I wasn't asking, but then this guy with gray hair seemed to think he'd found an answer. . . . OC Self-Insert

It's time to stop waiting for other people to save you. A story about fear, resilience, and Sakura.

"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.

Peace is harder than it sounds; it has to be built, with words and promises and trust and compromise, and then maintained with dedication. Not everything survives the change, but there are new joys and treasures to be found as well. Sequel to Compass of thy Soul [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. Guaranteed Space Alien Free.]

Being reborn into the Uchiha clan during the Warring Clans Era is surprisingly idyllic, so long as you don't mind hard work and are too young to know any of the people who are actually dying. But innocence never lasts, and trying to help family stay alive is a road strewn with a surprising number of pitfalls and last-minute diversions. [SI-OC. Fluff, politics, fix-it. No Aliens.]

Kakashi survived his losses in spirit as well as in body, and having learned both wisdom and intellect from his experiences, he now seeks to pass those traits on to his students. Story emphasis is on tactical fighting, mind games, adventure, and the occasional bout of humor. GenFic, no story stealing OC's or creepy romance between children. Current Arc: Jashin Needs YOU.

Life as a ninja. It starts with confusion and terror and doesn't get any better from there. OC Self-insert. No pairings.

Snippets from the D.O.S. story line.

A companion fic to "The Havoc side of the Force". Extra scenes and different perspectives from that story.

It turns out that Mary Bennet does not care for being publicly humiliated by her father at the Netherfield Ball, and her reaction has far-reaching consequences. This story is moderately high angst, has a pretty bad beginning for the Bennets, and a long road to happiness., but it is several adventure stories in one along with the occasional bit of romance.

Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.

Burdened by his new knowledge of the supernatural, and still reeling from Miss Elizabeth Swann's rejection, Commodore James Norrington returns to London and attempts to regain his life.

The misadventures of Raiden, ROOT agent and reincarnated Pilot. It's been a long time since he's seen the sky in this world, but he knows that one day he'll soar with the clouds once more. (In which Danzo gathers together a bunch of hurt, abandoned, and emotionally-challenged children in an attempt to create the perfect army. It works a little too well.) [AU, SI/OC]

Reincarnation isn't always like it is in the fanfictions. Sometimes, you end up in a body you would never expect to have ended up in. Sometimes, you end up in a body, that is completely wrong. SI OC

...Oh wait, it did. Semi-SI.

...and Some Times She Didn't. Or: Shikabane-hime isn't quite so hard to kill. How she finds her way back to her precious people… or doesn't.

"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*

After an international tribunal condemns nineteen-year-old Light Yagami to death, the Kira Task Force must come to terms with the fallout of the case...and with Light's surprising last request. (major character death)

Hidden Cloud has a habit of 'acquiring' new bloodlines by kidnapping promising kunoichi. Shikako Nara does not approve. Fanfiction of Dreaming of Sunshine by Silver Queen. PROBABLY COMPLETE! MAYBE!

When Harry Potter starts coming into his full wizarding powers too early, what better way to stabilize his magic than a full marriage bond? But certain Weasley brothers can't stand to see Harry manipulated any longer, and suddenly plans change. Eventual Harry/Charlie, Fred/George, Sirius/? Begins after fourth year, but only VERY loosely follows plot after that point. (Being Edited)

During a run in with Orochimaru, Sakura and her friends find themselves outmatched. He discusses Team seven and the Sannin team, looking for who matches who. Orochimaru's observations shock everyone. A short one shot.

Naruto badgers Sakura into learning his Sexy Jutsu so he can sneak her into his bachelor party. Sakura caves in to find the experience transforming in more ways then one, causing her to question her self-identity, gender and sexuality.

It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU / COMPLETE•

What if there was a darker truth hidden in Harry's story? Summer before third year, Harry begins to question his memory blanks. What happens when he finds himself before Snape for help? includes mentor Severus, MPD, child abuse, protective Remus

A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE, Sequel to The Eyes Have It] Thanks to certain efforts by certain people towards sewing discord and uncertainty amongst the other nations, inter-village politics convene in the Land of Iron months earlier than they might have without 'help'. Team Eight, against all odds, is dispatched as part of Konoha's contingent.

