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Joined 03-05-04, id: 547560
Author has written 15 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, and StarTrek: Deep Space Nine.

A bit about myself... let's start at the beginning and then work through.

I was born in 1982.

Occupation: Student of English, Philosophy &Cultural Studies.

Currently writing masters' thesis.

Music: Darkwave, (Progressive) Rock, Metal. Depeche Mode, The Cure, The Smiths, Marillion.

Fannish Tastes

I've been a huge Tolkien fan ever since I first read the books. I admit to having a somewhat dirty mind as concerns my taste in LOTR fanfic. Regular fights with Tolkien purists/canatics included. Hehe.

I also like Harry Potter, though I want to kick JKR's ass for Book Five. I haven't yet bothered to read Book Six. Kinda like watching Episode One in the cinema and still not having bothered to buy Episode Two on DVD. Get my drift... I know who's gonna die and I don't think things are getting any better in the HP universe. Seriously.

I do watch TNG, but so far Jean-Luc Picard and Number One have escaped any attempt at slashing them. And again a BIG butt kick for the writers who so manhandled the last episode of Star Trek: Enterprise. Disappointed doesn't begin to cover it. How could you.

Recently introduced to StarTrek: DS9. Garak/Bashir is love.

Writing

LotR, HP, DS9. I do slash, but I don't do graphic sex. Haven't done so far, that is.

The song quotations I use are in accordance with the terms of Fair Use in American and British copyright law. So don't flame me for songfics. It just isn't true.

I do not follow canon. If you don't like slash, don't read my stories. I won't read yours if the warning tells me I might squick (because I don't like the pairing or because the rating doesn't appeal to me). Enter at your own peril.

Ships

Harry/Draco

Harry/Ron

Aragorn/Legolas

Sam/Frodo

Garak/Bashir

Other stuff

Kudos to buckbeakbabie, who introduced me to ff.net. And kudos to all who read and review.

If you want to check out my fanfic I didn't post here (drabbles or stuff that is still under revision) check out my homepage listed above. It's my fan fiction LJ.

That's about it. Enjoy, read, and review!

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Something Special by lordhellebore reviews
WIP: Having resumed spying, Severus begins to crack. Can Remus help? How does Lucius fit in? What clichéd secrets do I make our Potions Master hide? And will Severus be able to help Remus get over Sirius's death?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,903 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Severus S., Remus L.
Love, Life and Sugar Highs! by buckbeakbabie reviews
Marauders, pranks, Beatles, romance and male owls called Mary! What else could you possibly ask for? LilyJames, Sirius, etc. The story of their seventh year. COMPLETED!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,253 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/19/2006 - Published: 8/23/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Saving Angel by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Draco waited for his angel to save him, every day, every night, but he was let down. Now he has to make him understand, even if it means to hurt him.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/3/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Behind the Bookcase by Secret Snoopy reviews
To Harry, one kiss from Draco Malfoy is never enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 10/5/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Heroin, She Said by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Voldemort is gone, Harry and Draco are happy together. One evening at dinner with his wife and best friends, Ron tells of an accidental meeting with Draco's former betrothed, Pansy Parkinson, in the nocturnal streets of London.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,660 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2005 - Pansy P., Ron W. - Complete
Thank You, Father by lordhellebore reviews
ONE-SHOT: Draco is thankful that his father teaches him the most important rule a Malfoy has to follow: not to be weak.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/28/2005 - Draco M., Lucius M. - Complete
A Númenorean Death by JunoMagic reviews
Arwen's death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2004 - Arwen U. - Complete
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First Contact reviews
Everyone knows Julian is attracted to Garak. Except Julian. Hehe.Warnings: SLASH. First trek piece I've done. Everyone's invited to comment!
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/23/2006 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
John the Revelator
Part Two of the DM project. This time, it's angsty Harry and Ron who are confronted with a stupid rumour. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/4/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Gryffindor Common Room reviews
Ron's fallen asleep. Harry looks at his friend. Warnings: Slash. If you have a wide definition of slash. As this is the first fic I've done in the HP fandom, I'd love your comments!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Pain That I'm Used To reviews
The last Hogsmeade night before the final exams. Draco has stayed in Hogwarts to reflect on the past seven years. Part One of my DM project. Warnings: autoaggressive behaviour, death.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Draco M. - Complete
Imperfections reviews
Legolas reflects on Aragorn and how Men differ from Elves. SLASH.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 505 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Vincent reviews
Sparkly. My first attempt at fanfic. Inspiration came from Don McLean. Warnings: SF slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 861 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Autumny Drabbles
Three drabbles inspired by autumn. Sam, Legolas, Éowyn. Warning: SLASH in Drabble 2. Enjoy & review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 445 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Samwise G., Legolas - Complete
Pictures Of You reviews
Éowyn, Éomer, and Aragorn inner monologue about the situation after Éowyn has been healed. Angsty. Inspirational credit goes to The Cure and Robert Smith, again. And, yes, it's called Fair Use, so don't mind me.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Eowyn, Aragorn - Complete
Remember Me reviews
Aragorn reflects as the morning dawns after his and Legolas's last night before he is going to marry Arwen. Warnings: AL slash not graphic. Inspiration came from The Cure.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 459 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/23/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Loss of Breath reviews
Arwen reflects on Aragorn's mortality. Drabble. Warning: A tad AU. And Angst ahead.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Two Brothers reviews
Short drabble attempt at Boromir and Faramir. PG, no warnings.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/20/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Another Insomnia Drabble reviews
Sam and Frodo in Rivendell... and a surprise for reviewers inside!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Samwise G., Frodo B. - Complete
Do You Dream Of Me? reviews
A drabble about Aragorn's thoughts on a sleepless night as he is leading the Hobbits from Bree. Written in reply to a challenge at HASA, and an experiment in condensing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 145 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Aragorn - Complete
Talks under Starlight reviews
FOTR gapfiller: What exactly were Frodo and Sam talking with the Elves? Go see... Update: slightly rewritten due to remarks from friends. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
Brother Mine reviews
After the breaking of the fellowship, Aragorn feels uncertain of himself and his qualities as a leader. Legolas offers a different view. Warnings: Slash. HC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2005 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete