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Joined 01-26-14, id: 5482855, Profile Updated: 11-21-14
Author has written 6 stories for Avengers, and Arrow.

Just a warning, my profile is insanely long, because I keep finding things to put in it, so if you don't want to read a lot of really awesome stuff (which you should), click on the "hide bio" thing above.

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. If you don't get my username, it's a reference to Natasha Romanoff, or Natalie Rushman, who is the most awesome person on the planet and I am her biggest fan. Challenge me on that. I dare you. Okay, JoMiSm, you win on that area, but... well... KUMQUATS!!!!

But I digress. Anywho...

My latest obsession is anything Katrina Law, which was fuled by my utter obsession with her character on Arrow, Nyssa. But seriously, that woman is effing amazing! She does a little bit of everything. She acts(duh), she sings (really well, btw, her band in called soundboard fiction and you should check them out), but my favorite is this: she is absolutely hilarious. Watch this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHneO22qZLY You may or may not die laughing. I almost did.


I'm thinking of turning my ten year old cousin into my Fanfiction and fangirl protege. Thoughts? I might wait until she's older, but still, it would be awesome!

Also, heads up I'm a beta now! Anyone need one?


General Infos

Age: Sometimes I'm young; sometimes I'm old, and sometimes I enjoy being a teenager with awesome friends. (even though that's when I'm a 5 year old most of the time)

Gender: Female. And if your mind immediately gets gender-biased, get out before I hunt you down.

Name: Rushman, Natalie Rushman. My friends call me Rush. For more than one reason.

Favorite Color: Eh, depends on the day. Four favorites: Green, blue, black, and RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Favorite Food: Mashed Potatoes!

Location: Paris, London, New York, the Helli-carrier, Budapest, Hogwarts, or wherever Fury sends me.

Eye-color:blue-ish green with a slice of grey on the bottom. I'm a mutant. Literally.

Hobbies: Dance, Acting, Reading, Writing, Reading Fanfics, Writing Fanfics, annoying my brother, talking to my friends, etc.

Ships: Clintasha, Nysara, Olicity, Pepperony, John/Lyla, Neville/Luna, Gale/Catnip, C.J./Danny

Also, for my stories, I don't usually write Fanfictions that have nothing to do with the plot of the movies, TV shows, or books. I like to write about what they don't tell you or show you; what happens between scenes or in the character's head. If you want the former, I suggest you go to JoMiSm's profile and read her stories.

I'm also a huge mythology nerd, and say things like "oh my gods" and "I swear to Odin". I refer to Earth as Midgard too. Get used to it or get out. Sorry.


Favorites: (even though some are in the section above)

Movies: Harry Potter, Maleficent, all of the Avengers movies, Black Swan, Alice in Wonderland (new version), The Other Boleyn Girl, Les Miserables, The Devil Wears Prada, Get Smart, The Prestige, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Hercules, The Host, Upside Down

Books: HARRY POTTER, The Hunger Games, The Missing, Les Miserables, Little Women, Little Men, Jo's Boys, Alex Rider, The Enchanted Forest Chronicles, Inkheart, Laura Ingals Wilder, My Sister's Keeper, Gallagher Girls, The Princess Bride, Series of Unfortunate Events, the Fault in Our Stars, The Princess Bride

TV Shows: Arrow, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D, How I Met Your Mother, Bones, Psych, Phineas and Ferb, The Dick Van Dyke Show, The Cosby Show, The West Wing

Singers/Groups: Soundboard Fiction, Rob Thomas, Dar Williams, Train, Matchbox 20, 3 Doors Down


Things That Drive Me INSANE

My siblings. And when you reach into the drawer for a spoon, and you pull out a FORK. I hate mushrooms and onions. I hate it when adults tell me how to do something, but if they would just SHUT UP, I could get it on my own. I hate it when my mother does her superior dance. I hate people with annoying, 'holier than thou' voices. I hate it when the computer malfunctions. I hate annoying little brats. I hate that parents' friends have kids, and you're supposed to 'get along', but the kids are spoiled douches. I hate physical labor, but I am constantly conditioning. I hate my teachers, but love my instructors. I hate pressure. I hate time limits. I hate Wordly Wise. I hate the sound of Styrofoam. I hate being dragged to my siblings' sports games. I hate it when people don't listen to me. I HATE when male dancers are called gay. Gay is a sexual preference not an image!!!!!!! Male dancers basically feel up girls in spandex all day every day. You know what wrestlers do? They feel up big sweaty men in spandex. You tell me which sounds more gay? I hate when people look at me and say I don't look like a dancer because I don't look like I have an eating disorder. I hate when people say dancing isn't a sport, and when they say sports like football and basketball are harder (male dancers can lift 120lbs girls over their heads and make it look easy, but congrats on being able to throw a bloody ball...that doesn't usually get caught), so really, lets compare leg muscles. Then we can talk about whether or not it's a sport. People underestimate the insane athleticism needed to make dance look easy. I hate that history is called social studies. I hate almost everyone in my "Social Studies" class. I hate people with inflated egos. I hate people who think they're smart, but aren't. I hate when teachers talk to me like I'm five. I hate classes that aren't split into skill/intelligence levels. I hate when the boys at my school call me a bitch in Russian and then pretend they don't know what it means. I hate being sick at school, or anywhere that there isn't tea. And when people write alot, instead of a lot. IT'S TWO WORDS, PEOPLE! TWO. WORDS! I won't beta you if you do that. Just a heads up. I hate everything in this world that is fucked up, and I hate people who think they can get away with it. I hate when people deserve to be hurt, because they hurt other people, but they can't be touched. I hate when people die before finishing what they were put on Midgard to do. I hate emotions, particularly mine, and I hate it when I don't have the last word on things. Also, one of my biggest pet peeve ever is when people don't believe that there is such thing as bisexuality. They believe in gay and strait, but don't believe there is a middle ground. Gee, thanks guys. Thanks for pretending I don't exist. I'm standing right here.

