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Joined 03-01-04, id: 546935, Profile Updated: 04-14-14
Author has written 23 stories for Teen Titans, Sweeney Todd, Discworld, Batman the Animated Series, Fairy Tales, Rebecca, Sherlock Holmes, Sherlock, Once Upon a Time, Elder Scroll series, Mass Effect, StarTrek: The Original Series, Alice in Wonderland, and Catcher in the Rye.

PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS SALOMA-KIWI. APOLOGIES FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE: PENNAME WILL NOT BE CHANGED AGAIN.

Wow... this hasn't been edited since about Freshman year, I'll wager... let's do this thing:

Let me start by saying that I am a college student with many well-loved fandoms, and never actually grew up. I like to review (generating good karma and helping others improve or just letting them know they're doing well and have captured my imagination), and I'll probably pop up all over the place, even where you least expect me... stories based on a wider range of topics will probably appear as well!

Please review my stories if you end up reading them, as criticism is gratefully accepted. I need to know how I am doing in order to improve.


Pseudonyms: Saloma-Kiwi, DragonmageAuthoress on deviantart.com, bloodofthepen on AO3 and tumblr

Education: High School (FINIS); College (is eating my life)

Favorite Books: Wuthering Heights, The Iliad, The Two Princesses of Bamarre, The Hobit, Artemis Fowl, The Protector of the Small Series, The Princess Bride, The Discworld Series, The Phantom of the Opera ...

Favorite Characters: That would really take too long...

Favorite Games: The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time; Dragon Age; Mass Effect

Favorite Musical(s): "The Phantom of the Opera", "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street", and of course I am also fond of: "The Scarlet Pimpernel", "Wicked"

Favorite Shakespearean Plays (yes, this deserves its own category):

  • Comedy: Much Ado about Nothing
  • Tragedy: Hamlet
  • 'History' - King Lear
  • Quotations:

    "There is no poetry without madness." --Democritus

    “My characters shall have, after a little trouble, all that they desire.” – Jane Austen

    "Only those things are beautiful which are inspired by madness and written by reason." --Andre Gide

    Selected FanFic Quotes:

    "With enough tea, even a mad world could make some sense." --'Genesis', written by Bright Nova

    "It is an odd thing, but asylums are possibly one of the best places to go if you want to become truly mad. Asylums cause insanity just as bees cause honey and romances cause the sales of Kleenex to rise." --'Homesick', written by Checkerboards

    "If there’s anything left of you after that then I’ll gather your remains and sell them at a high price to Professor Snape for potion ingredients." --Strix Moonwing--Teen Idol-- written by StarfireK


    I'm a pretty big bookworm and geek (but I'm sure you already gathered that). I have been known to act a bit... dare I say it... fangirly at times, but those times are a bit rare. I prefer to refer to those moments as "geeking", not "fangirling." I am also a particularly hopeless Romantic, so all of my stories will have at least a little romance (in both the common and literary sense) in them.

    Please Read and Review!

