Reviews: 903 - Favs: 1,688 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 7/9 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Will of an Uzumaki by VFSNAKE reviews
He was formless. Nameless. Ruthless as Sauron. But he wasn't always Sauron. At one point, in another time, another place, and a different life he was a good man. A kind man. A man who suffered. A man who was betrayed by almost everyone around him. His name? Uzumaki Naruto. But death could never hold an Uzumaki. He came back...and ready to fulfill his vengeful promise.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 33,042 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 964 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 6/25
Reaper's Blood: Reincarnated by RainthelingeringSentiment reviews
During the infamous forbidden scroll theft, A precious person of Naruto dies saving his life and in turn changes Naruto's world in the way none will see coming. AU. Bloodline!Naruto, Semi-Dark!Hinata, Determinator!Naruto, Fem!Kyuubi. Pairings. Naruto/Hinata/Ino and many more! Rewrite of Reaper's Blood
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 59 - Words: 209,275 - Reviews: 855 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Naruto U., Hinata H., Ino Y., Anko M.]
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 3,832 - Follows: 3,113 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Naruto and Korra's legend by marshalanime reviews
After having a dream about her past, Korra finds that an old friends come to pay her a visit. Now with her blond friend by her side they'll take on anything that comes their way! Whether it's evil plots or furthering their training!
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Korra - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,756 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/22 - Published: 10/1/2014
Ashikabi No Shinobi by The Engulfing Silence reviews
Unable to move onto the next life, Uzumaki Naruto travels the world. He comes back to Japan, the place where Konoha once stood, and soon finds himself sucked into a game of battling busty women. It all started when a girl fell on top of him. Literally.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 645,490 - Reviews: 5624 - Favs: 6,145 - Follows: 5,268 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
The True Devil Has Arrived by hollowichigo12 reviews
When Naruto is betrayed by Konoha and executed for false crimes what does he do. Well if you're Naruto you get godly help and make a deal with them for revenge. The Elemental Nations will burn for their crimes. Naruto is Hollow Ichigo. Rated M for safety. First story
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,343 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 4/9 - Published: 8/3/2014
My Own Peace by roamer79 reviews
Naruto is exhausted after the battle with Pain, comming to the realization that as long as people sought the power of the Kyubi, his friends and his village would be in danger. After looking over the destruction that was now Konoha he sets out for a new life. What lurks in the shadows that stalks Naruto as he seeks a new life of peace. Rated M for possible lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 156,783 - Reviews: 452 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 7/29/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Council's Folly by Aggammenonn reviews
In the aftermath of the Konoha Crash, Suna's offer of political marriage between Naruto and Temari is accepted by the Konoha Council. Initially forced together, Naruto and Temari quickly grow closer but destiny has many challenges for the couple. Eventual unconventional Temari/Naruto/Ino. First fanfic so early chapters are quite rough. Reviews always appreciated. o7
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 34 - Words: 206,102 - Reviews: 1213 - Favs: 2,600 - Follows: 2,820 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 12/13/2012 - [Naruto U., Temari, Ino Y.]
Rise of the Skulk by Lord Farsight reviews
The abduction of two young girls sent the world on brand new tracks, rewriting the future in an unexpected way. Two vixens will descend from the Clouds, and into the renascent Whirlpool. The sleeping Tides will rise again and join the Skulk. None shall forget the Uzumaki name. Never again. NarutoXHinataXHanabi, alive Kushina, and slightly OP fuinjutsu (blame my imagination).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 104,987 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 815 - Follows: 989 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Hanabi H.
Naruto: The Betrayed by Jay Frost reviews
Naruto was betrayed by everyone he knew, his own family returning only to kill him, now he is back calculative, crafty and the unknown is his greatest weapon. this is a demon fic, Naru/Kyu, Rated M for a reason don't complain for being graphic. Writer with no formal experience, learn as I go.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,728 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 1,830 - Follows: 1,773 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Different Path to Destiny by operaman bye bye reviews
Sasuke's death in wave changes Naruto's entire future. Now wielding one of the legendary doujutsu Naruto struggles to find a new path to greatness. Watch as the child of prophecy blazes a new trail towards his fate.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 507,523 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 2/28 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto: Valkyrie by Thayerblue1 reviews
A Naruto AU set in the Viking Age featuring Naruto and Hinata. See inside for details.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,311 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 2/10 - Published: 2/7 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Jiraiya's Last Student by zentary reviews
After coming back from one of his missions, Jiraiya finds his 10 year old godson not being taken care of, Jiraiya decides to take Naruto away and train him. How will everything change? NaruHina strong Naruto AU. A little Sasuke and Sakura bashing in the beginning but none later on. The story was made before the foxes name got revealed deal with it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 150,328 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 2/8 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Kaleidoscope of Magic by karldin reviews
Pain and misery, the two constants in Harry Potter's life awaken in him something that has not been seen for several centuries. Will it mean the salvation of the magical world, or will it be its dissolution to nothingness? Concepts from Naruto, and Crossover with Dresden Files later.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 283,907 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,066 - Follows: 2,009 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Harry P.