I have a few flaws: I'm a perfectionist, and I HATE uncertainty. I can't stand most people, and I don't like people in general. I can completely fan-girl over Harry Potter. Also, mine are real threats. My threats have the potential to be carried out. Yesterday I reminded my brother I could kill him with my pen. He said, "you can try, "but I said,"I know where your jugular is." I can kill. I am deadly. And I do have a kill list. Don't get put on it. There's only one way off. Well, maybe two.

Don't bother me when I'm angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. But right now, I'm happy. Bother away!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm also slightly bipolar.


My Favorite Nerd Definitions:

A person who gains pleasure from amassing large quantities of knowledge about subjects often too detailed or complicated for most other people to be bothered with.
Often mistaken for Geeks, who aspire to become nerds, yet lack the intelligence, and end up giving nerds a bad name due to their poor social skills.
Non-nerds are often scared of nerds, due to their detailed knowledge, and therefore seemingly high levels of intelligence - and subsequently denegrate them as much as possible as often as possible.
Nerds exist covertly within the fabric of society, often choosing to 'nerd it up' in private or in the company of fellow nerds. It is for this reason they are feared the most - unlike geeks, who are easily identified, nerds can only be found out when casual conversation reaches a subject that they like nerding.

Geek: "I am a nerd"
Nerd: "Let's bash this nerd"
Nerd:"That'll teach you to go playing with my tesla coil"

Nerds like us are allowed to be unironically enthusiastic about stuff. Nerds are allowed to love stuff, like jump-up-and-down-in-the-chair-can't-control-yourself love it. When people call people nerds, mostly what they're saying is 'you like stuff.' Which is just not a good insult at all. Like, 'you are too enthusiastic about the miracle of human consciousness.' -John Green

The person you will one day call 'Boss".

Being a nerd, I know exactly what I want to say. I have 10 statements:
1. Geeks are wanna-be nerds.
2. Nerds can be very preppy.
3. Nerds have fun, most of the time.

4. Nerds can be very popular.
5. Most nerds have a social life.
6. Most nerds get very good grades.
7. Not all nerds wear glasses. If you wear glasses, it doesn't mean you're a nerd.
8. Most nerds don't spend their entire life on the computer. They actually have a life. I mean, I spend my life on my computer, but that's the fangirl teenager in me, not the nerd. I do have a life. It's called the internet. It's a beautiful thing.
9. Those of you who are making fun of nerds...go ahead. We don't care.
10. A nerd is probably going to be the one who drastically changes the structure of the world.

noun: The most dangerous people in the entire world. Nerds have invented machine guns, assault rifles, armor piercing ammunition, high explosives, napalm, tanks, anti-personnel mines, torpedoes, cannons, surface-to-air missiles, fighter aircraft, bombers, submarines, destroyers, battleships, aircraft carriers, chemical and biological weapons, nuclear bombs, and ICBMs

Every weapon of mass destruction ever conceived of or built was done so by nerds.

The real cool people. I mean, seriously. Nerds rock. they're smart, watch movies, play video games, can fix your computer,stick up for their own, and aren't afraid to be themselves no matter what anyone else says or thinks.

Most of these were gotten from urban dictionary, because I really liked them, but one is John Green, and the last one is mine.


These are, in my opinion, really moving words from people not so different than you and me. It's average people who can make the biggest difference in life.

(On comments for a Youtube video about coming out) "These are people who have had to overcome tremendous fear, who have risked (and in some cases, experienced) ostracism and hatred from the people they love most.

Being born gay is not an achievement. But facing bigotry, living true to yourself despite the prejudice and abuse (both emotional and physical) which that causes you, and celebrating your identity in spite of the shame homophobic dogma casts down on you, is something worth throwing a parade for.

Fine, you may think that being gay is normal, and that's good for you, but if you think that gay people are somehow not discriminated against or oppressed then you're actually being homophobic yourself.

You're saying "it's okay that you're gay but I don't believe any of the prejudice with which you have to cope and I think that you should suppress your ability to express yourself because celebrating your identity is the same as being privileged." It's logically, factually, and ethically invalid. You claim to be alright with gay people, but if you dismiss their struggle and reject their pride then you're actively discriminating against them.

You simply cannot say what you're saying without contradicting yourself. If gays are treated as equals, then why are you saying gays don't deserve to be celebrated as equals?"


