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Joined 03-08-04, id: 550887, Profile Updated: 01-26-15
Author has written 52 stories for Lord of the Rings, Silmarillion, Pirates of the Caribbean, Lost, Wizard of Earth Sea, Shakespeare, National Treasure, Will and Grace, Monty Python, Jesus Christ Superstar, Gemma Doyle Trilogy, Matrix, X-Men, Bible, House, M.D., Misc. Books, Velvet Goldmine, Mighty Boosh, and Withnail and I.

Weirdo queer feminist, barefooted hobbit-person, prodigious ginger, predisposed towards fannishness and literary criticism, writer of many things. My fic is primarily archived these days on the Archive of our Own, where I may be found under the same sobriquet

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Our Little World by Masquerading as Quality reviews
For years, Karen has lived in a fantasy world, drinking away her worries. But much as she tries, she simply doesn't want to drink until she forgets Grace. Undergoing major rewrites.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/7/2012 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Karen W., Grace A.
Pieces of Puzzles by Ripper101 reviews
Toby was always fond of a good story and Sarah always indulged him. But fantasy can't be pleasant when it becomes reality. And who's to say reality is everything it's cracked up to be? Warnings for slash, potential violence & dark themes that may offend.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 56,489 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 6/28/2007
The Ballad Of Cactus Jack by Isobel Morgan reviews
A 'Missing Adventure' script in which Howard becomes a prophet, Vince is jealous, and far too much is said about hair
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Complete
The Orange Tree by Victoria to Worthing reviews
A postrescue fic, featuring Desmond and Claire. Please review! Chapter 10 finally up!
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,847 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Desmond, Claire
Unnaturally Beautiful by Butterly In Furs reviews
It's been sixteen years since Sarah solved the Labyrinth ... What happens when Toby returns in her place? CHAPTER 13 NOW UP Please remember to R&R!
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 67,870 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 4/15/2005
Jeeves And The Psychologist by LucylouKazoo reviews
Mr. Wooster is lucky enough to visit with Jeeves' favorite psychological researcher. One never knows what will be uncovered in the course of a session with a good therapist!... Wodehouse Slash.
Jeeves - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,593 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Complete
Apples and Pears and Various Other Fruit by toranspitfire reviews
Dr Who crossover. The Doc & Rose follow a distress signal to the zooniverse, where Bainbridge has 'heroically' acquired a dalek. Vince is mistaken for the Doctor's companion, someone is EXTERMINATED & we uncover the real reason why they end up in Dalston.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,231 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/22/2007 - Complete
The Stormbringer by Endless Sorrow reviews
“Legend has it that on the day Sumbhajee was born, it rained.” A backstory of Sri Sumbhajee and his rise to power. Oneshot.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,626 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2007 - Complete
What Goes Around Comes Around by EvnStar reviews
Sarah is now 21 and trying as hard as she can to forget about the labyrinth, but Jareth isn't giving up that easily...
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,417 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007
He is Risen by falafel-fiction reviews
A month after Charlie's death, Desmond and Locke revisit the Looking Glass station and make a chilling discovery.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,399 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/18/2007 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Desmond, Charlie - Complete
Psyche by W.H. Woolhat reviews
Desmond's sanity starts to fail him as he struggles to come to terms with the destruction of the hatch, becoming a member of the beach community, and his own choices regarding Penny.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Desmond - Complete
Something Rich and Strange by Erinya reviews
Tia Dalma and Will, with a bit of JE and WE. In which Will is made uneasy by any number of things, and certain important questions are answered, obliquely. Possible AWE spoilers.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2007 - Will T., Tia D. - Complete
Pit of Despair by Roseveare reviews
Can our heroes survive the horrors of the Pit of Despair? Will Howard resist the thrall of the Xylophone of Ruin? Will Vince get his man? Slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2007 - [Howard M., Vince N.] - Complete
Remember the Rain by falafel-fiction reviews
Desmond takes Charlie and Hurley to see Mr Eko’s grave. Later that night Charlie confronts Desmond about his mysterious powers. Hurley narrates.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,054 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/7/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Charlie, Desmond - Complete
Give In by Aurora West reviews
Juliet knows Ben isn't the right sort of man to get involved with. Oneshot. [BenJuliet]
Lost - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2006 - Ben, Juliet - Complete
Shannon in Wonderland by the Unrequited Lover reviews
Shannon’s descent into the rabbit hole wasn’t filled with marmelade. Poor darling! The jar says “Drink me”, and glitter doesn’t go down easily. [Hints at Shannon with Mandy, Jack, Cooper, Angel, Malcolm, and anyone else I fancy.]
