Goddess of Idun
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Joined 03-11-04, id: 552319, Profile Updated: 10-28-13
Author has written 18 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Mulan, Ninja Turtles, Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, Supernatural, and Sherlock.

03-06-2012: I updated Donatello and the Swede Syndrome. I. Actually. Updated. o_O

23-03-2012: Jesus, it HAS been long! Stumbled past and realized that I haven't updated my profile for five years. o_O To be fair, I've barely updated any stories either during that time - wait - that wasn't much of an apology, was it? Um...

So anyway. Some general info about me.

Swedish, Capricorn (the "old" star signs that is), afraid of mannequins, allergic to nuts, drinks half a litre of tea a day, two younger sisters, loves the UK, dislikes horror movies, has about a million books in her room, listens to Tori Amos, brown hair, can recite Ursula's monologue from The Little Mermaid out of memory (and I don't even like the stupid movie - it's just stuck there), puts pills on her tongue with the text side up, always counts railway carriages, fantasizes too much for her own darn good.

The language used in some of my older stories is sometimes really poor, I know that. (My excuse is that English isn't my first language.) I'd rewrite them, but I just can't bother, so here's an official apology in advance.

I don't like flames - who does? - but constructive criticism is much appreciated. :) Enjoy my fics!

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Bilbo Baggins: Frying Pan Wielder by WeStandHereUnited reviews
Bilbo Baggins was about as frightening as a baby rabbit, that was to say: not at all. Or at least, that is what Thorin Oakenshield had thought up until that fateful night. The dwarf had worried before over how the hobbit would fare when they reached the mountain...now? That dragon was toast. Turns out hobbits can be very dangerous creatures when given a frying pan to swing around
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,844 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 769 - Follows: 471 - Updated: 6/29/2016 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Glóin, Legolas
Cupid's Cove by Spockaholic reviews
Kirk and Spock are mistaken for lovers and sent to spend their shore leave at a tacky couples resort. Slashiness is the only logical outcome. Abandon hope of het fic, all ye who enter here.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,318 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 532 - Updated: 3/10/2016 - Published: 6/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
An Unexpected Viewing, or: Excellent Burglar Material Indeed by Itar94 reviews
One moment the Company of Thorin Oakenshield are enjoying their brief respite at Beorn's house, completely unaware that they are being watched - and that a kidnapping is just about to ensue. But not to worry though! There's popcorn. Popcorn good. (or: the start of a silly little series wherein the Dwarves and Bilbo get to watch themselves. On widescreen.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,925 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/4/2016 - Published: 7/26/2015 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Romantics? by Empress of Everything reviews
This is the real story of how the Company escaped the Goblins, all thanks to Bofur's quick thinking and an unexpected plot twist. {Fem!Bilbo, AU, and CRACK. PURE UTTER CRACK.}
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2015 - [Bofur, Bilbo B.] The Goblin King - Complete
Half-Life by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
Tag to "Deadlock." Harry isn't alone; B'Elanna knows how it feels to lose your "other half."
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/16/2015 - H. Kim, B. Torres - Complete
Don's Secret by hummerhouse reviews
Sharing an emotional burden usually brings relief, but sometimes it's a cause for more fear. Multi-chapter, 2k3. References to SAINW. Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,710 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/5/2015 - Published: 8/30/2015 - Complete
Can't Say We're In Love by Cody Thomas reviews
Everyone has thought Bilbo and Thorin have been together for years now. They're not. They're just friends, close friends yes, but it's never been anything more. But no one believes them. This is even more aggravating due to the fact they each are in love with someone else, who won't even consider getting between them. It's time for drastic measures.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,145 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2015 - Bilbo B., Bofur, Thorin, Ori
What We Treasure by dancing in daydreams reviews
What Thorin's Company finds in Erebor is not quite what they expected - or, as Gandalf says: once again, mushrooms save the day!
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/9/2015 - Bilbo B., Thorin, Gandalf - Complete
Down the Hobbit Hole and Other Stories by Rose and Psyche reviews
In which Smaug, the Ring and the Arkenstone are Revealed for what they Truly are. The Way the Hobbit really went (Tolkien was misinformed). No Romance...because honestly, did you spot any in the book?
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,312 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/18/2015 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B., Smaug - Complete
A Ranger's Patience by penpenhooray reviews
Aragorn has dealt with some shit over the past few years. But a war for Middle Earth is nothing when compared to the dance that Legolas and Gimli were doing around each other. Honestly, everyone in Middle Earth knew those two were in love. But one night after the war, Aragorn's patience runs out, and he goes about making sure his friends sort out their feelings
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 937 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/7/2015 - [Legolas, Gimli] Aragorn, Elrond - Complete
For a Bit of Love by Neferit reviews
Bofur suffers from his cheerful personality - because everybody thinks he's a fun tumble, but nobody considers that he'd be good for a long term relationship, too. At least, until he meets Bell Baggins. Genderswap AU, kink meme fill.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Duplicate by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
Naomi Wildman uncovers the truth about her birth. Suffice to say, the revelation is difficult.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2015 - Icheb, Naomi W., S. Wildman, Mezoti
Ship-Wide Survey by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
What are those background crewmen always working on, as they type away at their PADDs? One of them is working on a survey. The question: an age-old riddle...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2015 - Chakotay, Naomi W., OC - Complete
Hypoallergenic by dancing in daydreams reviews
Kíli smuggled his pet naked mole-rat onto the quest. Not everybody is happy about that...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2015 - Kíli, Smaug, Thorin - Complete
You Mess With Them, You Mess With Me by TheSilentHobbit reviews
(Post!BotFA AU) The company of Thorin Oakenshield was settled on the idea of peace after the battle- How wrong they were. As dwarves return back to the Lonely Mountain, our favourite dwarves are faced with months of death threats, stalking and harassment. This tale starts with Bilbo's re-entrance into Erebor and how he took care of the problem. {BAMF!Protective!Bilbo} (Oneshot)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/1/2015 - Gandalf, Bilbo B. - Complete
One Ring to rule them all - Or not? by Wingsister Miri reviews
The Dark Lord Sauron has just completed his Master Ring of Power. But what is he to do when a man shows up opposing him who can control metal?
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2015 - Elrond, Sauron, Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
MOMENTS (CHAPTER 1- MYSTERY) by goldenboat reviews
SUMMARY- This is a new story universe on Alex/Phai. Each chapter will comprise of a separate story and will deal with various moments of their lives. CHAPTER SUMMARY- Alexander becomes a king and decides to make a grand gesture on his beloved's birthday...cancelling his original plan. The result is a lot of lousy lies, confusion, silliness and Mystery.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Complete
Why Not to Steal a Company's Burglar by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Bilbo's fascination with elves is becoming a problem in Rivendell because the elves seem to have a fascination with him too and it looks almost like they're attempting to steal the hobbit for themselves. This, of course, will not stand amongst the dwarves, who hae decided to do whatever it takes to make sure Bilbo leaves with them.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,908 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/5/2014 - [Bilbo B., Thorin] - Complete
Mutiny at Opis by delos13 reviews
Ever wondered how Alexander spent his time when his troops rebelled at Opis and he furiously shut himself off the world in his tent? Here is one of the 'possible' versions. Should I even bother with declaration of "never happened in reality"?
Alexander - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2014
If You Give Your Dwarves a Mountain by AMMO121 reviews
If you give your dwarves a mountain... A parody of 'If you give a mouse a cookie' but with dwarves! And their hobbit.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,728 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Crazy Happenings by Overlord Rousdower reviews
In which Nero is resurrected, Khan is woken up, Spock goes to use the restroom and Kirk is angry, surprised and flabbergasted.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/22/2014 - Published: 5/8/2014 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan, Spock - Complete
Place in This World by Rosa Cotton reviews
The dwarves were very happy. They were all alive. Bilbo had been restored to them. Erebor was being refurbished. And the hobbit hole was coming along nicely – a surprise for the littlest member of their family. Then one day Bilbo mentioned planning…home…returning to the Shire… Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,644 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 37 - Published: 5/21/2014 - Gandalf, Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Self-Satisfied Smile by PenroseStairs reviews
High School AU. When Spock's family is called to Earth for his father's work, his mother encourages him to enrol in a Terran school. There he meats Jim Kirk, a mischievous hot-head who never seems to stop smiling. Despite himself, Spock cannot resist the desire to know the boy behind the self-satisfied smile. K/S slash. Rated M for swearing and sexual content.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,227 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/28/2014 - Published: 4/20/2014 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Pieces of Family by Rosa Cotton reviews
COMPLETE! Bilbo is ready to sleep until spring arrives at Erebor. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,746 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/5/2014 - Published: 2/28/2014 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Captain's Log: Stardate, uh, of incredible importance, I assure you by DeathOfSanity reviews
Space... The Final ... um, what's that word again? Dammit! How do you rewind this thing? Crack humor, with a little slash thrown in. Eventually. Probably. The future's a bit unclear at this point.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 7,919 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 9/21/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Stay by Rosa Cotton reviews
Gloin has a change of heart concerning his son's friendship with Prince Legolas. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Legolas, Gimli, Glóin - Complete
Unexpected Reunions and Delayed Introductions by Rosa Cotton reviews
Thranduil did not expect that the first time he saw Legolas in nearly a year would be like this: his son frantic and fearful, snarling at the guards who approached too close, begging him to the help the unconscious dwarf in the prince's arms. Movieverse. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2014 - Thranduil, Legolas, Gimli - Complete
To Help A (Bored) Friend by KaiahAurora reviews
In between missions, Captain Kirk gets bored - really bored - and his friends and crew will do anything to help him. So, when Spock, McCoy, and Scotty start acting strangely, it's only natural for their captain to investigate. Rated: K because it's pure fluff.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,634 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2014 - J. Kirk, L. McCoy, M. Scott, Spock - Complete
Forbidden by Mendeia reviews
Series of related one-shots. It isn't just Master Splinter who tries to enforce rules in the lair...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,705 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Complete
Desolation of Smaug Countdown Calendar by Chamelaucium reviews
Or, "The Trials of a Three-foot Burglar". An 'advent calendar' counting down until the release of the second Hobbit film: 25 fluffy, silly one-shots about Bilbo and the other members of Thorin and Company. *Ch 25: Family. *Now Complete.*
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 25 - Words: 10,587 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/13/2013 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur, Ori - Complete
Bofur's Hobbit by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bofur receives an unusual Yuletide gift which has unexpected consequences. Movieverse, AU. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Our Burglar by Rosa Cotton reviews
Bilbo's enthusiasm for Rivendell, particularly the elves, does not sit well with the dwarves. So one by one they broach the subject with Lord Elrond. Threatening? Ha! Who said anything about making threats? Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/12/2013 - Complete
Vindicated by g33kg1rl reviews
Ten years in the future after the 'Leave it to Raphie' series. Over the years, Raph and Donnie have kept their promise to Splinter to stay apart, but as time passes and they grow up, slowly realizing who they are, what they want, and who, they have to come to terms they may have to break the rules; or stay apart forever. turtlecest RaphxDon Lemon & LeoxMikey Lemon - angst-galore
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 103,049 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/10/2013 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
Brave by Aelimir reviews
Vulcan never accepted the teachings of Surak and started a war with humans. Spock secretly follows Surak, but still has obligations to his tribe he fulfills for the war. When Spock's ship, the Eridani, captures Kirk, his life changes in ways he'd never imagined.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] - Complete
Simply Irresistible by hummerhouse reviews
Who doesn't love Donatello? Mild TCest and a whole lot of desire. Pairings: Sydney/Don, Jhanna/Don, Renet/Don, Raph/Don
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,611 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/13/2013 - Donatello, Raphael, Sydny, Renet - Complete
Yours, Ours, and Mine by Rosa Cotton reviews
There is "our hobbit," and then there's "our hobbit." Yes, there IS a difference. Movieverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/5/2013 - Bilbo B., Dwalin - Complete
In Which the Tribbles Inadvertently Aid the Course of Destiny by Ratkinzluver33 reviews
The Tribbles attack the Enterprise, accidentally triggering an embarrassing course of events that (frequently) make Bones want to cry.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/30/2013 - [J. Kirk, Spock] L. McCoy/Bones, N. Uhura - Complete
Here With Me by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas sings Gimli to sleep – and not for the first time. AU. Fluff galore. No slash.
