Kinners
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Joined 02-16-14, id: 5532669, Profile Updated: 03-06-16
Author has written 24 stories for Lord of the Rings, Avengers, Artemis Fowl, Star Wars, Thor, My Little Pony, Magic: The Gathering, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Phantom of the Opera, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog, and How to Train Your Dragon.

Goodness, this hasn't been updated in ages!

Blows dust off of profile*

Hello, all! I'm not dead! School is still happening, but I've officially set aside a day of the week for just fanfic, so maybe that'll help increase production without adding to my imaginary stress load. But I'm updating my profile and creating one on Inkitt instead of writing, sooo. It's at a crawl, but at least I'm thinking about writing fanfic!


'She knew who it was before her hand met the mask.'

Lol, this is never gonna get written. If you want Phantom from me, you'll have to get it all mixed in with Doctor Who in the epic crossover soup that is Blue Box Five! #advertisesformyownwritingonmyprofile


Kinners vs. Sher-

Nobody cares, it's out already!!


…what's this? My profile has been discovered!? GIR! Startin' up the shields!!

Hops into an X-Wing fighter*

DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

*ska-BOOM*

...hi!

I am the resident ponies, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, Clone Wars, Avengers, Doctor Who, Portal, Sherlock, Minecraft, Star Trek, Phantom of the Opera, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and Stargate nerd. *Degrees of nerdiness may vary between fandoms. I have OCs out my ears, some of whom you may never even meet because they're so underdeveloped or I have hopes of them becoming real one day. I am Vanirheim's 1503 number one airhead and Midgard's 2018 number one werewolf. I love taking personality quizzes, but I get the absolute worst results EVER. No lie, I got Jar Jar once. I ride horses, byakhees, skyhoppers, and the occasional alicorn, if Her Highness permits. Obviously I love writing, but basically everything I write is fanfic. I do have a couple other ideas for actual books, but I can't seem to get over my love of fanfic and fandoms…that and I'm well aware that my readers would hunt me down and chain me to my desk if I ever shut down my fanfic. I've had fifteen sixteen specific character fanfaves so far, most of them antagonists and most of them ravens(black-haired). Because evil is hot, I'm NOT just crazy, it's an actual TV trope! The only ships I sail are Kentress (Star Wars), the obvious and probably already confirmed Picrusher (Star Trek Next Gen), Skypig (YouTube), either Scarlet Vision or Lokimoff (Avengers), Mollock (Sherlock), and my all-time OTP Flutteral Shyvous. Don't be hatin', because Friendship is MAGIC. I'm a gamer to the core, and I love rainy days and creating well-developed OCs. But you know what else I love?

YOU! *Huggles*

Why yes, I did get Pinkie Pie on a personality test. What makes you ask?

Updates are on Sundays I can't even post stuff every Sunday, man. Sorry, guys. I will post once a month, however, on the first Sunday per. Feel free to PM me if you have a piece of work that you feel has a desperate need for revision or plot. I'm here to write, same as you.