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,584 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 10/3/2006
Jeeves and the WalkAway Cone Shoppe by LucylouKazoo reviews
What better way to cool off than with a little ice cream? Jeeves does not agree. Wodehouse slash.
Jeeves - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,199 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Memories and Absolution by YouCantGetThereFromHere reviews
AU. Possible plottwist for AWE. What if James Norrington joined Davy Jones' crew?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,921 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Complete
All's Fair by manic-intent reviews
..Complete.. DMC didn't happen. On the voyage back from his promotion ceremony to Rear Admiral in England, James grudgingly agrees to a bet. AU, BeckettxNorrington, OCs.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/27/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
There Were Mornings by W.H. Woolhat reviews
A month after Kelvin's death, Desmond starts to lose touch with reality. Short oneshot.
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/18/2006 - Desmond - Complete
Erotica by Sionnain reviews
There are many ways of viewing modern art, some more effective than others. Set in my Ideologyverse. One shot, MagnetoXRogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Rest for the Wicked by SmileVampy reviews
Smecker sleeps while Greenly looks on. Oneshot, slash. Coarse language.
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 692 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 13 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Complete
Someone To Save by Hawiian Girl reviews
Pippa needed a hero. Felicity needed someone to save. Drabble. Character study.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Complete
Deep Eremophobia by MissMoppet reviews
Vince wonders why Howard hates to be touched. And just what is it that Dixon Bainbridge is making him do now that he's been demoted to personal valet? Takes place after Tundra. Warnings: slash, etc.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,450 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Complete
Sorry by Sionnain reviews
Erik would rather deal with Cerebro than teenagers. Written for the fight challenge on Livejournal's Xmenflashfic community. CharlesXErik, featuring little!Jean and little!Scott. Humor, with a dash of foreshadowing.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Erik L./Magneto, Jean G. - Complete
Desperation by TerraZeal reviews
DesmondxKelvin. Slash. A moment of passion causes the numbers to reach zero. An unfortunate man crashes his balloon on the island. Plotless smut, mostly. R&R, please.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,614 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Desmond - Complete
The Beginning of Something Interesting by MissMoppet reviews
Vince is a juicy dangler. So how does the story of the facestealing monkies really end? AUfic, Howince, slash.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,991 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 5/15/2006 - Complete
Snake in the Grass by Sionnain reviews
He's not supposed to be out of prison, and she's not supposed to be in a bar. Magneto takes advantage of the situation to see if maybe he can convince her to come back. Follows issue 69 of Ultimate XMen. Rogue, Magneto. RogueXGambit, RogueXBobby.
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Moonlight Serenade by MannequIncorporated reviews
Will and Jack explore their relationship. Slash, Graphic Sex, One Shot?
