Pickled Death
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Joined 03-04-04, id: 547354
Author has written 14 stories for Naruto.

EDIT JUNE 14, 2005: Because FanFiction.Net annoys me, I've cast off into the world of LiveJournal, where I will continue to write and post fanfiction--it simply won't be archived here. :) I can be found here. If you are on LiveJournal, please, feel free to add me--chances are I'll add you back--even if only for the sole purpose of keeping tabs on me. ;) However, Saiyuki work, for the sake of hastier feedback reciprocation, will be archived here--FanFiction.Net username "Neo-rin". Thank you all for your support.

If you have any questions or if you'd simply like to chat, I also hang around on AIM under the screenname "zombie cacturne".

Again, thank you all for your support.

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Dawning by deleria reviews
After years of silence the Akatsuki are active again. Her allies uncertain, the Godaime sends two teams - one for a potential offensive strike and another for covert surveillance. Who would have guessed that Shikamaru and Sakura could fake it as newlyweds so well? ShikaSaku with early (one-sided) hints of SasuSaku. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 102,033 - Reviews: 1023 - Favs: 1,257 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 10/15/2004 - [Shikamaru N., Sakura H.] - Complete
A Fox and a Shark Walk into a Bar by Gigabomb reviews
AU In a universe where Itachi and Kisame succeeded in capturing Naruto, an Akatsuki delegation is sent to Konoha to negotiate a treaty in the midst of war. The only problem is, everyone in Konoha thinks Naruto is dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 158,746 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 1,020 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 6/7/2007 - Published: 7/23/2004 - Naruto U.
Reunion by Sequ3stered reviews
DISCONTINUED Team Gai fic. Characterization? What characterization?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,896 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 9/1/2004
Chasing Blue Sky by Nightambre reviews
Sometimes the life of a kunoichi isn't the easiest thing in the world. The years and experience they share form the strongest bond. Leafkunoichi centric, AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,752 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/3/2006 - Published: 9/3/2004
Juppon Buki by Istoria reviews
Ten weapons, ten stories, the long path to achieving a dream. A character study of the weapons expert Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,752 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 710 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/11/2004 - Tenten - Complete
Eek! by randomsomeone reviews
Terrible scariness! Absolute parody! Piles of crack! Everything about badfic emerges and runs rampant! I should've put it down as horror, too.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 61 - Words: 34,987 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/24/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004
Butterflies by Kagezuchi reviews
Nov 19: will try to continue during winter, so busy! Sakura attempts to hook up Ino with Shino, but things aren't turning out like she planned. Doubts begin to rise concerning herself and Sasuke as she finds herself attracted to Shino.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 108,068 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 2/12/2005 - Published: 12/16/2003
Bell Jars by honeyblood reviews
[AU; post-Chuunin exams; Sakura-centric; oneshot] She cuts her hair at twelve. At thirty-five it's long again. But there is a long way between twelve and thirty-five.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,186 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/2/2004 - Complete
The True Adventures of the Yondaime Hokage by Spectrum reviews
Ever wonder what really went down back before the show even began? Here, finally, is the truth about Kyuubi, the Fourth Hokage, and all of the various messed up things in between. Disclaimer: 'truth' is a relative term.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,186 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 23 - Published: 9/14/2004 - Minato N. - Complete
Tainted Desire by Yanslana reviews
Orochimaru. Iruka. Some grudges are carried, generation past. Yaoi, sort of. Loosely set in Evil Kasumi Lizmun's Midnight Confessions universe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,403 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Iruka U., Orochimaru - Complete
a million doors by Visions reviews
She thought it was too hard, that she could never love him. Then she found out how wrong she was. InoShikamaru, as requested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,977 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 25 - Published: 7/30/2004
Everyone Believes in Something by Pyrrhic Lotus reviews
KibaShino. “Kiba is proud with the knowledge that silly things like logic have never stopped him.” R&R.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 214 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2004
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Silent Dreams by superfufu reviews
The dreams of a boy who had shown overwhelming devotion, unfaltering even to the last breath. [This is for you, Haku.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,596 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
In My Eyes by S h i b b i e reviews
AU: Differing POVs on Shikamaru and his transaction to becoming a Chuunin. “… things were changing Shikamaru was going to break off and leave you behind… and it made you feel uneasy inside. He was your anchor and without him you’d surely float awa