IF YOUR LIFE WAS A MOVIE, WHAT WOULD THE SOUNDTRACK BE?
So, here's how it works:
1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend your cool... and a lot of the songs fit with the setting. Or at least mine do.

Opening Credits: Lonely No More - Rob Thomas

Waking Up: I Dreamed a Dream - Les Miserables 2012

First Day At School: Master Of the House - Les Miserables 2012

Falling In Love: Our Song - Matchbox Twenty

Fight Song: Lady Freedom - Eddie From Ohio

Breaking Up: Wash Me in the Water - Soundboard Fiction

Prom night: Rat - Train

Life: Someday - Rob Thomas

Mental Breakdown: Truth and Lies - Soundboard Fiction

Driving: Whole Lot of Leavin' - Bon Jovi

Flashback: Shelter Me - Train

Getting back together: Everything About You - One Direction

Wedding: O. Lover - Jason Mraz

Birth of Child: Wide Awake - Katy Perry

Final Battle: Avengers Theme Song

Funeral Song: When I Grow Up - Matilda the Musical

Final Credits: English Town - Matchbox Twenty

This fits really well!!!!! :D


1) What is your current mood?

Tired. But that's my default setting, as a teenager.

2) Something you do way too much?

Dance, act, sing, perform, rehearse, workout, condition, stretch, read, be weird, sing very loudly around my house, write, write fanfiction, read fanfiction, generally be a drama queen, listen to the same playlist over and over again on iTunes

3)When was the last time you cried?

Yesterday while reading In My Hands for book club (the part where the Major finds Fanka and Clara). That book is not okay!!!!!

4) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Twice a year for school concerts. It's fun. I don't see why people make such a big deal about it.

5) If you could have one super power what would it be?

BWBL: Black Widow Badass Level.

6) What's the first thing you notice about the preferred gender?

First intelligence, then personality.

7) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

Grande iced decaf mocha no whip no foam.

8) What are you?

I can't be described in mere words. I am way to complex. Most people couldn't understand me if I came with instructions.

9) Do you speak any other language?

I'm learning French in School, teaching myself Russian, and I want to take Arabic in collage.

10) What's your favorite smell?

"Freshly mown grass and new parchment and..." Hermione Granger

11) What should you be doing right now?

Sleeping. Or homework, or writing fanfiction, which I really need to do, or watching MAOS or Arrow, or something else that is totally badass, because everything I do is badass.

13) Do you hate more than 3 people?

Is that even a question??????? I have a kill list!!!!!!

14) Favorite candy bar?

Hershey's Symphony or anything dark chocolate.

15) Favorite shoes?

Pointe. They say not to judge someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. In my case, you might want to bring along a couple band-aids.

16) Least favorite school subject?

Health, but that is just a general thing. Health sucks.

17) Favorite school subject?

Writing, which is technically part of English, but I don't like curriculum reading. I read for me.

18) Favorite genre of music?

Folk or classical.

19) Are you sarcastic?

Me????????????????????

20) Is anyone in your family famous?

Hopefully me one day. I want to be an actress.

21) Summer or winter?

Fall.

22) Pepsi or Sprite?

Sierra Mist. Dare to be different.

23) What color is your cell phone?

Black with a blue and white case.

24) Where is your second home?

Vermont, Terpsichore, Martha's Vineyard, Neahkahnie.

25) Are you too forgiving?

I depends on the person. If I don't know them or like them, not at all. My friends, of course.

26) How many children do you want?

I don't know. I will take any that are given to me, and I will probably end up adopting, but I will let things go where they want.

27) Have you ever called your teacher mom?

Unfortunately yes... but I was in first grade!

28) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Fanfiction is my default answer.

29) Do you like yourself?

On a daily basis yes. I usually have no reason to dislike myself, and I'm the only me I've got.

30) Favorite feature of the preferred gender?

Depends on the person. Whatever makes them unique.


Avengers:

1. Phil

2. Fury

3. Maria

4. Natasha

5. Clint

6. Tony

7. Pepper

8. Thor

9. Steve

10. Loki

11. Bruce

1 accidentally kicked 10?

It wasn’t accidental. Phil doesn’t “accidentally” kick people, especially not Loki. It was payback for stabbing him in the heart and killing him for days. And putting him through hell... and all that fun stuff.

If 7 and 8 were hanging off a cliff, who would 5 save?

First of all, why on Midgard are Pepper and Thor hanging off a cliff????? Clint would save Pepper, and Thor would use Mjolnir.

Everyone wants a bed time story.

Sucks for them; get Jarvis to read it.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?

Not of Tony and Bruce together, but I have read many science bros fanfics.

Do you have a crush on 4?

Yes. I have no shame.

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Well, Yeah! Steve’s an Avenger. Any story about them after New York has him in it.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

No. Fury and Tony? No. Tony’s with Pepper, neither of them are gay, and Fury would probably kill Tony after a week and a half. Tops.

Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Good Gods I hope not. That’s weird. Phil and Thor don’t really work and they’re both in relationships. If that's your ship then I'm sorry, but it doesn't work in my head. I'm not anti-gay, I just don't like them together. Felt like that needed to be made clear.

