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Joined 03-09-04, id: 551135, Profile Updated: 01-28-14
Author has written 16 stories for Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Harry Potter, Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Snatch, Children of the Corn, and Misc. Movies.

The Joker is the boss here. His visits tend to last for a while and, as can only be expected, are frequently accompanied by sleep deprivation, twitching eyes, the tendency to talk to (or angrily mutter at) myself, and a general sense of restlessness unless I'm writing. I've learned to enjoy it. Stockholm syndrome and all that.

I'm Sara, 24. I write a lot of original fiction, but I wholeheartedly enjoy writing and reading fanfiction as well. I believe there are many merits to it and that it's a useful exercise, not to mention it's just fun, so whenever I need a break from the worlds I've made, I'll skip into someone else's. Usually Batman's, because again, the Joker calls the shots. I hope you enjoy.

Quick note-- I've left some of my older stories up on this profile because there are a lot of people attached to them and I've gotten angry/upset notes for removing things in the past, but please keep in mind that stories from five, six, seven years ago definitely aren't going to be on par with things written more recently. You're more than welcome to critique whatever you like, but I believe the flaws in my new stuff are more indicative of current and relevant trouble zones than the flaws in the older stories, and so it will probably help me more if you offer constructive criticism on the former.

This is a very important (and short!) article about female characters that you should read if you have a minute.

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Latest Update - January 28, 2014: Officially on hiatus. Unofficially throwing up a little bit of fic here and there. On a happy note, the Joker and Harley have both crawled back into my brain, so I've started a Bad Jokes-verse inspiration blog to play around with as I work on new stuff. You can find it here.

