A crossover between Worm and the Cyberpunk universe. MC is Taylor from an AU (Riley/Bonesaww triggered with QA bug control powers and killed Jack Slash) but she lived her life as is canon, then gets swapped into the Cyberpunk universe and must survive. Medical Tinker Taylor in a Cyberpunk world.

An irritated Pokemon might tell you to stop what you're doing. An irritated animal will probably just attack you. Pokemon, for all their power, would be open books and a breeze to care for to any competent animal handler on Earth. After a fiery death, a professional zookeeper who never outgrew Pokemon games ends up in the world of Pokemon. The entire world is thrown onto its side.

After a night of partying at university, fraternity member Thad woke up to find himself not where he remembered sleeping. The gym was his temple, but can he make his way through the world of Pokemon? (OC Insert).

The residents of Pure Heart Valley live their daily lives, even if it includes the occasional monster. Mao Mao, Badgerclops, and Adorabat have even started to get used to this lifestyle. But just as things started to become peaceful, something unpredictable happens. Mao Mao’s sisters take some time to visit! Why now? And how will this affect Mao Mao?

A drabble collection of the sort of pokemon world lore you might find in an expanded version of the pokedex.

Sometimes, small things can have unforeseen consequences. Like the butterfly causing an hurricane. Or the nail costing a war. Or the snotling messing around where he shouldn't causing the rise of a different kind of hero... "Awigt den, come have a go, ya gits! Waaaaagggghh!"

Dementors are known to bring up the worst memories of your past. In Harry's case, it brings up memories from a life he once lived. Perhaps now both lives could do what they've always wanted. Defeat Voldemort and learn magic. AU starting with POA. No pairings yet.

A place to put misc ideas that may or may not become real fics some day and don't fit into one of my other idea files.

Ah, Night City! The air smells of shit, a shooting around every corner, rampant corruption, homelessness, incompetence, crime, and more! So, what's a lone man to do? Fix it, of course! If only I'd known just how much shit I was in for... (My first story, so a bit rough around the edges)

It had happened many times before, all with the same outcome. The scared sisters, the dark monsters, and the uncle who saved the former from the later. But this time, not all the actors showed up. This time, something else saved the Rose. And now, all who threaten what she strives to protect will learn to fear the crows.

When a humble shelf stocker is suddenly whisked away to the world of Pokemon, it doesn't take him long to decide his new path in life. With his friends by his side, he's going to earn badges, challenge the leagues, and fulfill his destiny! ...Just as soon as he can figure out what that destiny might be.

Jaune had always wanted to go to a school to learn to battle the creatures of Grimm. But as a boy with no huntsmen training, no huntsmen knowledge, and no huntsmen transcripts, he had absolutely no chance of getting into a school like that legally. After scouring the darkest corners of the CCTNet, he finally found a lead. A place called Grimm Academy. Cover art by Seshirukun.

A Jedi youngling decides to seek his future out in the wider galaxy, rather than be shipped off to the agri-corps. Years later he decides to post how to videos about the Force on the HoloNet. Not a crack fic. Not an SI.

Welcome to the nightmare in my head. Say hello to something scary. The monster in your bed. Just give in and you won't be sorry. Welcome to my other side. Hello, it's Ms. Bleiss. Cover art by ThyBlake.

To regain a fraction of his humanity, Ainz attempts to create a spell capable of countering his emotion suppressor: but the incantation is more potent than expected, and Suzuki Satoru finds himself irreversibly restored, in the flesh! As more and more people find out and misinterpret the transformation's purpose, will Ainz be able to uphold his façade as the infallible Overlord?

Ainz Ooal Gown, or rather, Momonga got Isekai'd into Tokoy-3 during the first Angel attack, and got punched in the face by EVA-01. Things... escalated somewhat.

Aqua abandons Kazuma and he is forced to survive on his own. There is no stopping him now.

