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Author has written 13 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and .hack/SIGN.
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Marth finished up selecting his items, paid with his gold and took a step away from the counter. "So, whats up Daisy?"
She shrugged. "Not much. I just logged on and I saw you walk into the shop, so I felt like following."
Marth raised an eyebrow. "Stalking much?"
"Well maybe I am..." Daisy replied, her voice softer and sexier. "And I bet you wouldn't complain, hmm?" She took a few steps closer to him with a very seductive look on her face.
Marth blushed. "...Hey wait! I didn't put in the command to blush!" He yelled, looking away from the healer.
At his outburst Daisy couldn't help but laugh. "Certain commands when done to other avatars make their avatar respond a certain way. I just used /seduce on you, which made you blush."
"Oh... that's strange. A bit chauvinistic if you ask me." Marth replied, crossing his arms. "I mean, just because you're a woman doesn't mean you should have to have a sexy emote! Seriously, that's just wrong."
"Guys could do it too." She replied, slightly confused about the swordsmans outburst. "I just don't think it can be done to others of the same gender... or, well, I never tried anyway."
"We still take a stand Daisy! Against this horrible world created in mind for pre-pubescent boys!" He took out his sword and pointed it to the sky and made sure to use the /soapbox emote. "Take a stand against all the programers who think that woman can really fight hordes of monsters in bikinis. Take a stand against the giant breasts they give them that would obviously weight them down when running across an endless plain. Stand up and unite the masses of players who believe that, yes watching a woman or a small cute character dance is fun, but not worth paying a full 10 gold over!"
All around the two players who overheard his pledges began to encircle the duo, thrusting their fists forward and chanting, 'Marth! Marth! Marth!'
Marth reached out a hand to Daisy. "Daisy! You and I, we have a destiny to fulfill! Join me, and together we can unite this MMORPG under a banner of righteousness!"
Daisy didn't reply. Instead she turned away, walked out of the crowd and herself used the /soapbox emotion to gain a pedistal. All of the players eyes fell on her and waited to see what she would do... and suddenly, without warning she began to dance. A very sexy dance. Swinging her hips back and forth, then shaking her chest. It looked like a belly dance, really. And slowly, the players who surrounded Marth began to migrate from one soapbox to another.
"Uh, hey wait!" Marth shouted as he watched his followers leave. "Guys, c'mon this is just the sorta thing I was talking-"
"Oooh! My top fell off!"
Within a moment, all of Marth's supporters had dashed over to Daisy, hooping and hollering as she continued the pre-programed dance in an extremely low-resolution bra. Sighing, Marth steppeddown and crossed his arms. "Hmph. See if I ever try to start a revolution again."
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2nd Rule: I've really been on Fanfiction.net since 08-11-00. Yes, seven years. yet FF.NET Hates me and kept locking my acounts for no reason.
3rd Rules: SCRIPT FORMAT ROCKS! Why did they take it away?
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Name: Host the Purple.
Amazing isn't it?
Likes- Pokemon up to Johto, Digimon 01, Japanese YuGiOh, SSBM, Phantasy Star Online, .Hack, SODA, Mystic Heros and Teen Titans cause its on right now.
Dislikes- Pokemon after Johto, YuGiOh in American, Shows that try way too hard to be like Anime They scare me...o_o, Everything Else, 4Kids and FUNimation.
4Kids FUNimation: They need to start dubbing stuff that is FOR little kids instead of turning Teen age shows into shows for kids about 8-12.
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The first chapter is about... well, pretty close to done. I'm most likely going to post it after the main characters of Second Access have appeared in the orginal story. From there, I'll update it (much, much less then the orginal story, maybe 1 chapter for every 5, AT BEST) in my spare time. It's more then likely going to be much shorter then the orignal, but it won't end before SSBO will , for obvious reasons. (Rather not give away the ending hehe). And just incase your wondering, its not like a re-telling, its a brand new story with a new plot.
I'll announce it in the chapter the main characters appear in (which should be in maybe... 4-5 more chapters) and likely post it a bit after. Should I give some spoilers? Hmmmmm... Okay, sure. The main character will be Fox. But thats all I'm saying right now!
Morgan of the Solar Ray
Copy and Paste this into your profile if you think 1) that all the other authors doing the "copy and paste" thing are nothing but silly people who long to be accept, and because of this, they copy and paste others sayings to make it seem like they're in the "In Crowd". The truth is that they are just posers. 2) You're just too cool to be seen copying and pasting stuff and 3) You'll never be caught dead with a silly copy and paste banner.
Just a quick insert here, since I've notice this sudden rise in fake profiles made just for the sake of a flame, I figured I'd give my postion on them.
If you feel the need to "flame" one of my stories, go ahead. No one is stopping you. Do what you need to fill your ego for the time being. I'm not against constructive critisim at all, I mean a flame is the "ur stori sux stop wrtng" kind.
If I get one of those flames, let me just let you know that unless you've written a story, don't even bother wasting your time typing and thinking of fun ways to insult me or the story. Your flame will not be taken seriously or most likely even looked at again. Infact, it will help. It will go to my LOTR story and help me light the beacons. Instead, go do something more productive. Jerk off or something.
I could care less if you insist that just because YOU think this story is bad, for reasons far beyond anyone's logic (because it's likely you've never even considered writing a story, let alone post one). I mean, are you an English teacher or something? No, right? So you have no right to say someone's work is trash if you don't have anything to back up and say, "Well, here's a story I made. Yours isn't as good.", then you really have no idea what you're talking about. And if you are an English teacher - what the heck are you doing on a website for fanfictions critizing authors? I mean, seriously, I bet NO flamer has any type of education that gives them any right to say whos work sucks and doesn't suck, BESIDES basing on your own opinion. And I'm sorry to say, that while you may think that "just b/c ur stori has 300 reviews, I say it sux and it does!!1! They all hv bad taste lol!" if the story is as bad as you say it is, then no one would be reviewing. Something thats not good in your eyes is decent to someone else. So it means really you're the one with bad tastes. Needing to flame people to keep yourselfs busy for an hour or so.
And for the record, I have not been flamed recently (as in recently, I mean this new surge of profiles bent JUST around flaming). Am I doing this as a warning to flamers? I doubt they'd read my profile anyway. But I'm just setting the record straight. If you dislike a story you can review the story saying you don't like it very much and prehaps gives pointers to make it better. You don't need to bullshit about how the story makes your eyes bleed and how the author should kill themselves. You don't need to mock the author just because you didn't like their work. I will never respect those type of people and thats why I'm not gonna even pay attention to them outside of this little rant here.
So ya... I still need flames for my beacons. Cause Gandalf/Bowser is getting cold.
Notes on Pokemon Trainer and reasons to fear SSBB:
If he shows up in my story, he's gonna be called Red :3
My mains have changed a bit too.
Brawl Mains: Ness, Lucas, Mr. Game & Watch, Olimar, Kirby.
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