Will and Grace - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/9/2006 - Complete
Your Biggest Secret Fan by MissMoppet reviews
After mucking about with Naboo's magical grooming products, Vince & Howard have been returned to puberty and have to endure school all over again. Can they cope with having old brains encased in tight, youthful faces? Warning: slash, Howince.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,601 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/9/2006 - Complete
Lazarus by Sionnain reviews
At night in his plastic prison, Magneto dreams of metal.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/16/2006 - Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Tender by funkyjunkie reviews
[Howince] Vince was too playful. Completed for the 'Touch' prompt, at fanfic100 at LJ.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Complete
Ideology by Sionnain reviews
When Rogue begins to doubt everything she's been taught, things begin to fall apart. Will she be able to put the pieces of herself back together in the last place she thought possible? BobbyXRogue, eventually MagnetoXRogue. 16 Chapters. NOW COMPLETE
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,795 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/7/2006 - Published: 1/3/2006 - Rogue, Erik L./Magneto
After the War by FlameOfIllumination reviews
Pippin and Merry lived together for a time, in Crickhollow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Sea Tales: Pirate Drabbles by ErinRua reviews
Drabbles: 100 words each, just little poetical glimpses of the sea, pirates and our Favorite Swashbucklers that the muses randomly delivered. No Slash. Dec 25 2005 added a double drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 9/23/2003
And Ye Shall Walk in Silk Attire by Fabu reviews
On the run, Jack, Will, and Elizabeth disguise themselves. JWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 427 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2005
Absolution by Sionnain reviews
If Erik is seeking absolution, Charles has none to give. Charles&Erik, though the characters are Charles and Rogue.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/19/2005 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
Fire and Brimstone by Sionnain reviews
St. John tries to come to terms with being Pyro, and what it means to be a bad guy. Set after X2. MagnetoPyro.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,292 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2005 - Erik L./Magneto
Fairy Flavors by Piscean Papillion reviews
“Music created such wonderful new tastes.” The former pop sensations languish in their tasty heaven, wondering why life after life is the way it is. Like dadaism, the work, in and of itself, holds all meaning and thus, none. Song copyrighted by moi.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Eyes of the Jackal by Zeech reviews
The kiss that saved Raoul and Christine never took place. Enraged, heart broken, driven to madness, Erik has thrown Christine aside and taken Raoul hostage. Slash, written in a series of vignettes and drabbles. Finished work.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 33,149 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 3/20/2005 - Published: 2/14/2005
His Precious by MartaL0712 reviews
Smeagol's old beau sees him several years after he is expelled from his family hole and thinks back to their relationship before he found the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,210 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/25/2005 - Gollum
Gríma Goldentongue by Lackwit reviews
What might have happened in Edoras in 3013, the year before Théoden began to fall ill. Very Gríma centric. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,794 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
The Kissing Way by Cebaje reviews
Pippin doesn't ever want to lose Merry again. Slash. Movie canon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Lesbians Don't Eat People! by Demus reviews
The Marauders, in the midst of some drunken revelry at the end of the Christmas holidays, discuss anarchy, homework, songbirds, cannibalism, socks and wossnames.Rated for a little bad language.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Michael by Demus reviews
Sirius takes Remus on one of their typical, illegal well, against school rules nights out. They go to Sirius' favourite gay bar and Remus watches him dance, wondering why he can't tell him how he feels. Songfic to 'Michael'. Rated for slashy goodness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,117 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Skin and Bones by viataco reviews
Otto Octavius succumbs. (Movieverse). A work in progress.
Spider-Man - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/21/2004
le Nom du Loupe by Padfootwolfboy reviews
Remus remembers the origin on his name.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/1/2004 - Remus L.
Not All Bad, Is It? by Mercuria reviews
Series of drabbles. Some things that did happen to Brad, some things that didn't, and some that are in between. BradFrank.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/18/2004
Shieldmaiden by ElvenPirate41 reviews
A poem I'm rather proud of that tells of Eowyn's struggle as a Shieldmaiden of Rohan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Eowyn - Complete
Changed by Shanghaijim reviews
Frodo's thoughts at the Grey Havens. Movieverse. Influenced by a planned story, The Song of Iorhael
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/4/2004 - Frodo B., Samwise G.
