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Author has written 1 story for Twilight.

My maturity level bounces around on a spectrum of naive 5 year old to sophisticated older woman who reads classy poetry. There's also a 14 year old, hormone-riddled boy in there somewhere. Just so you have fair warning.

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Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,670 - Reviews: 4051 - Favs: 4,548 - Follows: 2,073 - Updated: 3/31/2020 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Baby Whisperer by compass54 reviews
She manipulated me so easily. Twenty-one, beautiful and curious is a perilous mix. Olderward. Jazz music. He's a successful classical pianist who doesn't believe in marriage. She's still in college. They meet at his manager's wedding and he doesn't stand a chance. Host's Choice and Judge's Choice in the May to December Romance Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,767 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 950 - Updated: 12/21/2018 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Complete
Down Home by MrsSpaceCowboy reviews
Sometimes, everything you're looking for ends up being right where you left it. *Entry for The Heart of Country Contest. 1st Place Silver Spur Award Public Vote, 2nd Place Silver Spur Award Judges Choice, 1st Place Gentlemen Wear White Award (Swooniest Fella) Public Vote and Judges Choice, 2nd Place Hay Ride Award Judges Choice.* Now expanded and complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 102,811 - Reviews: 3275 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 3,183 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Five Dates by smithandbarrowman reviews
Five Dates, that's what she offered. Five chances for him to prove himself. Five chances for her to fall even deeper.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,706 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 1,096 - Follows: 738 - Updated: 10/31/2018 - Published: 7/23/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Cutlass by TKegl reviews
Isabella Swan is certain notorious pirate, Edward Cullen, murdered her father and stole his prized cutlass. Out for revenge, she sneaks onto his ship, but Captain Cullen claims she has the wrong man. A tale of the search for truth…and treasure of course.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,424 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 3,420 - Follows: 2,243 - Updated: 5/1/2017 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Compass by anna.who.was.mad reviews
On the cusp of her thirtieth birthday, travel blogger Bella Swan is ready to set down roots after a decade of being on the run. When the boy she (sort of) hated in high school crosses her path, Bella quickly learns that exotic locations have nothing on home-grown love. (All Human, OOC, Rated M *NOW COMPLETE*)
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,111 - Reviews: 1136 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,018 - Updated: 6/10/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Key West: The Honeymoon by pattyrose reviews
DeepDiver-ward and his Beautiful Bella have tied the knot and are now embarking on a long, catamaran honeymoon around the Caribbean. Sailing along the open waters without another soul in sight, Edward guarantees Bella a honeymoon she won't soon forget. E/B. Rated M. Romance/Humor. Lots of Lovin'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,996 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 2/8/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Snowfall Kind of Love by TheFicChick reviews
There's one thing on my grown-up Christmas list, and while it includes a number of specifics in varying degrees of dirtiness, it really all boils to the one thing I've wanted for a year and a half: a do-gooder with unruly hair and a Mister Rogers sweater, and a lifetime of nights that would land me squarely on the naughty list.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 68,622 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 1,533 - Updated: 12/30/2015 - Published: 12/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Masen Boys by Jdifrans1 reviews
Is there anything better than watching three hot guys building a block foundation? Bella and Rose don't think so - that is until drinks after work lead them to meet the Masens face to face. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,096 - Reviews: 481 - Favs: 735 - Follows: 817 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/1/2014 - Bella, Edward, Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Sway by love notes from morgan o'mally reviews
A story of two people. Paths cross, lives blend and they discover they like each other more everyday. A simple, possible love story where the palms line the shore. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,289 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/13/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
When I Wasn't Looking by MyBella reviews
There is a moment where when you're not looking for love, it catches you by complete surprise in the best way possible. Edward and Bella are caught up in that moment. Will they fight together to overcome all of the obstacles that stand in their way? Or will they cave to what they think they should do, ignoring what they both know they want?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,539 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/13/2015 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lucky Number Thirteen by GeekChic12 reviews
When Rosalie sees an opportunity to give her friend the greatest Christmas present of all, she doesn't hesitate. But what's kept Edward and Bella apart all these years? Was it all just a misunderstanding? A silly tale for Breath-of-Twilight's Countdown to Christmas 2014. ExB, AH, M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 309 - Published: 12/25/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Perfect Gifts by SueBee0619 reviews
