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Joined 03-11-04, id: 552431, Profile Updated: 05-29-13
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, LXG, X-Men: Evolution, Sherlock Holmes, Naruto, and One Piece.

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The following stories are kept for nostalgic purposes only, and are never intended to be updated (apologies to the scant few who care):

- Flowers the Colour of Venom

- The League of the Extraordinary

- Evolution Alpha

While I'm very flattered by the attention, Flowers the Colour of Venom (which, when I was 14, seemed like a perfectly logical and individual title), is no longer running - and, um, hasn't been since 2005, I think...:P Actually, it's a little embarrassing to have it still up, seeing as the writing and plot is worthy of my 14-year-old self, but I remember all the times I read a fic once and then ages later, recalled reading and liking the fic, search for it and then find it removed from the internet. I hated those moments. Since I know that someone, somewhere enjoyed that story (and my other stories that pre-date Mystery of the Missing Gingerbread), I won't remove it. Just, um, try to avoid it if possible. And those other ones before Mystery. Eheheh...

Many, many apologies to those who 1) stumble across my account and are actually disappointed and 2) keep favouriting Flowers the Colour of Venom. Many thanks.

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Black Glove Pirates: Journey Through Paradise by Sir Gar the Bold reviews
SEQUEL TO BLACK GLOVE PIRATES. The newly-named captain and her crew have gotten out of West Blue, but the Grand Line is a whole different world. They will put everything on the line to fight to the top. Rated M for graphic violence and other adult themes.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 89 - Words: 533,231 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/15 - Published: 9/23/2011
Why Kakashi Should Never Read Out Loud by lord of the land of fire reviews
What would happen if Kakashi started reading out loud passages from his favorite book? The idea for this just occurred to me and I wrote it up. Very light hearted please don't take it too seriously!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 36,841 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 2,801 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 5/30 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Kakashi H. - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 187,685 - Reviews: 6786 - Favs: 10,160 - Follows: 11,220 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Hanley by NibelungVelocity reviews
Amano Hanley wasn't quite normal, true, but she was sure she had never done anything to deserve near death and a strange adventure in another world. Begins ten years before Luffy leaves Fuusha Village. New chapter: Grand Line.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 311,097 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 583 - Updated: 5/28/2015 - Published: 6/8/2009 - Luffy
True Dreaming by Kagetaka reviews
It really started off as nothing more than a strange dream. Every night, Demetra would dream the same thing, an open blue sea, an endless sky, and a crew of notorious pirates. Next thing she knew, she went from being an invisible bystander to more.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,526 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 5/3/2013 - Published: 7/10/2009 - E. Kidd, Killer
Adapt by Miss Mungoe reviews
She has always made the best of her surroundings, yet her new form...takes some time getting used to. – Razer/Aya, set after 'Dark Matter'.
Green Lantern: The Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,279 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 4/12/2013 - Published: 4/4/2013 - [Aya, Razer] Hal J., Kilowog
Subtlety by MadRabbit reviews
Caveat lector. Just when you think you have reached the summit, another mountain appears. Once nameless, once called 'Boy', he finds fame as Dracule Mihawk. Part XV: Having encountered pirates of all kinds, Mihawk meets his match in the Blind-eye pirates and a prediction of certain death.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,353 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Mihawk
The Sons of Durin by Kivrin reviews
Bilbo Baggins is a humble grocer, living a quiet life. The police say the Sons of Durin are a crime family. The government has labeled them a group of environmental terrorists. Thorin Oakenshield will tell you that they are simply desperate for a home. But when Bilbo is dragged into the group as their unwilling burglar, everything he has taken for granted will be torn asunder.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 101,259 - Reviews: 559 - Favs: 482 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 1/25/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Sailing for misadventures by Aoi24 reviews
OPfanforall, small challenges and fics that don't warrant seperate entries. Anything goes. Crack, humour, AU, death, violence and potential Garp so consider yourself warned. Anything goes so don't give me that look.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,280 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010
The Case of the Teddy Interrogation by Yarsian reviews
Young Hamish Watson-Holmes creates a crime scene out of his stuffed animals.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 427 - Follows: 44 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sowilo by Evandar reviews
Oneshot. Loki shelters from the rain in a coffee shop run by Harry Potter and somehow manages to change them both forever. - I've been calling you 'Mr Cappuccino' in my head all this time; you could have told me your name - Harry/Loki slash