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    Long Way From Home by The Mosh Pit reviews
    Teldryn Sero is hired in Solstheim by a strange woman, claiming to be searching for the source of attempts against her life. What follows is a journey through horror, beauty, pain and revelation as his patron slowly gives up her secrets, and Teldryn finds himself entwined with an ancient, tormented Dragonborn, balancing on the precipice of moral desolation and wickedness. Smutty.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 65,855 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3 - Published: 10/23/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio, Teldryn Sero, Gelebor - Complete
    I Think I'm A Tad Possessive by Vampiyaa reviews
    Possessive!Nine/Rose. The Doctor knows he's possessive of her, but her constant flirting with and attention from pretty boys of all species causes him to have violent outbursts in secret. And during a particularly tolling adventure, this time has been just one time too many. Will the Doctor stake his claim? One shot, big lemon.
    Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/27/2013 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
    Give a Man a Nightmare by ThePlotHolesMadeMeDoIt reviews
    That time when Murphy's Law seems to have a personal vendetta against Bones, he learns more about Vulcan anatomy than he ever wanted to know, and everything is Jim's fault. Every goddamned thing. Kirk/Spock established relationship, outsider POV, hints of smut
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2013 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, Spock - Complete
    Red by annatheginger reviews
    It is familiar. Striking, warm, sorrowing, deadly. All-encompassing, perfect. Red.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/21/2013 - [Shepard (F), Garrus V.] - Complete
    Balance of Power by Sereneffect reviews
    Commander Shepard is always in control and doesn't give that up easily. So what happens when someone takes it from her? Oneshot, rated for SMUT and language. FemShepxGarrus
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,797 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    A ChristMass Effect by Ezri Krios reviews
    While Joker turns into Scrooge and starts seeing dead people, Thane has a mid-life crisis and becomes a bad-ass biker! It all belongs to bioware apart from my OC's Groff and Joe. The Christmas decorations are mine too.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,687 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/18/2012 - Joker, Thane K. - Complete
    Sinners and Spinners by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
    When some of Rumpelstiltskin's darkest visitors come to call, Belle learns more about her employer's past and of the man behind the monster.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,699 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/26/2012 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
    This Valley of Dying Stars by Suilven reviews
    You'll never be alone, she'd said. She lied. Post-ME3. Very dark.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/11/2012 - [Garrus V., Shepard (F)] - Complete
    DragonTamer by Marchioness of Blackadder reviews
    But the fair maiden did not scream or run or weep, because Belle knew that in the wake of death, that wouldn't change anything. Instead, she saw the beauty in the ferocity, the utter darkness of the world that bespoke all nightmares.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,068 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
    Finding Peace by BookishGal reviews
    Follows "Breaking Free" and "Playing House." As Clarice Starling makes decisions about the right direction for her life, Hannibal Lecter finds patience and self-control can be difficult things indeed. Rated M for language, violence and sexual situations.
    Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 76,656 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
    Compulsion by Zion Angel reviews
    The Dark One is no stranger to carnal desires, and has been lusting after his pretty new caretaker from the beginning. His favorite fantasy of her involves the dagger that bears his name, and is buried deep beneath the Dark castle. - Smut. Smutty, smutty, Rumbelle smut.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,701 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
    One Kiss at a Time by NarrowBridge reviews
    If only they could have kissed one last time before he dropped the phial down the well. Belle wanted nothing more than to feel his lips against her own, apologizing, professing, loving. WARNING: spoilers for finale.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,412 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
    Grunt: NounVerb by OhSoDeadly
    1. A low, short guttural sound made by an animal or a person. 2. A short-tempered, hard-assed krogan juvenile with too much free time between missions. See also GARRUS VAKARIAN'S HEADACHE.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Garrus V., U. Grunt - Complete
    For the Future of Skyrim by Heiwako reviews
    Sequel to Darkness Rises When Silence Dies. The Dark Brotherhood is slowly rebuilding while the Civil War wages on.
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,116 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
    Playing House by BookishGal reviews
    A sequel to "Breaking Free." Hannibal Lecter and Clarice Starling test the waters of their new relationship. Rated M for occasional language, violence, and sexually suggestive content.
    Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 38,676 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - C. Starling, H. Lecter - Complete
    Consensus by logsig reviews
    Joker finds out about Legion's "There was a hole" excuse and is convinced that Legion has a thing for Shepard. Inspired by an MK prompt. SLASH. Sort of.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/29/2012 - Shepard (M), Legion - Complete
    Endlessly by GlassAngel reviews
    A collection of both slash and pre-slash drabbles involving Holmes and Watson, set in both movieverse and bookverse. Will be updated periodically.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,479 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