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

I read fics about Clint every day, because he’s in almost all of the one’s for Natasha.

How do you feel about 7 and 8 being in a fight?

Thor is too nice to have started the fight, so he probably did something that isn’t accepted on Midgard, like running around naked or shouting, “Another!” and Pepper got on his ass about it.

What would your reaction be if you found out that 5 was related to you?

Oh. My. Gods. Clint? I would fangirl, fall off of my chair, or whatever I was sitting on, and then go throw up for the brief time I had a crush on him. And then find him and get to meet Natasha.

After a crappy day out, you find 10 in your room, rummaging through your stuff. What is your reaction?

Ummmmm, Loki, do you mind? I don’t have anything you can prank me with or use as blackmail. Now get out or I’ll hurt you. No matter how hot and British you are.

7, 9, and 4 have started a band and are in your room at 3 AM, singing the most annoying song possible. What do you do?

Pepper, Steve, and Natasha are in my room singing Baby by Justin Beiber(shudders simply typing it, then laughs when the computer says it's spelled wrong). I would run screaming. And tell Jarvis to record it. And get Fury on their asses. And tell their significant others what they’re doing. And tell Jarvis to record that too.

You need to stay at a friend’s house: 1 or 6?

Phil or Tony? Phil. He’s way cooler, won’t get me into trouble or keep me up too late, and hopefully won’t prank me.

4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who saves you, 6, 7, or 10?

If Natasha jumped me in a dark alley, I’d be dead before anyone could get to me.

3 has to marry and the choices are 4, 8, or 9. Which do they choose?

Maria has to choose between Natasha, Thor, and Steve. Steve. I like them together. Not as much as her and Phil, but they’re pretty cute.

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save himself, or try and get both of them out alive?

Old Tony would just save himself, but I like to think that new Tony would try and save Phil as well, especially because he doesn’t want to go through Phil dying. Again.

5 is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Clint is in a car crash. Steve pulls him out of the wreckage and calls S.H.I.E.L.D. medics, and then Natasha. And he makes sure she gets a seat next to his bed when he wakes up. That’s all she needs.

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens?

They talk about stuff until Natasha pulls out the vodka, and all of a sudden Thor and Natasha have a very drunk Maria on their hands. Oh dear. That won't end well, so I'll just leave it at that.

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

No, Pepper didn't eat Steve. It's because if Tony wasn't afraid of Pepper, all chaos would ensue.

Arrow:

1. Nyssa

2. Sara

3. Oliver

4. Felicity

5. Dig

6. Roy

7. Thea

8. Malcolm

9. Moira

10. Slade

11. Laurel

1 accidentally kicked 10?

Not an accident. Nyssa doesn't "accidentally" kick things.

If 7 and 8 were hanging off a cliff, who would 5 save?

Dig would save Thea. He still thinks Malcolm is a bad guy. Especially because he kinda is...

Everyone wants a bed time story.

Sucks, go to bed.

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Would you want to?

Roy/Laurel. No and no. Roy belongs with Thea.

Do you have a crush on 1?

Yes. Absolutely yes.

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Not Moira exclusively, but I'm sure there are.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Sara and Roy. No. She tried to kill him, and belongs with Nyssa. And he belongs with Thea, once again.

Is there any such thing as a 1/8 fluff?

Well, Nyssa's a lesbian, so probably not, but if there is it would probably be during Malcolm's time as a member of the LoA

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

A while ago. Maybe a month or two.

How do you feel about 7 and 8 being in a fight?

Season 2 finale? Y'know, when Thea saw Malcolm and got pissed at him, because, y'know, him being an assassin, killing 503 people, lying to her, and being her father, all wrapped into one.

What would your reaction be if you found out that 5 was related to you?

That would be pretty badass if Dig was related to me, because he's awesome and I could meet the rest of the team.

After a crappy day out, you find 10 in your room, rummaging through your stuff. What is your reaction?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH RUN AWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

7, 9, and 4 have started a band and are in your room at 3 AM, singing the most annoying song possible. What do you do?

Thea, Moira, and Felicity in my room at 3 AM singing It's a Small World? You really are Satan!!!!!

You need to stay at a friend’s house: 1 or 6?

Nyssa. Duh. No offense to Roy, but, first of all, he lives in a stye, and second, Nyssa is the most badass woman in the DCU ever. And she lives in Nanda Parbat. So...

4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who saves you, 6, 7, or 10?

Well, first of all, Felicity has been drinking waaaay too much. Second, I can take her. And third, definitely not Slade. Roy.

3 has to marry and the choices are 4, 8, or 9. Which do they choose?

First off, why does Oliver have to marry anyone??? He doesn't want to bring anyone into the whole vigilante crappy lifestyle. But 8 is Moira, who is his mom, and 9 is Malcolm, who is a horrible person and his sister's father. And also he's in love with Felicity (in my head) so of course he would pick her!!!!

6 and 1 are in mortal danger. Does 6 save himself, or try and get both of them out alive?

Nyssa can take care of herself, goddamnit. But Roy would probably try to get them both out.

5 is in a car crash, and is critically injured. What does 9 do?

Dig is critically injured??? Oh crap!!!!!!!!!!! Malcolm probably caused the crash though...