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,658 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 25 - Published: 9/20/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Elvenking Thranduil, Thorin - Complete
Spoof Trek: Frogger by The Cheshire Cheese reviews
A series of "Voyager" parodies, spoofing individual episodes. Captain Myway-or-the-Highway leads her crew on a cosmic game of Frogger, battling the Bored Collective, flagellant Cargassian spies, "Star Wars" fans, and their own limited intelligence. (Humor done in the style of "Airplane," Mel Brooks, Monty Python, and cartoonish comedies in general.)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 114,763 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Chakotay, K. Janeway, Seven of Nine
Hands Off the Dwarf by Rosa Cotton reviews
Legolas doesn't like Eomer because he threatened Gimli. When he gets Eomer alone, he makes sure that the marshal knows what will happen if he touches Legolas' dwarf. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli, Eomer - Complete
Free Lunch by Alpha Flyer reviews
Lunch in the Delta Quadrant is never what it's cracked up to be. Or maybe it is?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 18 - Published: 7/24/2013 - T. Paris, H. Kim, K. Janeway, Neelix - Complete
Dude, Where's My Vulcan? by SapSorrow reviews
Very silly short fic. Kirk is drunk and has lost his favorite Vulcan. Established Spirk. Crackfic!
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,301 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/23/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Diego: The Resurrection by Gloaming Transcendence reviews
"Diego alive? No way! Sid, stop lying!" Alternate ending to the first Ice Age movie. Rewrite of original story 'Soto: The Resurrection'. Finished for now, but may continue if there is interest in the first chapter.
Ice Age - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/16/2013 - Manny, Sid, Diego, Soto - Complete
Out of the Ashes by Rosa Cotton reviews
After the Battle of Pelennor Fields, Legolas cannot find Gimli. Movieverse. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 696 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Stay by bmo-galaxy reviews
Kirk finds out that Spock has been promoted and is transferring to his own star ship. Kirk needs him to stay and Spock realizes that when it involves Kirk, his Vulcan side just can't win. (Spirk, based loosely on the song Stay by Rihanna feat. Mikky Ekko).
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,259 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/28/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
ain't got no future or family tree by IanPhilippe reviews
(((That one fairy-taleish AU where Steve is a King of a country and Danno used to be married to a princess of another country, and they meet on a battlefield.))) "Look, I'm sorry about your father," Danny finds himself saying, and McGarrett, no, Prince Steven, huffs out what sounds a lot like a fuck-off to Danny. He can't help but feel equally pissed-off and sympathetic towards
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,158 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2013 - Steve M., Danny W., Grace W. - Complete
The Cupid Apocalypse by The Nosewalkers reviews
When the Enterprise accidentally encounters Cupid, the ancient god, the lines between love, obsession, and madness blur. Will Spock survive the insane affections vested upon him? Will anyone survive giving their insane affections to Spock? How did Chekov get locked in a closet? What was in those goddamn cupcakes anyway? Spock/Everyone, with a hint of Spirk.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - J. Kirk, Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, P. Chekov - Complete
Pranks by Aelimir reviews
Prank wars on the Enterprise! What started out as an innocent attempt to lift Captain Kirk's spirits will soon spiral out of control. Who will get the last laugh? There are serious elements in the story to help keep them in character.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 42,395 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/16/2013 - Published: 1/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Beautiful Music by Jennifer Ryan reviews
SLASH. Eric/Hyde. New chapters coming in early 2017
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 81,994 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 4/20/2013 - Published: 7/31/2006 - Eric F., Steven H.
Countdown to Coronation by ceallaig1 reviews
The day before Thorin's coronation, and things are going swimmingly ... not. Pure rampant silly - enjoy!
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Dís, Thorin, Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Dwarven affections, by Suryallee reviews
Or; How to avoid to get caught from one for the rest of your live. (When they set their minds to it to catch you, they can be surprisingly sneaky! And what is worse, they have helping cousins, meddling friends under royals and a possessive streak that makes all plans on escape pointless!)
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,780 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/9/2013 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur
Donatello's Duffel by hummerhouse reviews
Don's duffel bag can be a bit of a nuisance at times, but there is a very good reason for him to carry it everywhere he goes. Rated for minor violence. One shot. 2013 TMNT Fanfiction Competition Winner - 3rd Place Category: Best Donatello. Preview image created for this fic by the very talented Sherenelle on DeviantArt.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Complete
Little Terrors by Suryallee reviews
Or; How Bilbo and Gandalf became fathers for one day of a group of Thirteen Dwarves quite unexpectedly.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,226 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 3/2/2013 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur
Treading Lightly (Or Not) by Rosa Cotton reviews
Beorn decides to ask Thorin if he can keep Bilbo as a pet. It is a good thing that Gandalf is nearby. Good for Beorn, I mean. Movieverse, bookverse. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 27 - Published: 2/23/2013 - Gandalf, Bilbo B., Beorn - Complete
A rather realistic dwarf by St.Alya reviews
In which Bofur trys not to scare Bilbo away with his bluntness and trys not to keep his feet on reality.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,607 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
With You, Under The Starry Night by DemonIncarnate - Ahahaha reviews
A oneshot about two brothers, one dying a warrior's death, as they sit under the night sky and wait for that inevitable moment to come.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,374 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Bagginses is stuck by St.Alya reviews
In which Fili and Kili aren't very helpful, but have enough sense to send the right dwarf to get him out of his complicated predicament.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,232 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/13/2013 - Bilbo B., Bofur - Complete
Alternative Canon Romances by vacant houses reviews
Crack. Tired of stereotypical romance fics, one fanfiction author returns to the source material to devise never seen before pairings. Warning: any canon character will be considered fair game. Chapter 5: It was a pregnancy that, by all reasoning and science, really shouldn't have happened. EVER. (Again). In which Raphael receives an invitation and Donatello is terrified.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,493 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/7/2013 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Raphael, Donatello, Leonardo, Michelangelo
Protect you by Ferowyn reviews
Hobbit Kink Meme Prompt: Bofur and Bilbo end up accidentally married
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/2/2013 - [Bilbo B., Bofur] - Complete
Intervention by MarleneShadowheart reviews
*Oneshot!* When the crew finally notices the Captain's unhealthy obsession with female relations, they decide to host a last-minute intervention...but can they do it before a giant mob of angry alien women burst through the doors of the Bridge? You'll have to read to find out...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/12/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Walk a Mile by hummerhouse reviews
A romantic night out doesn't go as April had hoped, instead ending in disaster. Now she isn't speaking to Casey and neither is Donatello. It's up to Leo to devise a plan that will fix everything.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,879 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Complete
You Won't Need a Hero by PangeaSplits reviews
Charles is just a regular, boring guy with regular, boring problems—like having a very unfortunate crush on his boss. As it turns out, his boss isn't quite who he appears to be. Modern, Superhero/Supervillain!AU. Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,766 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Taking One For The Team by vacant houses reviews
Oneshot. Crack. In which the turtles are captured and stuck in a cell, Leonardo attempts to stage an intervention, Raphael has a serious problem, Donatello and Michelangelo try to challenge the status quo and Karai takes the tiniest steps in moving beyond her usual game plan. Unfortunately, reality has other ideas.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,409 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Recognition by Peechy-Keen reviews
"After raising a few curious glances in the direction of the disturbance, the room's occupants gradually returned their attention to their respective activities. All except for Raph, who narrowed his eyes at the large manila envelope tucked under Don's arm. Not this again."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/25/2012 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
The Ensign and His Red Shirt by KLMeri reviews
Jim's crew knows how to avert disaster in every situation.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/27/2012 - J. Kirk - Complete
Present Tense by ImpishTubist reviews
After the events of "Deadlock," Tom and Harry struggle with the implications of their respective deaths-and subsequent resurrections. P/K
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,391 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/26/2012 - T. Paris, H. Kim - Complete
Rules by InkySpectacles reviews
It's only natural that people create guidelines for their everyday interactions. However, when you're dealing with Sherlock Holmes and John Watson, nothing is ever normal.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,774 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Turtlenecks and Cardigans by Cattiechaos reviews
Turtlenecks and Cardigans, otherwise known as "how a sartorial blunder brings Erik and Charles back together." A post-beach divorce fix-it fic that alternates between crack, hurt/comfort, and fluff; not to be taken too seriously!
