Doctor Harley Quinnhide bio
 Author has written 13 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Prisoners, Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency, Far Cry, and Gotham. Villains are usually my thing. This is largely a Nolanverse Batman (Joker) zone, but I dabble all over the place, so don't hold me to it. Because I'm absolutely terrible at responding to PMs when I'm not actively posting a work, here are a couple of blanket statements to save you from having to wait for a reply that I might forget to send for like a year: while it's always flattering to be asked, I don't do requests, unfortunately-- I'm a slow writer, so between trying to write all the fic I want to and working on original fiction, I simply don't have the time. If you'd like to translate any of my works into a language other than English, the answer is always yes, you absolutely may-- thank you for the compliment, and Godspeed! Just credit me as the author of the original work, please, and if you'd like to send a message with a heads-up that you're taking on a translation project, I always appreciate it. jokerfic on tumblr. |
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neighbor by cithrin reviews
Julia's new neighbor is a strange and terrifying puzzle. Set a couple of years before TDK. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,825 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 440 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/23/2018 - Published: 7/12/2016 - Joker, OC
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,269 - Reviews: 1666 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 794 - Updated: 2/17/2017 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Innominata by Liluri reviews
Born into a family of funeral directors and embalmers, the dead never scared her. It was the living she always worried about.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 131,528 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 8/7/2015 - Published: 12/19/2013 - J. Crane, OC
Casts & Slings by caballlah reviews
Marie meets another survivor.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Jesse P., Marie S. - Complete
The Fever Sings in Mental Wires by eekz reviews
In which ten years pass and an unusual friendship develops from the rubble of the world. A slow-burn Alpha/Adelle featuring an Adelle/Dominic subplot and an evolving psychopath who'd rather not have feelings.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Adelle D., Alpha] - Complete
Oh How Bright the Path by xcgirl08 reviews
It was fitting, really, that before things reached their conclusion I should wake up to find him sitting by the foot of my bed once again. After all, he was incorrigible. Mattie, LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 1,326 - Follows: 356 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Genuine Need by ellathedreamer reviews
Being rich, smart, & pretty doesn't make being a mutant any easier. While juggling dual roles as the Avenging Angel & an average college kid, Warren Worthington III discovers that despite his best efforts, he can't keep living life as a recluse. AngelOFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,755 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Angel/Warren W. III
Orbit by Scarlet Child reviews
You’ve made your bed, now lie in it, knives or no knives. Harley/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 2008 - Favs: 2,257 - Follows: 834 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Southern Growl by VanyaElda reviews
Sometime after 'Dead End', Lindsey is still looking for answers and much to his disgruntlement, his curious younger brother tags along. Brotherly rivalry and banter ensues. Beware, country boys ahead. One shot.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lindsey M. - Complete
Wishing on the Dog Star by AureliaMerula reviews
[Lords of Dogtown] It's early 1976 and Jess and her mom have moved from South New Jersey to Venice CA in search of a better life. It doesn't take long for Jess to cross paths with the Dogtown locals, but will acceptance be easy?
Lords of Dogtown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 117,749 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Routines by Puck the Faerie reviews
It is almost a routine to Jackson, taking notes on Lisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Mischief by redwolfoz reviews
Mischief!verse. 100 word drabble & ficlet series. Spike and Dawn are the perfect cohorts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Spike, Dawn S.
Lost In Space by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Alternate Universe-At the beginning of the movie, Vincent gets into a different cab, not Max's. This is sort of a retelling of the movie, things are altered to fit the new character, who is NOT a MarySue. BONUS CHAPTER-Deleted Scenes!
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Solace by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "Soulless." Life with a sociopathic contract killer isn't all fun and games. Vincent and Victoria run into more than one kind of trouble. Detective Fanning isn't dead, and Claudia wants some revenge. Rating for violence.
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Soulless by SpadesJade reviews
A wounded Vincent goes to visit an old friend who can patch him up. He gets caught up in an attempted hit on one of the biggest kingpins in the city, and Vincent always does what Vincent does best. Except Victoria is a bit of a complication...
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Caught by the Past by rythmteck reviews
Sequel to 'Inconvenient' - A threat from Winn's past comes back to haunt the happy couple. No one comes out of life unscathed, but will they make it through this intact? Three lives are in the balance, and everything at stake. ::COMPLETE::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Insanity of the X Kids: Heat Wave by Stretch reviews
It's the worst heat wave in 12 years and, thanks to a certain student, the mansion has no air conditioner. Just imagine the insanity that errupts! Please R&R! COMPLETE & REVISED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Improbable Eden by Aelora reviews
Finished fanfic centering on Lex and original character. Sequel coming soon.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 557 - Favs: 816 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fun and Games by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 9/15/2001 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Heard the latest? by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren't the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
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I'm Your Man reviews
Jerome Valeska is locked away from the world in Arkham Asylum, and Isabel Montalvo very much is not, but he's not going to let an inconsequential little detail like that get in the way of their relationship. [sinner; saint 2.0]
Gotham - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 98,120 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/15 - Published: 12/6/2024 - [Jerome V./The Joker, OC] O. Cobblepot/The Penguin, V. Zsasz
Fraternization reviews
Fraternize (frat·er·nize \ˈfra-tər-ˌnīz): to associate on close terms with members of a hostile group, especially when contrary to military orders. Or: Jacob Seed and the Junior Deputy are finding it increasingly difficult to want to avoid one another.
Far Cry - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 197,135 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/29/2023 - Published: 10/25/2018 - [Jacob S., The Junior Deputy] - Complete
Crush reviews
As a practice run early in their reign of terror, the Maniax snatch two girls off the street. Among their new hostages, Jerome Valeska sees easy pickings. He's not seeing clearly. [sinner; saint 1.0]
Gotham - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 44,706 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 10/5/2019 - Published: 8/12/2019 - [Jerome V./The Joker, OC] Barbara K., Theo G. - Complete
Funny Business reviews
Some days, being the Joker's harlequin helper is as glamorous a job as it sounds—schmoozing with big names, acting as the right hand of the most powerful man in the city, and the like—but more often, Harley gets the feeling that she's only there because the Lost Boys need a mother. Even one as shabbily suited to the job as she is. [Bad Jokes 2.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 36,541 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 10/31/2016 - Joker
Shockwave reviews
We all fall down! [Pastimes 4/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,566 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/19/2018 - Published: 5/21/2018 - [Joker, OC] J. Gordon, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
Emma Vane is in witness protection. This doesn't matter. [Pastimes 3/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,001 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 9/9/2017 - Published: 7/15/2017 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Welcome Home reviews
Amanda adjusts to life with the Rowdy Three.
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/14/2017 - Published: 1/30/2017 - Amanda B., Gripps, Cross, Martin - Complete
The Ringmaster reviews
Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to get her killed half the time. [Bad Jokes 2]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,835 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 117,240 - Reviews: 1052 - Favs: 1,019 - Follows: 361 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fearless reviews
If Detective Loki ever took the time to think about his primary drives and rank them in order, the need to help people would be number one. The desire to control his environment might factor in as well. Fear wouldn't even make the list.
Prisoners - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013 - D. Loki
Strategy reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Pastimes 2/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,526 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - [Joker, OC] - Complete
Vivisection reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Pastimes 1/4]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 51,091 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Malady reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,121 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Joker - Complete