What would you do with all the riches in the world? Party? Relax? Good works? Well, a man from Earth is about to find his answer to a similar question when he wakes up as one Mr. Schnee. He'd better find an answer quick, though; his daughter just kissed a Faunus on live television!

I just wanted to go out and stick it to my bullies, it figures my first night out I run into the biggest bully in Brockton Bay. Hopefully that guy in the straw hat has experience fighting dragons.

The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.

Jaune's new team Gaslights, Gatekeeps, and Girlbosses its way from one mental health crisis to another. A story about self-improvement, failing to live up to your own expectations, cute girls suffering emotionally, and learning how Blake somehow goes from Bland to Best Girl. The ride only stops in case of emergency, and crippling trauma is NOT an emergency!

Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.

A lone human staggers his way into Hallownest with no recollection of how he got there. Or any recollection of anything, really. With no skills in survival or combat, his only hope is to follow this small Knight creature around until he finds his way home. Or until this alien disease in his head kills him first.

After defeating the basilisk, Harry is expelled for his efforts. Dumbledore was unable to get his job back as Headmaster. The two set off on a trip together around the world, where Harry will discover the benefits of being the only student of a brilliant former Headmaster who no longer feels the need to avoid sharing information.

The Sorting Hat needs a vacation after it was forced to sort a special student. Sadly, Albus isn't happy with the idea. Luckily, there're always old... friends (?) who are willing to help out. If the Hat had known, it would have stayed home... AU Reincarnation-fic.

Peter thought that he had died back on Titan. Turns out he was wrong. Thrown into a world where powers are very common. Peter must make sense of everything while trying to find a way home. Not very easy when Pro-Heroes started coming to his door and making him go to some school. Not to mention a group called the league of villains that are after his Quirk. Whatever that is.

A young, lonely yordle dreams of becoming the greatest celestial mage who ever lived. But after capture and imprisonment, he faces hellish trials of torture, murder, and mass destruction. Escaping with naught but his life, trauma, and a new mastery of the dark arts, he sets out again to fulfill his childhood dream in the only way he knows how: Destruction.

The world of Pokémon is full of many strange things, but now there's an additional human physically incapable of using any Pokémon other than Bug types. At least the little bastards are cute. SI-OC.

The sun rises over Brockton Bay.

Alduin has returned and dragged in his wake a newcomer to Skyrim. Kratos, years after the events of God of War, finds himself in a tumultuous Skyrim, plagued by dragons and civil war.

A prank in Professor Trelawney's class leads to Ron being hailed as a seer. But nobody could predict how that would change Harry's fate. AU, starts 3rd year. Powerful!Harry. Adventure/Humor. [Complete]

So I was just going to bed, minding my own business, then suddenly *boom* I'm Black Sperm. Eighteen years before canon. Not really sure what to do as a mysterious being though, guess I'll go do the most realistic thing and go kill some monsters and try to become a hero. Hopefully I can manage to prevent future disasters as they happen... I'm sure it won't be too difficult... maybe.

On the Day of Black Sun, Zuko's confrontation with his father has a lethal yet positive outcome. Now Firelord and essentially ruler of a war-torn world, he forges his own path and his own destiny. Luckily, and surprisingly, he has Azula on his side. Now if he can only keep her from killing everyone that disagrees with him, which is more of a challenge than the Avatar has ever been.

(CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM RED DEAD REDEMPTION 2) Arthur Morgan got his redemption at the end, or at least something that made it all worth it to him. But it seems God wants to give him another chance. Now, Arthur has to figure out if he really did learn from the sins of his past to help better a future for a world unknown. (Rating likely to change to M for future scenes)

In one world Lisa managed to walk a fine line between annoying Coil and keeping herself a free woman. In another, she fell off that knife edge. But if she should manage to get away after being broken, and if she should be taken in by a new hero trying to make a difference...things might go down a different path indeed.

