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Author has written 3 stories for Underland Chronicles, and Harry Potter.

Hello. I am obviously fuelforthefunnyfarm

I am eighteen

I live in Pennsylvania

I am female

That should narrow it down to a couple thousand people, and since I'm also one of those paranoid homeschoolers of whom you may have heard, (You know, the ones who wear gas masks outside so we don't get touched by the devil and spend half our lives in church), I'm not going to tell you much more personal information than that so that you can't track me.

My favorite books include but are not limited to:

Harry Potter, especially The Prisoner of Azkaban

The Bartimaeus Trilogy

Lord of the Rings

Moby Dick

Kidnapped

The Hobbit

Gregor the Overlander

Most books written by Edgar Rice Burroughs

Anything by Albert Payson Terhune (though I suspect he's a racist.)

Anything by Jim Kjeldegaard.

Anything by Horatio Alger (whose personal habits we shall not investigate.)

The Divergent Trilogy

Forgotten Realms

Practically anything by Terry Pratchett, particularly the Watch novels.

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The Art of Being Entreri by Dave reviews
The title really says it all. This story takes place a few months after "The Silent Blade." I thought of the story before "Servant of the Shard" came out, so it doesn't follow with that book. UPDATE! I have published Fantasy Novels on Amazon. You can search for my name, "David Pontier," or the title of the first book in the series, "The Scepter of Amon."
Forgotten Realms - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 93,679 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/21 - Published: 2/8/2001 - Artemis E. - Complete
Second Start by 8thweasleykid reviews
Severus dies in the Shrieking Shack but is somehow thrown into the past as his eleven year old self.He has a chance to change so much and not just his relationship with Lily. Will he be successful or will fated circumstances be doomed to repeat themselves
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 196,970 - Reviews: 3124 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 3,098 - Updated: 1/28/2021 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.
The Paths Diverge by Vaneria Potter reviews
Because there was NO WAY leaving a toddler on a doorstep in the middle of a winter night could POSSIBLY go wrong...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,057 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 8,495 - Follows: 2,877 - Updated: 1/23/2019 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 7040 - Favs: 7,557 - Follows: 8,355 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Go the Distance by kenner reviews
When everything seems to go wrong at the end of his fourth year at Hogwarts, Severus finds himself in a place he wouldn't have expected.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 169,283 - Reviews: 953 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 3/4/2018 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Severus S., Alastor M.
Some Days, It Just Doesn't Pay to Speak by Lucillia reviews
When a young Auror recruit badmouths a certain Potions Professor, he learns exactly why the Aurors thought that the man was practically the greatest thing since sliced bread despite his character flaws which were too numerous to count. To them, Snape's "Winning" personality was a gift that kept on giving (and not in the venereal disease sense of the phrase).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 591 - Follows: 199 - Published: 8/28/2016 - OC - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 6173 - Favs: 7,824 - Follows: 9,346 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Protector by Foxwithgrayeyes reviews
Dumbledore urges Snape to look after Harry after witnessing the Dursley's abuse and Snape reluctantly becomes parent figure to a very small Harry Potter. Please r&r! : Do it, you won't regret it. No slash. at all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 47,190 - Reviews: 1519 - Favs: 1,464 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 11/4/2015 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Something Borrowed, Something Black and Blue by R.C. McLachlan reviews
Of all the things she imagined him doing, lodging a five-pound diamond in the wall above her bed at four in the morning and shouting at her to find a white dress hadn't even made the list.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,828 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 50 - Published: 8/16/2015 - [Bulma, Vegeta] - Complete
Stone of Dreams by Cordria reviews
Harry is five when he starts to dream about a castle, strange magic, and a sour potions master. With Voldemort on the prowl for a way to reclaim his body, will Harry be able to hold off the darkness and save the soul of a former Death Eater from being consumed by his past?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 109,264 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 574 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 4/3/2015 - Published: 1/6/2014 - Harry P., Severus S.
Looks Can Be Deceiving by corvusdraconis reviews
What if Severus Snape had taken Hermione Granger under wing secretly during her time at Hogwarts? What if Draco Malfoy really wasn't the bigot he let everyone think he was? (Follows canon mostly up until the end of GoF, and then detours off into AU territory w/Severus as father figure)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 100 - Words: 463,160 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 4,740 - Follows: 2,055 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Hermione G., Viktor K.] Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