    Before by bittergrapes reviews
    A forwarded letter from a distant relative starts a fight between John and Sherlock. Set after 'Beneath' in my Translockverse. ftm!Sherlock/bisexual!John. Disclaimers included in the story.
    Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,532 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Do You Play? by Esperata reviews
    My first venture into Batman fanfics, featuring two of my favourite villains - Scarecrow and the Mad Hatter. As the King said 'Begin at the beginning and go on till you come to the end'.
    Batman the Animated Series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 48,705 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 3/13/2011 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Jonathan C., Mad Hatter - Complete
    Paint You Up in my Badass Love, Baby by Sleeveen reviews
    Tongue-in-cheek fill for a strange request over at the Kink Meme. Prompt: Mordin's tattoos are not actually tattoos, also, it has to be Mordin/Fshep. Weird, I know. But bear with me. Fill is humorous, tender and a little sexy. It's a little ridiculous too.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Mordin S., Shepard (F) - Complete
    This Deadly Innocence by TheLeslieFish reviews
    ...Or The End Of The Hurt-Comfort Syndrome. McCoy spells it out for Kirk, tricks Spock into understanding the problem and then sets Our Heroes down in a safe place where they can work out their issues. Originally published 1979, 'Naked Times 3.'
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 36,329 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
    Holiday by popehippo reviews
    Holidays can be rough. Even more so when it's a human holiday about romance, ritual and sex and you're... not human. Oneshot, FemShep/Garrus
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,684 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Resolution by Vulthrize reviews
    Post ME 2. Garrus knows that by continuing his relationship with Shepard, they will both face difficult personal and professional challenges. What he doesn't know is that most of these challenges await them both upon the Normandy's return to the Citadel.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,626 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    Confessions and Lamentations by Selkit reviews
    Squadmates, friends and acquaintances react, in their own words, to the new turn in Garrus and Shepard's relationship. Because everybody's got an opinion. Fem!Shepard/Garrus.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,181 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    The Hundred Year Distance by fondleaf reviews
    She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 35 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Garrus V., Shepard (F) - Complete
    The Greek Problem by Candle Beck reviews
    Slash, Holmes/Watson. People die for love and they kill for it.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,039 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/7/2010 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
    Power Struggle by bobmcbobbob1 reviews
    Being forced into it was not something Jareth or Sarah had in mind, and, since both are notoriously stubborn, naturally there is some resentment there. They will war for some edge until a compromise is reached or a bus barrels after Sarah. JS COMPLETE
    Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 171,262 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 291 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 12/6/2006 - Complete
    AlicexHatter Moments by Whisper Angelitos reviews
    The story of how Alice and the Mad Hatter somehow manage to co-exist...barely. :D
    Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 11,179 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 3/4/2008
    Never Be Mine by Witch Nova reviews
    On the eve of her 21st birthday Sarah is concerned when her friends begin behaving very strangely.
    Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,795 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
    Strangeness in the Air by The Mad Maiden reviews
    The Mad Hatter is wondering if there's something wrong with the air in Wonderland. An Hatter/older!Alice fic.
    Adventures in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Complete
    The Waiting Period by The Mad Maiden reviews
    Alice Pleasance's life is changed forever when a certain matchmaking Harley Quinn decides to take matters into her own hands. Alice/Jervis.
    Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 63,975 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/2/2008 - Mad Hatter, Alice P. - Complete
    Under Pressure by Cyprith reviews
    Eventually, something had to break. A fun Sarah/Jareth 100-prompt table.
    Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 5,277 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 12/17/2008 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Jareth, Sarah
    Of Desk Lamps and Humanity by ivywatcher reviews
    In the nothingness of his non-world, Death creates a desk.
    Discworld - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
    Genesis by Twinings reviews
    In the beginning, there were rogues.
    Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,680 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
    Social Butterfly With Fangs by BiteMeTechie reviews
    Jervis put the kettle on, kettle on, kettle on, Jervis, do put the kettle on, Jonathan Crane needs tea.
    Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2008 - Jervis T./Mad Hatter, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
    Le Fantôme et la Belle by Kates reviews
    A Phantom of the Opera, Beauty and the Beast crossover of epic proportions. Readers, ye be warned.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 156,259 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 6/23/2008 - Published: 9/7/2005 - Erik, Christine
    What Goblin Kings Don't Do by CoffeeKris reviews
    It's what the title says it is. Idea taken from fellow author the lovely Shadow-D'hampyr. Was a one-shot but is now a two-shot.
    Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,535 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/19/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Complete