A breakup, a cancelled trip, and disappointing gifts should add up to a disastrous Christmas… until they don't. Sometimes it's the person you don't know who ends up knowing you best of all. My entry for the Mistletoe Contest and winner - Best "I'm so excited for Christmas!" Feeling.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 63 - Published: 12/20/2014 - Bella - Complete
Artful Maneuvers by planetblue reviews
I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,825 - Reviews: 6417 - Favs: 3,343 - Follows: 2,318 - Updated: 11/21/2014 - Published: 9/15/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Liquor, Lube, and Latex by Livie79 reviews
It's his birthday and I'm giving him the one thing he really wants. AH ExB M for Smut. Smut, smut, smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,203 - Reviews: 611 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 11/4/2014 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Like Crazy by JiffyKate reviews
After meeting Edward, Bella thought her life would finally calm down, but nothing could prepare her for what happens next. Life takes a crazy turn and she realizes that the best revenge is moving on. BxE/AH/HEA *sequel to Crazy Good*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,800 - Reviews: 1098 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2014 - Complete
The Soldier and His Princess by musegirl reviews
Isabella's heart was stolen by an injured soldier when she was sixteen. Now, she is brought to the empire's capitol for the marriage market to be sold to the highest bidder, but Isabella has other plans for fate. AU, AH. E/B. Loosely based on Ancient Rome, but mostly made-up fluff with citrus. Complete in 8 chaplets.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,229 - Reviews: 724 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 3/4/2014 - Bella, Edward - Complete
He Said, She Said by araeo reviews
Boy meets Girl and sweeps her right off her feet – which just happen to be slightly slutty when it comes to a certain tall, dark (and slightly gingered) piece of walking sex, who decides to pursue her without mercy. A fluffy novelette about a girl who does something questionably stupid, yet lucks out incredibly by finding her Mr. Right. All human. Utter nonsense.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 21,299 - Reviews: 782 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Christmas Tradition by njwriter62 reviews
Bella is almost ready to give up on her family's Christmas traditions, until a lopsided tree changes her mind. A one-shot for Christmas.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,227 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 46 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Rescission by GeekChic12 reviews
We met. We got off. We went home. We weren't lovers. We weren't even friends. We were f- buddies. It worked... Until it didn't. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,752 - Reviews: 2340 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 2,415 - Updated: 11/20/2013 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Show Me Yours, and I'll Show You Mine by WeeKittyAndTAT reviews
A tattooed loner moves to a small town to appease his deceased mentor. He stumbles across a modest Isabella at church. He wants her but balks at the age difference, and there's nothing respectable about him. Is she as proper as he thinks, or does she just hide things well? AH/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,439 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 286 - Published: 10/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Sound of Steel Guitars on a Fallen Soul by staceleo reviews
Isabella Swan travels the world to escape heartache. A work trip becomes much more personal when she meets a guitar playing cowboy who enjoys bathing outdoors. Will he be the catalyst for her to find love and a permanent home?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,409 - Reviews: 404 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Try by shellshock81 reviews
Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 115,254 - Reviews: 2076 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 1,476 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Open Range - A Short Story by pattyrose reviews
In the mid 1800's, out on the western range is where a real man makes his livelihood. And if he's mighty lucky, it's where he makes his destiny as well. A six chapter story with daily updates. E & B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,722 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 8/31/2013 - Published: 8/26/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Remember This by justbri reviews
At work, she was in charge. She was the boss, the go-to person for all decisions. She was ruthless and demanding and utterly in control. At home, she was simply his. Winner of host's choice for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,784 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 134 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Tartarus by marie0912 reviews
Isabella doesn't believe in mind-blowing sex, or even mutual satisfaction - she believes in friction. That is until one day she rubs a certain Statistics Professor the wrong way, the result is glorious chaos. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward contest - One of the Winners of the 'Dirty Five'
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 155 - Published: 8/30/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Who Says? by GemmaH reviews