Looking back on it, when I woke up in an irradiated desert in a stranger's body with no recollection of how I got there, at no point did I think this was going to end with me detonating several nuclear warheads on myself to save the Mojave Wasteland and later, the entire world. A Fallout NV Self-Insert with AU elements present. The SI is not Courier Six.

Steven poofs but doesn't die. Something weird happens instead.

Being Champion just wasn't his thing. That was why he left Alola. He'd always been an adventurer at heart, and now he was taking his first few steps in what felt like a completely different world. But he wasn't alone. He had his team with him.

An 8-year-old Naruto sneaks into the library and finds a thin little book titled "How To Be a Ninja", authored by his hero, the Yondaime. Everything in the book is just common sense: a trait that no one in the Elemental Countries seems to have. Four years later, a Kage-level shinobi becomes a genin...

Being a hero, you have to expect the unexpected. Sometimes, though things happen, which are so unexpected that there is no way that you can account for them or plan for them. This is one of those times. Still, another thing a hero has to do, is to roll with the punches, keep calm and keep going. So what if he was in another world; it didn't change that much; he was still a hero!

A Rebuild 2.0 fic: She told him he had all the freedom in the world. He told her he would pilot for her one more time. Now, he draws the consequence: Shinji quits piloting. But that isn't the end of his story.

Tom Riddle's plans fall through when Ginny Weasley loses his diary shortly after starting her first year and it is found by one Luna Lovegood. A series of bizarre conversations follow. Luna? - Yes Tom? - I've been giving this a lot of thought...and I believe you may be insane. (Not crack. Plot takes a while to appear but it's there) See last chapter for fan art and translations.

A powerful Raid Boss appeared out of nowhere in Yggdrassil, wandering around the world instead of staying on a specified Dungeon. Rumors about his deadly power and merciless battles spread around the gamer community… and Harry? Well, he wasn't aware he was considered as "Raid Boss", nor that the world he had arrived at was considered a "Game". MOD!OP!Harry Game-Nazarik Real-Nazarik

Starting out on a journey? Couldn't afford a normal pokédex? Then this is for you. This is your guide to the world of pokémon for now. Lucky you. Rated M for graphic language, among other things. [Thanks a lot for 100 chapters, guys!]

WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.

AU, What if Saitama trained so much he became a monster but is still emotionally dead? And Genos had already joined the association? Warning : (SLOW UPDATES)

"What am I? Am I a fusion? Am I one gem? Am I the product of anger and mistrust or the daughter of Jasper and Lapis?" Alt. Steven Universe, Malachite is her own gem with a new name and on her way to becoming a Crystal Gem (I own none of the Steven Universe characters but Malley and this parody are mine)

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Being reborn in the world of RWBY means that the Grimm are your natural enemies. My case is the complete opposite. I'm not really sure who I pissed off in my previous life but being reborn as a Beowolf was definitely not something I expected. (SI)

A curious 11-year-old Harry begins acting on the strange and wonderful things he observes in the wizarding world. He might just turn out very differently, and the world with him.

Harry grows up watching anime and fantasizing about having superpowers. When his Hogwarts letter arrives, he jumps at the chance to live the life of a harem protagonist. Not a harem fic. Timeline moved forward to modern day.

This world's got enough troubles without time going wonky. Unfortunately, time going wonky seems to be spreadin' through the multiverse. Now a crazy band of maniacs and sociopaths have to deal with their lives scratchin' like a record... Part of the Infinite Loops project

Harry runs into the Ice Queen of Slytherin during a late night trip to the kitchens.

Jaune never wanted to be a Hunter. He wanted to be a musician. Partly due to his father, but mostly his own stupidity, Jaune winds up in Beacon, with no weapon. Making matters worse, his teachers think his instruments are badass weapons. Rather than ask, they launch him into a Grimm filled forest, no aura, no landing strategy, nothing but the guitar on his back. JaunexMystery Humor

Ainz finally tells the truth. Demiurge doesn't take it well. A short, silly story about the guardians finding out that Ainz is secretly clueless.

