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Joined 03-04-04, id: 547464
Author has written 16 stories for Inuyasha, Harry Potter, Rurouni Kenshin, and Legend of Zelda.
Basically, I'm a psycho? Anything else you need to know?

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The Reaka And Lupin Love Story

Lupin: Hi!
Reaka: Hi!
Lupin: I have to tell you something!
Reaka: What?
Lupin: I love you!
Reaka: I love you too you horny bitch! Now that my fantasy's complete, my league of Chinese dancers will dance to celebrate! (A line of Chinese boys start to dance.)

The End

That's my little, retarded love story. Anyway. I'm from Michigan and don't like my school right now. They cut the choir and drama program! How Nazi ish can a school get? And I'm a mutt. I'm Native American, Irish, Dutch, German, and English. Yeah. That's all you need to know about me.

You want to know more? Nope. Not a chance. See you!

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Why Me? by Darth Vice reviews
Have you ever wondered what Snape's parents are like? Well everyone at Hogwarts is about to find out to Snape's horror and it's not what they expected.OC and AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 86,598 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Severus S., OC
Stalking Shinomori by death muffin reviews
Misao has a new hobby! Good God, Aoshi's gonna need a restraining order. And therapy. Lots, and lots of therapy.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Misao, Aoshi
Condom City by Crash's Angel reviews
Kagome takes condoms to the past Sesshoumaru makes a treaty w Inuyasha Deals and pacts are made Miroku finds out what the condoms are for. Note: This is the prequel to my other fic, The Job. It's Done. Finished. Complete. OVER! Final chap now up!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,961 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/7/2007 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Sesshomaru, Kagome H. - Complete
Revenge by PixieDust Love reviews
CHAPTER SIX IS UP! Hermione decides to take revenge and does so by writing a list and acting out the items on it of ways to annoy snape!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/4/2005 - Published: 12/7/2003 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Her Last Moments by FaymosAmos reviews
In order to best break the boy, we must destroy everything he loves... Start small. He will not last long.” A short and dark one-shot about how Ginny plays into the hands of Voldemort. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,625 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Ginny W. - Complete
Of Wolves and Tights by Riftwar-Slave reviews
What happens when Kagome brings back with her an enchanted Boom Box? One that has the Inu Yasha crew singing and dressing in the weirdest ways? R&R
Inuyasha - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 23,251 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 1/31/2005 - Published: 3/6/2004
Chess by opalish reviews
Ron and McGonagall play a game of chess. Ron loses his temper, Gryffindor loses points, and McGonagall loses a few comforting illusions. But maybe something's gained in the end... Slight RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 58 - Published: 1/16/2005 - Ron W. - Complete
Midnight by opalish reviews
Harry knows that a prayer is a wish that won't ever be granted. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/31/2004 - Harry P. - Complete
Animoof by Riftwar-Slave reviews
The Enchanted Boom Box is back. And this time Inu Yasha and co aren't the only ones it's after.Say goodbye to any respect you might have had for anime characters as they all perform to the most embarassing songs.
Anime X-overs - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/2/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004
A Bunch Of Songs Dedicated To Whom Else But Link by Dark Shedevil reviews
A bunch of songs dedicated to everyone's favorite pointy eared Hyilan, Link! Songs here mimic many famous songs, but are rewritten to suit Link's lifestyle. WARNING: Due to the composer's incredibly lame and perverted song writing ability, it's PG13.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/17/2004
Albus, I Knocked Up a Weasley by Runny Ink reviews
Complete! Due to an accident, Ron is expecting and Professor Snape is the father. Mild slash but not between RW and SS (and pretty one sided) MPreg
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,855 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/5/2004 - Published: 12/14/2003 - Ron W., Severus S. - Complete
Hogwarts very own Karaoke Contest by Little Miss CraZy reviews
THings are getting boring at hogwarts and Dumbledore thinks of the perfect plan to spice things up... A KARAOKE CONTEST!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 43 - Words: 15,957 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 3/16/2004
Amekakeru, Ryu No Harry Potter! by Neko-Hime9003 reviews
What happens when Kenshin-Gumi and the Harry Potter Gang switch words? Chapter 5 up! w00t!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,259 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/30/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004
Dark Days Ahead by Pooka da Chao reviews
