strawberry poo kmoo
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Joined 03-05-04, id: 548476
Author has written 3 stories for Final Fantasy IX, and Fullmetal Alchemist.


Ohayo minna!

This is the profile of strawberry poo kmoo, for
the morbidly curious, or just people who want to know what other fics
i've written (or TAILS500).

Yes, well, about TAILS500. She/He is
a friend of mine, who is not allowed to have really any sort of
membership to things on the computer, so, she/he uses mine to post any
fanfiction she/he's written. (though i think she'he's forgotten the

word and such... oh well.)Sometimes I may type them as well, though,
like I have with Lord of the Rings: The musical, which could almost be
referred to as co-authored. : )

TAILS500's identity is no longer secret!

TAILS'S CULTURE/ BACKROUND: Dutch, German, Norweigan, French, British but lives in none of those countries and is also a hippie, kind of.

Gender: M

Age: 14

Interests: HP, LOTR, and NBC

Sexual preference: Gay

Appearance: Frodo if he got in a fight with blonde hair dye.

Pet Peeve: Gay discrimination or homophobic jokes. Does not mind slash, though.

Name: Cordelia _

Age: shifty eyes : mumble justtwomonths,justtwomonths... mumble

JAPAN: hugs japan : I am in love with anything Japan-related,
but other than that like drawing, writing (duh), reading, yoga, roller
blading, skiing, hanging out with friends, horror movies, final
fantasy, grammar, spelling, words _ I'm such a geek _ if anyone
wants a beta, I'll most likely take the job _

Uhh... what else would I put here: "Fine, be that way!"

"I will!"

...these people are also formally known as "scientists"...

...if such people were behind this crime, they would be known as "arsonists"...

...this is a Man/Household Appliances vs. Goat-eating Spirits conflict...

i wonder if i should put in my sexual interests as well? lmao. BI (well, that's what i've decided to say anyways lmao. : heart thumping :)


Tails500: Get me a danish and a glass of WHOLE milk! Gnome-a-liscious! Professer Mcgonagul is hot as a cat! MEOW! (just kidding.) Dobby: I may be short but you don't know what I've gotthat's big and long under this pillowcase!(I sometimes have a perverted sense of humor.) Lucky charms are fantabulous! Cheese! Cubby is a cool word, kids! Let's say it together! CUBBY, CUBBY, CUBBY, CUBBY, CUBBY...


Here is a listing of fics you may see coming from me... i'm mainly working on Lifecycle right now though, so it may be quite a while before you see the other one(s).


A Final Fantasy 9 fic. The inspiration for this was spurned from when Zidane dsaw Garnet's memory in Memoria. It ends up going through Zidane's whole life (its gonna be hella long), and will be a BlankxZidane. I will also do a re-write of it as a Zidane.Garnet sometime, after I've gotten at least 15 chapters of the original version down. Also, since I don't really like author's notes in fics that long, or long author's notes (which are the type I write), I will post anything that WOULD'VE been an author's note in that section of my Bio. So, if you have a question or something, look at my Bio to see any author's notes that would have originally been there. They will be sorted by chapter. The next chapter will be posted as soon as it has finished being beta'd, or after I finish writing the chapter after it. Hopefully this will result in waits that are not terribly long _

Unnamed as of late

This fic, nameless at the moment, will be a Rugrats All Grown Up! fic. (I know, I'm such a dork for watching that show... lol) But anyways, dorkiness aside, the is a continuation of the episode where Lil makes Phil dress up as her and dump a boy named Timothy who is really gross and asked her out. If you've seen it, you know that he DOESN'T dump Timothy, and instead ends up going on a bunch of dates with him. This Crossdresser!Phil episode was really weird, and almost slash. So, why can't it be slash? That's what this fic is going to be. A TimothyxPhil slashfic. Yay! Lol.


Fic(s?) you may see coming from TAILS500:

A Harry Potter Parody, I have the first four or five chapters in my posession atm, and it will be titled, Umbridge + Filch = EEK! I will still be updating it every week though. Chapter 3 is finally up!

Chapter post dates:

Goddamnit XP. I'm so sorry, I thought it wopuld be easier then this, I worked for probably a whole 24 hours in the end trying to come up with something and got nada. I think the best idea would be to put this story on hiatus, but that doesn't mean I'll stop working on it. Right now I'm getting the little thing out of the way such as studying eyes and eye diseases/infections for the whole 'Blank losing his sight' thing, how to deal with the minimal changes in weather, and developing the history of countries, ethnicities, religion and such. (As I said before, this really is going to be a complex, long story XD) If anyone knows if the mountain ranges in ffix have names, and the names of any rivers or lakes, please tell me, because I really need them. Depending on what I find about these features will determine how soon the update after that comes.

Lifecycle A/N's

Intro: Now, don't worry, I promise chapters will get longer as the story progresses. During the Soul stage, however, they will not be any longer than 1-3 pages long (handwritten) because they are hell to write XD. I would like the reviewer's input on how long they would like the Soul stage to go on, and any ideas that they have for plotting of the Soul stage, cos it is so darn difficult. XD Thank you very much, again, and the next installment will be in... whenever Relis finishes beta-ing it. I promise i won't keep you waiting for any more than two weeks though _ (By the way, the disclaimer in the only A/N will serve as a disclaimer for the whole rest of the story.)

