Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and NCIS.
My name is Rhiannon Aurorafai. All my friends call me Rhia though. So my pride and joy here is my NCIS fiction which is in the progress of being written. Please read and review that. I also wrote two Harry Potter fanfics which aren't done yet. Also, check out my beta, Fedora Jim, cause she's awesome and has tons of cool stories! Check us out on fictionpress as well under the same names!
-If history is doomed to repeat itself, bring on the beheadings!
-Wisdom comes with age. Death comes with age. Therefore, wisdom is dangerous.
-Save a tree. Eat a beaver!
-Never moon a werewolf.
-If you're feeling good, don't worry. You'll get over it!
-Smile...Tomorrow will be worse.
-Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
-Well aren't you a waste of two billion years of evolution.
-If I throw a stick, will you go away?
-A mind is a terrible thing to waste; I'm glad they didn't waste one on you.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable...like a coma.
-It is often said that before you die your life passes before your eyes. It is in fact true. It's called living.
-You should always show up at your funeral.
-Cell-phone: a way to speak to yourself without anyone noticing.
-Vegetarian: Native American definition for "lousy hunter".
-One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.
-Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary there!
-When the people come, don't call where they're taking you the land of the magic white jackets. It makes them drive faster.
-Do not follow me, for I may not lead. Do not lead me, for I may not follow... Go over there somewhere.
-Last night as I lay in bed looking at the stars, I thought "Where the hell is the ceiling!"
-If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
-Ok. I'm gonna need a hammer, a chisel... maybe a couple of rocket launchers. But this pickle jar WILL come open!
-Go now, or forever hold your pee.
-My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
-Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?
People Quotes (to be added to as good ones appear!):
-"Yeah, it was like, one of those dreams that told a story that had good morals and fruit." Me.
-"Be you fake or be you real?!" Norma (when talking to a cat)
-"I say funny things all the time. You just don't listen to them." LH (when asked for a quote that he's said)
-"Having friends is like being peed on. Everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feelings." Cheez's senior quote.
-"My food is problematic." River from Firefly
-"I broke my g-string while fingering a minor." LH hopefully quoting someone else or talking about his guitar.
By the way, if anyone likes fictionpress, my story can be found at this link: http://www.fictionpress.com/~rhiannonaurorafai
A combined Fictionpress story with my Fedora Jim buddy is here on http://www.fictionpress.com/~schatziandcraic
Also, if you want to read something else of mine, I'm doing a combined story with another called "Searching for the Skye". Its really good so please read and review! Here's the link:
R & R please!