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,641 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 3,921 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 5/7/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Touch the Fleeting Chill of Air by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Sherlock likes to visit the cemetery. But one day when Mycroft takes him, the ten-year-old boy finds a man sitting on a tombstone he claims is his own marker. And that he died during The Great War. .:. AU ghost!John multi-chap fic. kid!lock, then present.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,855 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Assassins' Archives: Ginevra by J. Tyler reviews
Armed with foreknowledge and aided by a renegade cyborg, the Assassins of the Renaissance set out to fight the future. History will never be the same-literally. AU, begins mid-AC2.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 76 - Words: 149,160 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 7/10/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Fisherwoman by Seregunda reviews
Not many people who spend their lives fishing with their one-eyed cat can say their fishing boat was rammed by the Kidd Pirates ship, and afterwards are slowly yet surely practically stalked across the Grand Line by said pirates. Coincidentally of course.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 93,562 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 7/12/2010 - E. Kidd, Killer - Complete
Personal Space by probablyquantum reviews
After the incident at the pool, Sherlock and John renegotiate the rules governing personal space. John/Sherlock pre-? slash. Fluff. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,878 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Housewarming by k8ec reviews
An unexpected mail delivery has John puzzled.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Medic by Aoi24 reviews
AU. Drabble/short!fic series. After the massacre, Sasuke devotes himself to the path of the healer seeking to save lives rather than destroy them. Medic-nin!Sasuke. PTSD!Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 38 - Words: 14,744 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 8/6/2010 - Sasuke U.
The past is prologue by Rachel Indeed reviews
Sherlock Holmes and John Watson were first introduced in 2010. But they'd spent an hour together before that, here and there.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,595 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/25/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Sherlock and John Dodge Several Romantic Tropes by Imbrii reviews
...Only to Fall Victim to One Anyway. John/Sherlock. In retrospect, he really shouldn't be surprised that they see each other naked long before they kiss. Everything with Sherlock is backwards or topsy-turvy, never following the set patterns.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3465 - Favs: 1,640 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Crime by Denaliyasha reviews
"Do you think for one second that if Sherlock Holmes ever decided to kill someone, you'd know or even suspect him?" John defends Sherlock in an unconventional way. Pre-slash-ish. Maybe. Mostly just John being awesome and condescending.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 35 - Published: 3/19/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dealbreaker by Rebecca Hb reviews
A year after Song returned from Ba Sing Se, when the leaves were turning orange, a Fire man hauled a Water Tribesman into her clinic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,285 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Song, Ozai - Complete
Deathsong by LoquaciousQuark reviews
Post-series. An accident has unexpected ramifications, and Ichigo suddenly faces a new life and a new threat in Soul Society. Living is never as simple as it seems. IchiRuki, complete.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 55,973 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 889 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/19/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
In Five Pieces by Phalanx reviews
Written for Aoihand's Multiverse Challenge. Sets of five drabbles for an AU scenario where Straw Hat Crew only comprised of members of the Eleven Supernova. Bonney, Law, Drake, Hawkins, Urouge, Kidd, Killer and Apoo so far- Completed with Zoro and Capone
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,999 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,480 - Follows: 1,131 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Hattie Potter and the Prisoners of Azkaban by xisney reviews
Hattie has to testify at Lockhart's trial that may send him to Azkaban, and Neville is determined that Sirius Black escaped to get him at Hogwarts, considering his parents are the ones who put Sirius there. Also, Quirrell is back on the loose!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,639 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 844 - Follows: 98 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Tied for Last by Speechwriter reviews
Hermione is killed by Voldemort, and is now dead. Well, sort of. Turns out that death is a little more complex than she knew... Ignores epilogue and last 50ish pages of DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 244,650 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Brat by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Crocodile and Vivi are stranded on an island. AU. For Abra Cadaverous.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,237 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Crocodile, Vivi - Complete
New Adjustments by Danyella Skyler Silverfire reviews
Zoro wakes up with some changes. So now the Strawhats have to make some adjustments.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,872 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 10/25/2008 - Zoro, Sanji
Oil and Water by Kasai Ame reviews
She's afraid of him and he has no idea how to handle people. When Gazille and Levi get stuck on a job together, it's a tough mix. Oneshot, rated M for languge and fluffy smut.
