Author has written 17 stories for Shake It Up!, Big Hero 6, Wolf Among Us, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Brave, 2012, 21 Jump Street, Steven Universe, Supernatural, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Misc. Movies, Black Panther, Walking Dead, Avengers, and Frozen.
H2O: Just Add Water
Star Wars the Clone Wars (08-12)
House Of Payne
Star vs the Forces of Evil
Rick and Morty
Tinker Bell: Secret of the Wings
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it than others, that's all", Andrew Clark.
"It takes twice as long to put yourself back together as it does to fall apart", Finnick Odair.
"It's not what you gather, but what you scatter that tells what kind of life you've lived", Helen Walton.
"Do you think God, too, lives in Heaven out of fear of what he has created? Here on earth?" Romaro.
"I don't even understand half the reasons I do the things I do. I'm expected to be a clown, so I'm a clown. But clowns cry too, man. Clowns cry too", Rigby.
"Steven, I see so many things that can hurt you. I should never have let one of them be me", Garnet.
"I'm not tall enough to go on any rides...but I've been on them all", Glossaryck.
"Don't walk behind me; I may not lead. Don't walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend" Albert Camus.
"If someday you should ever think of me and miss me, know in your heart that I'd want you to find me once again. No matter how distant in time or space. FIND ME", Sebastian Cole.
"My father was frightened of his mother; I was frightened of my father; and I am damned well going to see to it that my children are frightened of me", King George V.
"Sometimes, I color inside the lines. It really depends on the picture", Ramona Quimby.
"You know, the funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to become a crook", Andy Dufresne.
"Rose Quartz changed my life. I came to earth thinking this was just another colony. Build another arena for important fighters to fight in, build another spire for important thinkers to think in. And then I met her. Just another Quartz soldier, made right here in the dirt, but she was different. And she was different because she decided to be. And she asked me what I wanted to build, and I'd never heard that before. And Gems never hear they can be anything other than what they are, but Rose opened our eyes", Bismuth.
"I act scary, Mike. But most of the time, I'm terrified", James P. Sullivan.
"I should like to see Adam's will, wherein he divided the Earth between Spain and Portugal", Francis I.
"I've never understood your hard-on for cameras, Max. You took a million pictures of us, and not one of them showed that you were gonna leave me when I needed you most", Chloe Price.
"Nobody told you, and nobody explained. You're just shoved out, kicking and screaming into this human life without any idea why any of it feels the way it feels. Or why this confusion, it feels like it's a hair's breadth from terror or pain. Just when you think you do understand, it'll turn out you're wrong. You didn't understand anything at all. I guess that's just how it is when you're new at this", Castiel.
"You spineless, soulless son of a bitch. What do you care about dying? You're already dead", Dean Winchester.
"You act like I want to be cured. Personally, I like the disease", Dean Winchester.
"Don't you see a pattern here? Dad's deal, my deal, and now this? I mean, every time one of us is up the creek, the other is begging to sell their soul. That's all this is, man. Ruby's just jerking your chain down the road. You know what it's paved with, and you know where it's going", Dean Winchester.
"Don't give up on the stuff is all I'm saying. Babe Ruth was a dick, but baseball's still a beautiful game", Dean Winchester.
"There's a million ways we should have died before today and a million ways we can die before tomorrow. But we fight for every second we get to spend with each other. Whether it's two minutes or two days...we don't give that up. I don't want to give that up. My vote? Let's just wait it out. You know, we can be all poetic and just lose our minds together", Riley.
"Doctor, doctor, doctor. Still in your lab coat...Uniforms, that does seem to be the prevailing opinion among the birds, the cats, and the bats...However, I assure you, this sense of control is just an illusion...or maybe a mad person's delusion?", the Joker.
"I hope you find your big bowl of pudding", Star Butterfly.
"You think I like being the old woman in these stories? The men are heroes, the ladies are whores, and the old hags like me get to watch everyone they love die", Auntie Greenleaf.