4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their own house. What happens?

Felicity invites Ollie and Moira over for dinner. Uuuuuuhhhhhh... Seems pretty straightforward. Basically dinner with the inlaw except they aren't married and Moira's technically dead. Totally straightforward!

Why is Six afraid of Seven?

Because if Roy wasn't afraid of Thea, all hell would break loose.


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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), DGMSilverAirHead03(USA), Crystal Amethyst (Armenia), InoueR0xO (Pakistan), poohxebony (USA), DreamingInThePast (Spain), loves2readandwrite (USA), SeaDevil (Sweden), Vampgal212 (U.K.), Verdigurl ( New Zealand), Animerockchic (Republic of Ireland), Momoka64 (USA), Ve Kuraresa Bleach (USA), AFleetingPhantom (U.K.), EpicHeroLaugh(USA), Fruity-Dragonfly (USA), 9foxgrl (USA), ruler of the ice dragons(USA), Prime -lover 13 (USA) JoMiSm (US TO THE A BABY!!), Rushman2.0 (Nacirema)

There are too many Americans on this list and not enough others. 13, by my count, out of 21. That's more than half!

In case you needed proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping." (How does that work? Unless you're sleep-drying.)

On a bag of Fritos! "..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside." (Great way to promote shoplifting!!!!)

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (How else would you use it?)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But remember..it's just a suggestion...)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Too late...)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (Really?? I wasn't sure...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (I thought that's how you ironed your clothes..oops!)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Yeah like kids really work in factories still...)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (You don't say!!)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (That makes me wonder what else I could use it for)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (And that would be...)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Oh My Goodness!)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (So they want to give us the real artificial nuts...)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (Sure, go ahead and crush another child's dreams!!!)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (duh!!)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yeah, I really want to straighten my hair while I'm washing it!!!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat." (...I thought you used a spoon...)

On a can of bug spray:“Harmful to bees”. (I thought I was harmful to ants)

On a life-saving device: “This is not a life-saving device”. (Now that's marketing)

On a TV remote control: “Not dish washer safe”. (So that's why it won't work anymore...)

A New Zealand insect spray "Not tested on animals." (Obviously.. you tested it on insects, duh!)

A Television Owner’s Manual "Do not pour liquids into your television set." (People really get payed for writing this??)

A VCR box says "Instructional video on hooking up your VCR included." (How can you watch it????!!!!!)

A can of self-defense pepper spray "May irritate eyes." (Really???)

A can of windscreen de-icing spray "Spray works in sub-zero temperatures." (That helps a lot)

A cardboard sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard "Do not drive with sunshield in place." (Well, that explains a lot. *crash*)

A cartridge for a laser printer "Do not eat toner." (Awww... but it tastes good)

A computer mouse "Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." (Where did they get that idea... It definitely wasn't me. I promise. Where did you hear that anyway?)

A dishwasher carries this warning "Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher." (Oh...Sorry kids can't play in there anymore...)

A popular manufactured fireplace log "Caution - Risk of Fire." (What's it supposed to do...play music?)

A rubber ball toy "Choking hazard: This toy is a small ball." (Isn't that why I'm buying it?)

A sharpening stone "Knives are sharp." (You don't say!)

A snowblower warns "Do not use snowblower on roof." (And how exactly am I supposed to get a snowblower on the roof?)

A baby stroller "Remove child before folding." (Oh. Better go get little Bobby out...)

A pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." (Aww, man. Why can't they be magical shields?)

An electric router made for carpenters "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." (Shoot. There goes my quick fix to this cavity.)

An "Aim-n-Flame" fireplace lighter "Do not use near fire, flame or sparks." (Okay... then how am I suppose to use it?)

A rock garden "Eating rocks may lead to broken teeth." (Ah. Weh dat epains ebwyting)

A Fruit Roll-Up snack "Remove plastic before eating." (That's why it doesn't taste good...)

On a bag of Marshmellows: "Flammable" (Really? I thought they were fire resistant...oops...)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity. Copy and paste this into your profile! XD


Natasha Romanoff will never have a heart attack; her heart would never be stupid enough to attack her.

Fear of spiders is arachnophobia; fear of Natasha Romanoff is common sense.

Usually one person doesn't have the solution. But 100 people, all with 1% of the solution; that will get it done. (Skye, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.)

When I'm sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead. (Barney Stinson)

Be a good person, but don't waste time trying to prove it.

If you take the gun, I drop the grenade. You take the grenade, well, you know what happens. (Black Widow)

The truth will set you free, but first it will piss you off. (Gloria Steinem)

Dance with your heart, and your feet will follow.

Don't try to be better than anyone else. Try to be better than yourself.

Stop saying, "I can't do that." Start saying, "I will be able to do that; just give me some time to practice."

Merde.