Apparitions by Ponderosa reviews
JxN (Complete) Slash. Guilt can haunt a man...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,284 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/8/2004 - Complete
Peregrin: a novel by Shanghaijim reviews
The epic saga of an incorrigibly curious hobbit lost in Far Harad.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 98,402 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/16/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Rape by soHoTmyprecious reviews
If it was rape then why did I want it?" MP
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/28/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
A Place in Thy Memory by Vesica reviews
When Mina shows up on Dorian's doorstep, Gentlemen in tow, Dorian finds himself lost in memories of a romance ended and the promise of a future. NEW CHAPTER UP (at last)!
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/23/2004 - Published: 8/18/2003
Dreams, Island of by Dreamiflame reviews
JackElizabethNorrington. When Norrington tracks down a kidnapped Elizabeth, he gets more than he expected.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,366 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/1/2004
Revenge is Sweet by Josiecat reviews
Frank discovers Riff Raff and Magenta's secret relationship...and conjures up his own "special" brand of punishment.
Rocky Horror - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2002
The Case of the Haunted Hospital by Mistress Arion reviews
SLASH WARNING!!!! H/W. Events at a local hospital frighten Watson almost out of his wits. When Holmes finds the situation funny, their relationship changes in a way neither could have expected.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,417 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/1/2002
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Like Leprosy (Fault and Beauty Blended Together)
Withnail finally lands a job. He's not ready for it. Marwood (nominally) picks up (some of the) pieces.
Withnail and I - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,935 - Published: 1/26 - Complete
The Leathery Man-Witch and the Hoary Old Yeti reviews
Vince has an age crisis. Howard offers some words of comfort. He also makes paella.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/26 - Vince N., Howard M.
Looks Toxic reviews
From the prompt ‘Requesting some violent, filthy, graphic and passionate Electro Girl femmeslash Neon/Ultra plz!
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,744 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Complete
In the Band
From the prompt: ‘From back in the days when Howard used to play jazz- He's about to get kicked off the band for being crap, and he'll do anything to stay. Mrs Gideon never remembers who he is, so Howard tries to put a move on Rudi'- Howard/Rudi weirdnes
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
The Unicorn of First Gay Love reviews
The Zooniverse is doing terribly, as per usual, and Bob Fossil informs the boys that in order to get the zoo good publicity, they either have to track down some really fantastic creatures, or- if they can’t- pose as the zoo’s resident adorable gay couple.
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,596 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Get Inside You, Boy reviews
As Howard sleeps one night, the Spirit of Jazz comes to him with the intention of having a little fun with his most hapless of devotees
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,864 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
Like a Couple of Lonely Satsumas reviews
The events of 'Party,' as told from Vince's perspective. But this time, he has something to say about how it ends. First person Vince POV, Vince/Howard
Mighty Boosh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,470 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
A Man Like Rudi reviews
Rudi Van DiSarnio is a holy man- one of the order of the psychadelic monks- but if occasionally Rudi should engage in certain activities, it can't really be his fault. Rudi/Spider ficlet
Mighty Boosh - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Complete
We Watches reviews
Gollum is always watching- he has no choice. First person Gollum POV. A ficlet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Gollum - Complete
Watch, and Do Not Look Away reviews
An uncomfortable seduction. Interactions between Jerry and Shannon leading up the the infamous orgy.
