Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Newsies, Marching Band, and House, M.D..
"Hate groups just love the Internet."
So, anyway, shoutouts to my friends:
Ella-Thanx for cluing me into this site. It rox! You gotta call/e-mail me during college dearie, and I'll come see you march "in the Dome!"
My Heroes: My mom, my grandpa on my dad's side, anybody who sticks up for what they believe in, my best friend Mandie, for never giving up on securing the man she loves, my youth leader, and my friend Natalie.
I like to listen to Flogging Molly, Dropkick Murphy's, Kenny Chesney, Reba McIntire, Martina McBride, Nirvana,the Dixie Chicks(don't laugh!), Flightsong(local band),Rascal Flatts,Charlie Daniels, Fountains of Wayne, Fleetwood Mac, Chevelle, Aerosmith, The Beatles, U2, RENT, Wicked, 42nd Street, a little Hairspray, Toby Keith, Black Eyed Peas, occasionally Outkast, Dashboard Confessional(WOO-HOO!), Maroon 5, Yellowcard, Stacie Orricco, Yellowcard, Hoobastank, Jet, The Ataris, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Train, Hawthorne Heights, The Cherry Poppin' Daddies, the Glenn Miller Orchestra, Sanctus Real, Relient K...if you know of anything else that's good, TELL ME!
Read these fics:
Harry Potter! The Musical by Doublemint Twins Evny East Side Story by Saturday Hands Down by Sita-chan Jaded by Rothalion Of Ice Cream Trucks and Jewish Songs by Liams Kitten PSYC 1520 by Oxymoronic Alliteration The Journal of Racetrack Higgins by Braids21 Toxic by Genii Storytime by Boydus Survey SAYS! by SpecsGlasses AND... AOL90 by Saturday
East Side Story by Saturday Hands Down by Sita-chan Jaded by Rothalion Of Ice Cream Trucks and Jewish Songs by Liams Kitten PSYC 1520 by Oxymoronic Alliteration The Journal of Racetrack Higgins by Braids21 Toxic by Genii Storytime by Boydus Survey SAYS! by SpecsGlasses AND... AOL90 by Saturday
Hands Down by Sita-chan
Jaded by Rothalion
Of Ice Cream Trucks and Jewish Songs by Liams Kitten
PSYC 1520 by Oxymoronic Alliteration
The Journal of Racetrack Higgins by Braids21
Toxic by Genii
Storytime by Boydus
Survey SAYS! by SpecsGlasses
AOL90 by Saturday
My best review EVER:
OMG YOU GAVE ME A SHOUTOUT EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T REVIEW! (starts sobbing hysterically) I LOVE YOU! I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REVIEW, I'VE BEEN AT CAMP AND I FORGOT TO TELL YOU, I FELT PERFECTLY MISERABLE! AHH! (wanders away to find a box of tissues)
Bumlets: She's an idiot.
Racetrack: Amen to that. We should probably finish the review to break the monotony of waiting for her to find the goddamn tissues.
Bumlets: Izzy loved this chapter, didn't she, Race?
Racetrack: She most certainly did. And she was very impressed by your taste in music, Liz.
Bumlets: (cringing) She started singing "Higher Ground" and then got overexcited and ran into her room to turn it on.
Racetrack: But we managed to get her back.
Bumlets: We had to give Jack a quarter to lasso her back in. It was terrible. He started singing that song from 42nd Street: "We're in the MONEY! The skies are SUNNY! We've got a lot of what it takes to get a lot!" and then sort of tapdanced away.
Racetrack: (eyes glazing over) It was really hot.
Izzy: (from the other room) I FOUND THE TISSUES! HALLELUJAH!
Racetrack: This review is probably getting very tedious.
Bumlets: We apologize.
Izzy: (coming back into the room) You know, the way you guys are finishing each other's sentences is very sexy. I am extremely turned on.
Bumlets and Race: Um...thank you, you perverted creep.
IN ANY CASE. Awesome chapter, I love you, UPDATE SOON! does not tackle you, lol
Quotes and Randomness:
"I'm sorry I can't be perfect!"-Simple Plan
"Ooooh,he's cute!"-Liz B.
"Daboo daboo dah!"-Ella
"Johnny Depp!"-also Ella
"Stop the world,I wanna get off!"-Me
"I'm wasted on cross-country! We dwarves are natural sprinters! very dangerous over short distances!"-Gimli in Two Towers
"The way is shut. It was made by those who are Dead, and the Dead keep it. The way is shut."-Legolas in ROTK
"He's a hot man!"-Me or any of my friends on any given day
"I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened."-Frodo in FOTR
"There'll be no living with her after this."-Johnny Depp
"I don't like intimidation,it makes me feel icky!"-Johnny Depp in Secret Window
"The more testosterone in a guy, the more square the jaw."-Mandie
"Come Hither!"-McPherren, my sophmore shotput coach
"Queen Elizabeth and Ella Fitzgerald!"-Elsner, my OTHER sophmore shotput coach
"No. No. You're done."-Bouma
"I know the truth now, I know who you are, and I don't love you anymore!"-Evanescense
"That was weally weally wandom."-Not sure who that originated with...
"A newt!"-Eric doing his Monty Python accent
Buddy:Save me from the EIP!
Yes, me and my friends are psycho. But, as I've said before...THAT'S WHAT MAKES US FUN!
"Save me! The penguins are gonna kill me!"-Me, yelling at Ella after I drank four Diet Pepsis and my English sub looked at me like I was nuts. Which I am.
"He done turned him into a frog!"-O Brother, Where Art Thou?(Never seen it. Heard it's hilarious)
"Your Honor, I object!"
"Yeah,he was here. But he put an egg in his shoe and...beat it"-Racetrack(good quote! Ella, I can't believe it took you five months to get that!)
"Throw farther! Use your legs! Work HARDER!"- Mandie bitching at us during shot practice, which, thankfully, is now over
"I'm going through a divorce! A D-I-V-O-R-C-E! Deevorce!"-Johnny Depp in Secret Window
"Bloody Pirates!"-Kiera Knightly
"Conner! Elizabeth! Ella! Pay attention and STOP talking!"-Harder, in one of her futile efforts to get us to pay attention in English. I swear, she hates us ALL! Why the HELL else would she give us all grades below a C+ on a project where we all worked our butts off? HUH! HUH! TELL ME! (does a few yoga breaths, then shoots Harder's picture twenty times) OK, so, the yoga breaths don't really work. BUT...whatever.
"I am NOT short!"-Kirsten
Kirsten:If it weren't for short people there wouldn't be any tall people! Ever think about THAT! HUH?
"I don't know, what DO I wanna say?"-Kirsten
"I AM AN ALTO!"
"AAAH! Stop stabbing me with that fucking fork!"-Curtis, after I'd gotten mad at him for lying to me about Liz(long story), and then started stabbing him with my fork
"You can see the bulge better in his new pants"-Mandie, in a slightly dreamy voice, obsessing over you-know-who. Shoot me.
"WHERE'S THE DAMN PHONE!"-Tiffany, when she couldn't find the phone right in front of her nose
"It's raining tampons,Hallelujah it's raining tampon!"-Mandie, after a tampon fell out of her locker while I was singing "It's Raining Men"
"Mandie...Hello! Earth calling Mandie!"
"This is not a concert! It's a contest of 'Let's-See-How-Many-Bands-Mandie-Can-Play-In!'" Me! my friend mandie played in 5 out of 7 bands at a school concert I went to
Liz B:I love Mush! Can I have Mush? Please!
"He needed WIDE OPEN SPACES! ROOM TO MAKE HIS BIG MISTAKES! HE NEEDS NEEEEEEEW FACES!" sorry. dixie chicks moment
"This is not some kind of joke, you're just a kid, You're not ready for what you did!"-Train, 'Ordinary'
"Bienvenida a el caribe, amor"
"Ahora, trao el horizonte!"
"My hair's all CRISPY!"-Ellie, after we put spray on black hair color on her for our Spanish video. TWICE!
"ALL FEAR THE ALMIGHTY HAPPY DANCE!"-Blink, in Chapter 6 of "One Of Those Days"
"OH MY GOD! Why is he at the chiropracter? What's wrong with his back? Does that mean he can't have sex!"
Favorite Musicals: RENT, Beauty and the Beast, Cats, 42nd Street, NEWSIES, The Little Mermaid(YES, it's a musical, albeit a Disney one), Hercules, The Hunchback of Notre Dame, Mary Poppins, Wicked, Babes In Arms and other...stuff
Favorite Books: Rainbow High, anything by Mary Higgins Clark, Sabriel, Lirael, and Abhorsen(all by Garth Nix), Four Past Midnight(Steven King), most of Janet Evanovich's stuff, the 'For Dummies' series, The Princess Diaries series, my sudoku books, Boy Meets Boy, and whatever else happens to cross my path!
Anyway...things I don't like(and now it's come to this,LOL,Girl in the Mirror inside joke):Chocolate,broccili, cauliflower, men who lie and brag(basically ALL men), moochers, and people who think they are the Story Police from God, when, in fact, they are the Story Police from hell,Jessica Simpson, men who won't talk about their feelings(i guess that's ALL men), my idiotic chorus teacher, and my idiotic friend making out in the hallways and at the movies with her EQUALLY idiotic boyfriend.
Fav Movies: Newsies(NO FUCKIN' DUH!), Secret Window,Before Night Falls,Pirates of the Carribean,Lord of the Rings,Edward Scissorhands,The Princess Diaries,Finding Nemo, Drumline('cause drummers are cool), The Libertine, Brokeback Mountain, DOGMA, The Incredibles and School of Rock
In keeping with the Ella spirit,my favorite pairings for slash would be: Harry/Draco Any Newsie/Any Newsie
My mind is just a LIIIIIIIIIITTLE twisted,as you can see. LIVE WITH IT! It's not my fault my mom dropped me on my head at age 1! She dropped me on my driveway, for God's sake. So it's HER fault! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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