The Ultimate Dojutsu by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto wants to be a shinobi. Kyuubi gives Naruto a new dojutsu. Watch Naruto master his new dojutsu as he shows everyone who has the ultimate bloodline. Naruto x Tsume/ Naruharem. Mini Kiba-harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 634,511 - Reviews: 2578 - Favs: 4,150 - Follows: 3,053 - Updated: 1/27 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U., Tsume I. - Complete
Sekirei? Is that some new species of little sister? by Noodlehammer reviews
Naruto was on a mission to get himself some little sisters and by his divine left testicle, he was going to get them. Xanna was content to let him do it and maybe corrupt one or two in the process for amusement. Third in series, advisable to read previous ones first.
Crossover - Naruto & Sekirei - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 183,552 - Reviews: 2506 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,184 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 8/16/2014 - Complete
Kyubi's Kit by Excele X. Kurokami reviews
During the Wave mission, the truth is revealed to Naruto as the seal breaks. Naruko/Ino/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,811 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 1,201 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Naruko U., Ino Y., Sakura H.
MY 1ST FANFIC NARUHINA PAIRING along with others. its been 3 years after Akatsuki has been defeated the world is at peace & love has bloomed. In this story you will find many references to other cultures so be prepared for a colorful, epic & multi chapter story. Rated M for Violence and Sex. Rated M for LEMONS. Rated M for Sasuke being Dead as a Dodo. Reviews are welcome. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 279,997 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/26/2014 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Trolling the League by Noodlehammer reviews
Finished with their overly long honeymoon, Naruto and Xanna leave their dimension of origin in favor of a new(and hopefully interesting) one. Finding themselves faced with a world where the supposed protectors of the innocent refuse to kill their obviously evil counterparts, they decide to push some buttons. Sequel to my first story, strongly recommended you read that first.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,582 - Reviews: 1349 - Favs: 2,874 - Follows: 2,100 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Reaching for a Dream by Noodlehammer reviews
Adventure/Humor/Romance. The Sandaime waited too long to approach Naruto, who had no interest in becoming Hokage by then. Another dream already rested in his heart, a dream that would drive him much further than anyone would have believed. SealMaster!Naruto Older!NarutoxFem!Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 377,213 - Reviews: 3906 - Favs: 5,475 - Follows: 3,552 - Updated: 6/26/2014 - Published: 12/12/2013 - [Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama] - Complete
Last Chance by Tazaki4 reviews
Harry Potter returns to year four after the fight with Voldemort takes everything he ever cared about away. What will he do with his last chance to make a better future, one with his friends still alive? Humor is also a genre. BloodLan warnings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,822 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Luna L., Harry P.