    Cuddle by pinkeop reviews
    Mr. Todd wasn't a touchy-feely sort of bloke.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,681 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Complete
    A Rather Inelegant Courtship by Cyprith reviews
    One hundred ways Teatime managed to catch Susan's attention and the slow, accidental process of falling in love. Teatime x Susan.
    Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 11,666 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/9/2007 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
    The Equestrian by Blodeuedd reviews
    Where did Jonathan Crane learn to ride a horse? We may never know, but here's my answer to the question. Began as a response to Sakura123's challenge, and ended as something very different.
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,302 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Published: 4/23/2007 - Complete
    It's a Start by Kat A. Klysmic reviews
    This is a oneshot fanfic for Brichan's brilliant comic When Curiosity Met Insanity see more info inside The Reginald pursues Alice as usual but then gets stuck in the rain, and Alice takes him in out of pity.
    Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/28/2007
    The Crimson Rose by Csillan.Rose reviews
    The Phantom’s story as it was meant to be told… A story of the deception of innocence, of obsession and jealousy, of truth and lies…But most of all, a story of love. Note: WILL be ErikChristine, NO Raoul bashing.
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,665 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 7/17/2006 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Christine, Erik
    A Barber and His Neighbor by Lady Bedivere reviews
    A crossover of Sweeney Todd and Les Miserables. Javert fakes his death, flees to England, and makes an unexpected friend of the barber down the street. Improbable, but makes for an interesting read.
    Misc. Plays/Musicals - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2006 - Complete
    A Matter of Control by Ink Cat reviews
    After a restless night, Clarice Starling retires to the FBI's swimming pool for a workout, and a long brood on the intentions of Hannibal. But the cannibal isn't as distant as she believes... Post SotL, pre Hannibal.
    Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/3/2006 - Complete
    Red Roses by Robin's Fair Lady reviews
    Robin has died and Starfire is getting Roses From who?
    Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Robin, Starfire - Complete
    Be Afraid by The Logical Ghost reviews
    Oneshot. A new inmate at Arkham learns a valuable lesson in self preservation from our favorite doctor. Please leave a review!
    Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/10/2005 - J. Crane - Complete
    Dreamers by Ourania reviews
    A Link/Malon fanfic. What would have happened if there were two Heroes of Time? What if they fell in love with eachother? I've added some things to the older chapters, they aren't essential things just something to explain it better.
    Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,928 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/30/2005 - Published: 7/16/2002
    Just Three Words by bundles-'o-joy reviews
    What would you say to your favorite Phantom charecter if you could only use three words?
    Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2004
    Regarding the Jukebox by SarasimStark reviews
    From the pen of Dr. Arkham. New rules and regulations involving the jukebox.
    Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/13/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004
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    Shadows Cross, Never Bleed reviews
    Rheia enters Skyrim to join the College, but gets sidetracked with the Thieves' Guild. It becomes apparent that while the Assassins and Thieves may have an arrangement, the two were never meant to work in close quarters. When the Brotherhood and the Guild find it necessary to do just that, it is sure that chaos will ensue. (Connected to 'Of Merit and Poultry' Valasca is Listener)
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,074 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 9/24/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Cicero V.
    Whole-Hearted and Unsaid Appear on the Same Page of the Thesaurus
    A triolet inspired by Kirk and Spock's relationship. [I welcome any and all critique.]
    StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 68 - Published: 4/13 - Complete
    Nothing to Keep Me from the Storm
    Shepard finally has The Conversation with her mother. (Part One of "Regrets, Like Old Friends" which includes "Breaking Over Me" and "Only If For a Night", in that order.)
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Published: 4/13 - Shepard (F), Hannah S. - Complete
    Cycle of the Solar Winds reviews
    The Catalyst told Shepard she altered the variables, but she disagrees: every sentient being in the galaxy has altered them. The three solutions presented are not enough, and the commander will be damned if she dies before she negotiates something new. Can the galaxy live with the decision she's made? Or is it only a deal with the devil? [Ch1-2 Revised 7/10/13, Ch6 revised 7/18]
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,953 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V., Tali'Zorah, Joker
    When I Let the Water Take Me reviews
    Everyone must die-this is the only truth. Even heroes one day fall. Twenty deaths and the Afterlife (no, not that one-the permanent one).
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,879 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 2/16 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Kaidan A., Mordin S., Thane K., Shepard (F)
    Merriments of the Void reviews
    "Abhorrent Astrid was getting annoyed , and though the alliteration—ooh, the alliteration—was wonderful, and Cicero enjoyed bearing witness to her frustrations, it was strange and wrong for the Listener to be so long and far from Mother when not on , no no—it couldn't continue. And wouldn't, if Cicero had anything to say about it. (Comes before "Of Merit and Poultry")