Il y a bien longtemps, cela faisait parti de ses contes favoris. Elle voulait être Cendrillon...pour porter des chaussures de verre et épouser le prince charmant. Mais il n'avait rien d'un prince charmant et ne cherchait pas une princesse...(Traduction)

Magic, wonderful, strange and unpredictable magic took note of him and instead of doing the logical thing, acknowledging what he is, carving out a place between all the other wondrous creatures in this world – magic lifted him up instead. And left him somewhere else.

She isn't like the other four and she doesn't understand why she has been brought to this magical land. So, she is going to fight; for her new friends and for her family. If there is one thing this little wildcat knows how to do, it is fight. *Fifth Child* *No pairings, just friendship* REPOST

Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.

Lorsque le Pire Slytherin de l'Histoire de Poudlard tombe amoureux, personne n'est à l'abri. Logique Shadok et Mauvaise Foi viendront à bout de tous les obstacles. Petit OneShot (Harry/Théo) pour remercier mes revieweurs du Clan Talos. UPDATE : pour remercier mes revieweurs sur Les Rowane, voici un deuxième chapitre (Draco/Ginny).

When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.

Aburames follow logic above all else. Naruto Uzumaki defied all logic. What was Shino Aburame to do when he saw his classmate in trouble? Shino/Naruto friendship. Shino/Shibi family.

This ninja business? It isn't for the faint of heart. Luckily Aiko is far from faint, even if she did get stuck with a ridiculously girly name. SI, OC, whatever you want to call it. Rating is for language.

Edwin Til'Illan et Ellana Caldin sont profondément épris l'un de l'autre. Et quand on est amoureux, on fonde une famille, non ? Imaginez ce que se serait d'être les enfants de deux légendes vivantes comme eux...Et bien moi, Elvira Til'Illan-Caldin, je sais. Et parfois, c'est vraiment pas drôle...

Forced to flee the Empire to save his life, a Stormtrooper becomes a mercenary in service to the Rebellion. He will put together a team of rejects and oddballs, and they will have a role to play. They are not the heroes the galaxy focuses on; however, even though they are outcasts, the Empire will come to fear their blades.

Alexandra Riveria, muggleborn, was excited to learn about her acceptance to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. That is until she learned that she would be sorted into some prejudiced stereotypes by a freaking hat. Naturally, chaos ensues.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Thunk- yet another photograph to be pinned to the corkboard. Harry James Potter, immortal assassin at the back and call of the gods, was bored, for a lack of better word. "Who do you need offed this time?" he asked. Green eyes glanced at the image before him, already wondering if his corkboard had any room left for its soon to be newest addition.

Crack fic. "How came you to be here?" Harry grinned at him madly. "I took a train, or maybe hopped on a magic carpet,' He laughed. "A mad elfling' Kili relaxed his bow string, watching the creatures retreat. 'They're all mad Fili my lad.'

A dramatic turn of events in the Pass alters the course of destiny. The surviving Huns return to their homeland to fight another day, taking with them the one who stole their victory. Now Mulan faces life as a captive the Huns. AU Worldbuilding; No Lemon. Cover Art by: Racheakt

After the Forest of Death, Sakura comes to realize that being weak is no longer an option. However, she finds that change is sometimes painful and that truth doesn't always come easy. Luckily, she'll have some help along the way.

Lots of people go their whole lives unappreciated. It isn't a novel experience. But Loki owes Clint big for all the stuff he did, so as restitution/as part of his punishment, Loki offers Clint a place where he'll be appreciated. Clint doesn't trust Loki as far as he can throw the Hulk, but it's a tempting offer. Mentions past m/m rape.

"You will make a formidable Rider, Ailith. They will write sagas about you." The story of Ailith, childhood friend of Éowyn, Éomer and Théodred. From her youth at the court of Edoras to her part in the War of the Ring. Only her friendship and her love and loyalty to Rohan will keep her strong.

