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Joined 03-01-04, id: 546935, Profile Updated: 12-05-14
Author has written 46 stories for Teen Titans, Sweeney Todd, Discworld, Batman the Animated Series, Fairy Tales, Rebecca, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, StarTrek: The Original Series, Dragon Age, Alice in Wonderland, and Catcher in the Rye.

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS SALOMA-KIWI. APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE: PENNAME WILL NOT BE CHANGED AGAIN.

Wow... this hasn't been edited since about Freshman year, I'll wager... let's do this thing:

Let me start by saying that I am a college student with many well-loved fandoms. Please review my stories if you end up reading them, as criticism is gratefully accepted. I need to know how I am doing in order to improve.


Pseudonyms: bloodofthepen on AO3 and tumblr

Education: College, English major

Favorite Books: Wuthering Heights, The Iliad, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, The Hobit, Artemis Fowl, The Protector of the Small Series, The Princess Bride, The Discworld Series, The Phantom of the Opera ...

"There is no poetry without madness." --Democritus

“My characters shall have, after a little trouble, all that they desire.” – Jane Austen

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Hepatically Yours by thebicolouredhydra
Done for tf2promptfest's Secret Santa 2014 exchange.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,221 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/8 - Demoman, Medic - Complete
Zwei Liebhaber by thebicolouredhydra reviews
A self-indulgence of Heavy/Medic/Reader. Warning: Smut.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,219 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Heavy, Medic
Long Way From Home by The Mosh Pit reviews
Teldryn Sero is hired in Solstheim by a strange woman, claiming to be searching for the source of attempts against her life. What follows is a journey through horror, beauty, pain and revelation as his patron slowly gives up her secrets, and Teldryn finds himself entwined with an ancient, tormented Dragonborn, balancing on the precipice of moral desolation and wickedness. Smutty.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,855 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, Teldryn Sero, Gelebor - Complete
I Think I'm A Tad Possessive by Vampiyaa reviews
Possessive!Nine/Rose. The Doctor knows he's possessive of her, but her constant flirting with and attention from pretty boys of all species causes him to have violent outbursts in secret. And during a particularly tolling adventure, this time has been just one time too many. Will the Doctor stake his claim? One shot, big lemon.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,428 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 46 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Give a Man a Nightmare by ThePlotHolesMadeMeDoIt reviews
That time when Murphy's Law seems to have a personal vendetta against Bones, he learns more about Vulcan anatomy than he ever wanted to know, and everything is Jim's fault. Every goddamned thing. Kirk/Spock established relationship, outsider POV, hints of smut
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
Red by annatheginger reviews
It is familiar. Striking, warm, sorrowing, deadly. All-encompassing, perfect. Red.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
Balance of Power by Sereneffect reviews
Commander Shepard is always in control and doesn't give that up easily. So what happens when someone takes it from her? Oneshot, rated for SMUT and language. FemShepxGarrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
A ChristMass Effect by Ezri Krios reviews
While Joker turns into Scrooge and starts seeing dead people, Thane has a mid-life crisis and becomes a bad-ass biker! It all belongs to bioware apart from my OC's Groff and Joe. The Christmas decorations are mine too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Joker, Thane K. - Complete
Sinners and Spinners by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
When some of Rumpelstiltskin's darkest visitors come to call, Belle learns more about her employer's past and of the man behind the monster.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
A Thousand Years, A Thousand More by Giddy TF2 reviews
'In retrospect, he should have realized what Fate had in store for him when Medic sneered at him and the sneer was the most dazzling thing he'd seen in a long time. A very long time.' A Heavy/Medic love story.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 26,849 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/17/2012 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Heavy, Medic
This Valley of Dying Stars by Suilven reviews
You'll never be alone, she'd said. She lied. Post-ME3. Very dark.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
DragonTamer by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
But the fair maiden did not scream or run or weep, because Belle knew that in the wake of death, that wouldn't change anything. Instead, she saw the beauty in the ferocity, the utter darkness of the world that bespoke all nightmares.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,068 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Finding Peace by BookishGal reviews
Follows "Breaking Free" and "Playing House." As Clarice Starling makes decisions about the right direction for her life, Hannibal Lecter finds patience and self-control can be difficult things indeed. Rated M for language, violence and sexual situations.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,656 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
Compulsion by Zion Angel reviews