Dance is music made visible. (George Balanchine)

Your teacher is your God. (Miko Fogarty)

Beast actually has a rainbow bum but nobody knows that but Belle. (True Story)


Don't cheat, it works better if you just IGNORE the key for the game until you actually have do it. I'll tell you mine if you do it PROPERLY.
This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It's worth a try.
First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of members of the opposite sex.
4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family...) in the 4th, 5th, and 6th spots.
5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11. (Go with your instincts!)
6. Finally, make a wish.
And now the key for the game..
1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
4. You care most about the person you put in 4.
5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
10. 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
NOW...post this bulletin (don't reply) within the hour. IF you do, your wish will come true...
If you don't it will become the opposite

So i filled it out:

1-8

2-3 (People I must tell)

3-Tom Hiddleston (I love him, It's true)

4-Abby (I care most about her, so true)

5-Hannah (knows me very well)

6-Emme (my lucky star)

7-Andrew (the one I like but can't work out)

8-The Bird Eddie from Ohio (matches #3...sort of)

9-Never Wrong Soundboard Fiction (song for Andrew... actually fitting)

10-Gone Gone Gone Phillip Phillips (tells most about my mind. Okay, that works)

11-All I want is a Proper Cup of Coffee Trout Fishing in America (How I feel about life. Sooooooo true!)