We all know how the story goes. However, this time will be different. Follow Momonga as he travels the New World alone without Nazarick and has brought along a certain Guardian. AU rewrite of Overlord Mk. 2

Harry Potter is a geek, a nerd, a total dork whose favorite hobby is "transfiguring stuff." He doesn't understand what rules are, has no social skills, is barely sentient, and is very smart.

Jaune himself was young, inexperienced, dense, but filled with so much potential. Sauron was old, determined, observant, and had reached the peak of his strength in ages long past. With warring factions, a growing darkness, and ancient magic at work, it'll take the old world's evil to stop the current one. Throw in a clumsy knight and you have one fantastic adventure ahead.

Everyone but Jaune Arc failed the initiation. Ozpin was speechless. He knew the boy's transcripts were fake, indulged the act, but never foresaw this outcome. Now the numbers were skewed, and a team wasn't possible. Exploiting his forgery would backfire. No, he reluctantly folded the hand Fate bestowed upon him. The Arc must explore Beacon Academy alone.

Captain Lars faces his hardest challenge yet; getting re-accustomed to Earth.

A late entry for Freezerburn Week or whatever. Even though it isn't Freezerburn, it still works since the point of it was to shit all over Bumblebee. Don't lie. People are just finally being woken up to the fact that Blake is a shitty character, and the only people who like Bumblebee are lesbians who want to be able to identify with Yang, and don't care which girl she's with.

In which young Weiss Schnee gets a new pet kitty, except the kitty is an orphaned minority child. Crack, Black Comedy, Social Satire, Romantic Comedy.

Ruby Rose had an unorthodox way of defining friendship. Such things included in her bag of goodies was a friendship contract, a coupon book, trips to the Dust store, the occasional board game night where said cinnamon bun was a sore loser, an unfair game of tag, one-sided friend privileges, and much more. Why didn't Jaune Arc read the fine print? Stop laughing, Yang!

Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?

She was a harbinger of darkness, a killer, a monster...and she was happily married to a man who had no idea.

A story about a necromancer and his four undead party members, and his one-man vendetta against the entire goblin race. And also Zombies. Lots and lots of Zombies.

While passing through Demacia, Jax gains a travelling companion, much to his dismay. A certain Yordle who is convinced despite his protests that he MUST be the hero of Demacia. Rating is for violence.

Once, a Gem ran away from Homeworld, adopted Earth as her home, fell in love with a human rockstar, and had a child. That Gem was Blue Diamond. Now twelve years old, Steven is coming into his power… but the more he learns about it and his mother's legacy, the less he may actually want it.

With his life turned into a Game, Harry now has to raise a Phoenix, uncover the Founders' darkest secrets, deal with political manipulations and live through Hogwarts all while trying desperately to not swear too much.

What if Harry had reacted a little differently when he heard that Ron and the twins were being punished by de-gnoming in Chamber of Secrets? How would Mrs Weasley (and the rest of the Wizarding World) react when Harry's past starts to unravel? [COMPLETE]

Point of deviation: Harry's primary school taught Home Economics. Harry's not going to let the wonders of magic take away his common sense, and if he can get a good deal, he's going to take it. Meanwhile, money is fun, but magic is funner. AU

What happens when Weiss Schnee doesn't understand the intricacies of slang, puns, and innuendos? All sorts of awkward and unusual situations. Written as an entry for RWBY Writing Prompt Wednesday #85.

Bright wisps of red and orange dance on top of his left palm, and it makes him feel at ease. He still has this. He is still Zuko. /wherein Fire Lord Zuko gets reincarnated into the body of one Shouto Todoroki. Canon-divergence. [on-hiatus]

Qrow has a new best friend. It's the black-haired, green-eyed, glasses-wearing bartender who recently opened up a shop in Vale, and he is enabling his alcoholism like a good friend would do. Whatever was in that Whisky was the stuff of gods. Harry Potter, as mysterious as he was, is a fun person to hang around with.

