The Hobbit Lass
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Joined 03-06-04, id: 549163
Author has written 25 stories for Song of the Lioness, Van Helsing, Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, Back to the Future, and Brothers Grim.

I apologize to everyone who enjoys my stories, but I won't be updating here anymore.

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Never Leave Fanfiction Lying Around by crazyroninchic reviews
Several members of the Fellowship come across a Marysue Legomance. Chaos ensues…A bit of light humor and MS satire. If for nothing else, read to imagine the looks on Leggie’s face…COMPLETED
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 49,741 - Reviews: 2164 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 8/3/2005 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Complete
A Ring! Sweet! by Mireath Warrior reviews
LOTR and Napoleon Dynamite crossover...sort of. Mostly LOTR with a bit of Napoleon thrown in. Hilarity ensues, sarcastic comments, that sort of stuff. It's like MST but in written form! COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 26,205 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Complete
A Troubled Soul by spork of doom reviews
A young girl goes to Bag End to work as a maid. Will this curious lass help Frodo heal? Post Quest fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 67,506 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/24/2004 - Published: 10/14/2003 - Frodo B. - Complete
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So Wrong, Yet So Right reviews
Neal and Kel share an accidental kiss that sets off a long string of problems. Neal is engaged to Yuki, Yuki refuses to break off their engagement, and Dom has finally noticed Kel. Difficult decision making ensues.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,157 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 11/12/2005 - Published: 9/2/2005 - Tortall
Arachnophobic reviews
Still haunted by the memory of Shelob, Frodo suffers an intense fear of spiders. Rated for some disturbing and creepy images.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
The Closeness of Hate and Love reviews
While trying to save her brother from prison, Estella Bolger encounters Merry Brandybuck who has just returned to the Shire. They could be the perfect couple, but for one problem: they hate each other. Or maybe they just think they do...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,170 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/22/2005 - Published: 7/23/2005 - Meriadoc B.
Lord of the Taters II reviews
Parody of The Two Towers, sequel to Lord of the Taters, though you don't have to read that. The insanity continues! Helm's Deep is a pathetic shack, Denethor makes appearances, and the Wraiths ride on tater tots!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 21,590 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/2/2005 - Published: 5/2/2005 - Frodo B.
Brothers Divided reviews
What if Will never woke up at the end of the movie? Just a sad oneshot.
Brothers Grim - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,889 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Complete
I Can't Be in Love reviews
Numair thinks about his newly realized love for Daine. A little bit angsty.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2005 - Tortall - Complete
The Power of a Kiss reviews
Dom is wounded and as he sleeps, Kel kisses him, thinking him unconscious. But was Dom fully asleep? What will he do when he finds out who kissed him? KD Oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,342 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/11/2005 - Tortall - Complete
The New Darth Vader reviews
George writes a novel featuring his character called “Darth Vader”. Since George has already used the Darth Vader idea, the Star Wars movies contain a different villain instead, and this alternate villain isn’t quite so impressive...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/20/2005 - Complete
Case of Deja Vu reviews
Marty and his band are practicing in the garage and George and Lorraine watch him as he sings Johnny B. Goode, the same song that Calvin “Marty” Klein had sung. They start to wonder. Oneshot.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2005 - Complete
The Misadventures of Cleon reviews
An odd tale in which the people of Tortall celebrate National Cleon Abuse Day, Owen does the Jolly Dance, Jon talks to eggplants, and Kel starts a Help the Peasants campaign. Not for Cleon fans!
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,016 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/17/2005 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Tortall
Goodbye, Mary Sue reviews
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli witness as Mary Sue literally “falls” into Middle earth and doesn’t come off so lucky. Warning: Mary Sue death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2005 - Complete
Lost and Found reviews
Dom gets a girlfriend and Yuki drowns when her ship is attacked by pirates. Kel and Neal have both lost the ones they love and now all they have left is each other... KN Oneshot.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2005 - Tortall - Complete
Heal Me reviews
Frodo falls ill and as Rosie takes care of him, Frodo begins to love her, as she is the one who makes him feel better. Sad and sweet at the same time and better than it sounds. FrodoRosie RosieSam. Oneshot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,214 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Frodo B., Rosie C. - Complete
Nobody Calls Me Chicken! reviews
It's Halloween, and nine year old Marty goes trick or treating dressed up as a chicken. Uh oh...
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 680 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Complete
Manure Strikes Again reviews
Biff has been made to look like a fool again, and it's all because of that awful manure. When Biff buys a product from a tacky salesman, will it save him and his car from manure or make him a laughingstock?
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/27/2005 - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: Rejected Titles reviews
Just a silly little thing in which the characters test out several possible titles that Lord of the Rings could have had. Not a list.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/14/2005 - Complete
Artificial Love reviews
Frodo falls in love with a three foot tall Barbie doll, thinking that she's real. Not quite as weird as it sounds. Well, maybe it is. One shot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Biff vs Manure reviews
It looks like Biff has finally lost his marbles. After being traumatized by manure for so many years, he finally decides to take action. Will Hill Valley aid him in his cause or will they just brand him a lunatic...? Oneshot.
Back to the Future - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,398 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Complete
Jack reviews
Song parody of Weird Al Yankovic's Gump, sung about Captain Jack Sparrow, of course.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 303 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2005 - Complete
The Madness of Denethor reviews
Humorous oneshot. Denethor can’t remember who his son Faramir is, throws halfdigested tomatoes and chicken legs at people, and ends up getting shot with a tranquilizer dart! It's actually quite amusing.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Denethor, Faramir - Complete
Lord of the Taters reviews
A hilarious parody in which Frodo must destroy an evil potato with the aid of his trusty plastic butterknife and magical undergarments, Arwen and Glorfindel fight over Frodo, Merry talks to apples, and more insanity!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 27,470 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/23/2005 - Published: 3/21/2005 - Frodo B. - Complete
Fowl Attack reviews
Oh dear! Will wakes up and finds himself being attacked by chickens! Will Norrington come to his aid or will he just sit around and powder his wig? Read and find out! Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Complete
Haldir's Infuriating Morning reviews
Haldir justs wants some peace and rest, but Legolas, Aragorn, and various other people keep annoying him, which is very amusing! OneShot.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2005 - Haldir - Complete
Um, Boo? reviews
Carl is bored and goes and explores a creepy old house that isn't really that creepy, Dracula goes trickortreating in a fairy princess costume, and Van Helsing doesn't really seem to like cupcakes.
Van Helsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,681 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/30/2004 - Complete
Random Tales About Various People reviews
Title basically says all. Jonathan's best friend is a pickle, Numair is insane, Thayet loses her hair, Cleon wears a tutu, and all sorts of other disturbing things occur.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/30/2004 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Tortall - Complete
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