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,442 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Physicals by Titania Took reviews
The Ensigns' latest money-making scam involves selling tickets to Spock's physical. Captain Kirk and the Spock Fangirl Society are very pleased. Dr McCoy and Spock are not. Mildly cracky humour.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,349 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 6/20/2012 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
put your hands on me, in my skin tight jeans by scarlettblush reviews
The one where Charles goes into heat and attracts all sorts of attention. Understandably, Erik is jealous.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,601 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
The Queen's Jester by Laura Schiller reviews
Tag to "Bride of Chaotica!". The recently demoted Ensign Paris' casting choice for Queen Arachnia is rather more than a joke, and Janeway knows it.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,626 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2012 - T. Paris, K. Janeway - Complete
Animal Instincts by cookie crumbs reviews
Ever since Hermione had wandered into Draco's room one night, he's been acting strange around her. Licking her neck, sniffing her and getting very, very jealous whenever another guy comes near her strange....what's up with him? Draco.Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,517 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 560 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Case of the Missing Blogger by nicknack22 reviews
Alternately titled, The Case of the Oblivious Consulting Detective. In which Sherlock comes out of his mind palace to discover John missing. 221B does not fair well as a result. Fluff and nonsense.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Pick me up by Reigen Doki reviews
Jim is a geek. Spock is clueless. Academy life is hard. And really bad pick up lines are used. Kirk/Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/9/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
In the Web by hummerhouse reviews
Mikey falls into the wrong hands. One shot. Rated for mild language.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/18/2012 - Complete
Sexiest Human in the Alpha Quadrant by KLMeri reviews
Three senior officers of the Enterprise agree to a talk show without knowing what lies in wait for them. Humor.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/10/2012 - L. McCoy/Bones - Complete
By My Side by MoniHoag reviews
Erik returns for Charles
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,380 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto
Gay or Not Gay by loverofstuff1224 reviews
That is the question. Takes place between the first X-men and the second. There is a on going debate at the mansion that's been argued about for years. Just some idea that wouldn't come out of my head.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,826 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Sitz! by Unforgotten reviews
Erik gets turned into a doberman. XMFC, Crack, Charles/Erik.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,702 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
No Matter When by wild-sunshine reviews
Kirk and Spock are repeatedly de-aged; McCoy gets to see them grow up, watch a story where he already knows the end and it's the process that he's never seen before. Kirk/Spock. Fluffy Christmas gift fic! rated for language
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,599 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Suitable Cause by KLMeri reviews
A flash!fic challenge based on Jim's resolution to keep from ripping all his gold shirts on away missions.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2011 - J. Kirk - Complete
Three Chances by Ayra Sei Ethari reviews
Magneto's eyes are fierce as the chains tighten. "Out of respect for Charles," he says, "I gave you three chances to leave him alone. This was your last chance. And now you'll pay the price." And then he walks away, and leaves me to die.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Always by ChristianGateFan reviews
Raven slips into the mansion after Charles's death in X3, and finds something he left for her. She also discovers more than she knew before, about Erik and Charles, and seeks Erik out to be sure he knows the truth. Implied Erik/Charles.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Raven/Mystique, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The Toaster by hummerhouse reviews
Don has caught a cold but that needn't mean the lair has to fall apart. One shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 907 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/17/2011 - Donatello - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Not Quite a Threesome by Renai-chan reviews
Erik doesn't like it one bit, but he could never say no to Charles. He could, however, do something about it.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/23/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Looking Forward To It by el spirito reviews
Danny's got appendicitis. Steve's got a case. He kind of freaks out when he realizes Danny's sick.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,123 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Danny W., Steve M. - Complete
Mutant Matchmakers by SageK reviews
Prompt: Everyone around them starts conspiring to get Charles and Erik together. For the Erik/Charles Summer Fic Exchange
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Fellowship Commercials by Aelimir reviews
COMPLETE The Fellowship, orcs, and Urukhai do commercials at the Annoying Commercial Center for Public Viewing. Reviews are always welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Complete
Everything by ChristianGateFan reviews
The bullet killed Charles, and Erik has lost everything he didn't quite know he wanted. Only one thing may give him any hope at all.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X
The Thief by cable69 reviews
Spock tilts his head. -Why, Mr. Kirk-I rob banks.- A modern AU in two parts. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Crime/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock
Because Guys Will Be Guys by mattmetzger reviews
Five relationship cliches that Jim messed - or 'kirked' - up, and one that runs perfectly. Because Kirks just can't do anything the normal way. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/31/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Thanks For Staying on the Winning Team by Citizenjess reviews
Magneto eases into his leadership of the Brotherhood, aka Team Crappy Apartment.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Life is Like a Malt Shop by Mallus reviews
Jim's a dork, Spock puts up with him, bonding happens, then Deus Crackadrama Machina descends upon them both. Starts out funny, devolves into supernatural unhappiness, and I wish I could be more specific but that would spoil you. Slash as of chapter 6.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,336 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 7/13/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Storybook Love by Darth Stitch reviews
After a harrowing case, Steve can't sleep. Grace takes it upon herself to tell her Uncle Steve a story, and maybe hit both her favorite uncle and her Danno with Clue by Fours at the same time. Slash. Steve/Danny.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
The Prince Who Never Smiled by Darth Stitch reviews
Once upon a time, there was a Prince who never smiled. Little Grace Williams tries her hand at telling fairy tales. Steve/Danny slash.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Shut Up, Sean, It's A Surprise by Kari Kurofai reviews
In which Sean almost spills some secrets, Raven bosses people around, Alex causes havoc pun intended , and Charles and Erik are apparently in for a surprise. X-Men First Class fic. Erik/Charles. Prompted via Tumblr.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 18 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Sticking together by gubbochrubs reviews
George/Mitchell slash! Inspired mostly by the pilot episode of the BRITISH version of BH. Mitchell would never admit it but living together with this naive, stubborn werewolf has grown on him - in ways he knows he has to fight, along with everything else.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/8/2011 - George S., J. Mitchell
Petshop Turtles by vacant houses reviews
"You mean, he really isn't our father? We were adopted?" Join us for the epic crack-fic that features turtles starting a machine cult, turtles who actually aren't turtles, and turtles who explode into caramel!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
NavSat by Titania Took reviews
Humour. Chekov is off giving Sulu a guided tour of Russia, and the crew of the Enterprise are left with only a mysterious piece of 21st century equipment known as a "Nav-Sat" to nawigate. Chaos ensues...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Terrified by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
So don't you doubt what I've been dreaming. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,980 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Crystalline by mattmetzger reviews
Sequel to Keeping Love. Being in love, particularly with jobs like theirs and humans like Kirk, is not easy. Spock cannot help but to think it is worth it. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,686 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Power in the Blood by mogue reviews
When George goes missing, Mitchell's on the hunt, but the reason for George's disappearance is darker than either of them could imagine.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,872 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/2/2011 - Published: 3/6/2011 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
Keeping Love by mattmetzger reviews
The direction of Spock's life changes forever when Ensign Kirk asks him for a game of chess. AU, K/S. Rated for explicit sex and strong language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/27/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Snap by mattmetzger reviews
Jim loses his temper with Spock - and things get ugly. Established K/S, warning for swearing and violence.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/14/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Visual Data by mattmetzger reviews
Jim has cheated on Spock. According to the tabloids, that is. Jim just has to get to Spock before they do. K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/26/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Series of Laughs by KLMeri reviews
Exactly as the title says. Drabble/one-shot prompt fills for trek crackbingo. Hilarity, insanity and confusion to ensue. - COMPLETE
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,543 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Skin Tapestries by mattmetzger reviews
Five scars that Jim hates, and one that he doesn't mind. K/S. I'm on a roll.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/19/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Waiting by mattmetzger reviews
Jim refused to leave Spock behind then, and he refuses to do it now. So until Spock catches up, he'll be waiting. And playing with the children to pass the time, of course. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/20/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Trouble with Normal by Cinnamon secrets reviews
It's time for the Enterprise's performance evaluation. Too bad that on this ship, 'normal' gets a whole new meaning. Slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,999 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 894 - Follows: 122 - Published: 12/26/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Lost by el spirito reviews
Sherlock realizes just how lost he is without his blogger under rather trying circumstances. One-shot. Might contain vague spoilers for all episodes.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What I'm Like by FoxGlade reviews
Arthur and Eames' bickering tended to leave the rest of the team amused for hours. Today was no exception. Arthur/Eames.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 846 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Bondmate's Opinion by mattmetzger reviews
Jim loses his temper when Spock is the subject of a verbal tirade of xenophobia. Spock finds the whole thing quite illogical. Particularly when Jim insists that they follow the human tradition of make-up sex. Oneshot, established K/S relationship.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Green by mattmetzger reviews
Jim liked green, right up until the moment it all went wrong. Established K/S. Severe angst warning. Oneshot.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Driving Lesson by SherlockianGirl reviews
John tried to teach Sherlock how to drive a car. Once. Never again.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 642 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 33 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
It's Complicated by lil-anonymous-girl reviews
Steve and Danno are married. Kind of. In which there are speculations as to the marital status of Steve and Danny that they deny but are unhelpfully contributing to.
Hawaii Five-0 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,230 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 88 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Steve M., Danny W. - Complete
Breathing by mattmetzger reviews
Fourth in the Progression Series. Jim only realises quite how important Spock's friendship has become when the Romulan sense of irony threatens to take it away. Severe angst warning.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,621 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/23/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
All that glitters is not gold by Eternity Curse reviews
At his 19th birthday, Alexander is required to find a proper eromenos. He then meets Hephaestion, a man he finds suitable for the part. After the prince almost gets them both killed, a love-hate relationship develops, soon to become something more.
