Jily Trash
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Joined 01-27-14, id: 5486689, Profile Updated: 05-10-18
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, and Sherlock.

"House elves and whores exist for that." -Web

"We don't like them because they're all uppity assholes with egos the size of the grand fucking canyon." -Bex

"Do not ship your children." -Lizzy

"Your namesake embodied strength through adversity. Clean your fucking room." -Abby

"ME TOO I AM A NEEF GOD." -Ami

"I'll just drop out before it even starts like no." -Ana

"I'm so salty you could boil me and serve me to be Chinese." -Jenny

"You fucking tractor!" -Bex


lily - female - fifteen - germany


on the fourteenth of january, 2018 i was married to em by amber as witnessed by bex. i love my lil canadian.


I like to steal characters from authors and make their lives miserable. As honestly stated in my penname, I am Jily trash. I'm also a sucker for Johnlock. And I'm a Slytherin. Hiss hiss, bitch. here you'll basically find a lot of links to a few amazing forums and a lot of spectacular people so be warned.


ohana means family. and family stays together.

abby, amber, ami, amy, ana, arty, ash, bex, em, emiliya, emily, jas, jenny, laura, lexi, liza, lizzy, mary, ned, sam, sophie, sophy, web


quidditch league fanfiction competition

Season 6, Beater 2 for the Appleby Arrows. Ned, Alina, Shannel, Rainy, Em, Sophy, and Jas.

Season 5, Seeker for the Chudley Cannons. Ned, Amy, Autumn, Mary, Sarah, Shannel and Web.

I, Lily, have been sorted into Slytherin at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (Challenges and Assignments)!

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I Solemnly Swear Part III reviews
A collection of one-shots for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition, Season 6. Chapter 3: After discovering a grim secret, Narcissa Malfoy is determined to do anything to keep her son safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,744 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 8/20 - Published: 6/11
the heart wants what it wants
Remus turns into a human every full moon. Sirius turns into a mermaid every full moon. Somehow, they happen upon each other. The bond is instant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27 - [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
perfect reviews
"I love you. For infinity."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/6 - [Marlene M., Sirius B.] - Complete
under the glow of the moon reviews
the sun will rise and we will try again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/27 - Complete
The Final Proof reviews
Sherlock is convinced that a woman named Mary Morstan is guilty of committing a deadly crime. So he decides to use emotions to bring her down. ::written for Em
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,476 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/27 - [Sherlock H., Mary M., John W.] - Complete
The Giant Squid's Secret reviews
The Giant Squid, resident magical creature of Hogwarts, has a secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23 - Giant Squid - Complete
In My Mind
Not everything is as it seems. But somehow, Susan knows that what she saw in her head is going to happen.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Published: 1/23 - Theodore N., Susan B. - Complete
coffee girl reviews
sometimes you just have to take the shot. blackinnon cafe!AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14 - [Sirius B., Marlene M.] - Complete
puff the magic dragon reviews
ginny goes on a dragon wrangling trip with charlie and leaves with a dragon. written for the gge 2018 for sam.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/13 - Charlie W. - Complete
I Solemnly Swear Part II reviews
Collection of one-shots for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition, Season 5. Chapter 13: James Sirius Potter finds himself with an unfortunate attachment to Scorpius Malfoy, who has just announced he loves Albus Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 6/7/2017
stand by you reviews
love, you're not alone, 'cause i'm going to stand by you.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,984 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 7/12/2017 - James P., Lily Evans P.
I Solemnly Swear that I am Up to No Good reviews
A collection of prompts for the Quidditch League Fanfiction Competition, Season 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9/17/2016 - Published: 8/7/2016 - Complete
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