"We're on the outskirts of the possible, following trickles to who knows where. Everyone's looking to me for answers. I can't stand it! It's so hard for me to just exist in the first place, Steven. I want to love being alive. I want to love that there are so many possibilities. But I'm the one with this ability, so I've got to be our guide. I thought if I could use my future vision to jump into improbable futures, I could get out ahead of the next big, unexpected change. But I don't know what I'm doing here. I can't tell what's probable anymore. Anything could happen! Anything could happen to these cats!", Garnet.
"If wearing superhero tights means sparing psychopaths, then maybe I wasn't meant to wear them. Not everyone monitors a hall like you", Wade Wilson (Reynolds, MCU).
"Kent proceeded to relate his fantastic journey to me. It was all super good. But he had also partaken of the food of the underworld, and so he was compelled to return there by Dew Drop Law. That's what he said at least. Maybe he was having second thoughts about infinite riches, true love, and eternal life. Or maybe he'd just decided that fighting bad guys wasn't really his deal. But I do know this: free from the rat king's cursed teeth, that spring, for the first time in many years, the willow tree was in bloom", Shelby the Worm.
"You died on a Saturday morning. And I had you placed here under our tree. And I had that house of your father's bulldozed to the ground. Momma always said dyin' was a part of life. I sure wish it wasn't. Little Forrest, he's doing just fine. About to start school again soon. I make his breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day. I make sure he combs his hair and brushes his teeth every day. Teaching him how to play ping-pong. He's really good. We fish a lot. And every night, we read a book. He's so smart, Jenny. You'd be so proud of him. I am. He, uh, wrote a letter, and he says I can't read it. I'm not supposed to, so I'll just leave it here for you. Jenny, I don't know if Momma was right or if, if it's Lieutenant Dan. I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental-like on a breeze, but I, I think maybe it's both. Maybe both is happening at the same time. I miss you, Jenny. If there's anything you need, I won't be far away", Forrest Gump.
"I am Merida, firstborn descendant of Clan DunBroch. And I'll be shooting for my own hand!", Merida.
"His name was Lee. He taught me how to survive. He's the reason I keep my hair short", Clementine.
"Because he was the only one in the world with eyes like me", Magnus Bane.
"Occasionally, I put my feet in the water. Maybe even an ankle if I'm feeling adventurous. But I just prefer to sit and watch the waves. Helps me take my mind off the bad things happening on dry land", Maia Roberts.
"Legacy, Javier. It's all anyone leaves behind. That and their...bones", Salvador Garcia.
"You had it all. And you lost it all. You've seen hell, and now, hell lives in you. Your heart is troubled; a part of shadow and a part of life. Which will prevail?", Lucy.
"I won't cause any problems, I promise. I'll do everything I'm asked to. I won't say another word, I won't think anymore. I've only just been born, you can't kill me yet! Stop, will you please stop?! I'm scared! I want to live. I'm begging you", Kara.
"Because...because I've been me my whole life. And I've had these powers for six months. And I read books, I build computers. And-And, yeah, I would love to play football. But I couldn't then, so I shouldn't now. But I can't tell anybody that I'm different, so I'm not. Look, when you can do the things that I can, but you don't, and then the bad things happen...they happen because of you", Peter Parker (Holland, MCU).
"I thought I was pretty clear, too. I feel like I don't wanna say 'what about me?', okay? And I don't wanna be bent out of shape. I don't wanna be stuck in the past, and I'm not responsible for what Rose did. None of us are. Not you, not Pearl, and not Garnet. I am responsible for me, and, right now, I am not gonna dump another thousand-year-old conflict on you or anybody else. I'm ending it right here. I am the dingdong sunshine future, your friend forever! And I'm not gonna fall apart on you", Amethyst.
"Sapphire was always there with me. I feel her smile just like it was my own. It's so lonely now", Ruby.
"You say they want me to be made of honor? Well, I am. I'm made of the most solid, flexible, diamagnetic stuff there is, and I'm not as dense as you might think. I've got enough self-respect in this gem to accept that they don't want me on their team anymore. Ugh. I blew it. Everything was different, and I didn't believe it", Bismuth.