Fairy Tail - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 72 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Gajeel R., Levy M. - Complete
Memories by StarkBlack reviews
AU Zoro/Sanji Sanji was in an accident and has lost his memory. Now Zoro takes the painful steps of helping Sanji take back his life. Will the swordsman win back his love? Or is he doomed to be just a friend forever? WARNINGS: Yaoi, language, severe angst.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 184,845 - Reviews: 1567 - Favs: 1,608 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 4/8/2010 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
insurgere by Silver Pard reviews
Hufflepuff is the house of the leftovers, the losers, the forgotten. Well, Tom Riddle thinks, it's time to change that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,414 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 392 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
When you live forever, it's hard to let go by Aoi24 reviews
Ace asks a question about mythical zoan devil fruits and prompts Marco to remember an old friend that has already gone on ahead. Devil fruit speculation. OC. COMPLETE
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Marco, Ace - Complete
Okama Back To Me by Lady Emzebel reviews
As if you'd thought the crew could get any weirder...and then they just had bring on board the flamboyant transvestite we all love best. A response to The Sacred and Profane's 'newkama' prompt. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bon Clay/Mr. 2 - Complete
This Time Around by Crimson Skies reviews
A six year old Sasuke wakes from a nightmare...but Itachi wouldn't really kill the clan, right? As for Naruto, well, maybe he won't be so alone...this time around.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,871 - Reviews: 4283 - Favs: 6,370 - Follows: 6,479 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
It's That Time by elvenarchress reviews
AU: gender reversed!Straw Hats When it's that time of the month, a new Marine recruit learns just why they should stay far, far away...Full List UP!
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,861 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 635 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 12/16/2009 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Straw Hats P., Luffy - Complete
Double Take, Matimli Parody by Lady Emzebel reviews
Hancock simply cannot believe there is a guy out there that can pass by without staring at her ass...slight crack, AU, oneshot. Enjoy.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,744 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Boa Hancock
What Good Are Razors? by C.B. Magique reviews
A one-night-stand ends badly and finds Kidd on the wrong side of a chainsaw. TLxEK
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,813 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/1/2009 - E. Kidd, T. Law - Complete
Coming Out on Top by penniless1 reviews
Arrested, dragged onto a gaol ship, headed for the worst place on earth, what do pirate supernovas talk about to pass the time? Not nice language for kiddies, mild sexual references.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,384 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 10/29/2009 - E. Kidd - Complete
Step Off the Edge by sesquipedality reviews
She was a student, not a soldier, and she made a student's mistake- and then made up for it. Marietta Edgecombe under Fudge, Scrimgeour, Thickness, and Shacklebolt- now with complimentary Dean Thomas, free of charge! .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Marietta E., Dean T. - Complete
4 Times the Kasanodagumi Are Confused by peroxidepest17 reviews
Four Times the Kasanoda-gumi Are Confused About Waka’s Sexuality and One Time Everything Works out Okay
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,477 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/27/2009 - R. Kasonada, Tetsuya
The Greatest Party That NeverOfficiallyHappened by Slim Gohan reviews
On the eve of his first child being born, Garp has Gol D. Roger cornered once more. However, instead of fighting, Garp and Roger agree to throw the greatest party ever. This is the story of the party the World Government didn't want you to know about.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Garp, Gol D. Roger - Complete
So, you're back? by Vehome reviews
Rayleigh finds his way back and Shakuyaku opens her door for him. Just a bit of naughtiness. Oneshot. Rayleigh X Shakuyaku R&R!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,459 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2009 - S. Rayleigh, Shakuyaku - Complete
Harry Potter and the Muggle Mess by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Albus Dumbledore attempts to drop Harry Potter off with the Dursley family when things go terribly wrong. The whole universe shifts because of one man's action.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,963 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 2,327 - Follows: 595 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Amelia B., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shirt by Storymaster Caith reviews
