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A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.
As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.
The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re post it.
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1) You duel with Xyz Monsters because Zexal showed you how to do it.
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Pick 10 Characters that you like:
1. Ema Skye (Ace Attorney)
2. Ringabel (Bravely Default)
3. Yuzu Hiragi (Arc V)
4. Oikawa Tooru (Haikyu!!)
5. Yew Geneolgia (Bravely Second)
6. Tiz Arrior (Bravely Default)
7. White (PokeSpe)
8. Chrom (Fire Emblem Awakening)
9. Jakob (Fire Emblem Fates)
10. Apollo Justice (Ace Attorney)
1 woke you up in the middle of the night? Ema
"Get in the car, loser, we're going sciencing."
2 asked you to go out with him? Ringabel
Honestly I'm not surprised
3 walked into the bathroom while you were showering? Yuzu
Wouldn't be too bad, we'd just go our separate ways like nothing happened
4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow? Oikawa and Jakob
Nice to see he's gotten into something that's not sci-fi, but Silas is a better husband, even if Dwyer is the best kid
5 cooked you dinner? Yew
I WILL EAT IT ALL AND ENJOY IT BY GUM
7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family? White
CAN I GET A HECK YEAH
8 got into the hospital somehow? Chrom
"It's a chromplicated situation. . ."
9 made fun of your friends? Jakob
Of course he did, I'll just remind him that Dwyer's coffee is better.
10 ignored you all the time. Apollo
He's got to get stuff done, so I don't mind
Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do? Ema
Get me to safety and help the investigation track the killers down, and do science in the process
You're on vacation with 2 and manage to break your leg. What will 2 do? Ringabel
"Do not fear, my darling, for I am prepared for every circumstance!" *white mage asterisk and overly dramatic flair*
It's your birthday. What will 3 give you? Yuzu
Something really nice and thought through! Maybe a mix of songs she thought fit me or some playlists for day to day activities
You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What will 4 do? Oikawa
Assuming we vaguely get along, freak out and start crying and call Iwa-chan
You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do? Yew
Inspire me and try to fight anyone who makes fun of me (calm down bb its alright)
You're about to marry 10. What's 6's reaction? Apollo and Tiz
Congratulate us, maybe send Agnes to help me calm down if I'm stressing out
You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up? White
We'd spend all night watching cartoons and musicals with ice cream and she'd criticize and compliment the acting
You're angry about it afterwards. How does 8 calm you down? Chrom
HAHAHA he tries so hard, but in the end the way it gets through is me being bewildered at his attempts
You compete in a tournament. How does 9 support you? Jakob
Snide but well meaning comments and yelling at the ref
You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do? Apollo
CHORDS OF STEEL
Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why? Ema
Cute, beautiful, sarcastic, done with everything, scientist, detective, gets excited over little things, doesn't take crap from anyone, goes after her dreams, intelligent
You're with Number 3 and introduce her to your parents. Will they get along? Yuzu
Yep! Yuzu is amazing and great with people
Number 4 loves Number 9 as well. What does that mean? Oikawa and Jakob
S-Support for sass here we come *train whistle blowing*
Will Number 5 and 6 ever kiss? Yew and Tiz
I could see it happening, it would probably be a spur of the moment "I can't believe we're both alive" sort of deal
You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind? White
CRAP DOES IT LOOK BAD I SHOULD GET IT CHANGED
Number 8 thinks he'll never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. What will you tell him? Chrom
turns laughter into coughs as I think of his tumblr tag* I don't think you have to worry much hahahAHAHA
Number 9 is too shy to face you and confesses their love by sending an email. Now what? Jakob
Dangit Jakob get your life together
Would 2 trust 5? Ringabel and Yew
I'd like to think so, after all, Yew is his protoge
4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that? Oikawa and Apollo
CHORDS OF STEEL
If 6 and 3 cooked you dinner, what would they make? Tiz and Yuzu
Something simple, probably. NO MUTTON PLS TIZ
7 won the lottery? White
Good, she deserves a break from worrying about money
8 has quite a big secret? Chrom
It's probably a pun tbh
What if 9 became a singer? Jakob
THE FANGIRLING IS REAL. BEAUTIFUL.
What would 1 think of 2? Ema and Ringabel
"Great, another glimmerous fop, and this one can travel dimensions"
What would 4 envy about 5? Oikawa and Yew
(This is funny because they have the same Japanese VA lol) Having a companion from the moon
What dream would 5 have about 6? Yew and Tiz
(haha you mean dreams) Probably about how epic Tiz was back in game one
What do 6 and 7 have in common? Tiz and White
LOSING SOMEONE AT THE LAST SECOND *weeps*
What would make 7 angry at 8? White and Chrom
Calling musicals silly on accident
Where would 8 meet 9? Chrom and Jakob
That one DLC haha but yeah probably on the battlefield or during a treaty
What would 9 never dare tell 10? Jakob and Apollo
That he wants to learn chords of steel
4 gets a job at Chuck E. Cheese? Oikawa
Oh no he's going to be mean to kids if they're better at the games than him
8 buys a computer. What is the first thing he does on it? Chrom
Call it a 'Chromputer'
1 discovers technology and doesn't know if it's better than the natural world. What do you tell her? Ema
throws science and chocolate snackoos at her* REMEMBER WHO ARE
Number 9 gives you a bagel. Would you eat it? Jakob
1 offers you a CD. Considering her tastes, would you listen to it? Ema
8 reads your fanfictions and complains. What it is about? Chrom
Not enough of him or puns
9 can't stand 1, so how does he get his revenge when she spills Soda all over him? Jakob and Ema
THUS THE WAR OF PETTINESS BEGINS *buys and burns all the bags of snackoos in the area*
10 starts working at a bar. Apollo
Hoo boy, this is ironic
Number 3 decides to go swimming. Do you go with her? Yuzu
OF COURSE I DO
6 and 1 have a deep conversation. What is it most likely about? Tiz and Ema
His soul/lack thereof
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21. WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
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Silence is golden, but duck-tape is silver.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
"Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss." - Douglas Adams
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ... - Louis Hector Berlioz
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. - Henny Youngman
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch
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