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Joined 02-04-14, id: 5504435, Profile Updated: 02-05-14
Author has written 4 stories for Lord of the Rings, Hobbit, Avengers, and Captain America.

I'm not a fanfic author in general, I'm actually a serious writer who generally does her own stuff. But I couldn't resist the lure of an orc story, and I'm very fond of satire. Right now I'm working on a Lord of the Rings spoof, but I may move on to Star Wars, if I get any good ideas. My books are not serious, and they don't tend to contain main canonical characters. They are wildly ridiculous but moderately funny. Thanks for reading anyway.

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Lyre, Lyre by Sixty-four K reviews
Companion to the first arc of "Life of Legolas". Feren feels terrible about his cousin Lindir's recent ordeal in Mirkwood. He'd do anything to help Lindir feel better- wait, did he say "anything"? In that case, Lindir has something he wants: a certain lyre, belonging to a certain Elvenking. How can Feren turn down this earnest request?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,629 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/24/2015 - Published: 3/26/2015 - Lindir, Thranduil, Galion, Legolas - Complete
Cookies by Lily Lindsey-Aubrey reviews
The Avengers attempt to make cookies. But Earth's mightiest heroes might just need some help. A silly short story about our heroes. Please read and review.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/13/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Faramir's Forum by rogue planet 13 reviews
Faramir starts a forum for abused and misunderstood younger siblings, but some of the members get a little carried away...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Boromir, Legolas, Eomer, Elrohir - Complete
The Escalator of Orthanc by OneSizeFitsAll reviews
What if Gandalf was a great enough wizard to do a very simple thing-like, well, opening a door? And what if, instead of a normal staircase in Orthanc, there was a long, spiraling circular escalator with an up/down switch at the top and bottom? And an elevator that goes way too fast? How would the Saruman vs. Gandalf fight have gone then? Well, as it turns out, pretty much the same.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 716 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2014 - Gandalf, Saruman - Complete
How to Live with a Demigod 101 by Insanity's Servant reviews
The Avengers have dis-Assembled and returned to their (somewhat) normal lives... until a superpower-less Loki shows up in Manhattan, and Director Fury designates Agent Clint Barton as a temporary demigod-sitter. Eventually, the whole team is brought back together in an effort to cope with the situation. Rated K-plus for explosions, insanity, and coffee abuse. Written by Alassiel.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 45,892 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Loki - Complete
What No One Else Sees by Aggie2011 reviews
Natasha Romanoff had looked down the length of her assassin's arrow and known it was over - her life was going to end. But then he'd paused, something had flashed over his eyes, and he'd lowered the arrow. Clint Barton had been sent to kill her - he made a different call. (Pre-Avengers, NO SLASH, Vantage Point Universe)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 119,008 - Reviews: 1309 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
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HIT IT TIGWIT reviews
Tigwit (alias Feren) grows tired of his job as Thranduil's gatekeeper and decides to pursue a career in music, but his many money-making schemes seldom go as planned.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 10,349 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 12/30/2014 - Legolas, Elvenking Thranduil, Lindir, Feren
Want Some Milk? reviews
One shot. In which Alexander Pierce learns to hide certain things when the Asset comes to visit.
Captain America - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/8/2015 - Bucky B./Winter Soldier - Complete
Sherlocked Avengers of the Tardis Trek Ring reviews
Loki is dead after helping Thor, but can Clint Barton save him, and will he choose to? To bring the demigod back, he must travel through several fandoms with the help of a madman in a box. Cross-over includes Star Trek, Lord of the Rings, Doctor Who, Mission Impossible, and Sherlock. Some spoilers for Star Trek and Thor 2 only. Characters: Khan, Scotty, Tenth Doctor, Eomer, Bilbo.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/23/2015 - Published: 3/22/2015 - Loki, Hawkeye/Clint B.
Snaga reviews
Orc Pegrun finds one of the 7 dwarf rings and gets a single chance from Galadriel to help Middle-Earth; by feeding the ring to one of the only dragons left. But that means a jaunt to Mordor with a highly-allergic she-Haradrim, a bookish hobbit, and a kleptomaniacal dwarf and maladjusted elf who both plan to kill him when its over. June TA 3018.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,137 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/1/2015 - Published: 2/4/2014 - Boromir, Galadriel, Saruman, Gollum
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