When Remus' condition starts to worsen, a new threat may kill him. Characters reflect on the event in a conversational manner. RWHG, implied slash, and a few areas of strong language. FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,461 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 5/28/2004 - Remus L., Harry P.
Bluesummer's clues by animetenshi101 reviews
Just what it says, Legato hosts Blue's Clues. Rated PG just in case
Trigun - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2004
Routine by John Locke reviews
Remus Lupin, shy and a book worm. Come into his world, in his PoV, see him as he breaks his routine. Not your usual Remus. Lighthearted no angst. Slight slashness implied but not REALLY acted on
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,833 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Remus L.
Operation NAVI by Freeze Card reviews
Link and Tatl search for Navi! This story includes: Parodies! Bashing! Randomness! Plagorism! Strange people! Alternate bosses! Long chapters! Action! Adventure! Humor! Romance! Drama! Death! Horrible singing! AND MUCH MUCH MORE! WELCOME TO OPERATION NAVI
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,987 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2004 - Published: 6/19/2004
DC Comics and Bad Tea by Empress T'Pau reviews
The Staff of Hogwarts a bunch Superheros? What? Snape is Batman? Dumbledore is Superman?Minerva is Wonder Women? Weirded out yet? This story is complete...expect a sequal sometime ;) R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,408 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/5/2004 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Severus S. - Complete
Empty Chairs by Sabaye Leyr reviews
On a muggy summer night in 1995, Remus Lupin sits in The Three Broomsticks, pondering the thought of being The Last Marauder. OOTP Spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/4/2004
I'll Meet You There by Reese Craven reviews
One shot. Harry's last moments spent in Draco's arms. This is slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 519 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Complete
The Crazy by Alone All Along reviews
A poem from the mind of Luna Lovegood. Luna's thoughts on how others perceive her. Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 105 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Luna L.
I Am the Wolf by Delar Eriath reviews
Kiba wonders what the meaning of the call to Paradise is. Why must he wander? Why must he keep going?
Wolf's Rain - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/27/2004
Sinking 'Ships by lielabell reviews
This is a humorous look at what the reactions of Hogwarts students might be if they had access to the stories written about them. It is a one shot and focuses on a number of different ‘ships. I am by choice an avid DG, and so it leans in that directio
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
The Rose by The Literary Dragon reviews
REPOSTED Under the blanket of winter lies the seed of hope and healing. The final battle has been fought. A mortally wounded Inuyasha finds Kagome, also badly injured, and comes to a realisation that he should have come to a long time ago.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Complete
Make You Purr by Silver Miko reviews
Aoshi is reluctantly dragged by Sano to see exotic dancing, and Aoshi is stunned by a certain short dancer in a catsuit...
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
How Hajime Found Out by Reese Craven reviews
Tokio is pregnant...again. What will Saitou do? Warning: Saitou is OOC.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,042 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/28/2004 - Published: 4/1/2004 - Saitou
InuChan Will Survive by Dew-Shan of Egypt reviews
I do not own Gloria Gaynor. Inuyasha's just dern good at singing her hit single, "I Will Survive." Read it, and you'll see what I mean. Hint, hint
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Inuyasha, Kikyou
What the Rooster Saw by Silver Miko reviews
A quick fic I wrote at school about something Sano saw and is just dying to share. It's AM I swear!
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
Once Upon a Time by Kimagure reviews
Remus tells James a fairy tale. James gives Remus a hard time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Aoshi's How To Get A Guy by Misosoup31 reviews
This story about Aoshi and how he is totally in love with Kenshin... (Cuz he's so cool)
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/28/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
The chronicals of Lupin Poems by John Locke reviews
a bunch of angsty Lupin poems.... hope you like... i have a knack for angsty poems.. about werewolves anyhow...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 1,639 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 1/13/2004 - Published: 10/21/2003 - Remus L.
Little Brother by firestorm2 reviews
Sesshomaru thinks of his brother, and comes to the final conclusion. (Poem with a character death)
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 271 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/4/2004
Last Resort by Angel Selenity reviews
What has happened..Inuyasha is wounded and more depressed then ever. Has he finally been pushed over the edge?
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/20/2003