Seeing as he's her closest living relative who isn't her mother, a Malfoy, or a prisoner of Azkaban, seventh-year student Nymphadora Tonks takes first-year student Harry Potter under her wing.

("Is Your Great-Aunt an AI!" sequel) GLaDOS has learned how to do magic, and is going to be teaching at Hogwarts. And it's just as well, for a plot is afoot to cause trouble at Hogwarts. Can a genius, if insane, computer and her great-nephew Harry stop things from spiralling out of control? Or will the beast of the Chamber of Secrets thwart even GLaDOS and Harry?

Creeped out by all the tombstones, Harry and Cedric leave the graveyard almost as soon as they arrive. As result, much is different. Not sure of pairings.

Harry Potter was born with red hair, but the Dursley's always treated him like the proverbial red-headed stepchild. Once he enters the wizarding world however, everyone assumes he's just another Weasley. To Harry's surprise, the Weasleys don't seem to mind. Now written by Gilderoy Lockhart, against everyone's better judgement.

Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.

Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.

Warwick, a savage creature born from perverse science and alchemy, uses his abilities to rid the streets of Zaun of crime, if only to curb his murderous instincts and to make up for the sins he made when he was still a man. Upon hunting down one such criminal to the island nation of Ionia and suffering grievous injuries from the fight, he is found and cared for by a kindly being.

After a strange incident in Y-City, Saitama is thrown in a strange land where everyone has superpowers, join him as he tries to settle down in this new land where lethal force on 'monsters' or anything for that matter is a big no-no.

You'll believe Taylor can fly.

A series of snippits based on the idea that Saitama was considered the number one most powerful villain and a God level threat for years by the entire world... and never knew.

"While Minerva wasn't usually one to count her chickens before they hatch, she would have bet several galleons that this boy was a Gryffindor." Link, reincarnated Hero of Hyrule, goes to Hogwarts. Story includes fraternizing with the giant squid, bartering for the Marauder's Map, and encounters with an ancient Basilisk. Weekly updates!

Brockton Bay receives a visit from the widely acclaimed strongest man on earth. Nothing will ever be the same.

Stein never thought he'd be a teacher. Especially not a teacher secretly observing Wizard-kind for Lord Death. Stein goes to Hogwarts! Stein-centric.

Alcohol is a presence in all aspects of Humanity and Faunuskind. It breaks, helps, and heals. The people who serve it find they're the people who can help. After a rejection at Beacon, Jaune finds his place to belong at a bar, hoping to recover from his past mistakes by helping others in need. Cover: Hanisu93

Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS

This is a series of one-shot stories and miscellaneous scenes about what if Harry had responded differently to key events in his life.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

In which everyone loves Sidon, Mipha is most certainly not dead, and Link still doesn't quite understand what is going on but has long since learned to go with the flow.

In which Azir is done, Lux needs ten hugs and a bunny, Karthus lost the music sheets (again!), Darius is drowning in paperwork, Caitlyn deserves a raise, Viktor didn't sign up for any of this and Xerath really wants a window. Life as always at the Institute of War.

The Sole Survivor emerges from Vault 111 late in 2287 and stumbles home - and dies there. Codsworth sets out from Sanctuary Hills alone, determined to avenge his owners' deaths and find their son. The wasteland is not kind to humans, but it's positively dreadful for a lone robot. Good thing he's good at making friends.

Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?

Several years before canon Worm, a thief with bad luck buys powers from Cauldron and gets more than he bargained for. He meets Mouse Protector, and they hit it off. Eventually, the two uncover the secret of Simurgh's nature, and all hell breaks loose.

Jaune Arc always felt that he was really unlucky. Every time he went off to train, he got attacked by Grimm. Every time he was attacked by Grimm, he felt a bit worse about himself. The worse he felt about himself, the stronger the Grimm got. It's like a miracle that he actually got away with his life every time!