Temari realized something weird was going on when she saw Kankuro in The Shirt. multichapter yaoi crack!pairing romance. Oh yeah.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,065 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Chōji A., Kankuro
Gifts of the Kazekage by happywanderer2 reviews
The whole ‘Kankuro inherited the puppets’ thing that you see in some character descriptions makes no sense to me. So here is my version of events. This occurs during the both the story arcs, so beware of Shippuden spoilers. Rated 13 or T for violence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 58,950 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Kankuro, Baki
Recent Photo by PSITeleport reviews
What starts out as a normal, administrative operation turns into a rather stimulating game. But who will the real winner be? Shika/Tema one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,566 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Wrong Number by StarkBlack reviews
Zoro dials a wrong number trying to get a hold of his friend, but it turns out to be kind of awesome.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,423 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 873 - Follows: 76 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
Saved by ScriptedScarlet reviews
It is a sad day for the world of One Piece. Luffy was captured in his attempt to free Ace, and now they both await their executions. It would seem that all hope is lost...or is it? One shot.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Luffy, Ace - Complete
A Squib Worth by Naia reviews
The day Harry Potter turned eleven was the day he would have re-entered the magical world. But the letter never came; Harry Potter was a Squib. Dismissed by the wizards, he makes a quiet life for himself and will not stand for them to ruin it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,460 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 2,876 - Follows: 636 - Published: 1/5/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Falling by Gennerator reviews
Ling, Ran Fan, and a pit. Surely nothing too drastic can happen.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,015 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Ling Y., Madame Christmas - Complete
A Different Fate by lordhellebore reviews
COMPLETE: AU: JKR portrays Harry as completely unaffected by the Avada Kedavra cast at him. But how would things have gone if it had been different? Drabble series, five drabbles per chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,025 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 1,636 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 12/27/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - [Petunia D., Remus L.] Harry P., Dudley D. - Complete
Locker Room Therapy by Asuka Kureru reviews
SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
gratuitous violence by smartalker reviews
Lucy’s not a guy, so Erza can’t bond with her over the usual things. You know, like meat and violent movies and ‘art’ that is really just soft core porn.
Fairy Tail - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 26 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Erza S., Lucy H. - Complete
Artistry by Storymaster Caith reviews
Kankuro and Gaara spend some quality family time together, in the usual Sabaku way. Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 497 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
The Scarlet Pimpernel by AMarguerite reviews
Percy Weasley recieves some fictional inspiration before realizing that Authority, though Authority, is not always right. Through DH, he tries to do the right thing, rescue Muggleborns without losing his life or his job, and find the right laws. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 53,050 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 9/14/2007 - Percy W., Penelope C. - Complete
Recall Alice When She Was Just Small by Harmonic Friction reviews
Dudley Dursley: champion boxer, crass chav, cannibal?, bad boyfriend, good son, annoying cousin, best friend. It's hard to keep all the identities straight. Fin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 157,798 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 11/3/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Dudley D. - Complete
End Of the Line by shewhoguards reviews
Hell was, Snape decided, a crowded railway platform.Post Deathly Hallows. Contains spoilers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 30,933 - Reviews: 730 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 10/31/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Severus S. - Complete
Naruto: 20 Sword Swings by Tiger5913 reviews
He stood in the background and watched everything unfold while passing judgments on others... but now it is his turn to be in the spotlight. ! Baki centric, based on the 20 truths style !