An Untoward Circumstance by mydearlizzy reviews
When Miss Lydia Bennet is attacked on the road to Meryton on the morning after the Netherfield Ball, suspicions arise on all fronts. Was it a local tradesman's son? Highwaymen? Are the militia men responsible, or will they be the ones to apprehend the murderer? And why has the Netherfield party run off to London the morning after their ball? Truly, a most untoward circumstance...
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 171,510 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,248 - Follows: 838 - Updated: 1/5/2015 - Published: 9/9/2013 - [Elizabeth, Mr. Darcy] Jane, Kitty - Complete
Aw, Nuts! by Lucillia reviews
This just wasn't Clark's day. Nor Superman's for that matter...
Superman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 27 - Published: 8/1/2014 - Clark K./Superman/Kal-El - Complete
Rules and Regulations by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Other people always seem to be in awe of Spock's perfect poise and control. But then, those people don't have access to his reports. Humor.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/28/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Hulk Fish by actressen reviews
"Now, deep down, he knew Tony was a good guy. He trusted Tony with his life. But he just couldn't quite find it in himself to trust him to pick out an appropriate, non-dangerous birthday gift." Tony gives Bruce a birthday gift that leaves everyone speechless. And concerned for Tony's mental health. *GEN, crack of the crackiest variety.*
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 7/18/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Maxiekat reviews
"Hey, Nat, they ship us!" Clint starts surfing the net and the more he looks, the weirder it gets. One Shot. COMPLETE
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/20/2014 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Fade Into Darkness by Bottlefame-Brewglory reviews
Harry is abducted after his fifth year of Hogwarts and is rescued by an unlikely Death Eater. With Snape at his side will Harry be able to conquer Voldemort and build the family he has never been able to have? Takes place after OoTP. Harry/Snape. Non slash. Updated once a week. Rated M for violence. Mentor/Guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,656 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Whistling Wings by Gospel Stonemad reviews
Three targets. 1.12 seconds. Clint Barton breaks a record.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,962 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 34 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Bargaining by proantagonist reviews
Faced with an eternity without his brother, Loki strikes a bargain to change the past. Post TDW. (NOW COMPLETE)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 115,784 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 2,349 - Follows: 832 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 12/27/2013 - Loki, Thor, Frigga, Odin - Complete
The Lost Children by WerewolvesAreReal reviews
Coda to 'Demon in the Dark': After leaving Janus VI, Kirk notices that Spock is acting somewhat distant.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Meaning of Pain by BlackDewInTheMorning reviews
He got away from them and spent the next 15 years trying to figure out who and what he was . . . an animal, the Wolverine, or the human named Logan. This is his story. Covers both post-X3 and Pre-X1 time. Pointedly ignores XMO:WV. Features Gambit, Department H, and much, much, *much* more.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 63 - Words: 276,070 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 290 - Updated: 3/27/2014 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Logan/Wolverine, Gambit
The Internet Is A Wonderfully Illogical Place by vulcanprodigy reviews
The Enterprise crew finds Twitter. Spock is not okay.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,274 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock, P. Chekov - Complete
Rules to date my daughter by My name's AC reviews
Clint was a very protective father, no doubt in that. He just may have started worrying a little bit too early… way before Natasha gave birth to their baby girl. (Established Clintasha)
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 34 - Published: 3/8/2014 - [Black Widow/Natasha R., Hawkeye/Clint B.] - Complete
Biannual Senior Faculty Fall Term Clustersparkle '92 by Nightfall Rising reviews
Albus believes in knitting as hugs, friendship as armor, laughter as a weapon, love as a power, the redemption of Death Eaters, and today, sadly, basilisks. What he can't believe is what one uninvited DADA teacher has done to his unusually serious and important end-of-term staff meeting. Or, some days, that he employs any of these clow—highly qualified and very professional people.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,091 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Severus S., Albus D., Gilderoy L., Minerva M. - Complete
Protective by regretmemo reviews
Hulk liked to protect his team. That's why Fury was banging his head off his desk in resignation. Banner did not approve of agents giving Barton a hard time because of his possession, especially not when the team was enjoying some downtime in the park. They dealt with the agents in various ways, but Fury just wants to know why one of his agents is in Antarctica. No slash. Oneshots
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,653 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B.