The Dark One is no stranger to carnal desires, and has been lusting after his pretty new caretaker from the beginning. His favorite fantasy of her involves the dagger that bears his name, and is buried deep beneath the Dark castle. - Smut. Smutty, smutty, Rumbelle smut.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
One Kiss at a Time by NarrowBridge reviews
If only they could have kissed one last time before he dropped the phial down the well. Belle wanted nothing more than to feel his lips against her own, apologizing, professing, loving. WARNING: spoilers for finale.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
Grunt: NounVerb by OhSoDeadly
1. A low, short guttural sound made by an animal or a person. 2. A short-tempered, hard-assed krogan juvenile with too much free time between missions. See also GARRUS VAKARIAN'S HEADACHE.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
For the Future of Skyrim by Heiwako reviews
Sequel to Darkness Rises When Silence Dies. The Dark Brotherhood is slowly rebuilding while the Civil War wages on.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,116 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Playing House by BookishGal reviews
A sequel to "Breaking Free." Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling test the waters of their new relationship. Rated M for occasional language, violence, and sexually suggestive content.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,676 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
A Pleasure Delayed by thebicolouredhydra reviews
Medic's greatest enemy is not on the other team. Warning: Smut. There didn't seem to be a category for it.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,834 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Medic - Complete
Consensus by logsig reviews
Joker finds out about Legion's "There was a hole" excuse and is convinced that Legion has a thing for Shepard. Inspired by an MK prompt. SLASH. Sort of.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Legion - Complete
Endlessly by GlassAngel reviews
A collection of both slash and pre-slash drabbles involving Holmes and Watson, set in both movieverse and bookverse. Will be updated periodically.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,479 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Before by bittergrapes reviews
A forwarded letter from a distant relative starts a fight between John and Sherlock. Set after 'Beneath' in my Translockverse. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Disclaimers included in the story.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
Paint You Up in my Badass Love, Baby by Sleeveen reviews
Tongue-in-cheek fill for a strange request over at the Kink Meme. Prompt: Mordin's tattoos are not actually tattoos, also, it has to be Mordin/Fshep. Weird, I know. But bear with me. Fill is humorous, tender and a little sexy. It's a little ridiculous too.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
This Deadly Innocence by TheLeslieFish reviews
...Or The End Of The Hurt-Comfort Syndrome. McCoy spells it out for Kirk, tricks Spock into understanding the problem and then sets Our Heroes down in a safe place where they can work out their issues. Originally published 1979, 'Naked Times 3.'
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,329 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Holiday by popehippo reviews
Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
The Greek Problem by Candle Beck reviews
Slash, Holmes/Watson. People die for love and they kill for it.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1198 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
AlicexHatter Moments by Whisper Angelitos reviews
The story of how Alice and the Mad Hatter somehow manage to co-exist...barely. :D
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
Never Be Mine by Witch Nova reviews
On the eve of her 21st birthday Sarah is concerned when her friends begin behaving very strangely.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Strangeness in the Air by The Mad Maiden reviews
The Mad Hatter is wondering if there's something wrong with the air in Wonderland. An Hatter/older!Alice fic.
Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
The Waiting Period by The Mad Maiden reviews
Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
Under Pressure by Cyprith reviews
Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
Of Desk Lamps and Humanity by ivywatcher reviews
In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.
Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Genesis by Twinings reviews
In the beginning, there were rogues.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Social Butterfly With Fangs by BiteMeTechie reviews
Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
Le Fantôme et la Belle by Kates reviews
A Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast crossover of epic proportions. Readers, ye be warned.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,259 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
What Goblin Kings Don't Do by CoffeeKris reviews
It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
Cuddle by pinkeop reviews
Mr. Todd wasn't a touchy-feely sort of bloke.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
The Equestrian by Blodeuedd reviews
Where did Jonathan Crane learn to ride a horse? We may never know, but here's my answer to the question. Began as a response to Sakura123's challenge, and ended as something very different.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
It's a Start by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
This is a oneshot fanfic for Brichan's brilliant comic When Curiosity Met Insanity see more info inside The Reginald pursues Alice as usual but then gets stuck in the rain, and Alice takes him in out of pity.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2007
The Crimson Rose by Csillan.Rose reviews