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,440 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Baki - Complete
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 1,178 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Future Imperfect by AzarDarkstar reviews
One Shot. AU. A world in which Voldemort wins. And honestly wishes he hadn't. Time travel. Potential future slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,506 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 306 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P. - Complete
What it Takes to Make her Smile by TaintedMoonlight reviews
--AU-- Not every fairy lives a happy life. Not every curse is made to last. Not every girl is doomed to laugh. They say she cannot smile for if she does, then she must grant any wish her jester chooses to bequeath and her life will fade with every wish.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,449 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/4/2008 - Published: 6/10/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
There For You by Ayien reviews
Movie-verse. Sarah didn't know when she figured out who her godfather was. An attempt to address the cliche 'Tony Stark has a goddaughter whose parents die' plotline in a realistic fashion.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,035 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 57 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Complete
Do You Remember Love by DigiFruit reviews
Naruto dies and then wakes up as a twelve-year-old genin. He discovers that the shadow clone technique duplicates his soul each time he uses it, and he is cursed to relive the tragedy that is his life over and over again for every soul he had duplicated.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,145 - Reviews: 638 - Favs: 2,962 - Follows: 551 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Price by Storymaster Caith reviews
Nothing in this world is free. An alternative view on Kankuro's habit of closing one eye. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
How to Make Love: The Wonders of Wanking by Edlama reviews
Thanks to sharing a tent with Naruto, Gaara now knows what a 'boner' is... and promptly decides that he'd like to have one too. Will Naruto be able to overcome his embarrassement and help his friend? Warning: Fluffy Porn.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
Morning Surprise by QueenTigris reviews
Temari wakes up with an unexpected little insomniac in her bed. And he doesn't want to leave. Post "Save Gaara" Arc. Family bonding.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,448 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 40 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Skyrider by Kagetaka reviews
Post-Skypiea. Freedom was possible death. Imprisonment was assured life. Such impossible choices, and only few possible outcomes...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,696 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Shura - Complete
Death Glare by Nymyrra reviews
When Gaara discovers Matsuri upset about some things she heard some people at school say, he teaches her how to deal with them - i.e., how to scare them witless. One part fluff, one part angst, and one part introspective. Don't mess with Matsuri.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,954 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Gaara, Matsuri - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 6,301 - Follows: 771 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
Cauterize by Lady Altair reviews
"Of course it's missing something vital. That's the point." Dennis Creevey takes up his brother's camera after the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 1391 - Favs: 5,564 - Follows: 508 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Dennis C. - Complete
2 AM by omegatrinity reviews
LucciKaku. Kaku wakes up next to Lucci, but can't seem to remember how he got there.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,205 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Lucci, Kaku - Complete
Almost a Squib by BajaB reviews
What if Vernon and Petunia were even more successfull in 'beating all that nonsense' out of Harry? A silly AU story of a nonpowerful, but cunning, Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 46,899 - Reviews: 1024 - Favs: 3,386 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Because it's Better in Suna by TaintedMoonlight reviews
Nara Shikamaru doesn't really like Christmas. He thinks it's one of the more troublesome holidays there is. Temari is determined to change his mind. So Shikamaru is spending Christmas with Temari and her brothers... IS it better in Suna?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,852 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
The Kitten by Lily Kalanoa reviews
Konoha is hosting the Chunin exams for the first time since Naruto first tested. Lee is asked to watch over the ninja from Sand and sees firsthand the blackness in others' hearts, even his own. But such a thing can be erased by the most unlikely place.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Lee R., Gaara - Complete
Grinding by StarkBlack reviews
AU. Songfic. Dance club. You can guess the rest. ZoroSanji WARNINGS: Swearing, boyxboy
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,920 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/3/2007 - Zoro, Sanji - Complete
Basic Techniques by Tsuchi reviews
Gaara’s blank stare was more eloquent that his mouth had ever been, and Matsuri’s fell open in response. Temari was left to explain, of course. Temari minific.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/28/2007 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
A Mutual Understanding by firefly reviews
In which Hidan plays the empathetic ear to Hinata's lamentations in the middle of the night, in the cafeteria, over ice cream and chocolate. AU RP based crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,118 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 879 - Follows: 104 - Published: 11/22/2007 - Hinata H., Hidan - Complete
Automatic by Dayadhvam reviews
Gaara's shield defense is automatic: he has never had to consciously think about ordering the sand where it is needed. Kankurou and Temari have always known this.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Gaara, Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Old Souls by Fire Tears reviews
Ace observes, and understands, and belongs. Not necessarily in that order. Strawhats, Smoker x Ace
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,985 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Smoker, Ace - Complete
Routine by Pure Chocolatte reviews
Sandsib fic. A peek into a sacred time of the day for Gaara, Kankuro and Temari. Spoilers up till the Rescue Gaara arc.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,065 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
The Puir Laddie Who Lived by fojee reviews
HPDiscworld crossover, AU. The wee free men are good with doors. So what happens if they find a doorway that led them straight to Godric's Hollow that Halloween night ten years ago?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Complete
Minister Scrimgeour Does Not Approve by Lomonaaeren reviews
Postwar, HPDM slash. The Ministry has regulations that prevent Auror partners from dating. Minister Scrimgeour knows Aurors Potter and Malfoy are dating, and he's about to sack Potter any minute now. If he can catch them at it, of course.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 1,363 - Follows: 159 - Published: 7/2/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sabotage by therealesther reviews
When her fifth date got food poisoning, and her sixth date cancelled in over the phone in a tone bordering on hysteria, Sakura decided things were getting out of hand. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 1,515 - Follows: 163 - Published: 6/14/2007 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fish Heads by Lotos-Eater reviews
[Sandsib gen fic] Because Kankurou just had to be a jerk, something they thought they had lost for good was reborn.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,374 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Brains Over Beauty by The Wandmaker reviews
How would history have changed if Merope Gaunt had been born a powerful witch instead of a squib? MGTR, SSHP, mention of TMRLE. Written for The Dusk Til Dawn Severus SnapeHarry Potter FuhQFest. Het and slash pairings, you have been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,527 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/19/2007 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Merope G., Tom R. Jr.