Chapter one: Hah! How d'ya like that? One full page! XD. Aw crap... there was something actually important I was going to ask, but now... I forget. Ugh. Oh yeah. Are there any enigmatic references/things in FFIX that you have been wondering about? E-mail or review me and I'll try to incorporate them into the story! One other question, even though its probably kinda stupid. Where do you usually use a tent other than when you're hurt: reads question : Nevermind, that's really stupid... why would you use a tent if you weren't hurt? That's just plain stupid... XD. Btw, there are only going to be about 1 1/2 to 2 more chapters of Soul... seeing as I really can't think of anything else to include in them. I'm getting ready to type up the next chapter, but have no clue what to do for the next one... (the next chapter is 2 1/4 handwritten pages! Yess! XD). See you all in a week _

Chapter two: Is ... dun dun DUUN ... on hiatus.

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Don't Say It Out Loud by gloryblastit reviews
Ponyboy's difficult day, no new characters, slash
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 36,508 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 4/10/2004
When You Sleep by chocolatemooses reviews
You have stopped sleeping. Really sleeping, not collapsing on a pile of old modems in the middle of your workshop or closing your eyes for a moment while you tinker away under one of your classic Model T cherry red Mustangs." *Movie-verse* TS/PP
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/7/2008 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Just One More: A Tony Stark Oneshot by The Phantom Lady reviews
Just one more drink, he thought. Just one more and then I’ll stop." Tony reflects on his life thus far and worries Pepper to tears. T rated for one f-bomb. A oneshot for now, but might turn into a chapter story.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,793 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Complete
French Fries by Zion Angel reviews
As she ate his last fry, she couldn’t help but wonder if this was his way of telling her that he had missed her. -- Kind of silly, but sweet. Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/4/2008 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Until the Fat Lady Sings by Besarien reviews
Written preHBP It's SSHP and the third generation at Hogwarts as seen through the eyes of the portrait of Salazar Slytherin who certainly has enough of his own problems. Rated for language.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Fated Rain by Tristripe reviews
Post series TsumeToboe It is about control: the strong overpower the weak. Amidst sex, gangs, drugs, and violence, Toboe knows that there is something more. A better life for Granny? Companionship without pain? Is there such a thing as a blue sky? ON HOL
Wolf's Rain - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,135 - Reviews: 239 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 2/22/2007 - Published: 11/3/2004
Inspired Curiosity by Jukebox Hound reviews
[Oneshot PWP. Post KH2. Fluffy RxS yaoi.] Sora has some questions for Riku about the birds and the bees. And ninjas really are better than pirates.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,616 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Sora, Riku - Complete
Actodum’s Gate by Meiori reviews
Harry Potter has never known who he is, all of his life he has been what other people have made him. To defeat Voldemort the young boy must grow into a man, and discover what power lies beyound Actodum's Gate. Will Harry face his inner darkness?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,187 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
Secrets of the Forbidden Broomcloset by Anthea Rose reviews
Draco Malfoy is beyond infuriated when a bored Daily Prophet pins him as gay, and he's willing to do anything to prove his heterosexuality - even accept help from an aloof but sympathizing Harry Potter. DMHP SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 137,386 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 2,498 - Follows: 1,594 - Updated: 7/16/2006 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Picturesque by Fantastical Queen Ebony Black reviews
[LRaito] In the shadows that clutter their bedroom, there is no clear separation between one thing and another. Perfections and imperfections, right and wrong, the space where Raito's hands become L's... Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Complete
Anthem for Anthy by Kitiara-d reviews
What were Utena's thoughts after everything was over? Was she bitter over Anthy's betrayal?What were the other Duelists' thoughts after everything was over?
Utena - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2006 - Published: 4/6/2005
The Economy, Bed, and the Big Picture by tasukichiriko reviews
Ryousuke loses sleep, Takumi worries, and things cost too much.
Initial D - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/3/2005
Street Racers' Terminology by DistressedMoonchild reviews
[Initial D, Takahashi Keisuke x Fujiwara Takumi] Takumi wants answers and receives some unexpected ones. Set somewhere around the end of the Fourth Stage, I guess.
Initial D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/29/2005 - Complete
Haircuts days in stir by gloryblastit reviews
Slash. PonyboyJohnny. Sometimes fugitives find comfort.
Outsiders - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,916 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005
This One Thing by Ryu-Mizu reviews
CHAPTER 9 IS UP! What if Trunks was to decide to admit his feelings for a certain demi-saiyan? What will happen when he does? TrunksGoten, Warning: shounen-ai, if you're uncomfortable with that, don't read!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,959 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/2/2005 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Goten, Trunks
The ASSassin by Tambleheadmonster reviews
The epic story of how Tamble Bond must assASSinate the Imperial Chicken Master. BEWARE: The suspense might just be too must for you.
James Bond - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/6/2005 - Published: 1/16/2005
That’s All I need by Rochelle B2 reviews
Afterglow musing is a weird thing. Francis lies between his former enemies and ponders…stuff. (Written for me by Dimitri Aidan, FrancisVirgilRichie Slashy weirdness.)
Static Shock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005
Lucky Colors by S. Meech reviews