The Phantom’s story as it was meant to be told… A story of the deception of innocence, of obsession and jealousy, of truth and lies…But most of all, a story of love. Note: WILL be ErikChristine, NO Raoul bashing.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 1303 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Christine, Erik
A Barber and His Neighbor by Lady Bedivere reviews
A crossover of Sweeney Todd and Les Miserables. Javert fakes his death, flees to England, and makes an unexpected friend of the barber down the street. Improbable, but makes for an interesting read.
Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
A Matter of Control by Ink Cat reviews
After a restless night, Clarice Starling retires to the FBI's swimming pool for a workout, and a long brood on the intentions of Hannibal. But the cannibal isn't as distant as she believes... Post SotL, pre Hannibal.
Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
Red Roses by Robin's Fair Lady reviews
Robin has died and Starfire is getting Roses From who?
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
Be Afraid by The Logical Ghost reviews
Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
Dreamers by Ourania reviews
A Link/Malon fanfic. What would have happened if there were two Heroes of Time? What if they fell in love with eachother? I've added some things to the older chapters, they aren't essential things just something to explain it better.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 7/16/2002
Just Three Words by bundles-'o-joy reviews
What would you say to your favorite Phantom charecter if you could only use three words?
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
Regarding the Jukebox by SarasimStark reviews
From the pen of Dr. Arkham. New rules and regulations involving the jukebox.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
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A Little Depravity Never Hurt reviews
Here, we have Leona, Varric, and Dorian in Haven's tavern, marveling at Leona's less-than-recommended methods of wooing the commander. [Part 4 of 'Sum Ergo Sum']
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/8 - Varric T., Dorian, Trevelyan - Complete
So It Seems
Just after Leona is made Inquisitor, she and Varric have a discussion. [Part 5 of 'Sum Ergo Sum']
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Published: 6/8 - Varric T., Trevelyan - Complete
Emblazon
"Solas kept a careful watch after that, from his room below. It was... unexpected." Explores the friendship between Solas and Leona Trevelyan and theorizes a lot about tranquility and the nature of those made tranquil. With a dash of the usual romance fluff with Cullen of course. [Part 7 of 'Sum Ergo Sum']
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,487 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13 - Solas, Trevelyan, Cullen - Complete
Oh, But It's Salacious reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. Skips ahead a bit in Leona and Cullen's relationship. "After that first (filthy, divine) incident on the desk (Cullen blushed even now, thinking of it, as he signed off a report for Leliana) they discussed such entanglements at length..." [MA rating, NSFW] [Part 11 of 'Sum Ergo Sum']
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,493 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/13 - Cullen, Trevelyan - Complete
Not in Jest reviews
"The breeze through the window was cool on Leona's cheek, smelling of damp, crisp night, the earliest morning dew already settled in the small, moonlit hours. Her blade rang on the whet-stone through the empty armory. Sleep, she found, was quite hopeless in the face of memory." [Part 10 of 'Sum Ergo Sum'] At last, we come to an admission.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,920 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 1/2 - Cullen, Cole, Cassandra P., Blackwall - Complete
Ar Lasa Mala Revas
[Inquisition/Solas Romance spoilers] It was a blessing in which she could feel the power: cool, bright fingertips that whispered over skin, words that reached down to her heart and bound it up in gentleness, a tender tug at the magic that had seeped into her soul, the hot tingling of the Fade so like a breath of summer wind in the trees.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Published: 12/30/2014
The Traps You Set
Sometimes, things are simply known. Sometimes, learning requires mistakes. And sometimes, actions leave you wondering indefinitely. (Part 8 of 'Sum Ergo Sum')
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,272 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2014 - Complete
Takes Away My Fear
Somewhere on the road, at camp, there is time for reflection. Sometimes, you're exactly where you don't want to be. (Part 3 of "Sum Ergo Sum")
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 491 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Trevelyan, Varric T., Cassandra P. - Complete
Ergo Sum reviews
"Cullen prayed. The metal-framed door creaked on heavy hinges, but the Templar did not move until a shadow settled beside him, and tugged the hood from her head. They sat in silence, Andraste before them, the Knight-Captain and the Nightingale. "You are troubled," said Leliana. "As are you." " (Part 9 of 'Sum Ergo Sum')
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014
A Song, A Chant, Insufferable Nonsense reviews
Cullen joins the Inquisitor during her weekly ritual in the armory in exchange for a song. They learn a little more than they expected from this simple afternoon. (Part 6 of "Sum Ergo Sum")
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,983 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Inquisitor, Cullen - Complete
Unlikely Poetics reviews
" "In another life," she was fond of saying, all dimples and robust cheeks as she worked, "I was a fool in some Orlesian court." " Leona makes a move, and Cullen learns some poetry he's not entirely sure he ever wanted to hear. (Part 2 of "Sum Ergo Sum")