A geek. A girl. A bet: Three dates, one kiss. Who will be most surprised at what they discover? My entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Good In The Stacks by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Six-foot-two, disheveled hair, and screen-printed t-shirt likely wouldn't be most people's idea of a sexy librarian fantasy. Their loss. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,759 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 403 - Published: 8/9/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ruined by Dirty Talkin' Edward contest reviews
Country singer Bella Swan is in for the time of her life when she meets a certain dirty talkin' cowboy after a concert. One night in his arms was supposed to be enough, but when Edward Cullen keeps popping up, what is she supposed to do? He's as delicious as can be, and she should know...she's tasted every inch of him. Entry for the Dirty Talkin' Edward Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,448 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 97 - Published: 7/30/2013 - Bella, Edward
Shot In The Dark by MissWinkles reviews
Love isn't blind - it has something in its eye. Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest. Second place Judge's Vote. Best HEA. Best Couple.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,910 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 173 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Live by TwiHEAcontest reviews
An online friend, a support, a reason to go on. Emails that serve as a lifeline for two people who have known each other most intimately, just through words. Contest entry for the Happily Ever After TwiFic Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,045 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 42 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Little Town, Texas by JiffyKate reviews
Bella always thought she needed to get away from her small town life. When life calls her back home, she'll realize she needed something entirely different.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,551 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 149 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling Into Place by TwiHEAcontest reviews
After witnessing her best friend and boyfriend together, Bella is thrust into a whirlwind adventure on a cattle ranch. Is she crazy for falling for Edward, the owner of said ranch, after just a week, or is it possible that he feels the same way? Entry for the Happily Ever After Twific Contest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,301 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 85 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Own by Rochelle Allison reviews
When you're meant to be in someone's life, fate has ways of placing you where you need to be. Bella and Edward save each other in more ways than one. M for a little bit of language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,185 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 236 - Published: 3/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Catch My Breath by tanglingshadows reviews
Once upon a time, a quirky woman barreled into a soft-spoken man's life and turned it upside down. Not that he complained about it...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,437 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,445 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 6/17/2012 - [Bella, Edward] - Complete
Symmetry by aftrnoondlight reviews
Love comes slowly when it's the truest. A modern day romance designed and told by Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,537 - Reviews: 2394 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 1,722 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Mission Possible by twistedcoincidence reviews
It all begins with a spark, and a girl on a mission. All set to the music of seals barking. A place for a rambling love story. AU/AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 277 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Bella, Edward
Move Like You Want by thimbles reviews
Every single gig has been hours and hours of torturous foreplay, played out on a stage for everyone around us to see. I watch you. I want you. And tonight, if you're willing, I'm going to have you. M for musicians, some swearing and sex.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 130 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Working Relationship by Taste of the Forbidden Contest reviews
Bella, a fledgling lawyer, has better luck in a courtroom than with men. Enter the hottie in the pricey suit who offers to pay double her going rate, and he's not talking legal fees. The pair find themselves deep in a compensation-based misunderstanding until a few months later when she realizes she may be in love with her one and only regular.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,356 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 226 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Written in the Stars by Lissa Bryan reviews
Edward is king of a dying race, his planet torn by civil war. Bella is abducted to become his bride. From college student to Queen... Can she learn to love this strange man and help save his people? AU/OOC, Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 167,029 - Reviews: 8233 - Favs: 11,152 - Follows: 4,282 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Best Thing I Ever Did by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Mini-sequel to The Best I Ever Had for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,230 - Reviews: 2024 - Favs: 3,684 - Follows: 2,499 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 6/14/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Best I Ever Had by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 64,919 - Reviews: 7673 - Favs: 12,053 - Follows: 6,241 - Updated: 6/25/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Like Crazy by willyoupleasebequiet reviews
They say that there are three certainties in life: birth, death & taxes. A fourth certainty in Edward & Bella's life is their friendship...okay, five if you include Edward's fixation on seeing her boobs. Inspired by WhatsMyNomDePlume's "Best I Ever Had"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,189 - Reviews: 1132 - Favs: 2,090 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Six Weeks by syrrah reviews