"Did you hear about the murders in Lancaster, Missouri? The women with their throats ripped out, blood drained? I saw it on the news, and I thought, 'that's the sort of thing Sam and Dean would investigate'. They would roll into town, save the day, kill the monsters. But with them gone...I tried to work the case, I tried. But...I don't know what I did wrong. I-I asked questions, but maybe they were the wrong people or the wrong questions, and I just-I never found it. Never found the monster. Never even got close. And three more women died before I left town. Before I ran away", Castiel.
I also post over on archiveofourown.org. The same stories should be over there under this same name.
Ugh. Time for some self reflection.
Sooooooooo. Was fucking around my page, just looking at stats and shit, and found my review history. Somehow, I've never really looked at it. But I was curious, so I went and started going through it. And just fuuuuuuccckkkk. So I started writing fanfic about four years ago, so I was thirteen-fourteen. Everything from before 2017, I think, has been deleted from sheer embarrassment. The same, however, cannot be applied to reviews. Just. Fuck. Anyway, I didn't say anything particularly vicious or harmful, but they were things that present me would cringe and become partially enraged at if I saw anyone else doing it. Most are just cringey, half-assed reviews, but there are a few that...yeah. They're along the lines of "update plz" and "I have some suggestions about your fic. Nevermind the fact that this is your fic and that you didn't ask, but just consider, and I mean CONSIDER, these really specific ideas that I have", and something that was just really dumb and I think homophobic, but I'm not sure. Look at this and tell me what you think:
"You should continue this. I don't think he was bi or gay or homo, but nice writing!"
Honestly, I don't know. It's just, Jesus fucking Christ, what a difference nearly five years make.
Then there are a few that, while they aren't mean, they're kinda pushy. All in all, younger me wants me want to to strangle myself for how much of a dumbass I was. To be fair, present me also does that, but at least I usually try to put some thought into the shit I say.
Ugh. So that's that. If you see a review from my account from some years ago that seems assholey/offensive/whyarechildrenallowedontheinternet, please keep in mind that I was a different person back then. I know it sounds cheesy, but it's true. At the time, I wasn't (and still ain't) on many social media platforms. I had a yahoo account that I used to talked to one person on a regular basis and a Google Plus account that was even cringier than past me's comments on here.
Everything else was shit like Jumpstart and Club Penguin and Cartoon Network and Friv games. So I hadn't had much experience with the internet. And I like to think that's why the comments are so fucking horrendous, but who knows? As I suffer from flashbacks from my limited yet still painfully pitiful time on Google Plus, I realize that experience or not, I was a preteen. And preteen me was the worst.
I'm rambling. Sorry. Now, I don't wanna say that me being a kid was an excuse, but I just want you guys to keep that in mind. I'm not some grubby little halfwit behind a keyboard anymore. I'm now a grubby little teenager behind a keyboard that actually puts a lot of thought into the shit I publish, whether it be a comment or a fanfic. I am sorry to the authors who unfortunately were on the receiving end of these reviews, and I hope to leave many, many, many, MANY good ones in the years to come.
Actions have consequences, kiddos. Keep that shit in mind.
Oh, and one last thing. Never, ever, ever, copy my or anyone else's story because, yes, fanfictions are stories even if they are based on another's person's ideas or other whatever. I don't mean accidentally stealing someone else's idea and writing your own version of it; that's an honest mistake that anyone can make. Just make sure you give them credit once you realize what you've done or take it down if that's what they want. And I don't mean writing your own take on someone's specific AU. Again, just check with them first and give them recognition. I get it, fanfic etiquette isn't exactly overt, but please consider what you're doing in these cases.
But we're not here to talk about those cases. No, I mean literally copying a fic, word for word, without anything edited or recognition for the original author. I will not condone that shit. I've recently been notified by an awesome author here on ff.net that someone stole one of my stories, and I cannot tell you how hurt and disrespected I felt. I don't give a fuck if my story is based in someone else's words. It's my fucking story that I spent time and effort on, and I will not sit back and watch anyone giggle and shit themselves as they get praised for my work. There is no excuse for copying and pasting someone else's words and claiming them as your own. Doing this shit even once is enough.
So if I see evidence of anyone stealing my or anyone else's stories, I will leave a review on the copy, PM you, and then report the fic. And then Imma PM the original author. Do not try this shit. It's fucking disgusting, and it's disrespectful. Thank you.
This has been a PSA.