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Ravnicademy by ZabuFanfics reviews
Jace Beleren was expecting a lot of things after getting transferred to Ravnica Academy, but getting involved with dangerous guilds, scheming dragons and falling in love weren't any of those things.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 314,561 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 3/4/2016 - Published: 2/28/2014 - [Jace B., Liliana V.] [Chandra N., Gideon J./Kytheon I.] - Complete
Fight or Flight by Osetto reviews
The Republic and Empire clash, bringing war to an otherwise peaceful planet. A Jedi and Sith lead their forces into battle, no other goal than the other's complete and utter destruction. In the fight for survival there are only two sides. Two choices.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/11/2014 - Complete
Legacy by Black Stormraven reviews
Dooku remembers his first "daughter" to protect his second. Entry for pileofsith's Sith Family contest.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/21/2014 - A. Ventress, Count Dooku - Complete
Squares and Cubes by Blue Seidr reviews
"It's always cubes with you." Noted Foaly somewhat randomly. "What's wrong with a nice sphere?" Just a cute little nonsense oneshot to explain why Artemis has always picked cubes. The answer comes from the most unlikely of places. :)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 720 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2014 - Artemis F., Juliet B. - Complete
Deliverance by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
Loki falls. Thor catches and lets go. 'A blasted Sun sweeps withered stone, but Thor is warmer over me; his heartbeat echoes in the World Tree, above my bursting, blistered bones.' (Loki's death.) (A much belated birthday gift for CrackinAndProudOfIt.)
Thor - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 382 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Thor, Loki, Frigga, Odin
A Viper's Venom by Setkia reviews
"A viper uses its venom as a way of attacking, it is inexcusable to poison another living organism and it is wrong to-" For the first time, Mr. Dawson heard the voice of the fifteen year old boy with the dark black hair and mismatched eyes speak up. "It's defense."
Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,137 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Blazing Flame by The Wayfaring Strangers reviews
'A ragged breath, an outstretched hand...But you left him there, in the burning sand. His soul choked, betrayed to pain - Lord Vader rise! The blazing flame.' Anakin falls. Obi-Wan grieves. What more need I say? A poem.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 216 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 18 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
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The Ballad of Redbeard and Yellowbeard
(SPOILERS FOR SHERLOCK SEASON FOUR & HTTYD BOOK 10) A creature he never imagined leads Sherlock to the brother he never knew. With the return of Victor Trevor, can the Holmes family finally be whole again? Or are some wounds just too deep?
Crossover - How to Train Your Dragon & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,285 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 6/25
Spare Change reviews
In which Billy learns first-hand how 'beloved' and 'infuriating' can become synonyms-from a mongrel that follows him home and proceeds to invade his life and heart. Will the mangy mutt be worth it?
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2016
Blue Box Five reviews
The lame title pun tells all! Out of the mysterious box steps an even more mysterious man, who proceeds to whisk a still-grieving Christine on an adventure into the depths of the opera house. But what else lurks in the dark, and what secrets remain to be unveiled in the Phantom's opera? Read on!
Crossover - Doctor Who & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2016 - Published: 6/7/2015
Kinners vs Sherlock reviews
Oh yes, oh yes, oh very yes! The sequel none of you have been waiting for has finally arrived. Hot on the trail of the villain whom Loki claims has stolen the Tesseract, Kinners sallys forth to London to clear his name with the help of a consulting detective who doesn't like her very much. (predominantly Sherlock, only marked crossover because Loki)
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/14/2016 - Published: 10/4/2015 - Sherlock H., John W., Loki
Kinners vs SHIELD reviews
After screening a potentially dangerous phone call, S.H.I.E.L.D. inadvertently picks up none other than-*Dramatic drumroll*-yours truly! As Kinners is graced with the presence of famous agent after famous agent, she winds herself ever deeper into an ever-growing facade. Note: 'Me' has been modified so as to not completely reflect my real life persona. This is for security reasons.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,830 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/6/2015 - Published: 3/5/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki, Nick F. - Complete
Body and Soul reviews
A terrible accident leaves Ensign Davonna Aileen Craig physically, mentally and even emotionally crippled. As far as she's concerned, there's no hope or meaning in carrying on, and she lashes out at anyone who tries to tell her otherwise. Who better to heal her and tell her the truth than the one entity who is immune to her acrimony and cannot tell a lie?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/12/2015 - Published: 7/5/2015 - B. Crusher, Data, G. LaForge, OC
Lost on the Moon reviews
Artemis Fowl thinks he's too cool for school. And the rest of the world, too. He considers himself above the common man, as any fan of the series will know. But can a punk like Di prove him wrong when countless geniuses thrice her age have failed? Why don't you come and find out? (T for violence in future chapters)
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,134 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/14/2015 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Artemis F., Holly S., Minerva P., OC
Kinners vs the Phantom reviews
As if traipsing around with gods and highly-functioning sociopaths wasn't enough, I insist on commandeering the Tardis for the purpose of cornering a known murderer who may be suffering from PTSD, schizophrenia, and acute lovesickness. I may or may not survive. Read on to find out!
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,261 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2015
Lament of a Goddess
