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Author has written 8 stories for Lord of the Rings, and Twilight.

Hi, I'm a 16 year old junior in High School, although I'm currently living in Europe fufilling the European lifestyle.
-I enjoy various activities such as soccer, horsebackriding and swimming.
-I LOVE David Sedaris, and if I could be as good as he is at being a neurotic, 40-something year old gay man, I would probably be one.
-I like to pretend I know three languages and wish I could say more outrageous things in Klingana, or something.
-My biggest secret is probably that I write fanfiction. I suppose people don't really expect a kid like me to do something so... um nerdy, but I do. I love to write, and I love to make people laugh. No excuses.


"One time he was tracking this real cow, Victoria, and he misjudged it so badly that he ended up in Argentina, while she had a real good time of it up in good old Forks. I’ve always felt that his lack of skill in this area stemmed from the fact that Edward had never even seen dirt before he was changed, much less slept in it."

-from T A B O O, chapter 2. Emmett POV.

The apple is still there. It’s really stupid this resentment, this teenage angst all being thrown against the unsuspecting product of Nature’s goddamned goodness. Maybe it’s just that I’ve been a teenager for too long, and I’m way too comfortable with hormonal mood swings.

Or maybe I’m actually crazy.

Either way, I’m not sure it matters. Neither of those statements actually matters in the long run. 2,000 years from now, nothing will have changed. Maybe I’ll have become more adept at imitating them, but apart from that, they will be resounding in my head for the rest of eternity, unintentionally mocking me with the inane normality they concern themselves with everyday.

-from T H E M O T H A N D T H E F L A M E, one shot, Edward POV

P R E V I E W S !

"Besides, everyone deserves a Rolls-Royce sometimes.”

Bella snorted and leaned back.

“ That sounds distinctly like something only a gangster would say.”

“ Well, yes-but damn, it feels good to be a gangsta’!”

Bella looked at him, mouth agape, and then burst into laughter. “ Did you really just reference ‘popular culture’?” She leaned weakly against the window, the giggle subsiding. “You know, for an elderly member of our society, you’re pretty up on your pop culture.”

He laughed too, and said, “ Oh come on. I’m credible! Besides,” (and he looked sheepish here,)“I don’t really know what that’s from. Emmett just says it sometimes…you know, when he thinks Rosalie might…” He trailed off here, looking sheepish.

Bella couldn’t resist. “ What? Get freak-style?” She added in a low undertone, “ Does Emmett make it rain on dem’ ho’s?”

- from T H E U N D I S C O V E R E D, a chapter soon to be released!