You Don't See Me by zx14ninja reviews
AU. Ron and the twins never made it to Surrey to rescue their trapped friend; instead Harry spends his last weeks locked in a small room surviving on one can of soup a day. Weak and ill from malnutrition Harry makes it to Hogwarts only to recive three weeks of detention with Snape. When Harry collapses during the first detention life changes dramtically for both of them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,377 - Reviews: 1030 - Favs: 3,328 - Follows: 4,546 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Harry P., Severus S.
Coming of Age by LaylaBinx reviews
A series of one-shots featuring the Avengers and literally everyone else I can think of dealing with the issue of Steve's dubious age. Follow up to Age Play. :D
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 56,500 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 12/17/2013 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Worth Living For by fogisbeautiful reviews
Alice Ripley is running, from a dark past and her own guilt. Until Dr. Bruce Banner, a quiet man at his lowest point, gives her a glimpse of the extraordinary and her world shifts... BruceBanner/OC, set before the events of the Avengers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,552 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/17/2013 - Published: 6/30/2013 - [OC, Hulk/Bruce B.] - Complete
Soldiers and Heroes by alcimines reviews
In the early days of the Concordiat, the Dinochrome Brigade is forced to field war machines with artificial intelligences based on Marvel comics characters. Scott (Bolo Mark XV-M, Line Unit SCT) and Logan (Bolo Mark XV-C, Line Unit LGN) are good soldiers, but they're even better heroes.
Crossover - X-Men & Bolo series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,546 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2013 - Scott S./Cyclops, James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
World in Pieces by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 172,078 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 4,943 - Follows: 3,033 - Updated: 9/26/2013 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
How Much Is That In Beaver Pelts? by Aviatorman reviews
The Avengers recruit the Wolverine. Tumblr liked it, so I figure you might too.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 64 - Published: 8/19/2013 - Logan/Wolverine, Captain America/Steve R., Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Where It Hurts by Nienna Nir reviews
If you can't take the heat you should stay out of the kitchen. The same applies to the wrath of super heroes and Avenger's Tower. Of course, wrath is messy, and somebody has to clean up after the kids. Part of the Series: Coulson Lives, but the Avengers might be the death of him.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,986 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R., Nick F., Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Their Dad by rightforlife reviews
If it was one thing that united the Avengers, it was their crappy childhoods. So of course they all decided that Bruce Banner of all people was the best man fit to take the position of DAD. Not that Bruce had any say in this at all... No pairings, No slash, family/team fic, FLUFF.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 824 - Follows: 207 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Woes of Primary School by Laterose Vale reviews
Teddy goes to Primary School so he can learn to interact with Muggles, and even though he loves his "uncle" Harry and grandmum, he wants his parents. These are the horrors he and his teachers face as they discover the tragedy this child has already faced.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,463 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Andromeda T., Teddy L. - Complete
Cracked Thor by Myth Queen reviews
A crackfic parody of Thor , in which Loki is banished to earth with Thor. Included inside: Thor eats crunchy pancakes, Loki makes friends with a beloved cartoon character, Frigga goes on a banishing binge, two couples get married, lots of Jotuns get socks stuffed in their mouths and then drop-kicked off the side of a cliff, random quotes from different movies, and IQ loss. Enjoy!
Thor - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,711 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013 - Thor, Jane F., Loki, Frigga - Complete
A Villain State of Mind by Mikkeneko reviews
To no one's pleasure, Loki ends up stranded in SHIELD custody after the events of The Avengers. Wary of Loki's dangerous abilities, Nick Fury calls in the favor of an old friend to help him keep this new threat under control - but can even the formidable Professor X save Loki from himself? Angst, hurt/comfort, redemption; no pairing.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 59,990 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 1,403 - Follows: 495 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Enforced Somnambulism by jaqueline-littlebird reviews
AU: Loki resorts to some tricks to rouse Odin from the Odinsleep.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/9/2013 - Loki, Odin - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 4,005 - Follows: 1,474 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Morning After by Grasspaw reviews
Gen Robins was just starting a normal day working at the local supermarket when some guy walks in, pushing a very hungover Tony Stark in a shopping cart and asking where the Bisquick was.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Ties That Bind by Dogstar-Black reviews