Because Darcy is a serious sort of chick beneath all that pop-culture, and there's a reason for it. Clint enjoys finding out, even if it's technically above his clearance level. DC. Oneshot, don't own, complete. Contains violence.

Drabble. Kakashi asks Hayate the question everyone is dying to know the answer to.

[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.

Neal forges a painting. Peter watches.

Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.

After the Dursleys abandon six year old Harry in a park in Kent, Harry comes to the realization that he is an elf. Not a house elf, though. A forest elf. Never mind wizards vs muggles; Harry has his own thing going on. Character study, pre-Hogwarts, NOT a creature!fic, slightly cracky.

A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'

Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.

After the battle, Banner corners Steve about his jibe at Stark. Short oneshot.

His first year, he made a friend out of a potential enemy, carried the hopes of a downtrodden House, defeated a Dark Wizard with help, and made the House team at Chaser. Things are about to get difficult! This is the Next adventure of the Tenacious Trio

At a young age, Nate was misdiagnosed. Mihael wants nothing to do with the boy who screams and bangs his head on the wall. But slowly, through a poetry journal Roger forces him to keep, Mello begins to see that Near may need more help than he lets on...

- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.

AU.ONESHOT.In a world where Harry died as an Infant, the Order summons someone to kill off Voldemort. Unfortunately, the person they summon is angry enough that they join their enemy to spite them. Dark!Harry trying to teach an old cliche new tricks

A love story. Elizabeth Swann and the sea. AU. Elizabeth/Will, Elizabeth/Jack

Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.

Deux semaines après la resurrection d'Owen par Jack la santé de l'un va impacter sur celle de l'autre. Comment les membres de Torchwood vont-ils vivre cette situation?

"Jealous, Hudson?" "Of a wet-behind the ears kid who isn't technically old enough to be an agent? Not hardly. I give him a week before he quits." Dr. Spencer Reid is about to join the BAU, but not everyone is ready to accept him with open arms.

The Wave Mission was a failure. They got caught, captured, taken-it didn't end well. Now Sakura has a half-heard order, uncut fingernails, and more desperation than bravery. One way or another, she's getting Team Seven out today. Complete.

Instead of hiding in London, the Plasmavore takes refuge in a Santa Barbara hospital. Now instead of a doctor with a crush, the Doctor's got a psychic detective and his partner at his side as he attempts a life without Rose but with plenty of pineapples.

COMPLETE: A missing moment featuring Remus' boggart lesson with the Slytherins. Set in Harry's third year. Protective Snape and generally awesome Remus.

Lorsque Voldemort met la main sur une nouvelle arme, le cours de la guerre change. Mais choisir un camp et apprendre à faire confiance à d'anciens ennemis n'est pas si simple. Harry/Snape mentor fic. Harry/OC Draco/Hermione

The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.

There are some things Tenten will not sacrifice for her village.

Repost. In an AU where Reid never joined the team, a case sends them to Nevada where his mother is a victim. As the team befriends him and the profile comes together, the UnSub and a dark secret is closer than they think. FINISHED! Previously 230 reviews.

When Shawn goes missing, the SBPD searches for him to no avail, but a miraculous lead will show the department that some idioms really are true. Mild Shawn!whump NOTE: If you don't want to see spoilers for this story, don't read the reviews first.

After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito

...he's ever going to quit something. Eyeshield 21 circa chapter 57-ish: Juumonji gives up smoking, and the 'Huh-huh Bros' finally start to become part of the team. No pairings. Rating for one instance of Hiruma being... Hiruma-like.

Severus Snape, whose magical equivalent of general relativity has revolutionized spell casting, is content to ignore the larger ramifications of his work until circumstances conspire to bring it to his attention. Written for the 2010 Snuna Exchange. SS/LL

If she lets him get too far away, she'll lose him. If he lets her in too close, he'll be skewered. Their best bet is somewhere in the middle ground. Shino. Tenten. Rated for violence and some language.

Anyone watching Reid in an interrogation room knows it's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. Oneshot.