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Awkward Hi's by Words And Pepsi reviews
Elly Natasha Mattinson used to lead a normal life: Fangirling, writing fanfiction, and doing her hobbies. That is, before she found out that she wasn't a Mattinson. Turns out, she's Elly Natasha Romanoff-Barton, and she's wanted for that. But what if she's also wanted for something else, something bigger,and the Avengers and their Second Generation can't save her? [DISCONTINUED].
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 63,985 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 4/20 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., OC
Lovely Trouble by JWolf28 reviews
"Jasmine stayed with Natasha the longest, four months, but she was adopted too and that was that. Until the day the tower was attacked and Natasha was knocked out, but woke up surrounded by kids."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,610 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 3/20 - Published: 4/19/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
In Which Fury Chooses Stark's PA's by hermione-amelia-rose1479 reviews
Agent Emma Sherlock Holmes (no kidding) is a fast-paced-British-accented-dry-sarcastic-fangirl that works for S.H.E.I.L.D, after being transferred from MI9 in 2010. When Fury decides that Stark needs to stop sacking his assistants, Agent Holmes is his last hope. Clintasha, Pepperony, Steve/OC, Bruce/Betty, Loki/OC. T for cuss words
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 55 - Words: 202,053 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/11 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Let there be gingers by timtom reviews
In the organization of SHIELD, it's considered strange to realize that their operatives who are killers, spies and beings in ownership of superpowers do regular things that civilians do, like read magazines, or bake muffins, or even ... have children. So what happens when Natasha Romanoff and Pepper Potts are both pregnant ... at the same time? (Rated T for swearing and stuff)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 42,708 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Pepper P., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Memento Mori by The King's Soldier reviews
"Despite the fact that they no longer have any interaction whatsoever for the other 364 days of the year, somehow their shared pain keeps drawing them together on this one." Laurel and Thea on each anniversary of the Queen's Gambit sinking. One chapter per year.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,874 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 10/14/2014 - Laurel L., Thea Q. - Complete
Thea's Journey by puzzlepirateking reviews
Instead of heading off with Malcom at the end of season 2, Thea decides to go to the people who trained her father. Spoilers for the end of season 2. Au from the end of season 2. Sara/Nyssa, Thea/?
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/21/2014 - Published: 6/16/2014 - [Nyssa al Ghul, Sara L.] Thea Q.
On the Corner of First and Amistad by The King's Soldier reviews
A set of five vignettes looking at the thoughts and emotions of Laurel Lance and each of the four remaining members of Team Arrow at the end of 3x02. Spoilers for that episode and 3x01. May require Kleenex.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/16/2014 - Oliver Q., Laurel L., Felicity S., John D. - Complete
One Last Fight by thelittlelostexplorer reviews
A year after Tony joins The Avengers, all hell breaks loose. Tony has two grown daughters who are fighting their own battles. Tony X Pepper OC X Steve Rodgers/Captain America and OC X Bruce Banner/Hulk
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,999 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/21/2014 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., OC
Tнє Bartoη Saga Book One: It Starts with a Letter by crossMIRAGE19 reviews
"Please tell me you don't come from a Mental Institution." The visit of an old man throws an orphan girl's life out of the loop. Anya knew she wasn't alone, but to discover who she is will turn to be the greatest adventure she could ever live. Hogwarts was now her home, but like always, there's going to be a lot of bumps on the road. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,842 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 6/23/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G., OC - Complete
The Assassin and The Hacker by charmedforever9494 reviews
This takes place after the season 2 finale. Instead of leaving, Nyssa decides to stay in Starling City. Her and Sara are just friends and for the sake of my story, let's just say that Felicity isn't as into Oliver as she is in the show. Past Nysara and pre Smoaking Assassin.
Arrow - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 944 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/14/2014 - [Felicity S., Nyssa al Ghul] - Complete
The Eye of the Storm by The King's Soldier reviews
"In the stillness of the night, it's almost possible to forget that their entire world has just come crashing down." Set after the end of 1x20. May goes outside to get some air and discovers she's not the only one who can't sleep. May/Skye friendship. Appearance by Coulson at the end. Rated T for safety.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,239 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/9/2014 - Skye/Daisy, M. May, P. Coulson
A Friend In Me by The King's Soldier reviews
Sara has a rough day and goes to the lair to work out her frustration. When Felicity drops by for some computer maintenance, the two women of Team Arrow end up bonding. Set shortly after 2x14. Appearances by Oliver and Diggle at the end.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,805 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Sara L., Felicity S. - Complete
All My Secrets by The King's Soldier reviews
"Sara never talks about those six years, and Laurel gets the feeling she isn't supposed to ask. But sometimes she just can't help herself." Five times Laurel asks about what happened to her sister and one time she finally gets an answer. Title from "Secrets" by OneRepublic.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Sara L., Laurel L. - Complete
This One Time by Samitballi reviews
Just a series of ficlets set in the time between my Avenger stories Mini-Vengers and Linchpin. Random fluffiness featuring Clint and Natasha's two daughters, Tony and Pepper's son, Thor and Jane's two kids and Steve and his OC's twin girls. Madness, cuteness and all that fluftastic stuff will ensue! [you should probably at least read Mini-Vengers first]
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 32,651 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Tнє Bartoη Saga Book Three: Secrets of the Innocent by crossMIRAGE19 reviews
"But, what if he was innocent?" Nightmares have been plaguing Anya Barton's dreams - the recent ones meddling with old memories. Meanwhile, mass-murderer Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban and he's after Harry Potter; as their friendship is put to test, old grudges resurface and the tension is running high. Will these four be able to stand it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,528 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 10/15/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Stupid Boats by MadQuinn13 reviews
Sara and Nyssa are sailing back home. This wouldn't be a problem if every time a certain blonde is on a boat she almost dies in so many different ways causing her to be reasonably skittish about them.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/14/2014 - [Sara L., Nyssa al Ghul] - Complete
Daddy's Little Girl is Ruining Daddy's House by MadQuinn13 reviews
Which is a rental and he doesn't even own it, and he wanted his deposit back. Quentin tries to get use to the fact that not only is his 27 year old daughter who he thought was dead is back to living with him but also her assassin girlfriend was living there too.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/8/2014 - [Nyssa al Ghul, Sara L.] Detective Lance - Complete
Quentin's Baby Girl by MadQuinn13 reviews
Quentin is glad to have Sara back and living with him even if it means that his sleep is deeply suffering. Eventual Nysara
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,115 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 3/26/2014 - [Sara L., Nyssa al Ghul] Detective Lance
I Dare You by shadowsontherun reviews
6 months into their bipolar partnership, Black Widow and Hawkeye are still trying to figure each other out. Coming from completely different worlds they work through missions that define who and what they are to each other. Set 9 years before "Avengers", watch Clint and Natasha build a partnership to surpass all others.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 152 - Words: 678,030 - Reviews: 4198 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 750 - Updated: 3/10/2014 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Happily Ever After by Samitballi reviews
Now that Ryland and Anya are happily together and working for S.H.I.E.L.D., the family can go about new adventures- including a new baby and a little boy joining the family. Whether it's fun, hard or just straight up weird, so long as they stick together, the Avengers can face anything life throws at them...probably. *Third installment to Mini-Vengers series*
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 157,714 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 2/26/2014 - Published: 8/5/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P.
