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Joined 03-09-04, id: 551135, Profile Updated: 03-05-15
Author has written 8 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, Harry Potter, and Misc. Movies.

The Joker is the boss here. His visits tend to last for a while and, as can only be expected, are frequently accompanied by sleep deprivation, twitching eyes, the tendency to talk to (or angrily mutter at) myself, and a general sense of restlessness unless I'm writing. I've learned to enjoy it. Stockholm syndrome and all that.

I'm Sara, 25. I write a lot of original fiction, but I wholeheartedly enjoy writing and reading fanfiction as well. I believe there are many merits to it and that it's a useful exercise, not to mention it's just fun, so whenever I need a break from the worlds I've made, I'll skip into someone else's. Usually Batman's, because again, the Joker calls the shots. I hope you enjoy.

Currently Drafting:

Untitled - third installment of the Pastimes series
Untitled - Poison Ivy partner piece to the Bad Jokes series

Further Reading

Brief article about original female characters, written by author Seanan McGuire
Archive housing my older fanfiction
Bad Jokes blog (also covers other Batman fic)
Author website - original fiction downloads and further information.

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Casts & Slings by seriousish reviews
Marie meets another survivor.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2014 - Jesse P., Marie S. - Complete
The Fever Sings in Mental Wires by eekz reviews
In which ten years pass and an unusual friendship develops from the rubble of the world. A slow-burn Alpha/Adelle featuring an Adelle/Dominic subplot and an evolving psychopath who'd rather not have feelings.
Dollhouse - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,093 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2013 - [Adelle D., Alpha] - Complete
Clockwork by HoistTheColours reviews
Upon stumbling into an abandoned apartment building, the Joker encounters a little girl.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,314 - Reviews: 1575 - Favs: 975 - Follows: 558 - Updated: 2/24/2012 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Joker - Complete
Oh How Bright the Path by xcgirl08 reviews
It was fitting, really, that before things reached their conclusion I should wake up to find him sitting by the foot of my bed once again. After all, he was incorrigible. Mattie, LaBoeuf.
True Grit, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,955 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Complete
We Keep the Wall Between Us As We Go by Heist reviews
Good fences make good neighbors. She keeps crawling under... and around, and over... his. Pre-romance. Sort of.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Nerd by Night Monkey reviews
The Joker sets out to prove that the Scarecrow is nothing more than a nerd. Can Dr. Crane show that mad scientist and geek are not synonymous? Will he have any dignity left by the end of the Joker's experiment?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 85,066 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 3/5/2009 - The Joker, Johnathan C./Scarecrow - Complete
The Mouth: An Aside by Fyrefly reviews
#3. Deadpool double-shot. Siryn, aka Theresa Rourke Cassidy, is a student at the X-mansion. One night she spots a mysterious masked man outside on the X-mansion grounds. A movie rendition of a comic theme.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 29,410 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Siryn - Complete
Of Cupid and Psyche by Chibi-no-oneesan reviews
Sarah left Jareth nursing a broken heart in the Underground. What she didn't know was his mother was so furious at the state of her son, she set a curse upon Sarah Williams. And the only person who can save her is the Goblin King. rating increased
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,775 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
Eden In A Box 2 by CSI Clue reviews
Tony and Pepper stumble through the highs and lows of a relationship.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,172 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Complete
Genuine Need by ellathedreamer reviews
Being rich, smart, & pretty doesn't make being a mutant any easier. While juggling dual roles as the Avenging Angel & an average college kid, Warren Worthington III discovers that despite his best efforts, he can't keep living life as a recluse. AngelOFC.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 110,755 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/18/2006 - Angel
Eden in a Box by CSI Clue reviews
Making a life together is never easy; Pepper and Tony make the attempt.
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,340 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/4/2008 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
Orbit by Scarlet Child reviews
You’ve made your bed, now lie in it, knives or no knives. Harley/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Joker
Convergence II: Saving Seth by SpadesJade reviews
Two girls, twins, one an excon, the other an heiress. Recently reunited, they go looking for the Geckos in Mexico. Why? Guest Starring Agent Sands from Once Upon A Time In Mexico, Blackheart from Ghostrider, & Alex Tully from Drive! Because I said so...
From Dusk Till Dawn - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 84,293 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 12/28/2004 - Complete
A Different Story by rythmteck reviews
The same old story all over again. Boy meets girl. Boy kidnaps girl. Girl vows revenge. Love complications the situation from both ends.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 159,785 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 7/10/2006 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Once Upon a Freakin' Time by Evadne reviews
