Faramir Fancier
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Joined 03-12-04, id: 552969
Author has written 16 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT... I've been gone for quite some time.

In fact I'm not even using this account anymore.

You can read and comment, but I won't be working on ANY of my stories AT ALL.

Sorry. I just don't have time or willpower or energy.

Signing off for the last time, Mary.

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The Road Goes Ever On And On by BregoBeauty reviews
[Sequel to Journey to Mordor] Saurman seeks to destory the World of Men in Part One. In Part Two, the SUV hits the road, and along the way, torturing Elrond and Galadriel! In Part Three, we see the strangest wedding ever!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 44,753 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/1/2005 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
Lord of the Rings: Marriage Prospects by Kitty-chan33 reviews
For anyone who's ever wondered what it would be like to marry any of the LotR characters, here's your chance to find out. [Part V: Meriadoc Brandybuck]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,790 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2005 - Published: 2/28/2005
Have You Got Any Stamps, Legolas? by Eggo Waffles reviews
If there had been a way for Boromir and Faramir to keep up correspondence during the Quest, it might have sounded somewhat like this. A more humorous outlook on some of the darker aspects of the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,637 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 245 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/30/2005 - Published: 1/24/2005 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Gandalf's Camera by onions-are-joy reviews
Gandalf has a new hobby. Taking embarassing pictures, and shouting his mating call DDDDDDWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,078 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/17/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004 - Gandalf
Journey to Mordor By SUV by BregoBeauty reviews
What happens when an SUV lands in Middleearth and the Fellowship finds it? Craziness ensues! Covers all three movies.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,551 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/31/2004 - Published: 7/27/2004 - Aragorn - Complete
The Elvin Book of Fairy Tales by Pyro Dragon 117 reviews
The LOTR crew star in all of your favorite fairy tales! Watch as Aragorn becomes a fearless prince, Arwen sleeps for 100 years, Legolas loses his slipper and.... Sauron becomes a fairy? What the heck? HETRO and SLASH, request for pairings welcome.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/30/2004 - Published: 7/8/2004
Lord Elrond's House by Shriek Like A Ring Wraith reviews
There's chaos and havoc in Rivendell! Frodo has recently been stabbed by the Witch King on Weathertop and Merry, Pippin, and Sam have nothing to do while they wait for their friend to wake up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,029 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/29/2004 - Published: 7/1/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
The Previously Untold Wanderings of Urwen Tanneth by Breck reviews
An account of Tanneth's previously forgotten role in the War of the Ring, and of her doomed love affair with a member of the Fellowship... (Want to see a 10th Walker story done right? Me too. Giving it my best shot...)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,087 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13/2004 - Published: 7/5/2004
Legeo & Gimliet by LesMisLoony reviews
COMPLETE! Cupid not the reindeer gets bored and mass hysteria ensues. Join in Pippin's search for the perfect catch phrase! PG for extreme insanity and overabuse of some characters coughLegolascough
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 12,619 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/21/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
Braces by Blonde Archer reviews
Ever wonder why Legolas has perfect teeth? Is it because he's an elf? That's what he would want you to think. The REAL reason behind his breathtaking smile is he had...BRACES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/14/2004 - Published: 6/28/2004 - Legolas
The road trip of doom by furrie reviews
after rotk the fellowship goes on a road trip to Disney world. But the path is a drangrous on indeed
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 697 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/6/2004 - Legolas
The royal acting theatre of Gondor by Two amazing authors reviews
The royal acting theatre of Gondor presents Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, all of the lord of the Rings cast take on the characters of harry potter, directed by the esteemed Sara and Claire.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/5/2004 - Published: 6/10/2004
LOTR Crew get schooled by Breck reviews
The guys from LOTR are at high school! A hideously overdone scenario, but making an admirable effort to be original. Full of drama and fun! BOROMIR CHAPTER IS UP! Hooray!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,308 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2004 - Published: 5/25/2004
The Diary of Aragorn LOCKED! by Cheesekakke reviews
I think the title explains the story. The plot follows the movie(s). I rated this PG because I find Aragorn's thoughts VERY disturbing...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,276 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 7 - Updated: 6/21/2004 - Published: 1/8/2004 - Aragorn
An Arrow, a Knock on the Head, and a Strait jacket by RivendellWriter reviews
Gandalf plays with Leglas's bow, Legolas falls in love with a tree, and Pippin gets put in a strait jacket! Find out the rest for yourself! Finished. Rated PG just to be safe. This is my first fanfic!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2004 - Published: 5/21/2004 - Legolas, Peregrin T. - Complete
Dear Denethor by cyberwulf reviews
Family problems? Let the Steward of Gondor offer you his advice!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,194 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2004
My Brother Boromir by I-love-Gollum reviews
A sad poem from the point of view of Faramir
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
All Men Are Idiots, and I Married Their King! by From the Silent Planet reviews
Ah...Arwen always knew marriage was filled with many joys....much laughter...But no one ever told her about the snoring...no slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/1/2004 - Published: 5/22/2004
Lord of the Math by Abare Killer reviews
Just a little LOTR parody. I was really bored, so I decided, hey, wouldn't it be funny to compare the ring to math?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/19/2004 - Complete
Haldir and the Fatigue of Doom by Crystal-Nimrodel reviews