After the events of Protective Reasoning, the team decides they've earned a well deserved vacation and head out to Malibu for a couple weeks. As they should have expected, however, with the Avengers there can't just be a simple, relaxing vacation. No, no, no. That'd be much too easy. *Part of my Protective Reasoning universe, but can be read alone.* Tony/Pepper Clint/Natasha
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,508 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
How to Have a Very Merry Christmas by heartacheinn reviews
Or, Bruce Banner's Guide to Surviving When Tony Sets the Tree on Fire and Thor Eats All the Popcorn Balls. Family!fic. Holiday!fic. No slash.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Second Year by Loten reviews
Prize for the 4000th reviewer of Chasing The Sun: Scenes from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, written from Snape's point of view. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,582 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 25 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Culture and Other Balls of Twine by LithiumDoll reviews
Where Tony has the best worst plan ever and a road trip has a wine list. Post-movie. COMPLETE.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,983 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/29/2012 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Complete
Glorious Purr by PurpleMoon3 reviews
In which AVENGERS goes far, far differently and Loki has grown himself cat ears and tail while in the VOID. There be crack ahead.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,278 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 146 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Loki, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Miles to Go Before I Sleep by Rannaro reviews
This story is AU. What would have happened if Voldemort had understood that defeat, not death, conferred mastery of the Elder Wand and did not kill Snape? And what of all the stray Death Eaters that JKR forgot to mention? Like Bella Lestrange's husband?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 161,919 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Snape's Solution by Very Small Prophet reviews
Snape takes Harry on his first Horcrux hunt, and shows him how to contaminate a potion. AU Half-Blood Prince. Plenty of snark, absolutely no affection of any kind. Inspired by Loten's "Chasing the Sun".
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 31 - Published: 1/5/2012 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Ali Badhboi and the 39 Thieves by Runt Thunderbelch reviews
Here's a nice bit of frivolity. Ali Badhboi and his 39 thieves are coming to Anhk-Morpork to free their 40th thief, Tickles the elephant, from the city zoo.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,249 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Nobby N., Angua - Complete
Business Trip by Remasa reviews
Dudley Dursley is sent on a business trip to New York City. On the plane, he meets a certain arrogant wizard. Can each survive without killing the other? No pairings. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,037 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Dudley D., Lucius M. - Complete
To Make an End by JackieJLH reviews
At first she didn't quite believe her eyes. Severus Snape here, on her doorstep, was so far outside the realm of anything Petunia had ever believed possible that she couldn't fully comprehend what she was seeing for a few seconds. Alternate universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Petunia D., Severus S. - Complete
Never Say Remember by Malora reviews
13-year-old Harry is dragged into another world where he was adopted by Snape. Where his mother is still alive. Where he can't stop feeling like a stranger. And Snape discovers that a new Potter has appeared. One who won't leave him alone. Who knows Snape's deepest secret. As both Harrys search for a way home, they begin to question what home really is.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 98,466 - Reviews: 1114 - Favs: 1,968 - Follows: 901 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P., Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Big Brother D by trip-trap reviews
Some are born big brothers; some have big-brother-ness thrust upon him. Dudley's the latter, and the best you could say is he's grudging about it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 131 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Dudley D., Harry P.
Meant to Say by Kirinin reviews
It starts with the usual experiment-gone-wrong in Potions, and suddenly Snape, Harry, and Draco are seeing - and hearing! - the world in an entirely different way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,438 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 12/17/2008 - Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
A Lightning's Tale by Riddle Master 101 reviews
Harry Potter is abruptly thrown into a different world upon receiving his letter from Hogwarts. Danger stalks him at every turn, light and dark are locked in a constant, eternal battle, and weaving it all together is this substance called magic...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 111,675 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 808 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Rules of the Game by margotllama reviews