When Zidane is lessthanenthusiastic about Valentine's Day, he finds that a friend's plight and pain can change your perspective on a lot of things. BlankZidane, lime scene, pregame.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2005 - Complete
Garnet's Decision by Anrixan reviews
One Shot! WARNING Don't read unless you have finished the game! No cloud, no squall shall hinder us...
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Garnet A., Zidane T. - Complete
Bring me Home by tir-synni reviews
Zidane arrives back on the Tantalus after the Iifa Tree, and tells his story to Blank. BlankZidane, KujaZidane
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,631 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/28/2005 - Published: 9/10/2001
Last Enchantment by Shamera reviews
AU A "faerie" tale with elves, vampires, and reincarnation. Draco's a transfer student who arrives at Hogwarts during Harry's seventh year, trying to fulfill a promise made nearly a hundred years ago. DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 60,611 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 444 - Updated: 1/25/2005 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
I Hate Everything About You by Shinigami Liliz Black reviews
Finished and Fixed!Draco and Harry found themselves into a fight that’ll lead them to rip each others lips and realizing a feeling they never knew it was there. Slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,198 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Innocence Reborn by Kagedtiger reviews
[spoilers for the ending] Zidane has returned, but he has someone unexpected with him. Someone who must now learn how to deal with living in the real world. [slash] [[Blank x Kuja] [I make it work, I swear!] [Also contains some Zidane x Garnet]]
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 29,920 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Kuja, Blank - Complete
Frozen Reflections by Akasha Demon Queen reviews
WARNING: Ryousuke x Keisuke. Contains consensual incest. A stylistic piece detailing the developing relationship between the Takahashi brothers as seen through the eyes of another. IF YOU HAVE PROBLEMS WITH THIS PAIRING, PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!
Initial D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Published: 10/2/2004
Dark side of the Light by Dahlias reviews
AU:SLASH: DM recieves his inheritance on his 17th and learns his Second Half is none other than HP who in turn recieves his inheritance a month later as a Veela. Who ever said luv was easy? Not luvers who have Voldi & a gulible world against them.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/18/2004 - Published: 2/16/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
Plus One by Ryu-Mizu reviews
Trunks thinks about some important new aspects of his life, and the life of his family. One-shot, Shounen-ai, TrunksGoten
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Goten, Trunks - Complete
How voldemort was defeated by an asda lorry by Lady Fuschia reviews
in which Ron goes bald, draco gets high, Lucius kills santa and voldemort well you can tell from the title. sequel coming soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,223 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/25/2004 - Published: 3/3/2004 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Collected Musings on Ryou Bakura by Amarielle reviews
A collection of dialogues, journal entries, and medical files excerpted from young Ryou Bakura's troubled life. Rated for thematic elements, language, and mature content.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,648 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/26/2004 - Published: 10/24/2003 - R. Bakura - Complete
Tabula Rasa by Padfoot the Marauder reviews
Harry loses his memory and is dense about pretty much everything. Off all people he asks Draco for support. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,423 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.
Suffer by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki POV- Yuki learns about real love.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/15/2003
Believe by peroxidepest17 reviews
Super short one-shot: Haru’s philosophy on beauty and brightness.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 10/2/2003 - Complete
Statice by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sequel to “God”- Yuki’s musings on what it feels like on the other side.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,245 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2003
God by peroxidepest17 reviews
Short POV piece- Haru mourns.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2003
Burning by peroxidepest17 reviews
Yuki’s POV- a one shot. Haru corners Yuki in the halls.
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Complete
The Essay by inky2 reviews
Keisuke writes an R-rated essay to prove a point to Takeshi. (In this Alternate Universe, Takeshi is an English teacher.) YAOI
Initial D - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,695 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2003
To Dare or Not to Dare by Rae1 reviews
Taisuke. Daisuke gets stuck in a game of dare, and only his idol can help him out. Will pretending to be a couple affect how they think of each other? It will change how they are viewed by the rest of the world.
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,746 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/8/2001 - Daisuke M./Davis, Taichi Y./Tai K. - Complete
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Sometimes reviews
An angsty, kind of poetic one-shot. Please R&R! Oh, and I don't own FMA. "Sometimes, Colonel Roy Mustang would sneak out of his dorm room. And sometimes, he would hold the FullMetal Alchemist in his arms."
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2005 - Complete
A Secret Never Told reviews
A sadish oneshot for now. Mystery pairing until the very end. Kind of random... I wrote it a while ago. Minimal 'swearing', PG13 just to be safe. I'd enjoy some feedback . Kind of cliffhangerish because it was originally going to be something akin t
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2/12/2005 - Blank, Zidane T. - Complete
Lifecycle reviews
A soul's journey through life, and many answers untold now discovered. An eventual BlankZidane. Will be doing another version of it as ZidaneGarnet. Rating sure to change.
Final Fantasy IX - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Blank, Zidane T.
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