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The Fever Sings in Mental Wires by eekz reviews
In which ten years pass and an unusual friendship develops from the rubble of the world. A slow-burn Alpha/Adelle featuring an Adelle/Dominic subplot and an evolving psychopath who'd rather not have feelings.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Adelle D., Alpha] - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1562 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Oh How Bright the Path by xcgirl08 reviews
It was fitting, really, that before things reached their conclusion I should wake up to find him sitting by the foot of my bed once again. After all, he was incorrigible. Mattie, LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 152 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Heights and a Hand Grenade by redheadrebel77 reviews
The Joker causes some destruction from above. Cards fall and 'ants' scatter from the scene as he laughs. Just diving into how his mind operates. Oneshot.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Joker - Complete
Eden In A Box 2 by CSI Clue reviews
Tony and Pepper stumble through the highs and lows of a relationship.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,172 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Genuine Need by ellathedreamer reviews
Being rich, smart, & pretty doesn't make being a mutant any easier. While juggling dual roles as the Avenging Angel & an average college kid, Warren Worthington III discovers that despite his best efforts, he can't keep living life as a recluse. AngelOFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,755 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Angel
Eden in a Box by CSI Clue reviews
Making a life together is never easy; Pepper and Tony make the attempt.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,340 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Reflect and Absorb by teacrumb reviews
The Joker, ladies and gentlemen. Let him introduce you to yourself.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker - Complete
Orbit by Scarlet Child reviews
You’ve made your bed, now lie in it, knives or no knives. Harley/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker
Convergence II: Saving Seth by SpadesJade reviews
Two girls, twins, one an excon, the other an heiress. Recently reunited, they go looking for the Geckos in Mexico. Why? Guest Starring Agent Sands from Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Blackheart from Ghostrider, & Alex Tully from Drive! Because I said so...
From Dusk Till Dawn - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1946 - Favs: 1,975 - Follows: 662 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Cat's Bells by Philippa reviews
SCREAMINGwhispers' challenge: A perilous villainess is making tracks across Gotham's rooftops.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Toward a Dark Horizon by Philippa reviews
When Bruce's custody of Richard Grayson is challenged, he finds himself in a deadly race to discover the truth about his young ward.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,540 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Southern Growl by VanyaElda reviews
Sometime after 'Dead End', Lindsey is still looking for answers and much to his disgruntlement, his curious younger brother tags along. Brotherly rivalry and banter ensues. Beware, country boys ahead. One shot.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lindsey M. - Complete
Symbiotic by pixie paramount reviews
When he kisses her, she thinks of anyone but him. — Violet/Olaf. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Pillow Talk by chemqueen reviews
Ally Cameron and Greg House never expected to have this conversation in the middle of the night. 'I hit you because you won’t calm down enough to STOP MAKING FACES at my family pictures and START LISTENING to me . . . I'M PREGNANT'. [Oneshot] [Complete]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/22/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Wishing on the Dog Star by AureliaMerula reviews
[Lords of Dogtown] It's early 1976 and Jess and her mom have moved from South New Jersey to Venice CA in search of a better life. It doesn't take long for Jess to cross paths with the Dogtown locals, but will acceptance be easy?
Lords of Dogtown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 117,749 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Downfall Series: Part One, My First Taste by Aelora reviews
The following is my interpretation of Clark Kent if he were to have been a female. This is not Supergirl it is based on the WB's Smallville and their vision of Clark as a teenager only ‘he’ is a ‘she’. There will likely be three separate sections to t
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 554,155 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 4/23/2003
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Routines by Puck the Faerie reviews
It is almost a routine to Jackson, taking notes on Lisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Mischief by redwolfoz reviews
Mischief!verse. 100 word drabble & ficlet series. Spike and Dawn are the perfect cohorts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Spike, Dawn S.
Lost In Space by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Alternate Universe-At the beginning of the movie, Vincent gets into a different cab, not Max's. This is sort of a retelling of the movie, things are altered to fit the new character, who is NOT a MarySue. BONUS CHAPTER-Deleted Scenes!
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Solace by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "Soulless." Life with a sociopathic contract killer isn't all fun and games. Vincent and Victoria run into more than one kind of trouble. Detective Fanning isn't dead, and Claudia wants some revenge. Rating for violence.
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Soulless by SpadesJade reviews
A wounded Vincent goes to visit an old friend who can patch him up. He gets caught up in an attempted hit on one of the biggest kingpins in the city, and Vincent always does what Vincent does best. Except Victoria is a bit of a complication...
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Caught by the Past by rythmteck reviews
Sequel to 'Inconvenient' - A threat from Winn's past comes back to haunt the happy couple. No one comes out of life unscathed, but will they make it through this intact? Three lives are in the balance, and everything at stake. ::COMPLETE::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Insanity of the X Kids: Heat Wave by Stretch reviews
It's the worst heat wave in 12 years and, thanks to a certain student, the mansion has no air conditioner. Just imagine the insanity that errupts! Please R&R! COMPLETE & REVISED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Improbable Eden by Aelora reviews
Finished fanfic centering on Lex and original character. Sequel coming soon.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
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Fearless reviews
If Detective Loki ever took the time to think about his primary drives and rank them in order, the need to help people would be number one. The desire to control his environment might factor in as well. Fear wouldn't even make the list. [Prisoners 2013]
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 12/26/2013
Strategy reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Part Two of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,729 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Joker - Complete
Vivisection reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker - Complete
Trying for the Kingdom
[Things We Lost in the Fire 2007] After Jerry returns from rehab, he and Kelly find a new path.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
The Firewhiskey Conspiracy reviews
In a move of cold-hearted, premeditated persecution, the Weasley brothers kidnap their little sister and take her out for a night of drinking, reminiscing, and interrogation as they try to understand exactly why she seems to have fallen into a relationship with one of the family's sworn enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Malady reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,274 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,069 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Confusion reviews
Fred and George hide out by the lake and discuss morning disorientation. Drabble, no spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Asylum reviews
Gotham is full of crazies. Batman definitely has his hands full with two stalkers, an aspiring crime lord, a brand spanking new serial killer... and plenty of drama at home. Bruce, Alfred, and Jenn are back. Read Haven first.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 103,560 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Sect reviews
Poor Malachai. He was simply walking peacefully in the cornfield when one of the children approached him, crying wolf. The wolf in question, Jess Hart, was simply looking for a payphone, but outlanders in Gatlin are never well received.
Children of the Corn - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 63,178 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Complete
T'ieves reviews
Duncan reluctantly takes his sister, Juliet, along with him to the pikey camp to buy a car for business purposes. He's enraged when he finds that the price has been raised, but Mickey offers a deal that Juliet just can't pass up.
Snatch - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/3/2007 - Complete
Catfight reviews
SCREAMINGwhispers' challenge. Batman isn't immune to mistakes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2007 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Haven reviews
Jenn Redgrove has just returned from attending college in England, forced back to Gotham by her officious billionaire father. Upon meeting Bruce Wayne, she begins discouraging a relationship as her father seems to desire it, but fate has other plans...
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 96,193 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 647 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/23/2006 - Published: 10/18/2005 - Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Gauntlet reviews
Ginny's engaged... and now she has to run the gauntlet of six brothers who have something to say about it. DG, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,506 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
Cough Syrup reviews
Spike has to give Dawn her cough medicine. Dawn doesn't want to take her cough medicine.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,726 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/30/2006 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Spike, Dawn S. - Complete
Unjust reviews
Ginny is upset about the way a certain fish is treated by the Merpeople and feels a need to rant to Draco. 200 word drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/22/2005 - Ginny W., Draco M. - Complete
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