I wonder how a story with no summary would go. Is anyone game to read it? Let's see...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,359 - Reviews: 896 - Favs: 662 - Follows: 891 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011
Bass Ink by thimbles reviews
A one-shot for the Etched In Ink Fest. He sees her across the floor of a smoky jazz club. Sometimes attraction runs ink deep.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 100 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Watch Me by Rochelle Allison reviews
Bella's obsession with wristwatches & her preoccupation with the Sky God next door coalesce in a serendipitous way. Birthday onehsot for Michelle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,332 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 258 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 13007 - Favs: 8,784 - Follows: 6,395 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Naughty Elf by twilly reviews
Santa believes there's no such thing as a bad elf. Bella's been fired from nearly every toy shop. How can Santa get her in the right position when everything out of her mouth is so very dirty? Santa, elves, chocolate starfish and phasing reindeer
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,915 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 590 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Close To The Pin by rinabina reviews
Edward is an easy-going caddy at Pebble Beach. When he's assigned to caddy for stone-faced pro golfer Isabella Swan, his life gets flipped upside down. Will they form an unlikely team or will she fire him before the weekend is over? E/B AH AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,219 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 11/27/2011 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lips Like Scarlet Sugar by aftrnoondlight reviews
"I think you liked me touching you in front of your ex, didn't you?" E & B are alone for New Year's ... or not. Written for the Squeeze My Lemon, Lemon writing exercise.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Real Plastic Trees by HotMessica reviews
In the pages of every high school yearbook, there is a girl that everyone thinks they know. I'm her, and sometimes, I don't even know myself. But he does. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 134,142 - Reviews: 675 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 315 - Updated: 9/17/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Rosalie, Emmett - Complete
The Rising Swell by HelenahJay reviews
The summer I turn 16, it seems like I am exactly one day older than the day before, and everyone else around me fast-forwards a couple of years. Entry for the Boys on Boards Contest. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,551 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 45 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
From the Cup of Duty by LadyExcalibur2010 reviews
Edward is a ruler in need of an heir. Isabella Swan comes from fruitful stock. A marriage made in heaven, right? Well...not quite yet. Sometimes duty brings an unexpected gift. Rated M for future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 75,939 - Reviews: 5134 - Favs: 6,545 - Follows: 3,194 - Updated: 8/4/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Candy From Strangers by Chicklette reviews
2nd place winner in High Times contest for popular vote! Thank you! "This weekend, I will kiss a boy. I will drink alcohol…I will do everything that Bella Swan never does. I might even take candy from a stranger." AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,229 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 166 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Bella, Edward
Better Than Revenge by IllustrisFlamma reviews
Ron cheats on Hermione and she decides a little revenge is in order. Re write.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,472 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 3,990 - Follows: 691 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
You Scream, I Scream by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Sometimes, competitions you didn't ever think you'd have lead to prizes you've always wanted to win. Written for the PostSecret Anon contest Prompt: My downstairs neighbor & I have screaming matches to see who is loudest. I usually win. Fluff.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,942 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,022 - Follows: 202 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Super by CrumblingFool reviews
My entry for the A Picture Says It All contest. When the little stuff added up the universe was trying to say something. It was saying, "Stay home, Bella Swan." However, there is only so long a girl can reasonably be expected to go without Diet Coke.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 90 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Two in the Morning by enamors reviews
It's two in the morning and Edward Cullen has an exam tomorrow. He comes home exhausted and starving to find a stranger in his kitchen. Thankfully, there are pancakes. Strange and wonderful things can happen in the middle of the night. AH/Fluff. Oneshot.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 2,172 - Follows: 444 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Put a Ring On It by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Edward keeps asking and Bella keeps saying the same thing. But he loves asking and well... she's starting to kind of like it, too. AH, B/E O/s for the Will You Marry Me contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,076 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Custom Built by NinjaKate reviews