AU. Harry, on the night the first letter came, was dumped by the Dursley's in London. Now, three months later, he is found and expected to lead a normal life at Hogwarts. But, where Harry Potter is concerned, can anything be normal? Mild abuse, neglect.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 115,222 - Reviews: 2432 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 3,635 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 9/11/2006 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Wrath of the Half Blood Prince by Matt Quinn reviews
Mulciber pranked Mary Macdonald and Snape did not care; what if he had pranked Lily instead?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 88 - Words: 193,218 - Reviews: 2109 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Survivor by BlackDewInTheMorning reviews
Every day for over a year she walked by the X-Mansion, come wind or rain . . . waiting. A new-ish look at one of the best and most tragic Wolverine stories of comic-dom: Barry Windsor Smith's Weapon X. Rated for language and some violent images.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,905 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/17/2009 - James H./Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Cooking with Engineers by Kizmet reviews
One Shot Vegeta finds himself roped into helping Bulma cook. The chances of anything editable coming from this collaboration: poor to abysmal.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,622 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Bulma, Vegeta - Complete
Numbers by Nearly headless Natalie reviews
Or, when Arithmancy strikes back against Dumbledore's Divination War
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2009 - S. Vector, Severus S. - Complete
The Poor of God by kilara25 reviews
After Snape's visit to Surrey, Harry writes him a thank you letter that triggers an extended correspondence between the two of them. Sequel to The Guiltless.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 103,741 - Reviews: 1448 - Favs: 2,647 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Excuses by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Not all parents find the prestigious Xavier School worthy of their approval.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Cyclops/Scott S., Storm/Ororo M., Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier - Complete
Ghosts by Scarlett Burns reviews
It's not every day that Logan meets a man from his past; especially one who helped turn him into Weapon X.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Resident Bigfoot by rainbowpanget reviews
Jubilee's take on the mansion's resident Bigfoot, the mighty Wolverine. -Humor-
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2009 - Jubilee, Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Silent Screams in Darkened Basements by A plus reviews
Hermione stumbles upon a disturbing scene one night. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Famous Last Words by Kitsunesongs reviews
When Harry and his friends are captured by Nicodemus, Harry ends up choosing some rather...odd last words.
Dresden Files - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 655 - Follows: 156 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Complete
The long way to profit by RonCN reviews
Jarlaxle wants a new artifact, and he brings Entreri along to help. But he never guessed he would need an ally instead of a tool to win against the tough competition to be found on this new quest. Can they pull it off before someone else gets the prize?
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,733 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2008 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Jarlaxle, Artemis E. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 1,787 - Follows: 242 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 3,550 - Follows: 517 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
A Mistaken Sorting by Silver Pard reviews
Sequel to 'Mistaken Identity'. The Dunce Who Lived and his unfortunate brother have finally arrived at Hogwarts. Snape is both manipulative and placing bets. Not so oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,698 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 3,323 - Follows: 1,570 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Practicality by Rosethorn reviews
Harry Dresden does not subscribe to the EPIC DRAMA school of wizarding. Crossover with Harry Potter.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1227 - Favs: 5,030 - Follows: 1,309 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
A Spinner's Tale by Running Thunder reviews
Law of the Universe: there is no escaping fate. Fortunately there is an exception to every rule, and his name is Harry. Join Harry and a reluctant Severus as they tackle monsters, dark lords, and kitchen appliances in an effort to save the universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,459 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/15/2008 - Published: 11/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Death by Garlic by Jocemum reviews
The trio sets out to prove that Snape is a vampire.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/21/2006 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Scar Tissue by Snape's Nightie reviews
Snape cannot believe his eyes. Surely the great Albus Dumbledore would never stoop to...that? A silly short fic. No warnings, no angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/2/2006 - Severus S., Albus D. - Complete
Some Say by Eraina reviews
Post book 7. Snape is good, but now he's dead, killed in the final battle of the wizarding war. Despite much controversy, a memorial was erected for him on the Hogwarts grounds...a very special memorial. In fact, some say...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/24/2006 - Severus S. - Complete