Aging by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Shanks and Ben discuss the finer points of aging. Okay, well, they get drunk and Shanks rambles, and Ben listens and occasionally comments. You know how it goes.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 844 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Complete
Switch Switch by peroxidepest17 reviews
Zoro ingests a Devil's Fruit. Hilarity ensues.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 3/4/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006
Patchwork by NessieGG reviews
When she thought he was sleeping, he saw her get scissors and snip off a section of the yellow sheet beneath their intertwined bodies. [NejiTen, one shot]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Cartwheel by Lonicera Japonica reviews
Missing scene between pages 43 and 44 of chapter one. After Shanks lost his arm, how did Luffy recover? This is one theory. Written for and inspired by Jameth.
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 904 - Follows: 198 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 657 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 194 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Quill Pro Quo by shiiki reviews
Romilda Vane: girly, flippant, and catty. What happens when she needs a favour from Luna Lovegood? Certainly, Romilda never expected to get her comeuppance for tormenting the school's infamous Loony! Set during HBP, and written for the Broken Quill challe
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,851 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Published: 11/19/2006 - Romilda V., Luna L. - Complete
Cop a Feel by peroxidepest17 reviews
There are repercussions for those who sexually harass. Even those who don’t know they do it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Complete
Just a Random Tuesday… by Twisted Biscuit reviews
A VERY long Tuesday in the life of Minerva McGonagall. With rampant Umbridgeitis, uncooperative Slytherins, Ministry interventions, an absent Dumbledore and a schoolwide shortage of Hot Cocoa, it’s a wonder she’s as nice as she is.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 58,525 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 1,634 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/1/2006 - Published: 8/26/2006 - Minerva M., Dolores U. - Complete
Fifty Nine Moves by Oh Dee reviews
It only took fifty nine moves for checkmate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,120 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 70 - Published: 8/31/2006 - Shikamaru N., Temari - Complete
Communication Between Manly Men by peroxidepest17 reviews
The only things that matter to Paulie
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Complete
Maddened and Maddening by She's a Star reviews
They have been on this island for two hours and sixteen minutes, and Elizabeth has decided that she will die here. Set during CotBP.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 607 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
Eternal Sunshine of the Scourgified Mind by Solstice Muse reviews
The trio have defeated Voldemort but paid a devastating price.How can they cope without each other and without any magical memories?. This fic is now being gradually beta'd and chapters reposted
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 177,085 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/25/2006 - Published: 9/26/2005 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Convalescence by helga3 reviews
Shikamaru spends some time in Sand, convalescing. Temari keeps him occasional company. Temari, Shikamaru, UST.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/3/2006 - Temari, Shikamaru N. - Complete
Garden of Sanctuary by Nes Mikel reviews
AU: Oneshot. An alternate ending to Naruto. The Heavens describe the Garden a peaceful paradise. The Hells describe the Garden a baneful prison. In here... which is it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,149 - Reviews: 575 - Favs: 1,556 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 2/2/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Accounting no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Lots of people have postulated that Naruto's good at financial planning. Let's follow that thought a little farther into the future.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 4,332 - Follows: 770 - Published: 2/15/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Parallels by et2brute reviews
GaaNaru. Spoilers for the recent manga chapters. After Gaara's ressurrection Naruto can't sleep the night before they return to Konoha and pays Gaara visit. Mild lime.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,092 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete
A Many Splintered Thing by Fire Tears reviews
“We get this one moment of happiness, and that's it. And that's supposed to be enough but it isn't, and we're supposed to be okay with that but I'm not.” [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,852 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2005 - Smoker - Complete
The Heads of One Thousand Goblins: A Love Story by SickleYield reviews
Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,935 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/17/2005 - Gimli - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 2,182 - Follows: 425 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Words by Fire Tears reviews
Apparently, Ace does think ahead. Considering the circumstances, that's not a comforting discovery. [SmokerAce]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2005 - Smoker - Complete
Midnight Snack by SaturnOolaa reviews
Back in Hidden Sand, Kankurou and Temari... are starting to worry about Gaara's eating habits. The question is, why? Spoilers up to the end of the Chuunin Exams.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,466 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/8/2004 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
A Fine Figure in a Nightdress by Merrymoll reviews
(Sequel to "Night on the Tiles"). The return of Mildred Easy, who has to cope with International Diplomacy, an amorous vampire and dusting...
