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Joined 03-05-04, id: 547714, Profile Updated: 03-05-12
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto, and Dragon Age.

Hi SailorElfGirl here! Well, I am 21 years old and livin' it large in Texas.

I am in college at Texas A&M and although I will not be majoring in English, I hope to become a successful Geologist someday.

Reading is a big part in my life as well, any chance I get I'll grab a book. But I'm no nerd! Okay...I am.

Star Wars rules! Go Obi-Wan! Whoa! And now I'm a Star Trek fan! Will the wonders never cease? Okay sorry about that. Oh! Also, I've become a humongous fan of Assassin's Creed. A great game with an even greater plot line (along with a cliffhanger that will piss anyone off). Got a little carried away. Anywho, that's really all about me, just read my oncoming stories and I'll be happy. See Ya!

Favorite All-time sayings:

"I'm not good at empathy, will you settle for sarcasm?"

"Someday, we'll look on this, laugh nervously and change the subject."

People are like slinkys; mostly useless, but it never fails to make you smile when you see one fall down the stairs.

"What if we're all just the figments of someone's imagination?"
"...Then I fear for the sanity of that person" (Not mine)

"Never argue with a cat, especially when it comes to food. They're smarter, quicker, and have a lot more weaponry." (I love my cat, but sometimes she scares me)

"It's hard to fit in when you were made to stand out."

"She's your everyday average girl, but she's somebodies hero."

"I'm doing morse code with my teeth here! Can we please heat up this car faster!"

"Teamwork is essential because you can blame other people when something goes wrong."

"It takes a minute to find a special person; and hour to appreciate them; a day to love them, but an entire lifetime to forget them."

"I may be strange, maybe even crazy, but there is never a dull moment."

"Never do anything you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics."

"Always remember, there are only a few things that a big explosion cannot solve."

"I reject your reality and insert my own."

"I'm not cynical, everything just sucks."

"I respect your opinion. I just think it's stupid."

"The police never think it's as funny as you do."

"Comfort the disturbed. Disturb the comfortable."

"If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable."

"A tip for fighting zombies: knives don't need to be reloaded."

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines."

"A jury consists of twelve people chosen to decide who has the better lawyer."

"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible."

"Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film."

"I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather...not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."

"He who laughs last thinks the slowest."

"Contrary to popular belief, we at artillery command do not believe we're God. We merely borrowed his 'Smite' button."

“It’s hearts that have known so much pain, that truly know how to love. Hearts that have been denied love so long, that they truly understand the importance of what they have ...”

“When you’ve never had anything in your life, or what you’ve had has been...destroyed, there’s just emptiness left. It’s true you can’t miss what you’ve never had. But when something like love comes along, it fills that emptiness, chases the howling winds away, and you realize what it is you’ve missed, and hold on to it forever, never once letting go...not in this lifetime, or the next ...” (I love this quote, but I have to say that it is not mine. I just merely put it here so that if you never get the chance to read it, you can at least see part of it here and think back to how lucky you are that you have someone to love.)

That's all for now, but I will add more later! Thanks for reading this and if you want, read my stories...well if you're here then you must have read something...

"We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, but when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love."

"We have just witnessed a classic example of what I like to call 'misdirected rage'. I believe the technical term is 'being an ass'."