Jaune Arc didn't think much—he was more impulsive than anything. So when he was kicked out of Beacon he had no idea what would happen to him. He never expected to become friends with the criminals he was sent to spy on... neither did he expect that the helpful little voice in his head was actually a she-devil trying to destroy humanity...

Pitch languishes after his defeat until Jack Frost comes to find him. An exploration of what Pitch's place in the world should be. Additionally, there are zany antics.

"I'm still alive, as you may surmise from this note. Of course, I could be dead and someone is faking the letter to fool you…" Harry is NOT happy about being left at Privet Drive all summer with no one to talk to.

A human college student finds himself falling in love with his unusual study-buddy, Sam the Temmie. But will the many differences between humans and monsters extinguish their romance before it's even begun?

If a starving man was given a buffet of food, what would he do? Would he eat and then merely leave content and fulfilled to continue his day? Or would he stay at the table, waiting for more food that he knows there's an abundance of, finally able to relish in the thing he's been missing for so long? What will Blake Belladonna do when someone cares about her for the first time? AU.

For one reason or another Izuku moves into an apartment complex a month after having met All Might while on his journey to become a hero. The other tenants? The League of Villains! Although the poor boy is oblivious to this fact. (Or where Izuku is too adorable and ends up with a bunch of overprotective villains for a family.)

Before Ashe was the queen of the Freljord, she was merely a young woman with grand dreams. A look into what may have happened had her story been less idyllic. Basically, insert Thresh into Ashe's lore, watch fireworks. Warning: Thresh being Thresh. (On hiatus. For real this time.)

What if there were no Humans in Mass Effect? What if there were Orks instead? The Council would have a lot less sleep, for one thing.

Dicktown is a horrifically underdeveloped town run by a mayor burdened by despair. With funding low and tourism non-existent, the town elects to open a suggestion box for new Public Works Projects, pending the mayor's approval of course.

With Sirius Black on the loose, Harry and Ron arrive for their 3rd year as rambunctious, loud, obnoxious teenagers. Sounds normal. Why, then, is Albus Dumbledore so worried? Is it going to be just a normal year at Hogwarts? Is it ever when a Potter is involved?

And here Harry had thought being the Master of Death was just a frivolous title.

Whether heroic or villainous, the Dragonborn we all play is a guy who steals when he can get away with it, helps out daedric lords of domination just cause, robs the tombs of the honored dead, and then proceeds to play tag with children and help out his local temple of the goddess of love. This is the story of one such insane individual summoned by Louise Valliere. Crack fic.

AU. The arrow injured the Blue Spirit instead of knocking him out, and Aang never found out his identity. Zuko made a Plan to find out more about the Avatar. He didn't expect so many truths to come from the lies.

What if the Undersiders decided to use their powers to make money ... legally?

The unlikeliest of crossings. The most improbable of incidents. The most hilarious of universes. A considerably different sort of crossover. Sanity is for the weak anyway.

The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.

This is a silly crack fic that I decided to write up. It's technically the sequel to I, Panacea, which is in turn the sequel to Security!. In it, Mike Allen shows up in Scion's head. Hijinks ensue.

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Harry decides he wants to try Animagi, and persuades Hermione to help... this changes them... a lot. Crossover, of sorts, with Pokemon. Mew!Harry. Not as stupid as it sounds.

Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."

All Bowser wanted was a good Birthday. All Peach thought she wanted was some time away from life. What she got may have changed her mind...about everything she's ever known. BowserxPeach with LuigixDaisy, KammyxKamek, koopalings, and others.

After the Winter War, Starrk and Lilynette notice there is something strange going on in Soul Society. To figure out what it is and if it's dangerous, Starrk sneaks into Seireitei in disguise...and immediately gets caught up in a case of mistaken identity. As he tries to find a way out without telling anyone who he actually is, it becomes increasing difficult to remain aloof.