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 3/5/2004
Nest Egg by Sgamer82 reviews
Nico Robin's past is filled with with secrets and mystery. When she discovers one of those secrets is about to be exposed, Robin will cross any line necessary to prevent it.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,691 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2004 - Published: 4/10/2004 - Robin - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 53 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
A Night on the Tiles by Merrymoll reviews
Chivalry, Vetinari style, with a maid in the wrong place at the wrong time and some rooftop gallivanting. Now finished!
Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,598 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2004 - Published: 11/8/2003 - Complete
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Let's Redecorate reviews
Iris learns that she cannot make a family with magic, though magic can certainly help it along. What magic can make, however, is something Number 12 Grimmauld Place never saw coming…Girl!Harry and Sirius bonding, featuring arson, explosions, a bit of angst, a lot of laughter, and mischief well managed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,369 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 41 - Published: 8/24/2013 - Complete
The Pocket Watch Mystery reviews
Dr John Watson narrates the tale of the missing pocket watch; a notable case in that it managed to distract Sherlock Holmes from boredom for longer than thirty seconds.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,853 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Chance to Breathe reviews
After the war, there is a great silence. Trapped within this silence, finally able to breathe freely and yet feeling unable, sometimes people don't quite know what to do with themselves. After the war, Female!Harry is still trying to find her feet.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,328 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Harry P., Viktor K. - Complete
Yer a Witch, Iris reviews
Hagrid arriving in the sea shack and calling 11-year-old Iris Harriet Potter a witch is not quite the same thing as calling Harry James Potter a wizard...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 460 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Would She Like Pink? reviews
"Things would be so much easier if she were a boy...if it was Harry instead of Harriet I could get him a Firebolt. What do girls like?" Sirius is terrible at giving gifts to girls...on second thought, maybe he's the best girly gift-giver in the world..?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 61 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Candy Boy reviews
The secret Ivankov hinted at during Impel Down...the secret a certain Level 6 escapee wants to keep secret - revealed!
One Piece - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 509 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Crocodile - Complete
Gaara Evolution reviews
A character study for Gaara that turned into fluff in the second half. Happy Birthday, Gaara! WARNING: slight dusting of shounen ai and spoilers for everything Gaara-related in the series. Also contains traces of Rock Lee.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,360 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Gaara, Lee R. - Complete
The Mystery of the Missing Gingerbread reviews
A little Christmas story - Watson helps Holmes solve the mystery of the missing gingerbread. One-shot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Evolution Alpha reviews
Just something I've been toying with. What if there was an XMen: Evolution version of Alpha Flight? Well, how about you read and find out . . .DISCONTINUED.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2005
The League of the Extraordinary reviews
When past and future; two different worlds collid . . . what will be the consequences? Can the fresh blood of the New League meet the standards of the Old? Or will everything melt away, just as the Evil predicted? DISCONTINUED.
LXG - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2005 - Published: 2/2/2005
Flowers the Colour of Venom reviews
What if . . . Harry Potter was born Iris Potter a girl! A girl version of Harry is now wandering the halls of Hogwarts, and whatEVER shall she get up to . . ? DISCONTINUED.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,248 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/6/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - George W., Draco M.