Regret by Narutoenthusiast reviews
No matter how blatantly obvious the truth is, the human mind chooses to ignore it so as to maintain some sort of illusion. It takes a slap on the face or rather a piercing blow on his chest to realize that things probably aren't as colorful as one would expect. Naruto starts to realize that his past choices weren't leading him anywhere. Post Sasuke retrieval arc.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 196,357 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 2,717 - Follows: 2,157 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Naruto U., Yugao U. - Complete
Saving old bonds by UFDF Naruto reviews
Naruto has brought Sasuke back with Sakura's help, but war is on the horizon, a new enemy that no one has ever seen before has shown up and threatens everything he holds dear, NaruxSaku Bleach crossover into the Naruto world
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 54 - Words: 157,323 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 4/23/2014 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Mother's Love: Beyond Life and Death by dracohalo117 reviews
We all know Kushina is Naruto's mother...but what if she wasn't, what if his mother was a Shinigami, and not just any...the one nobody would expect to be capable of motherly affection?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 108,919 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 1,708 - Follows: 1,306 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Naruto U., Suì-Fēng
Results of Training by Ronnel no Fenniksu reviews
After meeting a young man, Naruto's life is changed as that young man takes the boy in and trains him instead of Naruto going through the Academy. Just how much will the world change for a trained Naruto? Naru/Harem Pairings. Sitting and 340ish pages now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 222,617 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,391 - Updated: 2/3/2014 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Naruto U., Temari
Bleached Shinobi by Story-lover1414 reviews
After the 4th war ended an immortal Naruto wanders the world watching as it changes when he stumbles across Karakura Town where he gets dragged into another adventure. Naru/harem and small Ichigo/harem. their will be character death and Review please
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,048 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,010 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 1/18/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Demon Plan by wilkins75 reviews
Everything the ninja world knows about demons is a lie, the tailed beasts are fake and all part of a plan for the downfall of humanity and the conquest of humanity. The Leaf is warned by but is it already too late to save humanity. Naruto/Sakura, Shikamaru/Temari, Hinata/OC, Sai/Ino
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 103 - Words: 348,978 - Reviews: 1384 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 11/2/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Ice Fox Of Konoha by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto had no one, but Kami smiled on him. He gets adopted by the Genjutsu Mistress of Konoha, Kurenai Yuhi. She will teach him all he needs to be a good shinobi. It's the start of the Ice Fox of Konoha. Pairing: Naruto x Samui x Ayane. Ninja Gaiden & DOA x-over. Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Dead or Alive - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 404,581 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 1,663 - Updated: 10/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Ayane, Naruto U., Samui
The Sealed Kunai by Kenchi618 reviews
What if something made Naruto the dead-last that everyone sees him as? What if he really wasn't as weak as he seemed? The true Naruto, unleashed upon the shinobi world! AU Story starts at Invasion of Konoha arc and continues onwards.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 69 - Words: 670,128 - Reviews: 10197 - Favs: 10,358 - Follows: 7,260 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Measure Each Step to Infinity by paxbanana reviews
Azula's growth from loss to victory, one little step at a time.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 206,885 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Azula, Katara - Complete
Supreme Genetics Creation of a New Bloodline by Kingkakashi reviews
To save the Shinobi Alliance & create a new bloodline for the Leaf village, Sakura is forced to marry Naruto & she loses it. Naruto overhears her and with his spirit shattered ends their friendship. Meanwhile another girl must also marry Naruto or face a lifetime of suffering if she does not. Now Naruto faces the prospect of having not one but two wives in his life. Naru/Hina/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 104,042 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 7/25/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Sakura H. - Complete
The World's Greatest Chunin Exam Team by Dane Namor reviews
Set a year after the war. Naruto, frustrated at being told he's going to have to miss out on another Chunin exam due to no available teams, seeks to solve the problem himself. The story of an S-Class Ninja forming an equally ridiculous team to compete against Genin. [Some NaruHina] (Complete)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 61,419 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Fox Loves The Cat by KyuubiGoku reviews
Naruto only wanted a friend. He just couldn't get that in Konoha. Having been kidnapped, Naruto meets Yugito Nii. Yugito decides to be his friend as she takes him to Kumo. Watch them develop their relationship and shake the nations. Naruto x Yugito. Hiatus for right now.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 328,397 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 1,734 - Updated: 5/11/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U., Yugito N.
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,036 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,067 - Follows: 621 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Yet again, with a little extra help by Third Fang reviews
Things didn't go so well this time after Danzo betrayed konoha and joined Akatsuki. As the Kyubi was being removed from Naruto however, an unexpected stranger arrived to change all for the better... maybe. NaruHina timetravel some oc please review
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,262,281 - Reviews: 5419 - Favs: 4,164 - Follows: 2,491 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Naruto: Demon's Path by Scribe of the Apocalypse reviews
A six-year-old Naruto taps into the Kyuubi to save Hinata from a cloud-nin who is being helped by Mizuki. Events force him to flee the village and he eventually apprentices under 'The Demon of Mist' Zabuza.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 698,326 - Reviews: 2037 - Favs: 2,680 - Follows: 1,983 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Dragon Champion Lemon section by Freedom Guard reviews
This is the promised lemon story board for Naruto Dragon Champion....Please review and comment whenever possible and enjoy. And as stated....there are VERY serious lemons here so do not be surprised for the M rating.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 141,725 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Naruto U.