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Inquisitor, Cullen, Varric T. - Complete
Memoriam reviews
"There was no funeral, just as there was no body. A memorial service would be held, but not a proper mourning. Commander Shepard had no living relatives. Ashley Williams blinked tears out of her eyes and kept her stance at perfect attention. "Damn it." This was no place to cry. Not now. She would indulge herself at the service, among friends, not alone in a Citadel elevator."
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/26/2014 - Ashley W., Joker - Complete
As You Are My Heart reviews
Mahariel knows the word for affection in the Qunari language, but Sten does not yet know the words of her people. (Another asexual Sten/Mahariel fic)
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Sten - Complete
The Entropy School reviews
Before the Hero of Ferelden became a Warden, she was a Circle apprentice trying to understand her nature, finding an unlikely friend in a clumsy human. These memories keep her awake in camp sometimes, thinking of a friend she's sure is long gone-and it might even be her fault.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,951 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/23/2014 - Published: 5/23/2014 - Surana, Jowan, Anders
Never Let Them Say Fleeing Can't Be Romantic
The gang is fleeing from Templars through the streets. Why? Because Hawke pissed them off. Why? Because they threatened her favorite elven mage. The escape plan leads to some time alone with Anders.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2014 - Merrill, Anders, Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
In Service, Resolute
"The Inquisitor did -not- remind him of her." For some reason, mages continue to define Cullen's life, even in personal matters. Of course, to say so would require admitting personal matters existed where he was concerned. (Part 1 of "Sum Ergo Sum")
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/19/2014
Struggle is an Illusion reviews
The first time Sten calls Mahariel "Kadan." It is a long time before she finds out what it means. (Another asexual Sten/Mahariel fic)
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/19/2014 - Sten, Mahariel - Complete
Where the Heart Lies reviews
In Mahariel's mind, important conversations ought to take place in trees, even if the relationship is an unconventional one by Dalish standards. Or human standards. Or Qunari standards. - An asexual Mahariel/Sten fic, wherein the question of 'love' is approached.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2014 - Complete
Winter's Flame reviews
Hawke's companions have a running bet on her relationship with Anders. They're too clever to get caught in the act, and deflect her prying with musings on magic that might just bring the pair closer together.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/13/2014 - Published: 5/31/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F), Varric T. - Complete
You Know, Magic
The most unrealistic aspect of Varric's stories is magic, of all things. Hawke has a few things to say about that.
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
Where the Rubble Lies reviews
Hawke and her companions flee from Kirkwall in the aftermath of the Chantry's destruction and the nullification of the Circle. Hawke does not want to talk about what happened, but may have no choice in the matter. She gave Anders a chance for redemption during the chaos, but what now?
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2014 - Anders, Hawke (F)
When the Words are Gone
Varric's end. (No spoilers of any kind)
Dragon Age - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/24/2014 - Varric T. - Complete
A Life of the Pen reviews
Varric's life is that of a storyteller, and the writing life is not always easy.
Dragon Age - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 389 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/14/2014 - Varric T., Hawke (F) - Complete
When I Let the Water Take Me reviews
Everyone must die-this is the only truth. Even heroes one day fall. Twenty deaths and the Afterlife (no, not that one-the permanent one).
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kaidan A., Mordin S., Thane K., Shepard (F)
Shadows Cross, Never Bleed reviews
Rheia enters Skyrim to join the College, but gets sidetracked with the Thieves' Guild. It becomes apparent that while the Assassins and Thieves may have an arrangement, the two were never meant to work in close quarters. When the Brotherhood and the Guild find it necessary to do just that, it is sure that chaos will ensue. (Connected to 'Of Merit and Poultry' Valasca is Listener)
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
Whole-Hearted and Unsaid Appear on the Same Page of the Thesaurus
A triolet inspired by Kirk and Spock's relationship. [I welcome any and all critique.]
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Complete
Nothing to Keep Me from the Storm
No visit, no call. A daughter back from the dead can't just deprive her mother of a simple 'hey, I'm not dead' from the moment she found herself revived to the moment the Reapers arrive without consequence. (Part One of "Regrets, Like Old Friends" which includes "Breaking Over Me" and "Only If For a Night", in that order.)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/13/2014 - Shepard (F), Hannah S. - Complete
Cycle of the Solar Winds reviews
The Catalyst told Shepard she altered the variables, but she disagrees: every sentient being in the galaxy has altered them. The three solutions presented are not enough, and the commander will be damned if she dies before she negotiates something new. Can the galaxy live with the decision she's made? Or is it only a deal with the devil? [Ch1-2 Revised 7/10/13, Ch6 revised 7/18]