Haldir cannot sleep. Being the determined elf he is, he sets out on a nightly mission to find the cure for his sleeplessness. Will he succeed, or will morning come before he finds the answer?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2004 - Haldir
Ranger Boi by Marendigell reviews
A parody of "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Levigne. Very funny (at least, I think so). R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2004
To the Shire! by ViggoOrlandoSavvy reviews
Legolas and Aragorn (and his family) are off to visit the Shire for Frodo's birthday! Hilarity ensues as they set out on the trail for some strange adventures!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,543 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Aragorn, Legolas
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Orc Busters! reviews
Aragorn and Legolas start a new company, drag Faramir and Boromir into it, then run around Middle-earth killing Orcs and other servants of Sauron. However, they seem to forget that Sauron's already dead...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,216 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 4/4/2005
Sunny Acres Part 2: A Never Ending Freak Show reviews
Ok, this is PART TWO! Isn't it totally amazing? Now it even has a spiffy new name! Muahaha! Sorry. Anyway, I suggest you read Sunny Acres Retirement Facility before you read this, otherwise you will be confused beyond count.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,589 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/9/2005 - Published: 3/3/2005
Gondor Boy and other weird Song Parodies! reviews
Some parodies that I wrote at 11:30 pm, mostly songs. The first one is in the title! So read, review, and enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,110 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2005 - Published: 5/29/2004
Boromir, Faramir, and a Thing Called Love reviews
Faramir and Boromir discover a few questions they had about FanFiction. Contains a Mary-Sue, a self-insert, and weird humor. NO SLASH. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/22/2005 - Boromir, Faramir
A Very Meriadoc Christmas reviews
Just in time for the Holidays, Merry has decided to host his own Christmas Special, complete with home movies from other people in Middle Earth! Contains everyone's favorite people, and commentary from Pippin, the co-host. Good Family Fun! Still going, ev
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,924 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/3/2005 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Meriadoc B. - Complete
Sunny Acres Retirement Facility reviews
Well, all the stars live in an apartment complex! Includes twisted love, drunken hobbits, parties, another twisted love, and some more funny stuff! Promises to be good and entertaining! Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 51,642 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/1/2005 - Published: 6/24/2004
The Faramir Variety Hour reviews
Faramir's got his own TV show and Boromir provides comedy that no one really gets! If you've read 'has the apocalypse come yet' you'll understand it better. With field trips to other places in M.E., interviews, and other fun stuff! Read and Review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,528 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/7/2005 - Published: 8/4/2004 - Faramir, Boromir
The Lord of the Rings Stars buy a Fast Food Joint! reviews
What happens when Aragorn buys a fast food joint? Features Boromir as a fry manager, Haldir as a waiter, Legolas in a hair net, and Elrond as a janitor! Although these things mght not appear in the first chap., they will come! Fun for everyone! R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,265 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/3/2005 - Published: 6/14/2004
The Reverse of the King reviews
All right! It's the third installment! Go read 'The Great Role Reversal' and 'Revers'd' So you understand it! But, here it is! Much craziness, insanity, and general humor to be found within! Read and Review! Comtains everyone's favorite characters!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,442 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2005 - Published: 10/25/2004
Denethor's Educational Television Programme! reviews
Denethor has gotten a TV show set to educate the Free People and Children of Middle Earth! Boromir, the co-host, provides the needed weirdness and Elrond provides the bad humor. Faramir becomes a scapegoat, and Arwen is the camera lady. Now could anything
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,302 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2005 - Published: 10/18/2004
Revers'd reviews
The Sequel to The Great Role Reversal. I reccomend you read that one first or you won't understand. Well, as promised, here it is! The Two Towers done MY way! Read and review! Lots of humor and other stuff just for you!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 9,062 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/23/2004 - Published: 7/30/2004
The Fellowship Academy reviews
The Fellowship, along with other characters, decide to open a school. Not everything goes as planned, and what will happen on Open House Night? Features Aragorn teaching PE, Haldir, and everyone's favorite human, Boromir! Also includes Legolas.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,836 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/9/2004 - Published: 6/12/2004
The Great Role Reversal reviews
Everyone is sick and tired of being themselves. They decide to switch places for the trilogy.... Features a new king, a lovesick Elf, a morbid hobbit, and a overenthused hobbit. Features the Fellowship, with more added as the movies go on. Read and Review
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 9,080 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/29/2004 - Published: 6/29/2004
Has the Apocalypse Come Yet? reviews
What happens when Merry& Pippin give up drinking, Legolas looses his hair spray, Faramir hosts a TV show, and Boromir is alive? Also, what if Faramir and Boromir fan girls had an all-out war? Find out here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 12,508 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2004 - Published: 5/31/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Boromir and Faramir's Crazy Singing Contest! reviews
What if the two brothers couldn't decide who was the better singer? Somewhat like American Idol. The two decide to host a contest. Find out what happens here! Read and review! Rating for safety.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 11,181 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 10 - Updated: 7/15/2004 - Published: 6/2/2004 - Boromir, Faramir
Dangerous Love reviews
A 7th year Slytherin girl tries to find acceptance with Sirius Black. She also tries to find romance, too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,102 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2004 - Sirius B.