Nyssa's Canary by The Sacred and Profane reviews
How Nyssa al-Ghul meets, nurtures, and falls in love with Sara Lance.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/9/2014 - Nyssa al Ghul, Sara L. - Complete
Back Where We Belong by The King's Soldier reviews
The night after rescuing Coulson, Skye and May are both having trouble sleeping. Tentative bonding ensues. Spoilers for 1x11, appearance by Coulson at the end.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,244 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/9/2014 - Skye/Daisy, M. May, P. Coulson - Complete
Team Movie Night by The King's Soldier reviews
"Any Friday night on the Bus without a mission was designated as team movie night... Of course, actually choosing a movie was an ordeal in and of itself." An analysis of the movie preferences of each member of the team.
Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/30/2013 - Complete
Tнє Bartoη Saga Book Two: My Worst Enemy is Our Silence by crossMIRAGE19 reviews
"Because he understood," and it was true. As much as I hated to admit it, Tom Riddle was the only friend that could see who I was. Through all the lies he told me, I was sure of one thing: I had really been his first friend. Because liking it or not, we both were the two sides of a coin. REWRITTEN.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 49,873 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/14/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr., OC - Complete
Anya Barton Book Five: Just One More Lie by crossMIRAGE19 reviews
One lie can tell a thousand stories, and Anya Barton is going to found out why. Living her own identity crisis, she knows that there's no much time left until she comes face to face with Voldemort. Forgetting who you're is hard, but trying to remember why you fight is worse. Join her as she began her Fifth Year at Hogwarts, with the return of old friends and old enemies too.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,623 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 6/28/2013 - Harry P., OC
Mini-Vengers by Samitballi reviews
Everyone was a bit shocked to find out Pepper and Tony were going to have a kid. But no one was surprised at all when Clint and Natasha came home from their honeymoon pregnant. Now the two couples are trying their best to raise their young children with the help of their dysfunctional super family The Avengers *Clint/Natasha Tony/Pepper Thor/Jane included*
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 127,882 - Reviews: 518 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Linchpin by Samitballi reviews
When Anya Barton and Ryland Stark joined S.H.I.E.L.D.'s junior agent program they never imagined their first mission would involving a mole in S.H.I.E.L.D., an agent off the grid, dead bodies, a linchpin, and the possibility of a third World War. All the while they are faced with something much scarier and harder to solve: their feelings for each other. Sequel to Mini-Vengers!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 98,004 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Complete
Мои ангелы (My Angels) by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
Sequel to Моя любовь (My Love). One-shots throughout the family's life together. ranging from happy, fluffy fun moments, to sad, scary not-so-fun moments. Please read and review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Anya Barton Book Four: The Masks We Wear (ORIGINAL VERSION) by crossMIRAGE19 reviews
For Anya Barton, the summer leading to her Fourth Year was a time of changes. Counting the appearance of Death Eaters at the Quidditch World Cup, a new teacher by the name of Mad-Eye that seems to know too much, start of the Triwizard Tournament, Harry being a Champion, meeting new allies - forgot to say Harry's in the Tournament as a Champion? Nothing's the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,288 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/20/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Baby Girl: All Grown Up by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
Set 7 years after Baby Girl. Lexi is now a SHIELD agent, and her first assignment just might be the most difficult assignment she'll ever have. She's got her family to support her, but she's still not expected to complete the mission. Can she prove the Council and SHIELD wrong, or will her first mission be her last? Sequel to Baby Girl, so read that first. Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 31,118 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R.
Affection by MaidenofIron157 reviews
Five times Tony Stark's exhaustion gets the better of him, and the one time someone decides it's time he use an actual bed. Only Warning: Language. Bonus: Hulk, the 'bots, and Loki
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,796 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 6/2/2013 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
What If? by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
What if James' parents had still been alive when he and Lily died? What if they'd stayed in hiding longer, long enough to give Harry twin sisters? What if Sirius hadn't gone to Azkaban, but had raised Harry and his sisters instead? What if Dumbledore had killed Voldemort? And what if Harry's scar was just a scar, and not cursed? Would life be normal for Harry Potter? Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,941 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Baby Girl by He's-Her-Lobster41319 reviews
Natasha knew that she'd do anything for her, even defect from the country she thought she loved. Natasha knew without a doubt that she'd do whatever she had to to keep her safe. Rated T because I have no idea where the story is going to go. Please read and review!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 68,835 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 4/9/2013 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Lost in the seas of forgotten memories by shadowsontherun reviews
Natasha wakes up after a mission without any memory of the last 3 years of her life. She has forgotten all the avengers – including her husband. As she tries to understand her new reality - she hits a serious road block. "You're supposed to be dead, you're a science accident and you are a mythical character - you expect me to believe I haven't gone crazy?" Natasha asked slowly.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 34 - Words: 65,535 - Reviews: 946 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.
Nobody Panic This Time by Spun reviews
Kink meme fill, no pairings. "And yet he thinks that maybe this is the moment that defines them as a team – the one where Barton has a goddamn seizure in the shawarma joint and the rest of them panic and run around like headless chickens."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,496 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
When the truth doesn't matter by rrabbit reviews
Cassius, Gavin, and Lavinia are at Hogwarts and have to deal with finding out the truth about their parents relationship. Takes place after I'm yours and hate is such a strong word... enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 237,856 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Penny for your Thoughts reviews
Have you ever watched a show and wondered what must really be going through the characters' heads? Me too.
Arrow - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 395 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/5/2014 - Nyssa al Ghul, Sara L., Oliver Q., Felicity S.
Deciding Your Own Fate reviews
You got on that boat with your sister's boyfriend. How did you think that was going to turn out? You accepted the fate that was given to you, but when she comes along, you realize that it was given for a reason. Sara Lance's life from when she got on the Queen's Gambit. Written in second person.
Arrow - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Nyssa al Ghul, Sara L., Oliver Q.
Beginning of Death reviews
Their story, from day one. How Nyssa finds Sara, waiting to die. How the League takes her in and nurses her back to health. How little, I won't say innocent, Sara Lance became the woman she is today, Atah-er Al Asfer. And everything that happened on the ride to Hell. Partially rewritten. Rated M because I don't know where this is going, and they seem like the type to be rated M.
Arrow - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/16/2014 - Sara L., Nyssa al Ghul
Another Pretty Face reviews
The events of Marvel's The Avengers from the point of view of Natasha Romanoff. See how she uses her pretty face and skilled moves, and how she feels about that. I know, horrible summary, but the story is better, I promise! Rated T because I have no idea where this is going. The story writes itself, I swear. I am a powerless scribe.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/1/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Nick F., Agent Maria Hill, Agent Phil Coulson
A New Family reviews
The beginning of the Avengers family. Starts with Natasha 8 months pregnant. Rated T because I don't know where this could go. The story writes itself.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,531 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 4/12/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S.
The Assassin's Life reviews
What does the average master assassin do on her day off? What Natasha Romanoff does on her day off. Includes kids, and they're in the Avengers Tower. And I know, I suck at summaries, but the story is better, I promise.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Thor, Hawkeye/Clint B.