Demon Dragon Rider by Leaf Ranger reviews
During the training trip, Naruto is thought to be killed in an ambush. But when a mysterious warrior arises, he has all the world buzzing. Who is the Demon Dragon Rider? Powerful, not G Stuart Naruto. Cold Hinata. NaruHina. Rated M for blood and swearing.
Crossover - Naruto & Inheritance Cycle - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 194,019 - Reviews: 1689 - Favs: 1,794 - Follows: 1,260 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 9/24/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Kushina U., Eragon S. - Complete
The path of the hunternin by Narutoenthusiast reviews
It comes a time in one's life when a decision has to be made, even if it's completely against what you wanted in the first place. After Asuma's death by Akatsuki, Uzumaki Naruto takes responsibility for what happened and makes a decision that would certainly benefit the entire village, even if he wasn't there to see it.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 220,891 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 2,728 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 9/1/2012 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Naruto U., Hana I. - Complete
Path of Peace by NeonZangetsu reviews
What if Naruto awakened another power in the Land of Waves? A power not seen for thousands of years? Such power will shape his very destiny and change his life for the better. However, there are those who desire this power, and its owner... NarutoxHAREM
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 100,505 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 880 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Naruto U.
Naruto's True Nindo by Kyuubi123 reviews
Naruto has failed the genin exam for the second time when a mysterious man gives him some advice that will change the future of naruto as we know it. Naru/hina others pairings are not definite.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 375,480 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 3,797 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
TUAOA: Naruto: Rise to Glory by ChoujiDude reviews
This is the Story of Naruto and how he will rise to glory. Through help of his friends will he make it? or will he be stopped short of becoming what he always wanted. only Time will tell. NaruxHarem Set Pairings already. mature and lemons later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 228,853 - Reviews: 582 - Favs: 901 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Demons of Konohagakure by KyuubiGoku reviews
To have a child die in front of you. How far would you go for revenge? Is this revenge justified? Who cares. They will make the people pay for their cruelty. Naruto x Shizune/ NaruShizu/ Naruharem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 52 - Words: 241,118 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 908 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Naruto U., Shizune - Complete
Naruto One Man Team by Ackdam reviews
After graduating from the academy, Naruto starts to reveal his true self. Won't everyone be surprised at what the 'demon' can do?...Powerful Naruto - NaruXHarem - Saku/Sasu/Kiba bashing - Rated M for language, violence and adult themes.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 431,868 - Reviews: 4037 - Favs: 7,136 - Follows: 6,067 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Naruto Deserted Island by Freedom Guard reviews
What do you do when you are stuck on an island with plenty of food and water, and the only company you have is a beautiful woman?Naruto is about to find out. Sequel in the works.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 783,233 - Reviews: 643 - Favs: 2,631 - Follows: 1,257 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Naruto U. - Complete
Fullmetal Shinobi by Kenchi618 reviews
On a night where his dream is put in jeopardy, Naruto must show how exceptional of a ninja he is by bringing an entirely new facet to the world of shinobi. Eventual NaruXOC OCxFemHaku. Will be EPIC in length. *Warning: First Story Written*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 68 - Words: 439,928 - Reviews: 2063 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Naruto U., OC - Complete
A Growing Affection by Xavon Wrentaile reviews
After a misunderstanding reveals hidden emotions, Naruto and Hinata begin training together, getting to know each other. At the same time Sakura finds herself jealous. Takes place in a tangent after the Elemental Training Arc of the Shippuden timeline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 170 - Words: 686,165 - Reviews: 3049 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 1,613 - Updated: 9/25/2011 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Time Braid by ShaperV reviews
Sakura thought she was a capable kunoichi until she died in the Chuunin Exam. Now she's stuck in a loop, dying again and again while she struggles to understand her strange predicament. How hard can it be to pass one stupid test? Sakura/Naruto/Hinata
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,939 - Reviews: 3200 - Favs: 4,768 - Follows: 2,438 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Black Fox by wilkins75 reviews
Four years since Naruto was killed by Sasuke, Sakura has promised herself to finish Naruto's work and bring Sasuke back but Naruto is far from dead. He has been training with the 9 tailed fox and now has return however is he the same person? Naruto/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 270,093 - Reviews: 2774 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 928 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Purpose? What is my Purpose? by NeonZangetsu reviews
Naruto had 3 loves in his life; all of them broke his heart. Life in the Village becomes too much for him. Leaving, he sets off a chain of events, as many people chase after him some for love and others to kill him. HAREM/&Bleach, co-written w/Kingkakashi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 120,675 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Naruto U.