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

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Of Music by Mikanis reviews
Light is at the theatre, escaping from his life as he does every performance. Fate hands him her calling card in the way of a stranger sitting across the room. Can Light maintain his life when this one man manages to slip into it like he belongs there? AU
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 15 - Words: 97,027 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 770 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Light Y., L
The Republic of Heaven by Blind Author reviews
HDM AU. Part Fifteen. John and Amarisa find some answers about Moriarty, and prepare to go north with Sherlock and Raniel. Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 126,484 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 1,250 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 10/31/2010 - John W., Sherlock H.
Into the East by EarthToMe001 reviews
A young New England woman takes a walk in the gardens at a friend's party only to find herself transported to Feudal Japan. Who does she encounter upon entering this strange new world? None other than the Lord of the West. SessOC
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 262,475 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 7/17/2013 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Sesshōmaru
Doomed to Repeat by Fiachra Ochiern reviews
One year after Jiraiya's death, Naruto is no longer the ninja he once was. Faced with the chance to change everything that went wrong, can Naruto rise above the strength of his enemies, the suspicions of his friends, and most of all his own weaknesses?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,488 - Reviews: 1824 - Favs: 3,912 - Follows: 4,389 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/21/2008 - Naruto U.
The Half Breed Diaries by Endlessly Drowning reviews
When someone new is bitten, it will change things more than anyone can imagine. Everyone will be affected. But how will they each cope with the outcome? Relationships will be tested, and others will be formed.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 74 - Words: 201,030 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 9/19/2007 - Complete
Faerie Touched by Blind Author reviews
Complete. AU. In a world of sorcerers and magic, Sherlock is a Faerie-born and John, lacking any kind of magical talent, often seems a bit out of place. But he has a gift all his own...Slash, Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,781 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 2,163 - Follows: 252 - Published: 6/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sunstorm by Scyllaya reviews
Deandalon was not a great god, only a trickster, but only he stayed behind when an archangel descended from the sky. WIP, Gabriel/Dean, Fantasy AU, slash, NC-17
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,175 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Gabriel, Dean W. - Complete
By Your Side by kayura sanada reviews
Danger was just a part of the ex-Gundam pilot routine, and threats were shrugged off entirely. But waking up with four legs and a tail? Duo had to admit that the routine might've just changed. 1x2x1, 3x4.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 105,310 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/29/2010 - [Heero Y., Duo M.] - Complete
Named by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Jesus Christ is dead. Somehow, that isn't the worst part of Dean's week. Dean/Castiel, 4x22 AU.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 100,006 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 1,164 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
The Once and Future Taiyoukai by RosieB reviews
The well was supposed to be stable. It was supposed to send her to Inuyasha. And it failed. Now, Kagome's even farther into the past and she must depend on a young Sesshoumaru, who has no idea of what their shared future holds. But neither does Kagome.
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,403 - Reviews: 5611 - Favs: 7,326 - Follows: 2,255 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Kagome H., Sesshōmaru - Complete
Inner Glow by Danielle Anderson reviews
Two years ago, L left Raito without a word. Now's he back. What does he want? AU LxRaito. Warning: Genderswitch. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 93,051 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Light Y., L - Complete
Ryukaze: Dragon Wind by Lanse reviews
The moment she met him, she knew she wanted nothing to do with him. She knew those eyes could see everything that shouldn't be seen. NejiOC, hints of NaruHina, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 127,227 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 1,523 - Follows: 448 - Updated: 10/13/2007 - Published: 12/9/2006 - Neji H., OC - Complete
Hana Ni Arashi by Raina1 reviews
Yamai wa ki kara, sickness is a thing of the spirit. She never asked for this life and living it as a Uchiha wasn't making it any easier. Genfic. Divergent timeline and events from The Valley of the End.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 239,805 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/18/2007 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Flower Of Konoha by Princess-Tsunade reviews
Loneliness ends for Naruto when his sister returns, and he finds himself surrounded by the love and care he'd always longed for. But Danah has also returned for another reason to protect him, because the enemies of Konoha are stirring ..KakashiOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 472,065 - Reviews: 1208 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 314 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 5/4/2004 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Mandalorian's Promise by Mother Mayhem reviews
KoToR: Our Heroine is a light sided Female Revan aka Pol Valor. It's a CanderousRevan pairing so if you aren't a fan of the Mandalorian you might want to skip this one.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 102,499 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 2/9/2006 - Published: 1/5/2006
To Heaven or Hell by C.Queen reviews
An assassin must earn the right to go to heaven but the problem is she has to do it in the body of the Gboys' new pet cat. Poor kitty? Try poor boys.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 108,628 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 1/20/2006 - Published: 3/21/2003 - Quatre W., Trowa B./No-Name - Complete
Reset into the Game by OracleVortex reviews
-COMPLETED: Being updated- A Canadian girl is somehow reset into the Ocarina of Time game and suddenly finds herself having to fight alongside the likes of Link and Sheik as they try to defeat Ganon and save Hyrule!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,250 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/17/2003 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Complete
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Identity Theft reviews
It was hard being a mage in Kirkwall. It was harder still to be Hawke's ancestor from 1400 years in the future who was sent back into Hawke's body by a dragon. Things would be easier if people would just understand my jokes. M!HawkexAnders. Slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,840 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Anders, Hawke (M)
Shot in the Dark reviews
The Blight occured a year earlier than expected. The Crows were never hired by Arl Howe to kill the Grey Wardens, but Zevran and the Warden still manage to come together in the wild Antiva City. ZevranxM!Warden. Slash.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,837 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - Zevran A., Mahariel
Child of Uchiha reviews
I was born from a broken condom and a sake bottle. My mother dumped me on my father when he passed unknowingly through the town again. I was an accident. Unwanted. A burden. Yet Sasuke still looked at me with pride in his eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,646 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Sasuke U.
The Other Academy Teacher reviews
Kakashi-sensei has a crush!" Sakura squealed. "What! Who!" "On the Academy teacher, Naruto! Haven't you been listening!" "If he touches Iruka-sensei, I'll kill him!" Sakura smacked her teammate. "No, you idiot! The other teacher!" One-shot. Yaoi K/OC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,180 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Kakashi H.
Seasonal Winds reviews
Freedom, it whispered seductively, and for so many it had ensnared. So dangerous but so beautiful, just like the desert. NejixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,706 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Neji H.
Lost in a Silver Storm reviews
Sometimes, all we wish for is to be encompassed in our favorite story. However, when our wish is granted, is any consequence too high to live in our greatest adventure? Not all dreams are made up of flowers and sunshine. KakashixOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,983 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/25/2006 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.