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/12/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004
And Then It Starts To Snow by rain-streaked reviews
[ZabuHaku-ish] Haku, Zabuza, a decision, and a dream only half realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2004
Gaara and Love by shiruru reviews
Gaara has a little encounter with an angsty Hinata. What would Gaara do? [parody of bad GaaraHina fics]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 763 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Gaara, Hinata H. - Complete
Those Tears by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
Sasuke's weakness exposed.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/27/2004
Transition Anchor by Chelsee reviews
Survival and loss, dealing, adaption. Anticipation and dread -- Those Hidden in the Leaves, sitting on the edge of no tomorrow.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 36,770 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/9/2004 - Published: 12/25/2003
The Infinite Possibilities by sutaretagaisce reviews
TemariShikamaru: You have countless choices in life, but only one chance to make the right decision. Temari retraces her steps and searches to see if she could choose all over again.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,179 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8/2004 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Second Time Around by Sunfreak reviews
The universe is infinite and everything you can imagine is real. TsunadeJiraiya, except when it's not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/19/2004
Midnight Festival by NoiseTank13 reviews
Kankurou wins Gaara an old, but cherished possession.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/18/2004
Fledgling by Moonsheen reviews
Stand up, Hinata.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/30/2003
Punctuality by Jada Flame reviews
Kakashi's behavior is beginning to get on Iruka's nerves. What's our favorite chuunin to do? IruKaka. Yes, you read that right. Rating for implied off-camera activity. Shounen-aiborderline yaoi- flames will be eaten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/30/2003
Such A Thing by Sunfreak reviews
The Nine Tails Fox has a most unexpected person on the brain . . . Implied shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/7/2003
Door by Morien Alexander reviews
[Complete] Kakashi and Iruka take Naruto and Sasuke to a festival. mild shounenai
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 21 - Published: 5/11/2003 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
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Situation Normal reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; she was graying but never aging, and she was his.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Complete
Firefly reviews
Sasuke x Sakura; a kunoichi makes a desperate wish to remain beside that whom she has sworn to protect. …Fast forward to Shiritsu Kadouzeki High School. The year is 2009. Popular know-it-all Haruno Sakura has met her antithesis.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2004
Places In Heaven reviews
one-shot; Sasuke. Naruto. Sakura. Team 7 in their final hours. Learning the meaning of "comradeship". Or "suicide".
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,451 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/1/2004 - Complete
Silence In Sound reviews
one-shot; it's a nice day. Shikamaru is dead. It's a nice day.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,111 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/29/2004 - Complete
The Same Sad Songs reviews
Kakashi x Iruka; the great unrelationship unraveled and time wastes away in ramen houses, because Iruka nurtures everyone's demons but his own.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/22/2004
Pazienza reviews
one-shot; Naruto x Sakura; but I wait only for you.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Till Morrow Deep Midnight reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; in the outskirts of Konohagakure, a bird lies bleeding and broken. And he’s won.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/17/2004 - Complete
Directus reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Tenten throws things and Neji thinks. Or tries not to. Um, what?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 586 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2004 - Complete
His Raven's Cardinal reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; Neji. Tenten. A mistake. A misplaced curse seal. The depths of devotion…and someone’s death on your hands.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Complete
Renaissance reviews
Uchiha Itachi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2004
Susceptibility reviews
one-shot; Neji x Tenten; drawn the fine line between weakness and love lately? Neither has Tenten.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/17/2004 - Complete
A Ninja's Life For Me reviews
one-shot; implied Shikamaru x Ino; Nara Shikamaru's first assassination.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
White Intentions reviews
one-shot; one-sided Mizuki x Iruka; There's a time and place for showing people you care.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/9/2004 - Complete
Idealism reviews
one-shot; Iruka does not believe in vengeance. He does believe in forgiveness. Forgiveness has its extremities. For example, Iruka is too young to be a father, especially to a hooligan like Naruto. …But somehow, he fits the bill just fine.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
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