Alexander - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,637 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010
Brotherly Love by Connie Nervegas reviews
Leo is injured and his brothers are overwhelmed with emotion. Drabblish in nature.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 564 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Follow Your Bliss by ED of Oblivion reviews
Companion fic to "We'll Walk In Ecstasy." It's day five of Kirk's impromptu Pon Farr. Let's see how the two lovebirds are doing. Vulcan!Kirk. Kirk/Spock. PWP and smut.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Every Hug by TheProblematique reviews
The first time was involuntary, I am certain. He did not walk toward me so much as fall against me, body crumpling in a graceful arch. I remained still, unsure of how to proceed. "You're alive" he breathed, so softly that only I could have heard him.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 50,295 - Reviews: 2069 - Favs: 1,977 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
It Could Happen to You by KLMeri reviews
If Kirk, Spock, and McCoy were trapped on a deserted island, who would crack first? Three different takes.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,391 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Complete
Confessions of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle by Connie Nervegas reviews
Raph gets trapped in a confessional while on the prowl for a mugger and is forced into the unfamiliar role of counselor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Raphael - Complete
What Will Be, Will Be by Kerchan reviews
Spock x Kirk A strange anomaly has somehow transported the older versions of Jim, Spock, and McCoy to the new time line where the young, new crew must now observe what could be their future.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 75,777 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 9/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Democratic Nation of TMNT vs Mary Sue by Connie Nervegas reviews
Mikey is elected the oldest child and Leonardo struggles to escape the clutches of girl named Mary Sue.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,402 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
A Stupid Question by Polaris'05 reviews
THIS one oughtta be good… THIS one he HAD to hear. Leo shook his head and sighed, looking at Mikey. "Mikey, this may be a stupid question," he said cautiously. "But, what exactly have you been DOING?" Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,339 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 21 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Michelangelo - Complete
The Price of Beauty by TheProblematique reviews
Had the price of beauty been blindness, I would have looked - Ralph Ellison
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 39 - Published: 4/15/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Splinter's Rules for the Lair by The Third Biker Scholar reviews
Co-authored with H.E. Grey! "My sons, enough is enough. I've had it up to here with all the insanity that goes on around here, and this list will tell you what you are and are not allowed to do anymore. Please, no more explosions."
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,088 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
For All That You Do by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
He was still seated in front of his computer desk, slumped forward with his head resting on the crook of one of his arms, and his other hand laying limp over the keyboard- as if he'd fallen asleep while typing. *Mikey and Don brotherly concern*
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,322 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/28/2010 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Well I Didn't See That Coming by cable69 reviews
Kirk said, -I think I'm in love with you,- and then, -Oh, f-.- A complete one-shot. K/S. Warning: hilarious.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/25/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Genius At Work by nightwalker3 reviews
Donnie's the smart one, but sometimes he misses the obvious.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Donatello, Raphael
The Quickest Way by crystalblood reviews
Jim is infatuated with his first officer, but nothing gets past that Vulcan exterior. He has no choice but to enlist the help of his crew.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,977 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 441 - Follows: 37 - Published: 3/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Player Played by Penbrydd reviews
Jim Kirk is in love with his first officer, but everyone hits on Spock, except him. What happens when he's finally had enough of just watching?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 354 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/4/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Possessive Pronoun by TheProblematique reviews
Or "That Which Belongs To Me". One, simple word, burning bright in his mind as though someone had carved it there with a hot poker, wouldn't let him think about anything else. It echoed loudly in his head… not yours… "Don't touch him." He snarled.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,482 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 113 - Published: 1/24/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Never Too Late by ED of Oblivion reviews
Written for LJ’s STXI Kink Meme. Also known as, “Five times Spock thought no one was looking, and one time he knew he was caught.” De-aged/kid!fic. Kirk/Spock friendship or pre-slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,654 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 121 - Published: 1/19/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Four Times Kirk Wasn’t Embarrassed by MuseDePandora reviews
... And The One Time He Was. Spock/Kirk. Mention Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,773 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 490 - Follows: 29 - Published: 1/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Song That Was by Nieriel Raina reviews
Legolas attempts to come to terms with the death of Gimli. 1st Place 2009 Middle-earth Fanfiction Awards Genres: Character Study: Angst. Undying Friendship Series. 160 4th Age.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,014 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Rock Star by cable69 reviews
-You punched. The president. In the face. During your live. Television. Interview. With him.- Kirk, as a journalist. Spock, as a musician. Their budding romance. A modern AU.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,395 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 31 - Published: 12/29/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Young Wine, Old Feeling by KianSpo reviews
Shooting Romulans is easier than confessing your feelings. That's about it. Written for ksadvent2009.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Secrets of Dysfunctional Families by vashsunglasses reviews
Re-posted by Request. Three turtles try to 'fix' their brother's behavior… But perhaps Michelangelo's childishness is only a symptom of a much wider problem.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,188 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello, Raphael, Michelangelo - Complete
House Rules by Agent66 reviews
Based on inuficcrzy's "Splinter's Rules for the Lair", here's some explaination on some of those 'rules'. NOW WITH BONUS CHAPTERS!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,193 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/28/2009 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Splinter - Complete
Ninja Kick Grass? by IvoryDrum reviews
After being captured by Purple Dragons, Mike and Don are exposed to something that alters their reality, while Leo and Raph find themselves utterly confused as to what is going on with their younger siblings. One shot, rated for drugs and mild swearing.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,190 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo - Complete
Four Times Donnie Got Hurt by Tatsumaki-sama reviews
. . . and one time he didn't. Four times Don received an injury, minor or major. And how he would recover from it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/23/2009 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
What Friends Are For by KianSpo reviews
Jim's old buddy comes aboard the Enterprise. Official stuff isn't the only thing he's after. Eventual K/S
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,431 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 357 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/30/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The BLACKSMITH'S SON by Elpis of Hope reviews
Alexander finds a new friend at a time when his life is being threatened. But can he trust this stranger? And can he maintain this relationship without revealing his own personal secrets. Once again there is more than what meets the eye.
Alexander - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 79,469 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Complete
Official Starfleet Continuing Education Credits by LyricalTorrent reviews
The Captain has been very busy. So busy, in fact, Starfleet relieves him of command. Temporarily. All is well in the end. Really - sillier than most. Totally for fun! Part of the Memo Collection
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,322 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Personal Diplomacy by KianSpo reviews
Spock gets seriously hurt due to a certain person's negligence. Several unexpected truths are revealed. They go from there. Mild K/S, more like headed there. Rated for swearing
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,157 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 8/11/2009 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Two Is Company by AAmuse reviews
K/S. A bit of hurt/comfort, a good deal of romance. Unabashed fluff mostly. First time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Dr Pointy Ears by MissJesselle reviews
A new Starfleet regulation dictates that every First Officer functions also as a relationship counselor. Spock gets ready to answer all the anonymous requests for advice. Kirk/Spock, a little.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Spock - Complete
Inside Edition: Enterprise Kirk and Spock's logs by SpirkTrekker42 reviews
K/S SLASH. Crackfic. Remember that email about the diary of a dog and cat? What if that was on Enterprise? Kirk: Sparred with Spock in the gym and almost got choked to death! My favorite thing! Spock: Day 383 of my assignment amongst illogical humans...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/23/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Reddy for Duty by Fair Hearing reviews
Quote: "Kirk decides to prove to Spock and his crew that the Redshirt Phenomenon is just a myth." Light Kirk/Spock, high crack. This is quite possibly the stupidest thing I have ever written in my life.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,301 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/16/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
LISTEN ALL Y'ALL by Fair Hearing reviews
Quote: "In TOS, The Shatnerian Kirk cannot say 'Sabotage.' Instead, we get 'Sabataage.'" A bridge-crew conference goes horribly, horribly wrong. This was inexplicably popular on the kink meme.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 662 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2009 - J. Kirk - Complete
Catharsis by ArtisticRainey reviews
Leonardo has returned...but things still aren't quite right. Sequel to Thresholds.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,784 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Leonardo, Donatello
The Prank War by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 169,287 - Reviews: 6771 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 5/30/2009 - Published: 8/14/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Verbal JumpRope by Keshka reviews
K/S slash. AU. At the end of the movie, the older Spock did not seek out his younger self and encourage him to stay on the Enterprise. It falls to Jim to convince him. In other words, how to outfox a fox, when the fox is a Vulcan.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/17/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Once a Month by SilverWolf7007 reviews
James knew why Remus went home once a month. Of course he knew. How could he not? They shared the same dorm room, after all, and James was apparently far more observant than Sirius or Peter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 62 - Published: 5/16/2009 - James P., Remus L. - Complete
Evolution by Joon reviews
Mitchell and George meet and begin the rest of their lives. Set pre-series.
Being Human - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,745 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2009 - J. Mitchell, George S. - Complete
Bilbo Baggins and the Seven Dwarves by the-reborn-soul reviews
Bilbo Baggins has begun a journey with a group of dwarves and Gandalf the Wizard. And he is utterly miserable. My personal attempt at humor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bilbo B. - Complete
Not Enough by TheIncredibleDancingBetty reviews
Don is forced to make a tragic decision for his family. Oneshot. CHARACTER DEATH
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,461 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Complete
Disquiet by murderofonerose reviews
There are accidents in every relationship. Ford/Arthur
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,778 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
A Day in the Life of a Turtle by Deana reviews
Collection of snippets on our favorite Ninja Turtles! Snippet 3: 'Protector'. Raphael is fiercely protective of his younger brothers...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Donatello
Miscommunication by almondcrescent reviews
James solves a problem with the useful little notes the Marauders write in class. RL/SB, R and R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 820 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Maggoty Bread by Thundera Tiger reviews
A somewhat ridiculous movie-verse tale explaining why the Uruk-hai took maggoty bread with them when they set off after the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,066 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Saruman, Orc - Complete
Aragorn gets usurped by FemaleSpock reviews
Aragorn finds out that he is not the rightful king of Gondor. If you're an Aragorn fan this fic is not for you. I also couldn't think of a better title. I do not own the Lord of the rings and I make no money off this fic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 847 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Nothing is Safe by jaxink reviews
Fear the destroyer. Nothing is safe from his touch. -oneshot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,437 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Maybe Just the End by nightwalker3 reviews
It's Donatello and Leonardo trapped in an elevator at the end of the world. Or maybe just the end of New York; it's hard to tell with the lights out.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Just Close Your Eyes by Trillian4210 reviews
The brothers are taught a harsh lesson and April discovers an unsettling truth when Donatello goes missing. From a challenge at the Stealthy Stories site.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,258 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Donatello, April O'Neil - Complete
Waking Dreams by Mendeia reviews
Oneshot. Donatello has been avoiding facing his inner demons, but he can't avoid it anymore. Can his brothers save Donnie from the dangers of his own mind?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,421 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Donatello - Complete
Senseless Repairs by jaxink reviews
Donatello wonders if he really is gifted, or maybe he just has more common sense than his brothers. It could be both.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,018 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Donatello - Complete
The Price of Pepperoni by jaxink reviews
When Donnie develops an interesting idea for an experiment, Mikey becomes his fortunate test subject. Or is that unfortunate? Craziness is guaranteed. First place for BEST COMEDY in the 2005 TMNT Fanfic Competition. (indefinite hiatus)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 23 - Words: 37,971 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Donatello - Complete
For Acting Foolish by jaxink reviews
Splinter decides it's time to teach Donatello a valuable skill. -one shot-
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,674 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Donatello, Splinter - Complete
Things We Learned from TMNT by devirnis reviews
Who said cartoons can't be educational?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 537 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Complete
Loss by pinkstrangegirl reviews
In response to a challenge from A'tuin on Stealthy Stories forum. The mind is the terriblest force in the world, father, because, in chief, it, only, can defend, against itself. At its mercy, we depend, upon it. Wallace Stevens, US Poet.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,634 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Donatello
It Came from the Closet by caylender reviews
Have you ever wondered what is in Mikey's closet? This fic might answer that question. Please read and review!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Blood by FF Demon reviews
Fears are hard to face, harder when you knowledge give you a good reason to be affray. Rating for character's death.[Drabble]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 418 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Donatello - Complete
Simple Explanation by Sinisstar reviews
The digital clock sitting atop a heinously cluttered nightstand at the head of a quietly occupied bed read eight past eleven... [SLASH]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
The TurtleWhoLived by Mikey's Kunoichi reviews
It's time to meet the savior of the Turtle World. WARNING: Has Harry Potter in it, so if you don't like him, or aren't allowed to read him, You've been forewarned.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2007 - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate Events by Serendipity1 reviews
What will be a collection of humorous tales, much like Aesop's fables. Only funny, and with no morals. Now up: Karmic backlash hits as Leo gets payback.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,328 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/31/2007 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Complete
There's No Such Thing As A Happy Ending by Chibi Rose Angel reviews
The tragic loss of a brother. Haunted by his brother’s death, Raphael has become unstable. Half crazed and grief stricken beyond belief, who can help heal the dark void that’s growing within his heart?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,353 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Raphael, Donatello - Complete
Reflex by Lady Dementia reviews
You don’t think about your reflexes until afterward.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,098 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 5/29/2007 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 631 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
To The Rescue by Tori Angeli reviews
Raphael has a WONDERFUL time, Leonardo is sure this will strike him as funny tomorrow, and Donatello attempts to beat Michelangelo at his own game. Rated for a a bit of language and violence.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,612 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 508 - Follows: 49 - Published: 7/5/2007 - Complete
Donatellos idé by Red Skippy reviews
Donatello kommer på en briljant idé. De ska ordna en svensk jul!Mycket humor, och snälla R&R.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - Swedish - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,124 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/27/2007 - Published: 2/24/2006
When Napollieyun Beat Washington at Pearl Harbor! by lost-katana reviews
Once Donny tried to teach his brothers how to read. Now he's moved on to history... with a little help from Leo. A chibi fic turtles are aged six.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
The Lake by Kay the Cricketed reviews
[Drabble, death!fic] Sometimes Leo still dreams about Donny in the lake. Sometimes he even wants to.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,309 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Donatello, Leonardo - Complete
Misadventures by Serendipity1 reviews
Misadventures in Maliciously Misattributed Medication' On a routine training mission, Leonardo finds himself on the wrong end of yet another dart, and hijinks ensue. Also, Raphael is a jerk. Bad feng shui and spices enclosed. Concrit well received.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,645 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 26 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
Breathe by vashsunglasses reviews
OneShot. Tuberculosis is not something that can be ignored without serious consequences. A story of brotherly love set soon after the Ninja Tribunal. Slight AU.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2007 - Leonardo, Donatello - Complete
Pretty Colors by Shanalaa reviews
A badly injured Leo is given Morphine, which leads to a surprise for Don. Drabble, very light LeoDon slash
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,438 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2007 - Complete
Defying Augury by LucyToo reviews
Don's hurt, Raph's not that bright, and Hamlet is mentioned more than once. Preslash.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,913 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/28/2007 - Complete
When You Break A TV: Night 4 by Ogreatrandom reviews
Maggie breaks her tv set and is cursed to spend seven nights trapped in seven different movies. You don't have to read the first three nights to understand this. Complete!
Mulan - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,461 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/27/2007 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Complete
Accident by BeachBum84 reviews
Oneshot House's reaction when he finds out that Wilson was in a car accident.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,573 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2007 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
Nothing But Blue Skies and closets by Your Destructive Fever reviews
RLSB fluffy type ramble. Sirius and Remus have a little talk in the closet to come out of the closet.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,056 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/19/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unspoken Thing by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius comes out to James while Remus is listening behind them. A humorous oneshot. MWPP. RLSB. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Flu! by Closed4Good reviews
What happens when two turles get sick and the other two have to take care of them? Simple, chaos. Rated for language and it's rated kinda high. Donnies POV.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 18,551 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 4/15/2007 - Published: 11/30/2004
Fixing It by Sasshaia reviews
When a sudden death shakes up the turtles family, one of them grieves by throwing himself into an obsessive madness. Oneshot TMNT fanfic. WARNING: Character death within.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,216 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2007 - Michelangelo, Donatello - Complete
Mikey's Math by Donnie-o reviews
One Mikey plus ten marbles equals... MATH! Mikeystyle! Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Complete
The International Sign for Important Speech Makin by CrazieDasie reviews
James and Sirius plan out their valentines. JPLE and SBRL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Back by EveryDayPerson reviews
One shot written in response to Good Genes part 2 fiction challenge by Goddess of Idun. Leo's pov, picking up right after the end of Good Genes II.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,510 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Mysteries of Childhood by eldarsevenstar reviews
The boys come across something they just can't explain. So, what happens? They try to explain it and drag Splinter along for the ride.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Complete
Wakey, Wakey by Amanita Jackson reviews
The BoyWhoLived has got to do what the BoyWhoLived has got to do...including get up at 3 am to fight evil. He needs Ron to help out, but Ron is a dangerous person to wake up. Harry braves it anyway, and doesn't find what he expects...[slash][DracoRon]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,074 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
To The Heart Beats: Brothers Till The End by Chibi Rose Angel reviews
No matter how much you try to bottle up your insecurities, doubts and fears, they’ll eventually come back to haunt you. For four certain brothers, it’s time to put these and so many other feelings to rest.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,668 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Complete
Headache by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Agent John Bishop has lived since the Civil War, lived through an alien abduction, and two World Wars. But is he about to meet his match?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
Evil Twin by lost-katana reviews
Mikey is convince that two of his brothers are evil twins and records all three of their actions for a week to find out who. But when he only finds one, it leads to a very important lesson on good and evil. A chibi tale.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Michelangelo - Complete
Color Me This by Aaron Smiley reviews
Yet ANOTHER Aaron fic. If that doesn't make you want to read it I don't know what will. Although, she doesn't appear till the end. Basically the guys wake up to find some strange things afoot in the Lair. Original, I know... oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,422 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Complete
Project ELF by Ghyste reviews
Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean the hobbits aren't out to get you! [slight Frodo & Sam slash implied]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,283 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/7/2006 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
The Party by RealityBreakGirl reviews
Yes, the long promised Sequal to 'The Trails of Getting Internet' is finally here! The party is about to kick off! So come in and see just what happens at this party! Apologies for the wait inside
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Complete
Joy to the Turtles by cindella reviews
a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles musical. Need I say more? Only one song, but who cares? It's got Mikey in it.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/1/2006 - Complete
Jail Time by Sapphire93 reviews
Ever wonder what would happen if the turtles got caught by the police and were sent to jail? Here's what I think. R&R please! Finished!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,610 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/28/2006 - Published: 4/27/2006 - Complete
Pulse by lost-katana reviews
After finding themselves 300 years into the future, our favorite turtles are quick to discover that life hasn't turned out so well for Earth. However, things are about to get worse, for here lurks an evil that may kill them all... about everyone
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,018 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/25/2006 - Published: 4/5/2006 - Complete
Say What? by Aaron Smiley reviews
A couple of things you never thought you'd hear come out of the Green Guys' mouths. Don't worry. It's all clean.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,881 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/17/2006 - Published: 9/18/2005
A Gift for Logan by Hero and Bob reviews
Titel pretty much says it all. I finally finished a story! No shippings, but now that I've gotten started I'll be sure to write more. Please read it, you would make my day. And cookies for all reviewers.I don't Xmen:Evolution.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Worst Ninja by Natsuko1978 reviews
Does being the brainy one make up for being the worst ninja?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,750 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/3/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Complete
By the way by gypsystears reviews
A short, thoughtful piece from Mikey's POV written in first person present tense, something I never do. Light and tenderhearted, just like Mikey, to show some deeper feelings from the resident goofball.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2006 - Complete
Flights Of Fancy by Ramica reviews
The turtles have joined with a group of fantasy characters on another world. They have a quest to complete to save not only the world they have stumbled on but Earth as well. With lots of trouble inbetween. Complete
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,270 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2006 - Published: 5/30/2004 - Complete
Pomp and Circumstance by Cynlee reviews
Donatello makes his family proud. One shot in honor of the time of year.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,568 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2006 - Complete
Frodo's Exciting Day Out by Llinos reviews
The Quest was a massive labour,but this shows it pays to have friends in high places. Chap6 With Eggsies, Flowers and Fish! There is no time to lose! Great deeds are done, Kingdoms not actually lost are regained, battles aren't fought and cake is eaten!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,100 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/24/2006 - Published: 6/5/2006 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Capture by Okami1 reviews
One of the turtles is caught and brought to the lab of a familiar scientist for dissection. Rated for some turtle torture. Ch 2 A brother's perspective on his bro's kidnapping.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,078 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/12/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
TOWCaBeT by pacphys reviews
The Turtles stumble into a world where humanoid animals are the norm. Now, can they find they're way back?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 52,352 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/8/2006 - Published: 4/17/2005 - Complete
Copyturtle by Cynlee reviews
One of those annoying brother moments. Very short oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2006 - Complete
Staring by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Draco has a staring problem and Pansy has had enough.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/8/2006 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Same Old Story by Ryan Phelan reviews
Fan fiction isn't all fun and games. Just ask Leonardo.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,082 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/24/2006 - Complete
The Ton of Rice by B. Murakawa reviews
Twelve year old Donny is starting to feel the pressure of his brothers' expectations. chibi!Turtles fic
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
The Problem With Print Scanners by Raphaella reviews
Mayhem with the handprint scanner befalls Xavier's when each new mutant joins the Institute. Starting with Kurt, ending with Rogue.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,007 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/11/2006 - Published: 2/14/2006
Still Here by innocent-rebel reviews
Even through it all. Theres a part of him, hes still here...Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Complete
My Son by Cynlee reviews
Based on the episode Adventures in Turtle Sitting. Splinter's thoughts upon seeing what has happened to Donatello.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/27/2006
Please Let This Be A Joke! by Dragonfly Rider reviews
In the dead of night, Don receives a desturbing message about his brother. No good will come of it! Please R&R!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,039 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Next time we walk by sunshinesailor reviews
The fellowship boards a subway and ends up in our world where things get a little out of hand...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,414 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/10/2006 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Circle by Jessiy Landroz reviews
Hah! And to think it all started with me feeling so damn bored! Raph and Don [One Shot][non yaoi]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,006 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/31/2006 - Donatello, Raphael - Complete
A Nights Musing by Gecco reviews
After Helm's Deep and Legolas finally excepts his feelings for a certain Dwarf.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,692 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Santatello by Cynlee reviews
Six year old Donatello helps Michelangelo with a special Christmas project and years later, Mikey returns the favor.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,091 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 12/18/2005 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Complete
Turtles Gone Wild by Ryan Phelan reviews
Bishop deploys a hidden camera in the lair to spy on the turtles, and gets a lot more than he bargained for!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,031 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/28/2005 - Complete
Happy Thanksgiving! by Aaron Smiley reviews
Parody of the Twelve Days of Christmas, TMNT Thanksgiving style.Warning: Complete and ununderstandable randomness....yup....HAPPY THANKSGIVING!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Published: 11/21/2005 - Complete
Rocket Science by Reinbeauchaser reviews
Okay, I lied, tho not intentionally. Inspiration seemes to still be with me. This is fluff, a DonMikey centric. I don't think Mike is this dumb, but Mike's always been a 'lightweight' concerning technology. Enough said. Movie one universe, I think.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,961 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2005 - Complete
Artistic License by Cynlee reviews
Michelangelo, living up to his namesake, creates the ultimate payback. Oneshot!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,221 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Complete
Twisted Perfection by Mooncheese reviews
Remus has always tried to be honest, but with this he can never be truthful about. His secret is a deadly curse they could surely never understand. Every single month he must lie to his friends, put on a happy face to the world...but is it working? G-rate
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,693 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/3/2005 - Published: 1/2/2005 - Remus L.
Mikey Power! by Cynlee reviews
No one wants to play Super Mikey with Mikey! Poor Mikey! One shot Turtle Tots story! My first attempt! Be kind!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,771 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/24/2005 - Complete
The Emperor's Pendant by MiniEllie reviews
Mulan's back in the army, Chien-Po's ill, Shang's in love but is too shy to admit it, Yao's betrothed, Ling makes a discovery and out there, a big bunch of Huns are coming to get them...
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,725 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 9/4/2004
Through the Looking Glass by sporksareweird reviews
Raphael finds himself in a strange and dangerous world.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,639 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005
There is no sick aunt, is there? by Prankoholic reviews
If there is no sick aunt, then could he be a gasp werewolf? But how can James, Sirius & Peter be sure? By testing their friend of course! Includes Peter in a goldylock wig.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,357 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 8/7/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
I DoubleDoggyDare You by Aaron Smiley reviews
No one can say no to a Double DoggyDare not even the TMNT.Ok, horrible summary, read it anyway. Finished
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/21/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Complete
Not Bloody Likely! by Amberzlove reviews
How do you soothe the savage Raphael? Carefully! FINISHED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,361 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/15/2005 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Complete
Leader of the Pack by Cynlee reviews
Leo's brothers get a taste of what Splinter considers leadership. Not for the faint of heart okay, that part is not true, but it sounds exciting, huh?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,114 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/6/2005 - Published: 8/4/2005
saker nog ingen kommer säga i Harry Potter by SandrineSweden reviews
titeln säger allt.snälla RR!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - Swedish - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 255 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/5/2005
Bretheren by Jessiy Landroz reviews
its Leo and Raph's turn to spend time together [One Shot]
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,121 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/1/2005 - Leonardo, Raphael - Complete
WHAT DUCK? by frodoschick reviews
A oneshot where Boromir says something that make the Hobbits crack up with laughter about when they get home from the journey. Through Pippin's eyes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 653 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2005 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Telemarketers Beware by PossDownUnder reviews
They might be ninjas, but how does that help when dealing with unwanted phone calls? Read and find out. Yes Peeps - the Poss is back! Rated T for some weird stuff. Enjoy.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2005
The Potter Song by Anakin McFly reviews
The Harry Potter version of The Llama Song.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 206 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
The Things We Do For Bacon by romanticidiot reviews
Slash. SiriusRemus. One shot. Hannah's Commission fic. After a tumultous breakfast, Remus and James are involved in a duel and Remus gets seriously hurt. Sirius and James fight over Remus' welfare until Sirius comes out with something surprising ...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,902 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/24/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Utilis Fabula Monstra by Sputz reviews
Sirius decides to find his soul mate, and drags the reluctant Remus along with him. OneShot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 932 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Donut Wars Episode I: Menace in Manhattan by Ryan Phelan reviews
The Shredder has come up with his most diabolical plan yet! Will the turtles be able to stop him this time? Find out in this thrilling tale!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2005
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
It's Hang Over Till It's Over by Redwaters reviews
When the rat is away, the turtles will play with the forbidden liquid called alcohol. But with all the partying and drink mixing, what will happen to our naive teens. Complete
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,831 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/29/2005 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Complete
The Game by ellie-00 reviews
Harry and Hermione's unspoken game leads to some interesting situations. HHr, One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 49 - Published: 4/11/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Not So American Idiot by wabbit sox reviews
When the marauders take a class trip to the exotic, sensual land of France, Sirius thinks it’s the perfect opportunity to confess his love for everyone’s favorite werewolf. Trouble is, it doesn’t look like Sirius is the only one who wants Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,163 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2005 - Published: 3/9/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Breaking the News by Captain James reviews
Remus and Sirius think it’s time to tell Harry about their relationship, but Harry isn’t cooperating much. And, truth be told, neither is Sirius. Or Remus. [Slash, oneshot]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Growing Pains by The Kitty-kitty reviews
When Sirius finds his hair is falling out, one of his worst nightmares, the Order gather round to offer advice - or drive him up the wall. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,072 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The trouble with silver by elfgirlManveri reviews
Remus gets hurt, Sirius gets cross and Kreacher gets in trouble. It all fun and games at 12 Grimmauld place! winces. NON-slash. (I don't like slash) Musings related to HBP plot and beyond. R&R please as this is my first HP fanfic
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,559 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Not Again Mikey! by Closed4Good reviews
Mikey finds something that he has always wanted. But the things he finds attacks two of the turtles whenever possible. Reviews make it longer.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 25,303 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/26/2005 - Published: 11/11/2004
What the? by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Basically pointless plot, written to get rid of some of my hyperness. What really happens in Mikey's head? And why does Raph suddenly have a fetish for smiley faces?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/18/2005
Donatello the Turtle by Mickis reviews
Donatello always felt different among his brothers fighting was never really his thing. A silly tale based on 'Ferdinand the Bull.'
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Donatello - Complete
You should've been there by MadgeM reviews
Hmmm... hand holding? What's a Vulcan to do?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/26/2005 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
The Plan by frk-werewolf reviews
Ron and Draco. Never meant to be, unless you're Harry Potter. warning: slash (RonDraco), language, and constant POV shifts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Ron W., Draco M.
Healing the Healer by slightlytookish reviews
Based on this Shirebound plotbunny: Somewhere on the Quest, Aragorn develops a tiny cold. The hobbits, grateful for the attentive care he’s shown all of them, nearly smother him in Shire remedies and advice -- to the amusement of the rest of the Fellowshi
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,470 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/23/2005
The Last Battle by Leora V. Friorita reviews
The time has come for Lord Voldemort and his archenemy Harry Potter to duel to the death. But things don't quite turn out as planned.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,649 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
See You In Court by The Werewolf Mage reviews
Insanity ensues as Sirius becomes a judge.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,011 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 11/28/2004 - Sirius B.
Death's Messengers by ConnArtist reviews
[Complete] After Don is attacked in a dark alley, everything changes, not only for him, but for his whole family. The turtles and Splinter are about to go on a whirlwind ride through a strange world filled with demons, magic, and death...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,456 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 12/16/2003 - Complete
Harry Potter: the Sorcerer's Stoned by FanFictionFantom reviews
Mwahahaha...a twisted version of Harry Potter featuring Harry as a schizo, Ron as a crossdresser, and an accident-prone Hermione. Enjoy, hehehe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,797 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/19/2004 - Published: 7/26/2004 - Complete
Lesson by Amberzlove reviews
Can Mikey be victorious in this battle?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/16/2004 - Published: 12/10/2004 - Complete
The Way of eBay by Ryan Phelan reviews
Mike's hobby is driving his brothers crazy. So what else is new?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,085 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/9/2004
Bigger Things by Blossomwitch reviews
A sequel to "Little Things," but should read just fine as a stand-alone. At a party in Minas Tirith Legolas and Gimli move towards revealing their feelings for each other-impeded by Haldir. SLASH: LegolasGimli and implied ElladanElrohir.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,482 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/21/2004 - Published: 9/24/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Long Grey Road by Citrine reviews
Short, sadsweet vignette, Merry and Pippin take their first steps toward a far green country. [Written for Marigold's 9th Story Challenge.]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,873 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
Defiance by Purple Aussie reviews
Leonardo never thought Donatello would ever defy his authority.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 588 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/2/2004
German Lessons by ParkerFloyd reviews
Kurt's going on vacation to Germany for a month. Only problem? Two of his teammates tag along. One has a crush on him, the other may be in love. What's an elf to do? Slight AU.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 46,066 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/29/2004 - Published: 9/29/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Love All The Way by isnani reviews
Hermione had quite an eventful Valentine’s Day at Hogwarts. She realised it was hard being the wanted bookworm. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,505 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Disputes And Dramas by Purple Aussie reviews
Leo and Raph are at it again, but just how does it affect their little brothers?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,646 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/12/2004
Partners in Crime by slightlytookish reviews
In Rivendell, Merry and Pippin meet a future member of the Fellowship. Movie-verse. Written for Marigold's Challenge 8. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2004 - Complete
Sameth Gets Hyper by Kikyo-the-Walnut reviews
Sameth gets hyper... written on the spur of the moment. Later: I forgot the disclaimer, so: I don't own any of the characters, yadda yadda. Rated PG for some Sameth-oriented violence.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2004
For The Love Of Pizza And A Brother by Purple Aussie reviews
Donny pays the price for Mikey's late-night craving.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2004
Smiting Ruin by Thundera Tiger reviews
A clash of movie verse and book verse during the scene in which Gandalf the White reunites with Aragorn, Gimli, and Legolas. Sometimes changing the words around can change the entire meaning. Fairly inane, but it's short and fun.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,059 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Gandalf, Legolas, Gimli, Aragorn - Complete
Who is a betting hobbit? by Mantida reviews
Sequel to 'The List'. On resemblance between Hobbits and Balrogs - Legolas talks to Merry and Pippin. - Is pouring wine over people a Shire wedding custom?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/2/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Spectacular Failures by Amarin Rose reviews
Pairing: Tom–Harry Summary: Seconds away from death, working furiously to restore power to the shuttle... Damn, what a failure their anniversary date was shaping up to be. Or is it?
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2004 - T. Paris, H. Kim - Complete
Lupine Love by lindseygirl reviews
Sirius bashes his head against things and talks to himself,whilst Remus is weird and Peter having a near heart attack. Sweet, Short and SR.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2004
Harry, We're by HP-KD reviews
[Slash...?] Remus and Sirius inform Harry of something that makes him change the way he thinks about them.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/16/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Poke! Poke! Poke! by Kikyo-the-Walnut reviews
A typical day in Abhorsen's House. Not the best humor fanfic out there, but oh well... Later It turns out I forgot the disclaimer, so: I don't own any Abhorsen characters. Too bad.
Old Kingdom/Abhorsen series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 556 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2004
Child's Play by Lioness-Goddess reviews
Two little kids with hyperactive imaginations come across Raph's and Leo's weapons. I'm not really sure how to describe this story, so just read it, k? one-shot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,421 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Complete
The REAL Dark World by Serenity-Hermione Angel reviews
it's pretty funny. See what happens when the trio, Remus, and Sirius all go to the dark world to defeat Voldie! IT'S BEEN REVISED!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,062 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/30/2004 - Published: 11/19/2002 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Day In The Life by Savoy Truffle reviews
A crazy day in the life of the Marauders. Sirius shaves his legs in Dumbledore's office, Peter meets Barnie the dinosaur, James experients with Muggle drugs and Remus tries to cut his hair. Exremely funny (to me). Please R&R! It's worth it, I promise!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2004
Lord of the X by Thanatophobia reviews
This is LotR with the X-Men cast directed by me. And my first fanfic, so don't flame me too hard. Please?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,636 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/28/2004 - Published: 10/4/2003
When Your Pillow Refuses To Remove His Armor by Blossomwitch reviews
On the way to Isengard, Legolas and Gimli resolve the issue of who won at Helm's Deep, and Legolas finally manages to convince Gimli to remove his armor. Slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,231 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/24/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
The Secret Love of You Know Who by Black Vengeance reviews
Voldie goes all soft when he falls for Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,875 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/17/2004 - Published: 11/3/2003 - Voldemort, Hermione G.
A Mud Summer Night's Dream by Sue reviews
Movie-verse, action-humor. Aragorn, Faramir and Eomer track a band of Orcs into a southern area of Ithilien known for its endless summer rain and huge slippery mud flats. Muddiness, bathing, shirtlessness, and surprises ensue. NOT SLASH. Now COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,084 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/6/2004 - Published: 4/5/2004 - Faramir, Aragorn - Complete
Scars by Account Out of Use reviews
Remus hates his scars- they make him feel ugly and worthless. James and Sirius change that one morning after a full moon. (RemusSiriusJames threesome slash)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Once Upon a Time by Kimagure reviews
Remus tells James a fairy tale. James gives Remus a hard time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,445 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/9/2004 - Remus L., James P.
Harry's Howler by RunningWithScissors-182 reviews
I always wondered what would have happened if Harry’s parents had been alive when Harry and Ron flew that car to school, especially if Sirius and Remus were at their house at the time. So consider this an AU story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,032 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 128 - Published: 3/6/2004
The Log of Legolas by Princess Consuella Banana reviews
Legolas' quite hilarious diary from FotR. NOT copied off Cassandra Claire. Warning: Extreme OOC-ness and implied slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/27/2004 - Legolas, Gimli
Lord of the Class by Dreamality reviews
Your teacher is out sick, and guess who your substitute is? Why, none other than Gollum himself! Guest appearances by Sam, Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,322 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 11 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Gollum
Confusion by Accidental Human Contact reviews
Eric avoids a beating. Circumstances conspire, and he learns something about himself. EricxHyde slash. Completed.
That '70s Show - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,875 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/12/2004 - Complete
The Bees and The Birds by Kaiya Mouri reviews
Splinter tries to explain the facts of life to his sons at the age of 25. How does the talk go? You be the judge.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/3/2004 - Complete
Crimson FieldsThe Dragon's Breath by Amrunofthesummercountry reviews
Is accepting one's death considered suicide? Facing their deaths on the battle fields, Merry and Pippin realize things about life and themselves. If they live to share their stories....will they? A tale of bravery and love realized. MP and non-slash ver.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,605 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2004 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Standing Up by Jennavette reviews
“Yes. You’re right, James. I do love you. A lot. I’m absolutely positively madly in love with you.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,337 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/31/2003 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Ill Fated by Elendraug reviews
Merry loves you. This is the only thing you know for certain. Slash. Merry Pippin.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/22/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T. - Complete
The Art of Escape by Tavia reviews
One chap ficlet. Kirk, Spock and McCoy try to figure a way out of a Klingon holding cell. Blatant Advertising: I wrote a POTC fic! Please go read it! It's quite random...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2003
S E C R E T S by Eirtae reviews
After the Fellowship meets Galadriel, secrets are revealed. Short and hopefully humourous!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2003 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Sirius' New Friend by PadfootPrints reviews
Sirius' pet fish has passed away and he's very depressed. The Marauders must find a way to cheer him up again! Will they ever find a new friend for Sirius and will he be happy with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,018 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/24/2003 - Published: 8/14/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Scenes from the Undying Lands by AlsoA reviews
In which we follow the adventures of Legolas and Gimli in the Undying Lands...(Gen, but presupposes a slash relationship.)Now with an official title!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,829 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/16/2003 - Published: 3/27/2002 - Legolas, Gimli
The Journey To Avallone by illyria-pffyffin reviews
Legolas was determined to take Gimli to Eressea, though they knew not if the Dwarf would be welcome there. Little did they know that their journey would be fraught with peril.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,513 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/28/2003 - Gimli, Legolas
Such Times As These by Cantaria reviews
Frodo was not the only one who bore scars from the Quest.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/5/2003 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
The Very Pink Diary by PadfootPrints reviews
The Marauders are feeling pretty bored in class one day, until they find Snape's diary. Then the fun begins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/31/2003 - Published: 7/29/2003 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Not in Vain by Lucy Hale reviews
Fellowship through Boromir's eyes. Merry/Pippin slash, with Man on the side. Completed!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,366 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2003 - Published: 6/28/2003 - Boromir, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Kurt's Flyin' the Fookie Dust by ParkerFloyd reviews
Who's watching Kurt at night? Kitty's acting strange. As a matter of fact, all the girls are. Kurt's just going to have to suffer through it. COMPLETE.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,038 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/5/2003 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete
Night by Robin Gurl reviews
Pippin is lost in Rivendell. He can't find his "Merry". R/R Movie Canon I guess...o O;
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B. - Complete
Radical Transformation by Raphaella reviews
What would happen if Mikey's wish came true, and the turtles became human? What happens if their problems got worse & they had to go to school? Completed - Improving (chapter 2.)
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 44 - Words: 195,074 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/20/2003 - Published: 9/27/2002 - Complete
Divide and Conquer by Jimaine reviews
Movieverse wish a dash of the books: there are Elves at Helm's Deep, and one of them takes an exception to Gimli. Legolas and Gimli are reminded just how deep the hatred between their kinds runs - and the price they pay for their friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2003 - Legolas, Gimli
Embers by Andraste1 reviews
Two hobbits come to terms with the aftermath of the quest. This is SLASH - please don't read if that offends you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,306 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Updated: 4/13/2003 - Published: 8/6/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Child of Her Own by Thomas J reviews
Harry Kim goes to see Janeway to give her something special.
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 724 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/23/2003 - K. Janeway, H. Kim
TMNT: Board Game Blues by StevenM reviews
Raph and Mikey fight over a slice of pizza so they settle it with a simple game; or is it?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 3/20/2003
TMNT: Shadows Over the Sun by StevenM reviews
Donatello strolls through Central Park and suddenly must face his most difficult challenge. The Shredder and the Foot attack, and Donny is all alone. The Final Chapter is up. Enjoy!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,380 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 1/7/2003
Musings by Torchlight by Thundera Tiger reviews
This is a companion piece to another fic called Reflections in the Dark. Covers the same period of time except that instead of Gimli's perspective, we get Legolas's. Spelunking has never been quite so...elvish... And yet dwarvish, too...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
The twelve toppings of pizza by Danceingfae reviews
Parody of the twelve days of Christmas
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2002 - Complete
Hobbits Wreak Havoc in Rivendell by Forestsilver reviews
Merry and Pippin are bored during their stay at Rivendell, so they go out to look for some excitement. In the process, they run over Gimli, lose Aragorn's sword and even drive the future king to the brink of suicide. Does this sound very interesting? R/R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,163 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/30/2002 - Published: 8/14/2002 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Furby Frenzy by Ziptango reviews
NOW what poor, pethetic creature has Mike brought home? (hint: read the title). Complete.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/23/2002 - Published: 11/3/2002 - Complete
The Rescue by Dragon Mistress reviews
Sirius & Remus go to save Harry from the Dursleys. There's only one problem - Siri and Remmie are drunk.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/16/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Reflections in the Dark by Thundera Tiger reviews
A terrible accident leaves Gimli alone, trapped, and injured. These are the thoughts of a dying dwarf while he struggles to hold off the end. Short, sweet, and simple, with cameos by Legolas and Bergil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/15/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Discovery by Ollucky the Duck-Faced reviews
Olly and Lucky's first attempt: how Remus's lycanthropy was discovered. Rated for very mild swearing. MWPP + L + S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,275 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Published: 11/11/2002 - Remus L., Sirius B.
The Color Pink by Jennavette reviews
I don't care what you say, Moony. I think you look wonderful in pink. MWPP time period.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,469 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Remus L., James P. - Complete
Raphael and the Firebird by kyabetsu reviews
heh. heh. I hope you know your fairy tales 'cause I did it again. ps. no turtles were REALLY harmed in the making of this piece of, e-hem, fluff. Oh and I'm not to sure if I crossed the line on this one w/ the rating, please take it w/ a grain of salt
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,022 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/8/2002
Snow White by kyabetsu reviews
I wrote something with only one chapter. :) heh heh.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/2/2002
Total Eclipse by Marie Noire reviews
Warnings! SLASH! Plus, excuse my wonky formatting. Legolas and Gimli are separated after the War of the Ring and pine for each other. Winner in the
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,602 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/28/2002 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
10 Reasons Love Potions are Illegal by Rosekeet reviews
It's almost Valentines Day and Draco (whos secret passion is matchmaking) Harry, Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender have teamed up to set Ron and Hermione up. But uh-oh... Ron has accidently ben slipped WAY to much love potion... *FINISHED*
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,379 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/24/2002 - Published: 7/30/2002 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Beyond This World by Thundera Tiger reviews
A Legolas and Gimli fic set LONG after RotK in the Undying Lands. Baically, a tale of the ultimate end to the Fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,035 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 8/11/2002 - Published: 12/27/2001 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
I Always Know You by Baylor reviews
When the Winter Sickness strikes one of the cousins, it brings back memories of their childhood and the friendship, fun and trials they faced. A sequel to "Handkerchiefs and Mushroom Soup."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,815 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2002 - Published: 8/2/2002 - Meriadoc B., Peregrin T.
Werewolf on Trial by JKLB reviews
After Sirius Black tells Severus Snape how to get in the Whomping Willow tunnel, Remus Lupin has to face the Committee for the Disposal of Dangerous Creatures. MWPP Written before OotP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/23/2002 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Ninja Turtle Hunter by Kali Gargoyle reviews
What happens when Steve Irwin, The Crocodile Hunter, goes in search of the elusive Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles? I'm not quite sure, but it gave me a good laugh!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,394 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/19/2002
An Unspoken Attraction by Marie Noire reviews
Rated PG-13 strictly for the fact that this is m/m SLASH! Nothing graphic though. After the Battle at Helm's Deep, Legolas and Gimli finally have a little bit of time to relax... and time for a mutual confession... OK,OK... blatant mushy PWP... but read
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,139 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/11/2002 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Things You'd Never Hear The X-Men Say: by lilWolvie reviews
Some pointless stuff the X-Men would never say. I've seen so many of these that I had to write one of my own! Hope u like it! There's some BOM in this too! WOW! I ACTUALLY WROTE MORE!! hehe! Plz Review!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,220 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/12/2002 - Published: 2/18/2002
Mellon by JulesAello reviews
Gimli and Legolas in Lórien. The beginnings of friendship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,120 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Gimli, Legolas
PADDicament by Caffey reviews
[J/C and a wee bit (implied) P/T] Kathryn is given an interesting gift at the end of trade negotiations. She enlists B'Elanna help to find out just what it is...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2002 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
The Auror and the Oarling by Triggy reviews
*COMPLETE STORY* A very powerful witch who has reached Hogwarts wants to possess Hermione. Harry and Ron must do what they can to prevent this from happening. A story of how much powerful love and friendship can be against all evil.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2002 - Published: 1/23/2002 - Hermione G. - Complete
Judging Innocence by Fabs G reviews
After an unpredictable twist of fate, Sirius finally gets a trial… and everyone is called to testify…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,450 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2002 - Published: 1/10/2002 - Sirius B.
So Into You by InterNutter reviews
Kurt and Kitty swap bodies for a day. Rated for genderbending and references to nudity. Completed fic!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,782 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/9/2001 - Complete
The Real Meaning Of Bubble Gum by Butterfly2 reviews
Kurt and Kitty go to buy some bubble gum. But the gum... is EVIL!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 186 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/1/2001
Inevitable Punishment by Caffey reviews
[J/C] We have seen the command team about everywhere: in his/her quarters, in the ready room, on the bridge, in sickbay, in the cargo bay, in the shuttle bay, in a shuttle, etc. etc. But we've *never* seen them in the ... well, find out. 8)
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2001 - K. Janeway, Chakotay
Tea with Honey, Flat Ginger Ale . . . by Kelly1 reviews
Okay, the full title is "Tea with Honey, Flat Ginger Ale, And Other Afflictions in the Life of A 15-year-old Freak" it's a Kurt & Kitty fic, a lot of Kurt though, before he finds out Mystique is his mom he wonders about her,and he's sick. I've just added
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,682 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 29 - Updated: 3/10/2001 - Published: 1/24/2001
The BadGuys' Fic by Mandy reviews
This is a humourous fic about Shredder's attempts at defeating the turtles. Set in the old cartoon universe.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,010 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 8 - Updated: 2/2/2001 - Published: 11/27/2000 - Shredder - Complete
Christmas With Voyager by Capt. Janeway reviews
It's Christmas Day, and the senior officers of Voyager are extremely eager to unwrap their gifts . . .
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,625 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/22/2000
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Donatello and the Swede Syndrome reviews
Chapter 20 up! Didn't see that one coming, did you? Donny gets electrocuted and loses his memory. The others must help him recover, but it's hard, since Don thinks he's Swedish! Voted SECOND BEST PARODY in the TMNT Fanfiction Competition 2006.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Donatello
Agent 221 with a License to Spy reviews
After ASiP, Mycroft once again offers John money to spy on Sherlock. John takes it, they split the fee, and together decide what info to feed to Mycroft to make his life more difficult.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,056 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/23/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
The Quest of the Golden Feather reviews
Each night, someone's stealing fruit from Tsar John's magical apple tree. Prince Dean is put on the task of catching the thief. If only things were so simple. A humorous take on the fairytale "The Firebird". Dean/Cas, plus femmeslash in the background.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
SuperNarnia reviews
When some British children disappear during a game of hide-and-seek, it's up to the Winchesters and Castiel to find them. Little do they know that staying at home would've spared them much mental trauma. No, seriously.
Crossover - Chronicles of Narnia & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
In Winter, when Your Home is Chilly reviews
The Lair is usually an amazing, awesome and spectacular place to live, but there's one problem - it's cold in the winter. Nominated for MOST ACCURATE PORTRAYAL OF THE TMNT in the Stealthy Stories TMNT fanfiction competition 2011.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Complete
MICHELANGELO: Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a MICHELANGELO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,546 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Michelangelo - Complete
DONATELLO:The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a DONATELLO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,585 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/1/2011 - Donatello - Complete
RAPHAEL: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a RAPHAEL! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Raphael - Complete
LEONARDO: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual reviews
Congratulations, you are now the proud owner of a LEONARDO! In order to obtain optimum performance from your Ninja Turtle, please follow the procedures detailed in this manual.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Leonardo - Complete
Getting the License reviews
Karai wants to get a driver's license and Shredder reluctantly agrees to help her out by teaching her how to drive. Beware, citizens of New York. BEWARE.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2006 - Karai, Shredder - Complete
Dimension Wars reviews
Cowritten with Empress Caroline of Tamaran. The turtles stumble upon another dimension, which is plagued by war and terror. Before they can go home, they must set some things right...
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2006 - Published: 6/18/2006
Dimension 17 reviews
FINISHED! Kurt disappears in a purple light and ends up in another dimension, where he's forced to fight the Vodash. Xavier, Kitty, Jean, Rogue, Scott and Logan come to the rescue... slight Kurtty. Rated for swearing and violence. R&R, please!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,387 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/11/2006 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W. - Complete
Goldilocks and the Three Turtles reviews
The six year old turtles decide to set up a theatre play, to surprise Master Splinter. But playing theatre proves to be much more complicated than they thought... Includes Mikey in a goldilock wig! R&R, please!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,324 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/7/2006 - Splinter - Complete
The Little Turtles' Godforsaken Day in the Park reviews
My sister wrote this. I don't know what to say, really, just that it's all madness and NOT to be taken seriously. Come to think of it, you couldn't take this seriously even if you tried... Oneshot.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Complete
The Red Toaster of Doom reviews
Based on a fan fiction challenge I got. Harry, Ron and Hermione go back to Marauder time with the help of a mysterious toaster. It's all madness. One shot, rated for swearing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/4/2006 - Complete
How the Movie Mulan was Made reviews
FINALLY FINISHED! A parody of the movie, rated for swearing. R&R, please!
Mulan - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,134 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/4/2006 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Complete
The Subject of Junk Food reviews
A parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas. My sister wrote this. R&R, please!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 475 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2005 - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
The three girls at the Institute are playing truth or dare. So are the boys... Kurtty, oneshot. Takes place somewhere during season 1.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,096 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Nightcrawler/Kurt W., Shadowcat/Katherine P./Kitty P. - Complete