The Death Eaters attempt to do bad things, but mostly just do things badly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 29,923 - Reviews: 1959 - Favs: 2,039 - Follows: 694 - Updated: 2/15/2008 - Published: 8/7/2002 - Voldemort, Severus S.
Cat's Bells by Philippa reviews
SCREAMINGwhispers' challenge: A perilous villainess is making tracks across Gotham's rooftops.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,817 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/19/2007 - Complete
Paying for Vengeance by Just-a-moment reviews
They take her in. They become her friends. They give her a new reason to fight. But will Katie's past mean the end of the Saints? MurphyOC, ConnorOC
Boondock Saints - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 256,382 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/27/2006 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Toward a Dark Horizon by Philippa reviews
When Bruce's custody of Richard Grayson is challenged, he finds himself in a deadly race to discover the truth about his young ward.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 47 - Words: 130,540 - Reviews: 856 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/19/2006 - Published: 8/1/2005 - Complete
Southern Growl by VanyaElda reviews
Sometime after 'Dead End', Lindsey is still looking for answers and much to his disgruntlement, his curious younger brother tags along. Brotherly rivalry and banter ensues. Beware, country boys ahead. One shot.
Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,778 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/25/2006 - Lindsey M. - Complete
Symbiotic by pixie paramount reviews
When he kisses her, she thinks of anyone but him. — Violet/Olaf. Oneshot.
Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Violet B., Count O. - Complete
Pillow Talk by chemqueen reviews
Ally Cameron and Greg House never expected to have this conversation in the middle of the night. 'I hit you because you won’t calm down enough to STOP MAKING FACES at my family pictures and START LISTENING to me . . . I'M PREGNANT'. [Oneshot] [Complete]
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2006 - A. Cameron, G. House - Complete
Wishing on the Dog Star by AureliaMerula reviews
[Lords of Dogtown] It's early 1976 and Jess and her mom have moved from South New Jersey to Venice CA in search of a better life. It doesn't take long for Jess to cross paths with the Dogtown locals, but will acceptance be easy?
Lords of Dogtown - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 117,749 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/15/2006 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Complete
Downfall Series: Part One, My First Taste by Aelora reviews
The following is my interpretation of Clark Kent if he were to have been a female. This is not Supergirl it is based on the WB's Smallville and their vision of Clark as a teenager only ‘he’ is a ‘she’. There will likely be three separate sections to t
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 554,155 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 3/6/2006 - Published: 4/23/2003
Into the Rose Garden by Dryad13 reviews
Sarah has good grades, a circle of friends, and a cute boyfriend. Life's great...right? So why does she have the strange feeling that something's missing? Fairy tales show that magic will make you or break you. Which category does she belong in?
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 109,232 - Reviews: 640 - Favs: 863 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/8/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Complete
Routines by Puck the Faerie reviews
It is almost a routine to Jackson, taking notes on Lisa.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,311 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/26/2005 - Published: 8/22/2005 - Complete
Dark My Light by Blodeuedd reviews
The childhood of Dr. Jonathan Crane was a dark one, marked by cruelty, pain, and loss. What happens when the arrival of a new intern at Arkham Asylum revives memories of what he's sought to forget? A bizarre account of unnatural love and inevitable ruin.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,436 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/22/2005 - Published: 8/5/2005 - Complete
Mischief by redwolfoz reviews
Mischief!verse. 100 word drabble & ficlet series. Spike and Dawn are the perfect cohorts.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 4,348 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/2/2005 - Published: 2/2/2004 - Spike, Dawn S.
Lost In Space by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Alternate Universe-At the beginning of the movie, Vincent gets into a different cab, not Max's. This is sort of a retelling of the movie, things are altered to fit the new character, who is NOT a MarySue. BONUS CHAPTER-Deleted Scenes!
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 49,480 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/6/2005 - Published: 10/31/2004 - Complete
Solace by SpadesJade reviews
COMPLETE! Sequel to "Soulless." Life with a sociopathic contract killer isn't all fun and games. Vincent and Victoria run into more than one kind of trouble. Detective Fanning isn't dead, and Claudia wants some revenge. Rating for violence.
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,115 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 15 - Updated: 10/10/2004 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Complete
Soulless by SpadesJade reviews
A wounded Vincent goes to visit an old friend who can patch him up. He gets caught up in an attempted hit on one of the biggest kingpins in the city, and Vincent always does what Vincent does best. Except Victoria is a bit of a complication...