Dumbledore's List by AppleJuiceMaster reviews
Dumbledore gives everyone a list of questions, which they have to answer HONESTLY! Warning, there's swearing in this story and of course the usual insanity! New: Voldemort's answers! (about bloody time, too..)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,454 - Reviews: 380 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 4/9/2003 - Severus S.
July by Robin4 reviews
Remus Lupin sits alone and says goodbye to his last best friend. Spoilers for OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
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Revenge reviews
Miroku has groped Sango for the last time.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/30/2005 - Sango
Unfinished Business reviews
Sirius and James reflect on how they had treated Snape in the past, and they decide to do something about it. Possible OOC. Rating may change.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/15/2005 - Sirius B., James P.
Severus Snape Avenges reviews
The Sequel to Ron Weasley Kills. Don't read if you're sensitive to Spongebob insults. It's the Christmas holidays in Ron's 6th year, and people still talk about his infamous Spongebob killing. Until Trelawney makes a scary prediction, that is...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,560 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 7/2/2005 - Ron W., Severus S.
If There were no blank in Hogwarts reviews
Dumbledore decides to have an essay contest for both staff and students about what it would be like if a certain object didn't exist in Hogwarts. What does everyone come up with?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/24/2005 - Published: 5/7/2005
Sango,Sango, let down your hair! reviews
The rating might go up, depending on the languege in later chapters. Parody of Rapunzel! Sango is the unfortunate maiden locked in the tower by Miroku, and Sesshomaru's the prince? You have to read to find out more. Inspired by a conversation about armpit
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 13,713 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2005 - Published: 12/22/2004
Three Broomsticks reviews
Draco Malfoy and Ginny Weasley...Gryffindor and Slytherin...bitter enemies. So how did they end up having a civil conversation?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/16/2005
OH MY GOD! reviews
Inspired by a dream my friend had one night. Misao gets stabbed, and everything goes downhill from there.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/13/2004
Memories of Remus reviews
The rating is just to be safe. An original character by the name of Maru is thinking of her lost love...Remus Lupin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,198 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004
Werewolf's Song reviews
This is a poem that just popped in my head. I had werewolves on the mind, and I thought it would work for Remus. Please read! You might like it!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 246 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/26/2004 - Remus L.
The Legend of Fagrid reviews
Rated R for sexual innuendo. A challenge from Reese Craven... Did you know Hagrid has a twin brother? His name is Fagrid, and this is his story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/29/2004
Ron Weasley Kills reviews
Don't read if you don't like hearing SpongeBob square pants being insulted. I do that a lot. An evil cartoon is brainwashing the world, and it's up to Ron Weasley to stop it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,787 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/21/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Ron W., Severus S.
What the hell? reviews
When Sirius tests out his new personality potion, Hogwarts gets a new shock. Now Remus is hyper and James is calm. Insanity is at hand. Nothing like the Harry and Dumbledore one! Guarenteed!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,676 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Tribute to the Zelda Games! And other poems reviews
This is my first Zelda fanfic, but not my first fanfic. This one's kind of stupid, but read it anyway! The title explains everything.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2004 - Published: 7/20/2004
Free Time reviews
Aoshi tells Misao what he does on his free time is something people only do while their alone. Not understanding what that means, Misao decides to see what it is Aoshi does on his free time.
Rurouni Kenshin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004 - Aoshi, Misao
Too Late reviews
Sesshomaru finds a girl badly injured in the forest, and he discovers she's a friend of Inuyasha's. Now he wonders what has happened to his little brother. Rated for future chapters. Complete. Please read. You might actually like it.
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,893 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 5/23/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004 - Complete
What's worse than a Harry and Dumbledore Romance? reviews
Have you ever wondered what could be worse than and HarryDumbledore slash? Well, read this, and you'll find out.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 934 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Harry P., Albus D.
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