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Kind Of Since Forever by liten-kiddo reviews
Claire grew up always knowing Quil was there. But now thats shes older, she isn't so sure she wants to be friends with him. In fact, shes pretty sure she wants more...Not knowing what was meant to be. Worse, she's the only one who doesn't know. Requested
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 68,726 - Reviews: 2350 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 754 - Updated: 7/18/2012 - Published: 10/9/2007
Linger by Saavik13 reviews
The Doctor finds a way back to Rose. He has a promise to keep, only it's the most difficult thing he's had to do since his childhood. Yet, appearances can be deceiving if you don't look closely enough. Reunion Fic. AU after Second Season.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - [10th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
A Delphian Utopia by Bedlam Flux reviews
Pt.2 of Ambrosia. The Apocalypse is coming to our doorsteps.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,007 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2007
Of Broomclosets and Stereotypes by Plot Bunny Stew reviews
Hordes of fans? A selflocking broomcloset? Hatred so strong the victims resort to intercourse? Can anyone spell STEREOTYPE? Partial parody. HPDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Surviving the Weasley Twins by phantomduck reviews
Hogwarts has seen many things over the years, but it is about to face the biggest test in its history, Fred and George have just enrolled as first years.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,505 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 5/30/2006 - Published: 7/28/2005 - George W. - Complete
Bonds of Blood by 42-Sporks reviews
When a bounty is placed on him, Jack Sparrow sails in search of the largest treasure in the Caribbean. But with murderous captains at his throat, Will Turner dragged into the mix, and only half a map, a simple treasure hunt turns into a grand adventure.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 46,079 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/4/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005
The Price of Love by RogueSugah reviews
Hermione & Ron spend the summer together, but the closer they get, the harder it becomes to share her secret plan even though she must. If love really is stronger than hate, as she believes, their feelings for each other may be enough to save them all.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 79 - Words: 471,470 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 3/2/2006 - Published: 6/16/2004 - Hermione G., Ron W.
The Trees Remember by arainymonday reviews
In 1942, in the midst of WWII, the Valar sent four Elves into Arda to investigate the mysterious disappearance of the Maiar. Their quest leads them to the center of the European conflict.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,229 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/2/2006 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Haldir, Legolas - Complete
The Twenty by Leyna Rountree reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione and an unlikely Pansy form an elite group of witches, and possess one unusual commonality. Facing their most carnal desires, they will harness a power not seen in an age, to save themselves and protect Hogwarts. Can it stay a secret?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 349,625 - Reviews: 1316 - Favs: 2,456 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 12/3/2004 - Published: 5/2/2004 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Look Who's Got the Ring Now! by Fork-Beauty reviews
Finished! Rated R for language. The much-anticipated sequel to I Wanna Hold the Ring! Maggie and Aly are still terrorizing Middle Earth!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,906 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2004 - Published: 5/12/2003 - Frodo B., Legolas
Premonition of the Past by Confureku reviews
I suppose I should start from the beginning, that way I can show you just how I changed, what brought me to this world, and what brought me to this dungeon, awaiting a trial by King Thranduil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,233 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/2/2004 - Published: 10/29/2004
The Immortal's Portrait by Thereonly1Phoenix reviews
The man in the painting created fascination to the staff and customers alike in a small coffee shop but to Serena, she found that the subject of the painting was very much alive and with a deep story to tell. Legomance
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,545 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/15/2004 - Published: 4/8/2004 - Legolas
The Touch of Sight by LAXgirl reviews
After a near-fatal accident puts Legolas into a coma for 5 yrs, he then awakens to find he has gained a terrible gift -or curse- that lets him see things from the past or future of anyone he touches. COMPLETE & RE-EDITED TO PG-13
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 129,839 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Breaking Loose by Azavara D'mattiae reviews
Ten years ago, Starr Auroras left Jack Sparrow to die at the gallows, now he's back and it's not just revenge he wants: rated R for later chapters.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,482 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/25/2004 - Published: 5/27/2004 - Complete
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The Moth and the Flame reviews
A story about eating one forbidden fruit in lieu of another. ONESHOT.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/3/2007 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Complete
Taboo reviews
The words were foreign, but they didn’t matter. She didn’t need the words to know that this song was about pure, unadulterated sensuality. ...A night out on the town turns sour, and threatens to end everything...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,499 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 5/28/2007
The Undiscovered
A story about the things that live in our past...and come back to confront us.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,628 - Published: 7/27/2007
The Fifth World reviews
Something goes horribly wrong, and the Cullens are forced to move to remote jungles of Papua New Guinea. Hidden in the corners of the dark jungle, something more terrifying and more monstrous than the undead lurks...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,467 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/12/2007 - Published: 5/4/2007
Hide and Seek reviews
A view from the inside. A view from a place deeper than most care to acknowledge. Yes, the subconscious. A place where nothing is held back, contained, or understood. Please review, there have been over 500 viewers and not one review! Good? Bad? One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Complete
The Call of the Sea reviews
Shaded by the trees, she had flitted from shadow to shadow, grey eyes flashing, beckoning. He’d given chase, almost flying, but all he could see of her was her glorious hair, reflecting the sun as she whipped around the next corner.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Complete
Of Boys and Men reviews
STORYTELLER: At a time when Mother Earth produces her own childen, a young elleth lies struggling to bring her child into the world. She is alone, and unaided... Read the goodbye message. I might not be able to use computer
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,134 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/13/2005 - Published: 5/9/2004
The Letter reviews
The letter was simple and unadorned. It was written on a standard Airletter, and the blue and red colors stood out in the pile of white bills that were clutched in the sweaty hand of Mr. James Slapton, one of Her Majesty’s postmen on his daily route.Chap
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,768 - Reviews: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2005 - Published: 11/25/2004
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