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,123 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2013 - [Cicero V., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin] - Complete
    Breaking Over Me
    Shepard and Garrus talk about loss, and make a deal. (Can stand alone. Part two of "Regrets, Like Old Friends" which includes "Nothing to Keep Me from the Storm" and "Only If For a Night")
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,047 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Garrus V. - Complete
    The Fallacies of Simple Observation reviews
    [Trans*lock]""If you observed, John, or even looked, you would know that my aversion to people is nothing compared to people's aversion to me." "All right, Sherlock—what's the real reason?" "You're a doctor, John; observation of the human body is your industry. You do not 'deserve' to have me make an audible confession of what you have already seen."" [TW: dysphoria, transphobia]
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,641 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Only If For A Night reviews
    Upon the final stretch, Shepard is exhausted. There is only one thing left to finish-and Thane is calling. [inspired by a Florence and the Machine song of the same name] (EDITED 9/1/13)
    Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,028 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2013 - Shepard (F), Thane K. - Complete
    When Things Go to Hell reviews
    Hackett gives Shepard access to an inter-species counter-strike force to take the pressure off the Normandy for smaller missions during ME3. It's bad enough packing Alliance soldiers into a small space-how can an inter-species military force hope to stop arguing long enough to fulfill a mission? Follows some Shepard and introduces the force based on multiplayer gameplay. OCs.
    Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,843 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Shepard (F)
    Potential reviews
    John is convinced the country will be too boring for Sherlock if there is no case to solve. Perhaps this isn't exactly true. (PROMPT: apples, street, green) Johnlock if you squint.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/3/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Of Merit and Poultry reviews
    SKYRIM. Cicero and the Listener have an unfortunate misadventure beginning with chickens and ending with a trowel. Humorous Oneshot, but not crack. (PROMPT: "I didn't mean to kill your chicken.")
    Elder Scroll series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Cicero V. - Complete
    Never Otherwise
    Johnlock. Slightly fluffly OneShot. PROMPT: Yellow & Glass. Sherlock and John leave town on a case, and stay in an unfortunately yellow room. Sherlock is too busy working on a puzzle to notice, while John knows just how unholy a color it is. But, an unexpected compliment might make him forgive the circumstances.
    Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2013 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
    Lifeblood on the Snow reviews
    Rumbelle. Fluffy Oneshot. PROMPT: Yellow and Glass. Belle admires the enchanted roses in the courtyard of the Dark Castle until she notices Rumpelstiltskin.
    Once Upon a Time - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/18/2013 - Belle, Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold - Complete
    The Human Mind and Heart reviews
    Sherlock Holmes once described the human mind as a hard drive, but it seems the space reserved for John is growing a bit too large, and musical theory is having the inverse effect. Sherlock-centric. Shwatsonlock. Non-explicit.
    Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,705 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
    Extraordinary reviews
    Shwatsonlock fluff. Dr. Watson wonders why such a man as Sherlock Holmes would ever bother with him. Sherlock, of course, leads Watson through a series of deductions so the good doctor may answer the question himself. Characters c Sir Doyle.
    Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
    Rebecca Prologue reviews
    SPOILERS. A prologue to the novel "Rebecca" by Daphne DuMaurier, from the POV of Maxim. I do not own the characters, film, or book, only my words. T for violence.
    Rebecca - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Complete
    Catcher in the Tower reviews
    A parody retelling of Rapunzel, written in the style of "The Catcher in the Rye."
    Crossover - Fairy Tales & Catcher in the Rye - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Complete
    Move Down reviews
    Three Hatters walk into a bar. Jervis Tetch, Reginald Theophilus the Third, and Hatter Madigan all meet for a drink. Gratuitous amounts of tea consumed, problems discussed, and philisophical discussions ensue. Enjoy!
    Crossover - Batman the Animated Series & Alice in Wonderland - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mad Hatter, Mad Hatter/Hatta - Complete
    You'll be an Assassin! reviews
    A parody of "Dentist!" from "Little Shop of Horrors," rewritten for the immortal Jonathan Teatime. You'll be an Assassin! Please read and review!
    Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Complete
    Epiphany of the Student Drivers reviews
    A parody of the song "Epiphany" in Sweeney Todd, written for every poor soul that must live through Driver's Education, where they continuously told me that we were all going to die. Thus, a parody was born. Please read and enjoy. 1 instance of mild lang.
    Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Complete
    The Lost Christmas Special reviews
    Join the Teen Titains for an unforgettable Christmas celebration! Expect goofyness, songs, romance, some humor, and plenty of action! RobStar, CyBee, maybe some BBRae! Please read and review! Happy Holidays! FINALLY UPDATED!
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,657 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/16/2007 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Starfire, Robin
    Intoxicating reviews
    I couldn’t think, couldn’t breathe… it was like her being so close was intoxicating… 100 percent Romance. RobStar. NO LONGER a ONESHOT due to popular demand. Here's chapter 2 Please Review.
    Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 2/19/2006 - Robin, Starfire - Complete