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Joined 03-04-04, id: 547254, Profile Updated: 07-23-12
Author has written 5 stories for Static Shock.

So apparently I am happily married again? :/ FYI that guy in my profile pic? That is my ex boyfriend, not my husband. He is eskimo. My husband is Mexican. I am Luke's (my ex) fag hag now...even though he is not gay. But we still say it lol. We are besties :p

I am 22, have a kid, job, no life, no money, and am constantly hanging out with my ex. (not my husband but my ex boyfriend who i dated after me and my husband separated)

I am rewriting and majorly editing Ice.

Secrets Aren't Lies shall be removed completely for major rewrite. After three years to think it over I have decided to completely remove the OCs. So...don't read it. :P ...The first chapter will stay as is...for the most part. Yes. Just a slight difference in Richie's girlfriend...I made it a boyfriend instead. Ooooh. Yes after much deliberation I have come to terms with Richie's gayness but I will not support him being gay with his best friend when his best friend is obviously a top and I find Richie to be...toppish. Yes. Leave me alone. But I understand in the world of fanfiction where anything is possible it is the norm to see these two go at it in fictional bliss. Still...I like my Richie and Button pairing better. Ah shit, spoiler alert.

I thrive on attention...

Shiv is spoiled and people in my fanfictions think he is a drug dealer. Nah, he just has rich parents. Mwahahaha.

As for my Static Shock fanfictions...I absolutely love Ferret. I don't know why no one else does. He's just so...innocent. And he doesn't deserve the chasing and the put downs and all that. As far as I can see, he's just a broke dude who steals food. I would too if I was living on the streets. My baby, that's what I call him. I gave him a life of his own. A complicated one, but a life all the same. But he's not the only one. I just don't write about the others too much, mainly because it all comes in good time. Like I said, I love Ferret. Love love love love him. To little tiny bits. I want him. I want to buy him from the company or something similar. I want...everything to do with him. And...yeah. What can I say.

Another thing about Static Shock fanfictions of mine...not yet have they been written down a lot without being deleted, but those members of Hotstreaks little..."gang" ok I'll give when I say that...I brought life to as well. Maybe a little too much. The kid in the green coat...who also appeared in Consequences with the only line "Hey!" as any indication that he could speak and also a yellow coat instead...is now the kid in the green coat with the red streaks in his hair and the ring in his nose and the KoRn posters in his room. Also, the dude with the blonde dreadlocks and red shades...who also appeared in Consequences only in red instead of purple wear...is now the dude with dreadlocks who listens to opera, reads Shakespear, and regrets his life at some points while still wearing baggy clothes. Also, a very overprotective brother who doesn't want Button hanging around Hotstreak or any other person who could quite possibly take advantage of him.I have given them the names Anthony ( Button)Grant and Conner Grant whose name his father gave to Button when they adopted him into their family. Button just doesn't quite fit in is basically his problem in life. After all, how many straight out of Mexico kids run around with red and blue adn any other color they can think of hair, facial peircings and love of KoRn and Bad Religion. Not many. (The ones around here run around in South Pole and listen to rap and Mexican polka. It's very annoying.) In fact, he doesn't even get along with many Hispanics. That or they just don't get along with him. He's pretty friendly after all...oh and he's gay.

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The Puzzle Game by anacsadder reviews
A pending law threatens Static and Gear's secret identities; a vengeful villain hides a sinister vendetta; Frieda's world is turned upside down and inside out...
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,153 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/20/2005 - Published: 4/9/2005
With a Rope by taitofan reviews
Two bang babies play the fortune cookie game with unexpected results...
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Shiv, Hotstreak - Complete
Hot Flash Backs by Ginger Alli reviews
Hotstreak goes to visit a place that holds memories, both good and bad, to find himself.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,071 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/14/2005
Buyin a Oneway Ticket Out of Your Mind by The First Light reviews
Chapter 4 is up! Hot Streak just came out of the army, and is going with a fresh start. He is now named "Knives" and no one knows who he really is. Pls R&R.
Static Shock - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,300 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/12/2004 - Published: 4/23/2004
Runaway by VincentM reviews
Virgil finds out a secret Richie's been keeping from him, but not before the bad guys do. Now, Richie's in a hell of a lot of trouble and he only has one solution - he has to run away. WIP
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,358 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 6/8/2004 - Published: 6/5/2004
Ebon's Big Surprise by Red Witch reviews
Ebon learns the hard way that it's not a good idea for Metahumans to drink chemicals they don't understand.
Static Shock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,706 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Complete
Electric Fire by Crazi.Neko reviews
Hotstreak wins a battle with Static, only there was a bet attached to it. Is Virgil in over his head with this bet? And with his attitude on the defensive, what will happen to his friendship with Ritchie. Slash, rape, and some serious angst abounds! R&R
Static Shock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 4/21/2003 - Complete
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The Wonders of Snow reviews
The Meta-Breed find something in their hideout. Ebon's not happy. Shiv is really happy. Talon and the others are pleased. And well...all but Ebon want to recruit this creature into their "family". What wonders will come? Rated T for language.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,394 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/23/2012 - Published: 2/25/2009
Secrets Aren't Lies reviews
Daisy's blowing off Virgil, Frieda's dating a firey convict, and Richie admits to having a girlfriend for the past year. Where is Virgil in all this frenzy? Well, a little bit lost as a matter of fact.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008
Ice reviews
A terrible beating leaves Ferret lame. And now, he's starving, depressed, and alone. Will he find safety and welcoming for once in his life, or just more neglect? Will he be able to live with his terrible past even, or will he just off himself? Please R&R
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 4/21/2006
Green Mohawks are Pretty Too reviews
Ebon was a teenager once. And Shiv was there right along with him when he had his hair dyed green. It's just a little bit of a nonsense story. Backgroundishy...I would say. Read if you want.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/31/2007 - Complete
Paint it Black reviews
It's about Ebon, and how Shiv looks at him.
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 5/25/2006 - Complete