When Bella Swan inherits a run-down family cabin in Colorado, she hires sexy contractor Edward Cullen to do the custom remodel and sparks fly. FIRST PLACE VOTER'S CHOICE WINNER in the Men at Work Anonymous Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,844 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 491 - Follows: 137 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Sleeper in a Clone Suit by annanabanana reviews
...His eyes seemed to hold secrets, and I silently wished his hair were a true reflection of him. Beautiful, surreal, barely-tamed and begging to be released." AH, AU ExB Entry for the Tattward & Inkella contest. rated M for bad words and lemony goodness
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 18,195 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Bella, Edward
Geek Love by SassenachWench reviews
Humor, romance, healing and rampant geekitude collide in this Edward & Bella love story. "A funny, quirky love story about two computer geeks whose playful friendship turns into something more." Chokin' the Rubber Chicken blog.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 84,776 - Reviews: 3201 - Favs: 2,997 - Follows: 1,348 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Virtual Intimacy by theladyingrey42 reviews
Bella is too shy to approach the pierced, tatted boy at the back of the lecture hall. But when she begins chatting with a classmate with an unusual screen-name, she lets a bolder side of her personality through. Lemon-shot Christmas present for antiaol.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,704 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 2,131 - Follows: 501 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Breakfast at Tiffany's by profmom72 reviews
Edward admires Bella from afar, until a chance meeting convinces him to send her messages in the Tiffany's window. Can their two worlds merge beyond the grand gesture? elaboration/continuation of the One Shot. Collaboration with Hmonster4.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 168,557 - Reviews: 1825 - Favs: 2,265 - Follows: 763 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3683 - Favs: 5,725 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Vanilla and Chrome by theladyingrey42 reviews
I stared at him, taking in the steel bar above his brow, the line of helix studs along the curl of one ear, the swirls of green and black ink around his neck dipping down below his shirt. And then I looked deeper." Tattward & Inkella. AU/AH BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,180 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/12/2009 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Addicted by creampuffsteph reviews
Entry for the Tattward & Inkella One-Shot Contest. When all is said and done, a person could be addicted to just about anything. For Edward Cullen, the addiction was ink...until he meets Bella. AH, BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,557 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Outlandish Courtship of Isabella Swan by Krum Cake reviews
My Twilight Gift Exchange gift to septentrion. These are the jumbled witness testimonials never gathered, that, when pieced together in the right order, reveal one of the strangest courtships Forks, Washington has ever seen. AU/AH. Rating for language.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,464 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 58 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Complete
Daughter of Privilege by SweetDulcinea reviews
One-shot for Tattward & Inkella Contest. Inked up Edward falls hard for the prim & proper daughter of Presidential hopeful Governor Swan. Bella teaches him that despite outward appearances, they aren't so different after all. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,196 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 943 - Follows: 250 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9329 - Favs: 17,486 - Follows: 3,866 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3144 - Favs: 3,378 - Follows: 1,138 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Aengus by Starshinedown reviews
An entry in Jayeliwood's Sexy Eddie Contest! Bella goes abroad to do research for her upcoming novel. What will she discover while on her trip? All Human, lemon. Nominated at the Eddie Awards for Best Short Story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,977 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Love Among the Stacks by acirelemagne reviews
And you thought libraries were just for studying...Bella, resident cool girl librarian, meets a dazzling law student, Edward while working at the university library. Will she help him find what he needs, what he wants? Lots of lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,842 - Reviews: 1244 - Favs: 2,766 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Multiples by tennisjunkie reviews
Inspired by the "Sexy Edward Contest" - Bella is frustrated and calls Edward up for a booty call. AH. GRAPHIC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,265 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 1,728 - Follows: 568 - Updated: 10/10/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Locker Next Door by UnoriginalScreename reviews
When Bella Swan meets Edward Cullen, she can’t stand him. He’s arrogant, rude, and annoyingly handsome. As she vents her frustration on her blog, Bella’s feelings change. Can Bella channel her online confidence into a real-life confession? R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 14,504 - Reviews: 1152 - Favs: 1,312 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
Association Games reviews
Word Association: a common game in which a person replies with a word they associate with the previous word spoken. AU/AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 259 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/22/2014 - Bella, Edward