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Joined 02-03-14, id: 5501559, Profile Updated: 12-21-19
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter.

I used to write porn when I'm bored but I don't really any more

some of it's a little fucked up, but I try to keep it a little realistic in terms of dicks entering wombs and girls cumming from the first thrust

hope you all enjoy though lmao

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Hermione the Slut by HufflepuffSlut reviews
Hermione gets up to all sorts of wild things. Various pairings, PWP, do not read if underage! You have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,754 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 1,160 - Follows: 925 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 8/6/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Severus S., Blaise Z.
On Names, and Becoming Them by me malum reviews
"You have many names," the old crone continued. "Did you know you've gained another?" Bartimaeus, in the centuries after 'Ptolemy's Gate'.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,910 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/28/2013 - Bartimaeus - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4219 - Favs: 11,983 - Follows: 2,940 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Ginny's Lovers reviews
Ginny's lovers are as similar as they are different, and she loves them all the more for it. ((Ginny X Weasley men - incest))
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/9/2017 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Ginny W.
Dorm Mates reviews
Late one night in the Gryffindor girls' dorm, something is keeping Parvati Patil from her sleep - and it's coming from the curtained bed of her best friend. LavenderxParvati, HermionexLavender, Futa!HarrixHermione, probably finishing in a fun little foursome. Obviously contains lesbian and futa content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 4/4/2017 - Published: 1/18/2016 - Harry P., Hermione G., Parvati P., Lavender B.
Double-Teamed reviews
The insatiable Patil twins have finally found somewhere they can meet in secret at Hogwarts, and are taking full advantage of it. Meanwhile, out for a midnight stroll, Luna Lovegood stumbles across a door she's never seen before - on the other side, she finds a double helping of passion, adventure, and lust. Lesbians, twincest, anal, futa, dp, spitroast, bukkake, cum-swapping.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 81 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Luna L., Parvati P., Padma P. - Complete
Twins reviews
The first time was in the summer before their fourth year of school. Almost a year later, and the girls are finally back on holidays again, and eager to pick up their old habits.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/3/2016 - Parvati P., Padma P.
Whomp with the Willow reviews
Late one Spring night at Hogwarts, seven girls are sent out into the grounds by their Headmistress to complete a powerful ritual involving old magic, one tree, and many orgasms. (Hermione, Susan, Ginny, Luna, Padma, Parvati, Daphne) tentacles, anal, dp, bdsm, bukkake, lesbian twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,254 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 73 - Published: 1/16/2016 - Whomping Willow - Complete