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/14/2014 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker
Merriments of the Void reviews
"Abhorrent Astrid was getting annoyed , and though the alliteration—ooh, the alliteration—was wonderful, and Cicero enjoyed bearing witness to her frustrations, it was strange and wrong for the Listener to be so long and far from Mother when not on , no no—it couldn't continue. And wouldn't, if Cicero had anything to say about it. (Comes before "Of Merit and Poultry")
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
Breaking Over Me
Shepard and Garrus talk about loss, and make a deal. (Can stand alone. Part two of "Regrets, Like Old Friends" which includes "Nothing to Keep Me from the Storm" and "Only If For a Night")
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
The Fallacies of Simple Observation reviews
[Trans*lock]""If you observed, John, or even looked, you would know that my aversion to people is nothing compared to people's aversion to me." "All right, Sherlock—what's the real reason?" "You're a doctor, John; observation of the human body is your industry. You do not 'deserve' to have me make an audible confession of what you have already seen."" [TW: dysphoria, transphobia]
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Only If For A Night reviews
Upon the final stretch, Shepard is exhausted. There is only one thing left to finish-and Thane is calling. [inspired by a Florence and the Machine song of the same name] (EDITED 9/1/13)
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
When Things Go to Hell reviews
Hackett gives Shepard access to an inter-species counter-strike force to take the pressure off the Normandy for smaller missions during ME3. It's bad enough packing Alliance soldiers into a small space-how can an inter-species military force hope to stop arguing long enough to fulfill a mission? Follows some Shepard and introduces the force based on multiplayer gameplay. OCs.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F)
Potential reviews
John is convinced the country will be too boring for Sherlock if there is no case to solve. Perhaps this isn't exactly true. (PROMPT: apples, street, green) Johnlock if you squint.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Merit and Poultry reviews
SKYRIM. Cicero and the Listener have an unfortunate misadventure beginning with chickens and ending with a trowel. Humorous Oneshot, but not crack. (PROMPT: "I didn't mean to kill your chicken.")
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
Never Otherwise
Johnlock. Slightly fluffly OneShot. PROMPT: Yellow & Glass. Sherlock and John leave town on a case, and stay in an unfortunately yellow room. Sherlock is too busy working on a puzzle to notice, while John knows just how unholy a color it is. But, an unexpected compliment might make him forgive the circumstances.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Published: 2/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Lifeblood on the Snow reviews
Rumbelle. Fluffy Oneshot. PROMPT: Yellow and Glass. Belle admires the enchanted roses in the courtyard of the Dark Castle until she notices Rumpelstiltskin.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
The Human Mind and Heart reviews
Sherlock Holmes once described the human mind as a hard drive, but it seems the space reserved for John is growing a bit too large, and musical theory is having the inverse effect. Sherlock-centric. Shwatsonlock. Non-explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 85 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Extraordinary reviews
Shwatsonlock fluff. Dr. Watson wonders why such a man as Sherlock Holmes would ever bother with him. Sherlock, of course, leads Watson through a series of deductions so the good doctor may answer the question himself. Characters c Sir Doyle.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
Rebecca Prologue reviews
SPOILERS. A prologue to the novel "Rebecca" by Daphne DuMaurier, from the POV of Maxim. I do not own the characters, film, or book, only my words. T for violence.
Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
Catcher in the Tower reviews
A parody retelling of Rapunzel, written in the style of "The Catcher in the Rye."
Crossover - Fairy Tales & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
Move Down reviews
Three Hatters walk into a bar. Jervis Tetch, Reginald Theophilus the Third, and Hatter Madigan all meet for a drink. Gratuitous amounts of tea consumed, problems discussed, and philisophical discussions ensue. Enjoy!
Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
You'll be an Assassin! reviews
A parody of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors," rewritten for the immortal Jonathan Teatime. You'll be an Assassin! Please read and review!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
Epiphany of the Student Drivers reviews
A parody of the song "Epiphany" in Sweeney Todd, written for every poor soul that must live through Driver's Education, where they continuously told me that we were all going to die. Thus, a parody was born. Please read and enjoy. 1 instance of mild lang.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
The Lost Christmas Special reviews
Join the Teen Titains for an unforgettable Christmas celebration! Expect goofyness, songs, romance, some humor, and plenty of action! RobStar, CyBee, maybe some BBRae! Please read and review! Happy Holidays! FINALLY UPDATED!
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Starfire, Robin
Intoxicating reviews
I couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe… it was like her being so close was intoxicating… 100 percent Romance. RobStar. NO LONGER a ONESHOT due to popular demand. Here's chapter 2 Please Review.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete