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Joined 03-11-04, id: 552411, Profile Updated: 11-05-11
Author has written 30 stories for Harry Potter.
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Dorm Room by Rabiscar reviews
UPDATED. Through a series of vignettes describing experiences that are all tied to the dormitories, this JP/LE outlines the little events that brought James and Lily together.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,225 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Letters and Care Packages by JamieBell reviews
Ginny's crossed the boundary dividing her from Harry as Ron's little sister. Harry's found out that Ginny is quite the interesting person. Could it be that friendship or maybe more is in the air? Why the hesitation between Ron and Hermione? Hmmm... FIN
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,531 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 4/23/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Living inside Yesterday by Potter47 reviews
COMPLETE! They say the truth will set you free...but do you want to be? They say that memories are the diary we all carry about with us...what a coincidence. They say that time flies...but in which direction? Revised through chapter: 3
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,468 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/26/2005 - Published: 12/23/2003 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Marauders Matchmaking Inc by it's a riot reviews
A Lily and James story. Lily needs to find a date to a wedding, and the Marauders cause a little commotion by pranking her dates out of jealousy and good intentions. Read up to see if these guys can bear the wrath of the Marauders... COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,689 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 9/20/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ode to HG by JamieBell reviews
POEM Praises HG and subtly encourages RHr, however, it does curse HHr. No offense to parties who often take offense to my favorite pairings. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Harry Potter & The Return to Honeychurch by darkmoore reviews
Post Hogwarts - After a busy first year teaching at the Honeychurch Institute of Magic, Harry has a few unforseen bumps along the way. Sequel to Harry Potter & the Honeychurch Institute of Magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 53,594 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 11/1/2004 - Published: 4/22/2004
Refuge by Gwendolyn James reviews
With much laughter and tears, Nymphadora Tonks finds what her heart has been seeking.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,560 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/11/2004 - Published: 6/23/2004 - N. Tonks
Save it for a Rainy Day by Hermione30 reviews
I like the rain. I haven’t always—Crumple-Horned Snorkacks don’t come out when it’s raining. And I had always found rainy days rather depressing. But something changed my mind. It’s hard to say what...maybe, just maybe that "what" is a "who"...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,158 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Harry P., Luna L.
Saved by the Bell by Hermione30 reviews
Hermione is being driven to the point of insanity in her History of Magic class because of a certain...slobbery matter. ONE-SHOT, my first humor fic, includes SFLB snogging, and very slight RHr. Read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/11/2004 - Hermione G. - Complete
Looking Above by JamieBell reviews
How do you make a person see? Do you smack him or yell? Or do you just sit and show you care, or in special cases, that you understand? Ginny opts for the gentler approach... HG fluff, a little angsty with bit of humor thrown in the mix. Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
As we were by lilmic reviews
Post Hogwarts - or not? Join Ginny for her last year in school. H&G fluff. Rated for language and later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,009 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Sleeping Beauties and Sewing Machines by JamieBell reviews
Ginny's got a Muggle Studies project to complete and Hermione's nowhere to be found... Who will help keep her from failing? Strange dream will be encountered...HG of course... [DISCONTINUED]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,234 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/14/2004 - Published: 2/25/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
You are my one and only by lara-sanders reviews
Years ago, Harry Potter left Ginny Weasley for what he thought was her own protection. Well, now he's back but she's getting married...is he too late? HG, RHr, GOC [Complete! Finished! Hooray!]
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,433 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/26/2004 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Yule Ball Loving' Say no more by Hermione 'DB' Granger reviews
To tune of 'Summer Loving' (tell me more).
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/26/2003
There are worse things I could do by Hermione 'DB' Granger reviews
To the tune of same title from 'Grease.' I think it's quite funny but then I wrote it let me know what you think!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 218 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/26/2003 - Hermione G.
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Midsummer's Nightmare reviews
Sixth year was supposed to be amazing. Lily's disappointed and ready to start fresh, James is hopeful, and Severus desperately wants to make amends. All three see their chance to achieve their own desires when Madame Bouche decides it's time for a play! L
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,862 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/17/2009 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love and Quidditch with a Side of Potatoes reviews
After defeating Voldemort everything isn't as perfect as Harry and Ginny had hoped. With complications of work, school, a surprising date and threats of copycats still hanging over their heads, what will finally allow them to live happily ever after?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,675 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Family Bonds reviews
Fred and George learn that Ginny is down in the Chamber of Secrets. A book 2 look at their reaction, with a little of Percy involved.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Ginny and the Sixth Year reviews
With a impossible transfigurations professor, few friends around, and her only desire to help with the ongoing struggles outside the walls of Hogwarts, Ginny doesn't see much hope for this year. She'll have to shape her own destiny in love, war, and life
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,453 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Ginny W., Harry P.
The Mad Things Girls do: Translated for Boys reviews
This is it! Hermione Granger has written the guide that all boys should read! (with special commentary for the girls) Please read and review... oh and boys... maybe you can take a few things away from this!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,363 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 5/27/2005 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Guys and Dolls reviews
All the world's a stage... including Hogwarts. Stress, fun, and private lessons occur when a student decides to put on a musical. Please Read and Review :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,445 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/13/2005 - Published: 1/5/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Resentment 2 reviews
Same as Resentment, only breaking it up a bit, so the 'stories' don't get so long. A collection of lesser character stories. Each chapter stands on its own. In here, find out about Madame Puddifoot... Moaning Myrtle's revenge... Penelope's sorrow. Please
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Resentment reviews
Collection of some lesser characters' views on certain events and people. Some internal thoughts that you might not have considered before. Featuring Petunia, Filch, Snape, Madam Rosmerta, and more. Each chapter stands on its own... Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,155 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/9/2005 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Ginny Weasley and the Chamber of Secrets reviews
Book 2 from Ginny's POV. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,375 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Caught in the Act reviews
Have you ever seen a sibling kiss? How about your best friend? Did you ever feel like throwing up afterward? Please Read and Review. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Grounded reviews
As Harry and Ron are flying their way to school in the stolen Ford Anglia, there is a friendship developing far below them... perhaps even due to the absence of the 'guys'. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,676 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2005 - Hermione G., Ginny W.
Fine Lines reviews
Charlie and Tonks meet up years after they last saw each other in school. What happens when the old rivalry resurfaces? CWNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,294 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - N. Tonks, Charlie W.
My Happy Ending reviews
What happens when things get complicated? Was meant to be really meant to be or is there someone else out there that you just never saw until now? PLEASE R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,204 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 14 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 10/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Lip Sluts reviews
Mono has hit Hogwarts! When Harry catches the plague, Ron goes on a mission to find out who he caught it from... Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,241 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/31/2005 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Harmony at Hogwarts: Marauder style reviews
How to explain... Before Fred and George had Musical Mints, the Marauders had Dynamic Delights; chocolates that made the consumer sing. Prequel to Harmony at Hogwarts, but the sequel to Cabin Fever. Stands on its own, though, so you don't HAVE to read the
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,000 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 10/16/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Thrice Defied reviews
Rated to be safe! Sequel to One More Chance. From one year after Marauder's grad. perhaps to LJ death (not sure yet). My own version of events. PLEASE Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,108 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/29/2004 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cupid Inc reviews
finished Ron won't stop acting jealous and it could be effecting destiny... Cupid Inc. comes to save the day! Lots of fluff. Trio just before year 7. RHr with a little HG Lots of fluff!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,053 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/8/2004 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Holding Hands reviews
One shot- complete! Ron and Hermione have trouble getting things started… neither wants to initiate something as simple as holding the other's hand. Ginny comes in to help the two, and finds it to be a bigger headache than expected. RHr with a little HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Deflating the Head of James Potter reviews
A serious operation is underway... bringing down the size of James's head. Filled with blood, sweat, and tears (the last coming from Sirius), and plenty of laughs. Please Read and Review
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,452 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Cabin Fever reviews
Take James, Remus, Sirius, Lily, James's parents, a whole lot of pranks, put it in a blender and what do you have? One crazy summer. Sequel to 'The April Fool and the Goofster' Enjoy, Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,696 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/19/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Arthur's Loss reviews
Arthur Weasley is the youngest of five, his oldest sister being one of his best friends. What happens when he brings home Molly? How does this dynamic change the life of Evelyn Weasley? AU (because we've been told Arthur was one of three boys)Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,294 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/12/2004 - Published: 8/6/2004 - Molly W.
Blood is thicker reviews
Dennis Creevey is being left out since his brother found a girlfriend. Colin keeps flaking out and Dennis starts to wish he didn't have a brother at all. Can someone change that opinion? Please R&R. No characters listed, but Harry will play role.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,822 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 8/8/2004 - Published: 7/10/2004 - Harry P.
The Devil's Brand reviews
Rated for topic: Oliver Wood has to redo a Muggle study assignment on the Underground Railroad in America, having originally mistaken it for an actual railroad. He wants an easier way to figure out exactly what it is, and the request is granted. Please r&
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Oliver W., Angelina J.
One More Chance reviews
Done!James is an egotistical, rude, obnoxious teenage boy. Lily has finally opened the idea of being his friend, but that's not quite enough for him. With the Marauder's and his mother, can James win over Lily? I promise this will not be a typical JL fic
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 51,927 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2004 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Lily did you Know? reviews
This is a 'songfic' to the Christmas song 'Mary did you know' It's really just different lyrics to the same song. My friend has encouraged me to post it, so I am even though I know it's doesn't have a story intertwined. It's still sweet though. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2004 - Lily Evans P., Harry P.
In the Cafe reviews
This is a look into what might happen if JK Rowling were to head back to the cafes to do some writing. Two crazed fans and Rowling feeling like she's loosing her mind. R&R please. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
All Around the School reviews
What goes on in the most secretive parts of Hogwarts? Read and find out... PG-13 for mild language and scenes, and to be safe. A collaberation piece. Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
The April fool and the Goofster reviews
PG for mild language. One too many pranks have been pulled on Lily. James and Sirius think no one can beat them on April Fool's Day, but what happens when Revenge is the motive? Please R&R FINISHED
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,725 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/23/2004 - Published: 6/22/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.
What a Girl Wants reviews
Ginny and Harry story. Lots of fluff but it will have a plot, I promise. Please R&R Title may change, but I don't have any better ideas right now.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,530 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Just wanna be Ginny reviews
Finished Where can Ginny go to be noticed for her own accomplishment? Will anyone be able to sympythize? Will they ever get her to come home? Please Read and Review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,374 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/1/2004 - Published: 3/19/2004 - Ginny W., Harry P.