Naruto's Rise by DiscipleOfAnime reviews
Naruto rises to become a strong ninja. He must discover the link between himself, Nagato and the first ninja ever Rikudou 'The Sage of Six Paths'. Strictly NaruHina -Not a Harem Anymore!-, Itachi/OC, ShinoFu. Epilogue: Goodbye Naruto's Rise *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 446,630 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 1,613 - Follows: 839 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Tired by Narutoenthusiast reviews
Things go wrong at the last Sasuke retrieval mission and Naruto ends up taking the blame for it. Now, tired of everything being his fault, he sets up a new way of thinking that happens to go against every belief he once had. Problem is that not everyone seems very thrilled about the change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 238,845 - Reviews: 908 - Favs: 2,861 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Wizard of Kitsune by Leaf Ranger reviews
A NarutoXLOTR crossover. The lands of Middle Earth have changed, to become a land of warfare from the shadows. Now, a Great Evil of old has arisen, and it will take the abilities of both the past and present to stop this evil. NarutoxHinata, OCxTayuya
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 292,851 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 810 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 1/30/2009 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete
Gone by Hefster reviews
Depressed after Jiraiya's death, Sakura's harsh words about how she feels about him sends Naruto over the edge and he leaves Konoha. Once reunited, Sakura commits the ultimate betrayal which causes Naruto to fight for his very soul against Kyuubi.Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,961 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chunin Exam Day by Perfect Lionheart reviews
Naruto finds he is flung back in time and must repeat the entire Chunin exam over and over and over, until he gets it right and possibly saves Konoha in the bargain.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 77 - Words: 344,950 - Reviews: 14413 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 5,730 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 12/4/2007 - Naruto U.
Naruto: The Lost Ninja by EdStargazer reviews
Future AU Roughly 10 years after current manga. A scarred blue eyed blacksmith is found after many years of searching. He knows nothing of his past and his future looks bleak until some ninja come for him. Epilogue. Story Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 80,619 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 813 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Legend Of Naruto by Leaf Ranger reviews
Naruto brings Sasuke back, only to be banished. But out in the world, he discovers new evils that threaten Konoha. With the help of a hero from another realm, he moves to protect his home. OC by Allan Pike. NaruHina of course.
Crossover - Naruto & Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 148,822 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 10/11/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Link - Complete
All because of a dress by maverick9871 reviews
The day of team placement Ino sees Naruto attack Sasuke and then the event later with Sakura and this event changes the future of the Shinobi nation and pushes Naruto beyond the breaking point. Every choice has a consequence. Pairing Naruto Ino later
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,914 - Reviews: 1270 - Favs: 1,948 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 2/25/2009 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Ino Y., Naruto U. - Complete
Konoha Exiles by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Uzumaki Naruto is exiled after brining the Uchiha back. Reunited with a childhood friend, the pair embark on a journey of discovery that will eventually bring them back to Konoha. NarutoHinata later chapters OCOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 177,437 - Reviews: 1736 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 6/15/2008 - Published: 12/6/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Never Cut Twice by shadowmaster62 reviews
[Complete!]After failing to save Sasuke, Naruto escapes the village. Now alone, on the run, and wielding the sword of the Demon of the Mist, Naruto tries to rebuild his life as a ninja. NarutoTemari pairing [Last Chapter: Promises Kept]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 133,009 - Reviews: 3187 - Favs: 5,327 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 11/10/2005 - Published: 3/5/2005 - Naruto U., Temari - Complete
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Now what! reviews
A small change during war can make all the difference. Kaguya might not be as bad as people originally thought. One-shot, but that might change.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,175 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/2 - Naruto U. - Complete
What do you mean, Hollow? reviews
Soul society needs a hero in their hour of need. Who is better than a blonde ninja? Strong Shinigami/Ninja Naruto. max 4 people from Naruto universe. Pairings: NarutoxHinata H.xSakura H.xSui FengxTier Harribel My first story, so i'll put alot of work into it :)
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 43,309 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 433 - Updated: 9/20 - Published: 11/17/2014 - [Naruto U., Sakura H., Hinata H., Suì-Fēng]