One-shot. Ron essaie d'expliquer aux jumeaux comment Harry a forcé le Ministère à créer une nouvelle classification pour les créatures magiques, et pourquoi les boursoufs sont maintenant considérés comme la créature la plus terrifiante de tous les temps.

In all the bars, in all of the US, Dean happens to walk into the one Neal happens to be getting drunk in. pre-series for both, ficlet, gen

Hermione Granger, master spy, and Severus Snape, spymaster to the Order. An unlikely partnership, forged to defeat the Dark Lord on his own ground. But to do so, they must confront their own darkness within. Spying, torture, angst and love. AU after fifth

A conversation on a dance floor in Meryton, circa 1798.

In third year, Harry decided to quit Divination, following Hermione. Having to take a substitute course, he end up choosing Ancient Runes and find himself to be quite gifted. Smart Harry. Slightly manipulative. Rated M for later subjects and language.

A Harry Potter Oneshot. Follow Harry's journey through the shadows of the war with Lord Voldemort, and watch as he does everything necessary to ensure the survival of his family. Non-BWL Harry! BigBrotherHarry! Rated M to be safe.

Three-part fic. Sena wants Hiruma's help with something.

The Yondaime hadn’t miscalculated. And he wasn’t all that golden either. An angelic exterior hides far more sinister motives. Long live the Hokage.

One-Shot! I think the title says it all. It is dedicated to all the psycho cats in the world...

YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.

Sakumo's in trouble. How does a tired dad deal with a bored Kakashi, the three-year-old prodigy? One-shot.

For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.

His fears? Flying...his own wand...fitting in...sticking out! His best friends? A passionate fire-breathing cousin, and a cool, aloof Death Eater's son. His House...er...Hufflepuff? Meet the new Trio, Albus Potter, Scorpius Malfoy, and Rose Weasley

What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.

I still can't believe it. God, we should have seen it coming. We had twelve years worth of warning, if we had only paid attention. But we didn’t. In the end, we could only stand in shock and horror on that cruel day. The day that Konoha lost its children.

Harry Potter destroys Magical England

What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.

Sixth year AU, written pre HBP. When Harry appears at the Welcoming Feast wearing a glamor only Snape notices, Snape decides to find out what the glamor is hiding. His investigation leads to a number of shocking revelations about both Harry and himself.

Albus is waiting to be sorted with his cousin. He, like the rest of the first years, is nervous. However, once it's his turn to be sorted, things start to get out of hand. Especially as he seems to have some problems with the sorting hat...

A gift from his uncle Vernon gives Harry a new way to fight the Dark Lord

Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.

PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.

Will the real Boy Who Lived please stand up? Snape is convinced that the second Potter twin is the one to worry about. Too bad no one else seems to agree. Oneshot.

Naruto decides to spend the rest of his life as a girl, much to Sakura's horror, Kakashi's amusement and pervert!Sasuke's delight. And what's this about ramen and Itachi...? ONESHOT.

...Fine. If you wanna die so bad, it's your call. But you gotta prove to me you're worth the effort. I'll let you fight my sister... but first, you gotta get through ME. Kankuro x Tenten [finished]

COMPLETE. Hermione est à la recherche d'un endroit tranquille pour lire. Elle fait la connaissance d'un portrait remarquable. TRADUCTION de la fic de Arsinoé de Blassenville.

Malika Nassim apprend qu'elle est une sorcière et qu'une place l'attend au Caravansérail, l'école de magie du désert, où son mystérieux oncle Hichem est professeur. Mais pourquoi doit-elle garder cette médaille pour cacher cette drôle de cicatrice?

COMPLETE! Harry Potter has spent six years in Azkaban. Now, Dumbledore, Black and Lupin are here to retrieve him, now certain of his innocence. Will they be too late to save Harry's sanity? And if so, what does this mean for the world? AU after year 4.

Dr. and Dr. Granger have a perfectly ordinary evening, when something very odd occurs. "As a family, they made the decision to panic."

There are people who are easy to sort, and there are people who are more difficult. And then there's Fred Weasley... Well, how hard can it be to sort him?