Fragility by Skybright Daye reviews
A five year old girl lies dying from her own mutation. The staff of Xavier's scrambles for a treatment. As her situation grows more dire, various X Men are driven to acts of faith, self examination, courage, sacrifice and kindness.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,664 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/3/2006 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Nepenthe by Jordanna Morgan reviews
An alternate history: what if Logan had escaped from Alkali Lake with his memories intact?
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,459 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/19/2006 - Logan/Wolverine, OC - Complete
Survivors by Dyce reviews
..Complete.. After the war is over, lives must be rebuilt. Hermione sets out to help someone who nobody else will, and winds up helping herself as well. HGSS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,072 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 2,567 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/20/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Unreasonable Rhyme the Verse curse by unlikely2 reviews
Tonks' team have been hit by a 'Verse Curse' while carrying out a 'Conduct Review' on Snape. Making a report is difficult. Alcohol doesn't help. One-shot follow up to 'The Shakedown'.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2005 - N. Tonks, Severus S. - Complete
The Misunderstood Yeti by Still Anonymous reviews
A day in the life of NastyScar, a much maligned yeti of Icewind Dale, who meets a strange but eminently edible girl with red hair, and an illtempered drow elf.
Forgotten Realms - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/14/2004 - Catti-brie, Drizzt D. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Plot Bunny of Death by The Treacle Tart reviews
This is what happens when you read too much fan fiction. It's not pretty. Rated R for language and blatant stupidity. You'll laugh. You'll cry. You'll run away screaming. You'll ask to have my computer destroyed.COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/3/2003 - Harry P., Severus S.
Chasing Rabbits by Jordanna Morgan reviews
A morning taken up by ablutions, reflections, and other matters meant to be private.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Cyclops/Scott S., Phoenix/Jean G., Logan/Wolverine, Charles Xavier - Complete
Evidence of Love by Jordanna Morgan reviews
Less than emotion—more than words.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/3/2003 - Logan/Wolverine - Complete
Grievances Over Morning Tea by Faith Accompli reviews
Dumbledore calls a staff meeting, the cause for which is that Severus Snape needs help coming to terms and working past his anti-Gryffindor sentiment. It doesn't quite go that way, however...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/13/2003 - Severus S., Albus D.
Remember Him, or, Penance by ThePet reviews
COMPLETE Usually it is impossible to find something until one stops looking for it. Redemption is no exception...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,426 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 5/20/2002 - Severus S. - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Potions NEWT by Blue Moon Pie reviews
Neville Longbottom studies frantically, even fanatically, for his Seventh Year Potions N.E.W.T.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Neville L., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Polka Dot Plague by Mariner reviews
Harry Potter discovers why polka dots are evil. Severus Snape discovers why it's a bad idea to forge your medical records. Lucius Malfoy discovers why you shouldn't give surprise gifts to your boss.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,799 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/5/2002 - Published: 5/3/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Sorting Song by Severus by Textualsphinx reviews
BLOODY BRILLIANT Award Winner. Who but Severus would write a song that insults every house but his own in polysyllabic rhyming couplets? If Rowling were in her grave, she'd be spinning..
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,292 - Follows: 153 - Published: 3/25/2002
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Snape Teaches History reviews
Snape tells the Gryffindor OWL class about the first Wizarding War against Voldemort. They are confuzzled. Not Humor, but there are humorous parts. Read the Background as this is part of a larger story I have in my head but probably will not type and publish. As always, I really do own the characters. See profile for more information on the homeschooled, American JKR. Reviews nice
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2015 - Complete
Snape's Application reviews
Because it would take a real genius to apply for a cursed position every year. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/24/2015 - Complete
Gregor the Overlander The Invasion of the Cutters reviews
Gregor is all grown up and a police officer in New York. His life is a little exciting, but predictable and overall, peaceful. He rather enjoys it, but it's probably not going to last long. The tunnel to the under land, though collapsed, is still there and just waiting to be re-opened, whether Gregor is ready or not. Rated T it is underland fanfic, after all. Review?
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,060 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 2/5/2014 - Gregor, Lizzie, Mrs. Cormaci, Ripred