Velvet Goldmine - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Jeeves and the Heroic Rescue reviews
Wherein Jack is an Evil Bastard, Jeeves is a Hero, and Bertie is rescued from Almost Certain Peril. A Jeeves and WoosterA Bit of Fry and Laurie crossover.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,408 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Concerning Stories reviews
All her life, Éowyn has heard stories, but when it comes down to it, all she has is herself. A ficlet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Eowyn - Complete
So Dark Night Creepeth reviews
‘Part of the crew, part of the ship,’ Bootstrap’s thoughts during the sequence of AWE wherein Elizabeth and her crew escape, augmented somewhat by the fact that Norrington does not die and Bootstrap, in fact, does. Third person, told from Bootstrap’s POV
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Complete
Meditations on a Fall reviews
El misses Lucifer. GodxLucifer slash, 549 words
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/23/2007 - Complete
The One Where They're Girls reviews
House notices that Foreman has not been taking advantage of his sudden gender switch as the others have, and decides that this needs to be remedied. Set in the genderfuck universe started by thedeadparrot on lj
House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,622 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/10/2007 - E. Foreman, G. House - Complete
The One That I Kiss reviews
It’s a well known story: Judas kissing Jesus to betray him to the Romans, but never does the Bible consider how difficult it must have been for him to do so. JesusXJudas slash
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Complete
Visions reviews
Charlie is curious as to why Desmond is so eager to save his life, and Desmond explains. Or rather, demonstrates. Takes place immediately after Flashes Before Your Eyes. Slash.
Lost - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/21/2007 - Desmond, Charlie - Complete
Sight reviews
Tia Dalma sees many things, but there are some things which even she does not expect. Slight spoilers for AWE. A drabble.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 318 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2007 - Complete
In Darkness reviews
Kurt Wagner likes being alone. It's then that he can let his mind wander and feel his Lord's presence. Musings from Kurt. Movieverse
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Complete
So Lightly reviews
Grace never knows if Karen is serious or not: she wishes she was. GraceKaren, a drabble and a fifth
Will and Grace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
Metaphor reviews
Sometimes metaphor is the only thing that works. GraceKaren: a drabble and a half
Will and Grace - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 188 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/30/2006 - Complete
A Portrait of a Man and a Woman in Love reviews
There is a painting Davy Jones has, which he keeps secret and hidden, even from himself he has not looked at it in decades. When he finds that his heart has been stolen from him, however, he has no other option but to look upon it. Past Davy JonesXTia D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/16/2006 - Complete
Music reviews
When Will goes to steal the key to the Dead Man’s Chest from Davy Jones, he realises something about the Captain, and the organ music he hears at night on the ship which he would not have suspected. Implied Tia DalmaXDavy Jones
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2006 - Complete
A Touch of Madness reviews
On a quiet night on the Pearl, Jack Sparrow finds a drunk, forlorn James Norrington and tries to comfort him, revealing something of himself to the dejected former Commodore in the process. Sparrington. Set during Dead Man’s Chest.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,543 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
A Man with Eyes like the Sea reviews
The only thing Jack Sparrow has ever loved is the ocean, but when he meets a man with eyes like the sea... well, he can't help but fall in love with him too. Sparrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
Comfort reviews
It’s cold in the real world there is none of the warmth and joy that exists in the false life of the Matrix. Here, people must find comfort where they can
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 243 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Switch, Trinity - Complete
Meaningless reviews
Jack is beautiful, and he and everybody else know this, but he doesn't mean it. Just a quick almost double drabble inspired by the shot of Jack and Elizabeth about to kiss from the Pirates 2 trailer.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 208 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/8/2006 - Complete
Black and White
Opposites attract, or so they say. Such is the case with Switch and Trinity. Femmeslash drabble.
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 142 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Switch, Trinity - Complete
The Consecration of the Order reviews
The book tells us that on the night of the founding of the Order, the four girls got drunk and Felicity kissed Gemma. However, that surely was not quite all that happened, at least not how I see it. FelicityGemma slash.