Collateral - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,221 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/4/2004 - Published: 8/26/2004 - Complete
Caught by the Past by rythmteck reviews
Sequel to 'Inconvenient' - A threat from Winn's past comes back to haunt the happy couple. No one comes out of life unscathed, but will they make it through this intact? Three lives are in the balance, and everything at stake. ::COMPLETE::
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 173,368 - Reviews: 639 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/20/2004 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Insanity of the X Kids: Heat Wave by Stretch reviews
It's the worst heat wave in 12 years and, thanks to a certain student, the mansion has no air conditioner. Just imagine the insanity that errupts! Please R&R! COMPLETE & REVISED!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,730 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/4/2003 - Published: 10/18/2003 - Complete
Inconvenient by rythmteck reviews
If coincidences are accidental, why do they seem so contrived? A story of coincidences, inconveniences, and a bit of love on the high seas. "Funny 'ole World, isn't it?" Has a little bit of everything for everybody. And a lot of Jack. COMPLETE
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 120,772 - Reviews: 523 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/3/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Complete
Improbable Eden by Aelora reviews
Finished fanfic centering on Lex and original character. Sequel coming soon.
Smallville - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 114,377 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/11/2003 - Published: 6/8/2002
The Past Didn't Go Anywhere by Fearthainn reviews
It is 2010, 12 years after Voldemort's downfall, and Draco Malfoy has returned to England at long last. A Draco/Ginny Story. Revised and Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 118,453 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 634 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2002 - Published: 7/17/2001 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Fun and Games by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 7: As the saying goes...'And Now for something Completely Different'
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/15/2001 - Bruce W./Batman, Selina K./Catwoman - Complete
Heard the latest? by chris dee reviews
Cat—Tales 3: Bruce and Selina aren't the only Gothamites with private lives between the panels
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,839 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/24/2001 - Complete
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The Ringmaster reviews
Harley wants the Joker. The Joker wants Batman. Batman's busy trying to corral Gotham's newest crime lord, Oswald Cobblepot… and Cobblepot seems strangely invested in Harley. It's a circus out there in Gotham's underworld, but fortunately for Harley Quinn, she's got the best guide a girl could ask for—even if he DOES seem to be trying to kill her half the time. Sequel to Bad Jokes.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 144,938 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 3/21 - Published: 7/21/2014 - Joker - Complete
Bad Jokes reviews
Harley sees a case that could make her career. The Joker sees a naïve young therapist with a breakable mind. Swiftly, he lures her into a downward spiral, resulting in her defeat and rebirth as Harley Quinn, the only one capable of surviving at his side.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 120,459 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 627 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 7/28/2014 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Joker - Complete
Fearless reviews
If Detective Loki ever took the time to think about his primary drives and rank them in order, the need to help people would be number one. The desire to control his environment might factor in as well. Fear wouldn't even make the list. [Prisoners 2013]
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,061 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/16/2014 - Published: 12/26/2013
Strategy reviews
Once a pawn makes it all the way across the board, she becomes a queen. Emma is not a queen. Yet. [Part Two of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,729 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 3/18/2013 - Joker, OC - Complete
Vivisection reviews
Sometimes, the immediate kill isn't the most entertaining result. Sometimes, the Joker first prefers to open things up and jab at their insides to see how they work. [Part One of the Pastimes Series]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,926 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/18/2013 - Published: 11/24/2008 - Joker, OC - Complete
Trying for the Kingdom
[Things We Lost in the Fire 2007] After Jerry returns from rehab, he and Kelly find a new path.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,512 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Complete
The Firewhiskey Conspiracy reviews
In a move of cold-hearted, premeditated persecution, the Weasley brothers kidnap their little sister and take her out for a night of drinking, reminiscing, and interrogation as they try to understand exactly why she seems to have fallen into a relationship with one of the family's sworn enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - [Ginny W., Draco M.] - Complete
Malady reviews
The Joker is sick, so Harley does what any girl with a deathly ill, overachieving partner would do— she drugs him and handcuffs him to the bed until he gets better. [Bad Jokes 1.5]
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,287 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Joker - Complete
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