A MESSAGE FOR ANYONE CONSIDERING SENDING ME PMs:

If I'm not interested in commissions at DeviantArt, I'm not going to be interested in them over here either. STOP ASKING ME ABOUT IT, PLEASE.

Ahem...

Hi, this is Curtis Wildcat: churning out fanfics that make no sense since 1999.

Fanfictional interests: While I prefer Touhou and MLP related stuff, I'll read most anything that isn't an insult to my tastes.

Television interests: Pokemon, formerly-local professional sports games (Tigers, Pistons, Red Wings). There's very little, if anything, that's actually good on TV nowadays; and since I have a 40-hour work week, I can't stick around the house and find out where it is.

Favorite movies: Big Jake, Star Wars: Episode IV, The Inspector General, Support Your Local Sheriff!, Duck Soup, The Rookie. Big Jake in particular is one of the few movies where I can just sit and watch the whole thing without feeling that I have to leave for some reason or another.

Favorite novel: Star Wars: Death Star.

BRIEF BIO

I used to be a Michigan man (raised, not born). I spent a little over two decades of my life in Dearborn Heights, so you can imagine that it was a bit of a shock for me when I moved to Kansas in 2007. I spent 13 of those years dealing with jerks who loved to take advantage of my short temper, a bad trait of mine that I've had to force back under control. (Why they focused on that and not my obesity, I'll never understand.)

I work 40 hours a week as a title researcher and I'm easily distracted by a multitude of stuff, so I apologize for my complete lack of updates.

No matter how much life gets me down, I refuse to quit.

And I like cats, too. Kinda goes without saying.

FORUM INFORMATION

Wildcat's Corner -- Created to house Author's Notes, character profiles, and other miscellaneous information on my stories.

NEWS AND DEVELOPMENTS

(11-8-2022) I was going to post "Manehattan's Lone Guardian" here, but I think you're better off just reading it at Fimfiction. Just do a search with my name and that story, and you should find it.

(04-17-2021) A bit belated, but "What Insertion?" is now cancelled. Also, I'm posting "Zero Context: Taking Out the Trash", a story utilizing characters from a soon-to-be-defunct message board that I hung out at for thirteen years.

MISCELLANEOUS

"MegaSuika XLR", by Spectrum9001. Commissioned by RandomNumbers523156. My thanks to him. :D

"Patchouli Relaxing and Reading", by RemyFive. Commissioned by me. Based on her segment in MiP.

Monsters In Paradise music playlist -- This is about as close as I can get to an actual soundtrack for MiP. Consists of appropriate music found throughout Youtube.

FoUR, as posted at DeviantArt.

Fantasy Of Utter Ridiculousness Playlist -- An unofficial soundtrack for FoUR. More information on the playlist is at Wildcat's Corner, the link above.

Gormless Playlist -- Again, appropriate music to listen to for the story in question.

CURRENT WORKS

Monsters In Paradise: On hiatus. Chapter Nine is currently stalled, and I don't feel like writing anything for it at the present time.

Boredom Breakage: A Vacuum in Feline Form: On hiatus as ideas warrant.

Zero Context - Taking Out the Trash: Technically it's complete, just not here at FF Dot Net. I'll be posting the rest of the story as time goes by. Maybe. I dunno.

FUTURE WORKS

None at this time. Life's too much of a hassle at present to focus on writing something suitable for posting here.

NON-WRITING INTERESTS

I like old video games (ex. Apogee's Commander Keen and Konami's Blades of Steel). I draw stuff occasionally. I also like to go bowling and play basketball, although I haven't been able to do either in the past year or so. I like animals, and a lot of the ones I've made up were inspired by Sonic the Hedgehog and the Superfriends (to be elaborated on below). Most of the stuff I watch on TV revolves around cartoons and sports, when I manage to watch anything at all.

LAST WORDS

What Insertion? and everything before it is of significantly lower quality. I thought it was a good idea writing them at the time, but looking back on them now I'm embarrassed to have that stuff up there. Read at your own risk.

I cannot write dramatic scenes, dreary depressing stuff, nor anything close to a mystery. I can't write hot-blooded action scenes, my conscience quails in the face of intense violence, and the romantic sort of love escapes me. What I can do, however, is make people laugh; after all, I am here to make life just a little more surreal.

Ciao mein, everyone, and enjoy.