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,550 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Joshua reviews
Slash. Set just after the song Jaded Manderin. Judas breaks down, and Joshua understands. A Oneshot
Jesus Christ Superstar - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 501 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
Do You Want to Come Back to My Place? reviews
A continuation of the D'you wanna come back to my place sketch. Written in script form, as if it were merely the end of the sketch which the Pythons decided not to air. Pairing: John Cleese as the Officer and Michael Palin as the man who approaches him
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,321 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Complete
All Shall Fade reviews
Pippin's thoughts as he sings for Denethor in Return of the King. Almost a songfic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Peregrin T. - Complete
Rape reviews
An alternate and quite squicky version of Grishnakh's search of Merry and Pippin for the Ring during their captivity by the UrukHai. Warnings: Noncon, as implied by the title. It isn't graphic, though.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 352 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2006 - Complete
Examinations reviews
Beregond is summoned to the Houses of Healing for a physical examination by Aragorn. He's not too fond of healers, so Pippin goes with him, both for moral support and to see Aragorn again. Sexual tension happens, and eventually AragornBeregondPippin!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,451 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/30/2005 - Complete
High reviews
Merry and Pippin make good use of the Old Toby they find in the wreckage of Isengard. A short, fluffy, ficlet
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2005 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Stasis reviews
Karen Walker has lived in stasis, that is a state of stoppage, stability, immobility, all her life, until, that is, she falls for one Grace Adler. A GraceKaren fic. Oneshot.
Will and Grace - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/28/2005 - Complete
Convincing reviews
BenIan slashy goodness. It's after the events of the movie- Ian is in jail, and he requests an audience with Ben to try and get off on some of his charges. Ben requires some convinving. Ian complies.
National Treasure - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2005
Blood reviews
Eowyn being severly depressed, reflecting on blood, and contemplating suicide. Warning: self-mutilation contained herein. You have been warned.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005 - Eowyn
Rum reviews
Elizabeth has a rum fixation. Reflections on that- from her life in Port Royal to the Island.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/19/2005
Lorien reviews
A free verse poem about the enigma that is Lothlorien.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/2/2005
Night and Day reviews
We are not so different, you and I" Grima Wormtongue. Grima shows Eowyn that they really are just two sides of the same coin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/24/2005 - Grima W., Eowyn
Middle Name reviews
What IS James Norrington's middle name anyway? Slashy Sparrington goodness.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2005
Damned Spot reviews
(Macbeth) A rewrite of the 'Out Damned Spot' scene from the viewpoint of the gentlewoman attendant. Quite angsty
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,350 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/2/2005
Once Upon a Time reviews
Grima compares his and Eowyn's relationship to the classic storytale romance. Unrequited, as usual.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,123 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2005 - Grima W., Eowyn
Pip's Eyes reviews
It's 12 years after the War of the Ring, and Pippin is haunted by dreams of Frodo. I've fixed it! Made it better! It now has paragraph breaks, and Navaer Lailath, if that's your name- I fixed the accents in 'namarie'.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2005 - Published: 4/21/2004 - Peregrin T.
The Song of the Sparrowhawk reviews
This is a rewrite of my original "The Song of the Sparrowhawk". It really isn't too different, s'cept for a few lines which I absolutely loathed. It's pretty much a summary of the book "A Wizard of Earthsea" in the form of a lay
Wizard of Earth Sea - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/11/2005
Ice Princess reviews
A GrimaEowyn unrequited fic. Grima longs for Eowyn, his Ice Princess
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2005 - Grima W., Eowyn
There and Back Again:Or so I Hope reviews
Girl falls into ME, joins the Fellowship, becomes best buds with Merry and Pippin, etc. I know it's an overused theme, but hey! Pleez read- I hand out Lembas to reviewers. This is a rewrite of There and Back Again (perhaps): A Humans Tale- it's better too
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,179 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/7/2005 - Published: 8/24/2004
Knight in Shining Armor reviews
Claire reflects about Charlie and what he means to her. Set during "Raised by Another"
Lost - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/12/2004 - Charlie, Claire
For the Love of a Man reviews
The Pearl aquires some new crewmembers, one of whom happens to be gay. See what happens when he falls for a certain captain... Rum, romance and a wee bit of angst. Chapter 11 up!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 5/12/2004
The Sea Calls reviews
Poem about Frodo's decision to leave Middle-Earth for Valinor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 175 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5/10/2004
The Harborless Ship reviews
A poem about Earendil- fun fun- review pleez
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/10/2004