The summer before his fifth year, Harry obtains a computer and an internet connection. Two months later, he emerges a changed person, for what has been seen cannot be unseen. AU with the whole Harry Potter timeline moved forward to the modern day. References to internet memes, video games, anime, etc.

He can hear the flame's low growl, like it's a living thing that's hungering for the ash of his flesh and craves to consume him whole. This is where most people will start praying to whatever god it is they believe. Crumple to their knees and cry and piss themselves. Beg for mercy, for their life, and hope it gets through the black rubber of that grotesque gas mask into human ears.

The smallest act or difference can be all that is needed to change the future. Now Diebuster!Taylor stands to make more than small or simple changes for the future of mankind.

The war ended in victory. There were few deaths, and the Wizarding World rejoiced. But Percy Weasley had always been a bit of a perfectionist. Time-travel, slight tweaking of canon. Percy-centric. A series of vignettes.

Dragon's fire is not so easily extinguished; when Zuko rediscovers a lost firebending technique, shifting flames can shift the world... Follows "Theft Absolute".

Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?

Naruto is the most Unpredictable shinobi-in-training Konoha has ever seen. So what can the cheerful blond do when shown the hand signs for the summoning jutsu without being warned of the dangers of summoning without a contract? Try it out of course! Now he has a contract never before seen in the Elemental Countries, and a new world will open up before him. Can he survive it?

After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS

America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.

Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.

Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.

When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.

When you began, it was just the two of you, the roommates desperately in need of a break going crosscountry in their tiny-ass car. But one thing lead to another and here you were, twelve people on enough meds to kill an elephant packed on a schoolbus going on a round trip to disaster. A rather lengthy one-shot about friendship and craziness and how important it is to take a break.

When Odin falls into the Sleep while Thor is away, Loki is called to fill the unexpected absence of the throne. Odin awakens to chaos... of a thoroughly unexpected kind. Fluff, crack, giftfic. No pairing.

Shikamaru is possessed! But this is no ordinary ghost...because this ghost is able to possess others and prank them! Watch out Konoha, Harry Potter is here with a vengeance, and he plans to stay! Can Harry find a way to return to the living, or will Shikamaru be stuck dealing with a mage who died before his time? Harry is an adopted Nara in this one.

Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.

You are a Fire Nation citizen in the time of Sozin, and this is what you do.

Get your bellies ready to laugh and your palms to smack your faces as you realize all the drastic and horribly illogical events that took place in the AtLA world. I guarantee you'll never watch an episode the same way when you're done with this. Successfully updated on every Friday since conception.

The real shit begins.

Forget Commander Shepard and Admiral Anderson; being responsible for organizing the construction of a doomsday device with that many zany races and organizations, Admiral Steven Hackett is clearly the true, most long-suffering hero of Mass Effect 3.

Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...

Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?

Chell fully expected to succumb to Mobility Gel poisoning when her health started to fail a year after her release from the Aperture Enrichment Center. What she didn't expect was to find herself saved by the very constructs that tried to kill her.

Harry allows Ron to compete for him in the tournament. How does he fare? This is a Harry/Hermione story with SERIOUSLY Idiot!Ron Bashing. If that isn't what you like, please read something else. Complete but I do expect to add an alternate ending or two.

Or: How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The N2 Mine

Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.

Harry has had enough of seeing his reputation shredded in the Daily Prophet and decides to do something about it. Only he decides to embrace his Slytherin side to rectify matters.

Due to a false report, Sarutobi decides to impersonate 6 years old Naruto for a month. He should have known what he was getting into.

Everyone in Gotham City thinks Snape is a supervillian.

Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots

So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.

AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.

Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.

Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.

COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.

Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

With all the crappy stuff Harry goes through at Hogwarts, the smart money would be on him transferring to a different, better school early in his career. Here’s one way it might have happened. No planned pairings.

What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.

A very different Shinji comes to Tokyo III.

A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.