Believe it or not, there is a fifth princess of Equestria. So why don't we see her or hear about her? Because Princess Nexione is the only oracle recorded in all of history, the one who is responsible for every event and life in their world. The toll that such an undertaking requires is unimaginable. (note: events take place just after the events of the Season 2 finale)
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,019 - Published: 3/1/2015
Too Long reviews
Mycroft really IS the worst big brother ever. A ghost from the past returns to remind him of this. Will this haunt be able to let go of her demons? Or will she take out her years of angst fatally on the one who caused it all? One-shot as of now, possibly more.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,814 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/22/2015 - Published: 7/13/2014 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H., OC
Werewolf vs SHIELD reviews
What's the best way to hide a dark secret? To tell it so casually that nobody believes you. Kinners's darkest one is finally revealed under the dread light of the full moon, making the Avengers question the reality of the situation. How can their ditzy little friend be such a monster? Maybe she isn't after all. (Ties in to my 'Kinners vs. S.H.I.E.L.D.' fanfic)
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,929 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/8/2015 - Published: 9/21/2014 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Loki - Complete
Nightmares are Real reviews
Haunted by the events of his fall and even those before it, Sherlock realizes that he is more scared than he lets on in the waking world. But who is to tell the almighty Sherlock Holmes that it's okay to be afraid of the dark? Who better than a Night Mare? (T for some graphic descriptions and themes)
Crossover - My Little Pony & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,235 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Sherlock H. - Complete
Leaving Colours reviews
It is a dark day for the Republic. General Grievous has annihilated the Republic's base on Rishi, leaving no survivors-especially not his nemesis Kenobi. But all is not as it seems. Can the Jedi remember himself in time to save his Republic…or will he be cut down once more?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress, General Grievous, OC
Nightmare of a Timelord
Horrible premonitions of things to come haunt the dreams of the Doctor. Seeing such terrible things, can he ever have hope that such horrible fates can be avoided? And how long can he keep running from fate? (spoilers for seasons 1-4)
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,956 - Published: 8/31/2014
Carry on, my Doctor reviews
Rose was safe. But she was gone. The Doctor is despondent. With Rose's departure fresh in his mind, he loses sight of all the good he has done. All the good he has yet to do. He wants the impossible to happen, for Rose to return to him. He needs an Impossible Girl.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/17/2014 - 10th Doctor, Clara O. - Complete
Don't Let Go reviews
The Order and the Republic have crumbled. He has lost everything. Nothing is left of this old Jedi's heart to care. After all these years, he decides that it would be easier for him to succumb to the ache of loss than to bother carrying on. Who is to prove him wrong? (Kentress)
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,271 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2014 - Obi-Wan K., A. Ventress - Complete
Starry Night
When the world seems to be crashing down about her ears, can the princess of the night find solace in something so simple as an honest stallion? Emotional two-shot, possibly more.
My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,811 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 6/17/2014 - Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, OC - Complete
Everything is Connected
Ten guilds, working together and sparring with each other as they see fit. One city, as multifaceted and wondrous as the multiverse of planes. Five hopefuls, struggling to find a place in said city. One story. And an apocalypse raising from the past.
Magic: The Gathering - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,300 - Updated: 6/22/2014 - Published: 3/14/2014 - OC
Toothpicks reviews
I hate Palpatine. I REALLY hate Palpatine.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2014 - E. Palpatine, Count Dooku, General Grievous, OC - Complete
Eclipsed reviews
Believe it or not, Luna tried more than once to make her bitterness known. Frantic about her recently acquired princesshood, Celestia calls upon the alicorn brothers Thor and Loki to assist her with her difficult sister. But Loki finds himself siding with Luna in the events to come.
Crossover - My Little Pony & Thor - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2014 - Princess Celestia, Princess Luna/Nightmare Moon, Thor, Loki - Complete
The God Rises
Alternate Lyrics to Ponyphonic's 'The Moon Rises,' sequel to my AL piece 'Lullaby for a Frost Giant.' I tried my best to convey Loki's feelings of hurt and confusion during the events of Thor, which eventually budded into blind fury. ('The Moon Rises' is copyright to Ponyphonic, no infringement intended)
Thor - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 191 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Thor, Odin, Loki - Complete
Revan's Avenger
During the days of the Old Republic, Darth Revan has been freed from his imprisonment under the Sith Emperor by his daughter, the audacious Kailaa Revan. While he escapes to safety, weakened by being leeched off of by the Emperor for years, Kailaa seeks revenge on the Emperor. But is she strong enough to face such a monstrosity? And down what dark path will her actions take her?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,253 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/23/2014 - OC - Complete
Lullaby for a Brother reviews
Alternate lyrics to Ponyphonic's beautiful song 'Lullaby for a Princess.' I realized how amazingly similar the stories of Thor/Loki were to Celestia/Luna, so I wrote new lyrics to Ponyphonic's two songs about Luna's descent to Night Mare Moon and Celestia's angst over banishing her sister. Alternate lyrics to 'The Moon Rises' will be released soon.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2014 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Scourge of Isengard reviews
On the night that the wily Gandalf escaped Orthanc via eagle-back, a terrible monster was summoned under the full moon's light. Wizards are one thing, werewolves are altogether another. How will Saruman the White fare against such a scourge?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,175 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/17/2014 - Saruman, Uruk-hai, Orc, Human - Complete